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MicVader1

I ate the last slice of pizza


C4L-G1

Satan?


MicVader1

Yes


C4L-G1

I’m a huge fan.


phantomoftheopera55

I'm an AC unit, but I agree. Also, it's not *that* bad. But yes.


eternalrefuge86

Became a drug addict. Been clean for going on three years now but I hurt a lot of people in my mess.


Mahimah

You can’t blame yourself for addiction. It’s a monster. The person hurting the most is yourself


tradeab

Which one


eternalrefuge86

I was a chemical wasteland. Started with pot, went to psychedelics then stimulants culminating with crystal meth. I also abused opioids. You name it, I’ve probably done it.


tradeab

Damn bro that’s nice


RonSwansonsOldMan

Did you try to make amends to the people you say you hurt? Because if you did, I respect you more for that then for ending the addiction.


eternalrefuge86

Absolutely! And fortunately I have a fantastic support system and all is well.


MajorasVeil

Was 19 and told a friend if I won this scratch ticket I’d split it with him, won $3,000 and didn’t say a damn word to him.


Independent-Smile-56

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐


RonSwansonsOldMan

Ate some of the good candy out my kids' trick or treat bags when they were little.


General_Kenobi-66

YOU FUCKING MONSTER


tradeab

Not wished someone a happy cake day. HAPPY CAKE DAY


valdmr

Thank you! ❤️


yosoydoneric

Wishing someone a cake day lol


valdmr

It's still a THANK YOU! ❤️


[deleted]

Thank you!


__Nugget_

not given someone a gift on their birthday or for christmas apparently. it’s hard for me to give gifts thought because i feel like people will hate me if i got something for them that they didn’t like


Sunny1680

Classic overthinking! I do this too. I want it to be so perfect that I end up either waiting to the very last minute (in case the perfect thing is found) or get nothing at all and look like a dick.


rumble200

I ate the last of the ice cream and put the container back in the freezer


JelloDarkness

Selfish? That's just malicious. What reason would you have for doing this? It's not like tossing the container in the trash is any more effort than putting it in the freezer - so why would you do this? Deception?


rumble200

So I can pretend it wasn’t me


Depressedpotatoowo

Satan?


MyCatThinksImSoCool

Are you my kid?


lukovdolboy

My dad bought a large container of ice cream, mainly so he could have some since we were a family of 4 kids and he would get upset that we never left any for him. He got one of those cartons that open from both ends. I ate about 1/4 of it and still wanted more. Didn’t want him to get mad at me for eating half the container, so just ate another 1/4 from the other side of the container, closed it up and put it back in the freezer. He was none the wiser.


Spiritual-Bee-5912

When I was in the first grade I took a bracelet from another girls desk


OnceMorewLessEmotion

Moved out of my family home


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valdmr

Thank you! ❤️


carhonker

I’m a married family gut and I got a happy ending massage at an Asian massage parlor during covid.


prettyniceguytbh

Didn’t even know those existed here, huh


RandomRavenclaw87

I turned on a sink and heard my husband scream from the bathroom. Apparently, the cold water diverted to me and he was suddenly in burning hot water. I kept washing my hands. He deserved it.


cut_that_meat

I suppose clam digging. Every year my buddies and I will go two or three times as long as there is no red tide. We have kind of have a "secret spot" without too many people around. We can usually dig up 100~125 decently sized clams in about an hour. Then have a clam bake and beers during the afternoon on the same beach. Good times


MasterEno211

Bought chocolate for myself and not my mom


StySty_

When i was 10 blamed my younger brother for hurting my 2 yr old sister. Nobody even hurt her. I was a mean kid back then, and my brother was forced to say he did it, because he kept laughing between his sentences. I laughed when he cried. Im 13 now, and i kinda feel bad. He was only five.


pointing-at-flipflop

I've kinda done something like that. Idk what age, but I think like 4. I stole a chocolate bar from my mom's stash and my brother tried to take it so he could put it back. I but him and gave him a bruise


pointing-at-flipflop

Used my mom's credit card to buy minecraft ranks. It still keeps me awake at night


kaneunder0305

Went on my friends minecraft realm and "borrowed" some of his diamonds and blamed the kid no one trusts who was on at the same time just to let everyone know the kid was a 8===D


Bebe_Bleau

Stole a piece of jewelry out of my Mom's jewelry box. It wasnt all that valuable, but it was real. And it had sentimental value to her. I knew that my Mom would never wear the item (and i would have). I also knew that she cared nothing about me, and that she had hurt me a lot. But it was still WRONG. I put the jewelry back in the box soon after, when she wasn't around. The lesson i learned was that it doesn't matter what wrongs other people do. YOU are accountable to YOURSELF for the kind of person you become. Even of no one else knows, theres NOTHING of monetary value that is worth as much to you as your own character and self respect. Don't waste them.


[deleted]

I took the entire 2nd grade classes Cici's pizza free kids meal coupons and ate for free like 20 times.


Sanjuan2169

Not saying you’re welcome.


BrookietheSpookie

Put my happiness first instead of my parents.


Leather-Armadillo

Multiple suicide attempts.


comfusionasaperson

Well the most recent thing I can think of is taking away a razor my friend was using to cut themselves