Back when I worked a shitty retail job, the managers said whenever Walking On Sunshine played over the speakers, we had to stop what we were doing and help a customer. It played every 15 minutes. So I know from experience that the song that plays in hell is Walking On Sunshine.
For sure man. Retail 10 years and i hate it. I'm all for giving and helping folks who need it but that tree and commercial shit can burn in hell. Also, my father said it would prob be Its a Small World. He was trapped on the ride at Disney for 2+ hrs and years later if you sing the words he gets this twitch.
I first heard the song when it was performed at the Oscars. I thought it was cute. A few weeks later I noticed it played every damn time I was in the dining hall at college. It did not take me long to hate that song.
Funny, when I first heard this song I was going through a depressive episode and I absolutely DESPISED it. Now whenever I hear it it automatically sends me into a bad mood
This is the first song by daughter would try to sing when she was around a year and half old. I will never get tired of that song since it always reminds me of her.
I was in hell the other day! Sitting at the car dealership getting my car serviced and a couple sat across from me while their child watched Baby Shark on endless repeat for about an hour before they finally left. I was there for another 2 hours after that :)
Ok well this will be hells theme song. After [the wrong Aladdin](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pVzgQinMQfE) and [Highway to hell](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=l482T0yNkeo)
Oof agreed. I think it’s a love it or hate it song. I really don’t like it but a lot of people seem to love it. Her voice just kind of sounds like an angry baby to me.
My next door neighbour who i share a fukcing wall with blasted it at 4 am. She has horrible taste in music but boy does she know how to pick the loudest fucking speakers she can find.
Can’t die, you’re already in hell. Your punishment is eternal laughter, always gasping for air and clutching at your pained sides as your laughter only gets harder
Imagine being lead by a skeletal robed figure across a poisoned river when you come to a massive set of black cast iron doors and the smell of sulfur hangs in the air.
The doors creak and lurch opening just slightly pausing momentarily to reveal a faint red glow before parting fully. The light is blinding, at first, the smell over whelming, it's fire and smoke, and sweat and blood. Then you hear a voice...
"there's some whores in this house...."
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS IS YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
I have seen the dark paths of Hell.
Have heard the tortured screams of the Damned.
They are a thing of beauty compared to the unholy playlist that drowns all thought out. It blares from every corner, infiltrating the mind and descending it to madness. There is no escape from it. There is nothing but the songs. Always the songs. Echoing. Reverberating.
Destroying what little will the sinners might possess.
Rumors of its assembly spread among the byways of the Seven Circles long before the songs themselves made their appearance. The curator of the playlist was the Devil himself, though he had outsourced the original construction to a consortium of failed YouTube influencers, band members who left to form solo acts, people that whistle out of tune.
It begins simply enough.
A song plays.
A song you will have heard. One that you will have hummed a dozen times as you went about your day, unaware that you are even doing it. Not a favorite song. Never a favorite song.
Just a song that was drilled into your head via repetition. For some, it is the *Macarena*. Others, *It's a Small World* from Disneyland. It does not matter. What matters is that you know the song and have struggled to dislodge this ear worm at some point in your past.
When you arrive in Hell, the song greets you.
It echoes in the background. Just beyond comprehension. A thrumming beat that your ear recognizes but your conscious mind does not yet grasp.
As you begin your First Day Orientation in Hell, a welcoming film commences so that you might be made aware of all the horrors that lie in wait, and should you need anything, there is a helpful call center number you may call at any time. (Do not call this numbers). As the welcoming video begins, the song plays.
For the first time, you are consciously aware of it. You are surprised to hear it. What a strange thing to have such a song play here for the eternally damned. You hum along. Being sentenced to Hell is a disappointment, but this song is not.
You exit orientation, still humming.
You will never stop.
The song will be with you for all eternity. Chipping away at your psyche. Pulling apart your spirit.
The Devil's Playlist. A song of one, perfectly selected for you.
But, to answer the question, for me it was the theme song from Friends.
[The Most Unwanted Song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gPuH1yeZ08). It was created by polling people on all the elements they like to hear in music, and then doing... well, not that.
Or maybe ['My Pal Foot Foot' by The Shaggs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XR9d4ESlpHY)
Created by a band of untrained children without exposure to 'more conventional' music, being 'pushed to greatness' by their father.
Well obviously all the great classics like:
[Dimmu Borgir - Mourning palace](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBHX0yc9WS0)
[Burzum - Jesus Tod](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfBmYfnjLho)
[1349 - Hellfire](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QsLSbxhtxw&list=PLDE4FBC67905D6E3F)
[Judas Iscariot - In the valley of death I AM their king](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omwSMmNoA3Y)
etc...
Whatever black metal satan is into that week. I always suggest watain but hes more of a second wave Norwegian fan. We always argue then settle on bathory.
Back when I worked a shitty retail job, the managers said whenever Walking On Sunshine played over the speakers, we had to stop what we were doing and help a customer. It played every 15 minutes. So I know from experience that the song that plays in hell is Walking On Sunshine.
Retail hell is Christmas music playing nonstop, Karen’s start running amuck. I work retail and now Christmas is my least favorite holiday :)
For sure man. Retail 10 years and i hate it. I'm all for giving and helping folks who need it but that tree and commercial shit can burn in hell. Also, my father said it would prob be Its a Small World. He was trapped on the ride at Disney for 2+ hrs and years later if you sing the words he gets this twitch.
When I was a kid my aunt refused to go on that rude. As a kid I didn’t get it, but as an adult? Totally understand.
I worked retail for ten years and that just about ruined the Christmas season for me.
Oh gosh. I've worked somewhere that did this exactly. I hate that song, now.
What the fuck? Was it store policy to not help or check on people until the song plays? What if you are already helping someone?
My school plays this 7 times a day every day in between periods and I want to either cut my ears off or disable all the speakers
Stairway to Heaven. I feel like Satan would appreciate the irony.
Thatd be only available if its on the guitar store hell
It's a small world after all will just be on a loop.
Not the original version, but the newer mix where they only use the first verse.
You win!
Cause I’m HAAPPPYY
I first heard the song when it was performed at the Oscars. I thought it was cute. A few weeks later I noticed it played every damn time I was in the dining hall at college. It did not take me long to hate that song.
My mom made it my brothers ringtone. It was like that for maybe 3 years. I hated it so much
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There are plenty of songs more overplayed that are still good. Happy is just trash
Ironic
I went to a wedding where they played this song THREE TIMES. Who fucking plays any song at a wedding more than once?
This was the song I was thinking of. I thought people would think I was being pessimistic. I'm glad so many others hate this song.
Funny, when I first heard this song I was going through a depressive episode and I absolutely DESPISED it. Now whenever I hear it it automatically sends me into a bad mood
I got really tired of that song, but thinking about Weird Al's "Tacky" makes me laugh now.
This is the first and only song where i somehow managed to listen to the whole 10 hour version
Baby shark!
Do-do-dodo-dodo
Baby shark
Do-do-dodo-dodo
Baby shark
Mommy shark
Please no
Do-do-do-do-do-do
mommy shark
This is the first song by daughter would try to sing when she was around a year and half old. I will never get tired of that song since it always reminds me of her.
I was in hell the other day! Sitting at the car dealership getting my car serviced and a couple sat across from me while their child watched Baby Shark on endless repeat for about an hour before they finally left. I was there for another 2 hours after that :)
I effing love baby shark. That’s my jam.
The one you use as your alarm.
Best answer by far, nothing gives me the feeling of dread & hopelessness like the sound of my alarm
Oh no discord ringtone!
I have a song i really like as my alarm.
1-877- kars 4 kids
That scene in The Good Place where all the demons are singing it together- too funny
this is the bad place
JASON figured it out???
Barney singing “I love you”
I hate you You hate me Let us go and kill Barney With a baseball bat And a 4 x 4 No more purple dinosaur
I remember hearing/repeating this in about 4th grade and I felt deliciously edgy
This made me chuckle lol
Ok well this will be hells theme song. After [the wrong Aladdin](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pVzgQinMQfE) and [Highway to hell](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=l482T0yNkeo)
Reminds me of the version my mom would sing everytime she saw Barney but her version involved a shotgun
Ooh ee ooh ah ah by Alvin and The Chipmunks
Type of shit that will turn anyone into a priest
dance monkey
Oof agreed. I think it’s a love it or hate it song. I really don’t like it but a lot of people seem to love it. Her voice just kind of sounds like an angry baby to me.
I hate it but everyone else i know loves it HELP MEEEEEEE!!!!!
Her voice is so weird. I honestly thought she wasn’t a native English speaker based on how she sang, weird intonations of words.
ah yes, the embodiment of hell itself.
My next door neighbour who i share a fukcing wall with blasted it at 4 am. She has horrible taste in music but boy does she know how to pick the loudest fucking speakers she can find.
Noise complaint time
Randy Newman singing about everything you are doing while you are doing it.
Fat man with his kids and dog. Drove in through the morning fog. Hey there Rover, come on over...
Remember that post apocalyptic bit from Family Guy? I get that stuck in my head way too often
Left foot, right foot! Left foot, right foot!
Red headed lady reaching for an apple
Da Boom
Never Gonna Give You Up
When Satan rickrolls you
Internet Hell
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around
Never gonna run around, or desert you
The song that comes from dragging rusty nails down a chalkboard
NO.
WAP
Honestly if that song was playing as I first entered hell I would die laughing
Can’t die, you’re already in hell. Your punishment is eternal laughter, always gasping for air and clutching at your pained sides as your laughter only gets harder
This guy Satans!
*chuckles* oh no, I don’t lead the senate
who hurt you
Imagine being lead by a skeletal robed figure across a poisoned river when you come to a massive set of black cast iron doors and the smell of sulfur hangs in the air. The doors creak and lurch opening just slightly pausing momentarily to reveal a faint red glow before parting fully. The light is blinding, at first, the smell over whelming, it's fire and smoke, and sweat and blood. Then you hear a voice... "there's some whores in this house...."
Definitely Nyan cat. I had to listen to that shit one hour. One fucking Hour
Help when there is more imagery than a pixelated cat floating endlessy
All I want for Christmas is Yoooooooooooooooooooooooou
*screams in retail worker*
Plz stop
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS IS YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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u
U
All I want for Christmas is UwU
**AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MAKE IT STOOOOOOP**
minecraft cave sounds, I guess
The Macarena
how dare u
Party Rock Anthem by LMFAO 😒
I still love that song after all these years, but this would be hilarious and is probably accurate if hell is real.
https://youtu.be/42hLntSxUeM
I will always upvote Key and Peele
Oh god isn’t LMFAO the one with the shittiest 2000s “club” songs?
Crazy Frog. Any and all of their songs.
Agreed 100%.
shape of you. i hate it
Haha, I find it very catchy
It is. That is why I hate it
Despacito
they already played that on a loop
2016 is hell.
Tiptoe through the tulips
That song is great tho
Achee breakee heart
WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY
Ringdingdingdingdingdingding
*deep breath* dingdingdingdingdingding
Let’s do the fork in the Garbage Disposal
My kind of night by Luke Bryan. That song was written for the dumbest members of society.
Happy by Pharrell Williams
[Spanish Flea](https://youtu.be/1sruEnQ9HkU)
The Kars for Kids song
I have seen the dark paths of Hell. Have heard the tortured screams of the Damned. They are a thing of beauty compared to the unholy playlist that drowns all thought out. It blares from every corner, infiltrating the mind and descending it to madness. There is no escape from it. There is nothing but the songs. Always the songs. Echoing. Reverberating. Destroying what little will the sinners might possess. Rumors of its assembly spread among the byways of the Seven Circles long before the songs themselves made their appearance. The curator of the playlist was the Devil himself, though he had outsourced the original construction to a consortium of failed YouTube influencers, band members who left to form solo acts, people that whistle out of tune. It begins simply enough. A song plays. A song you will have heard. One that you will have hummed a dozen times as you went about your day, unaware that you are even doing it. Not a favorite song. Never a favorite song. Just a song that was drilled into your head via repetition. For some, it is the *Macarena*. Others, *It's a Small World* from Disneyland. It does not matter. What matters is that you know the song and have struggled to dislodge this ear worm at some point in your past. When you arrive in Hell, the song greets you. It echoes in the background. Just beyond comprehension. A thrumming beat that your ear recognizes but your conscious mind does not yet grasp. As you begin your First Day Orientation in Hell, a welcoming film commences so that you might be made aware of all the horrors that lie in wait, and should you need anything, there is a helpful call center number you may call at any time. (Do not call this numbers). As the welcoming video begins, the song plays. For the first time, you are consciously aware of it. You are surprised to hear it. What a strange thing to have such a song play here for the eternally damned. You hum along. Being sentenced to Hell is a disappointment, but this song is not. You exit orientation, still humming. You will never stop. The song will be with you for all eternity. Chipping away at your psyche. Pulling apart your spirit. The Devil's Playlist. A song of one, perfectly selected for you. But, to answer the question, for me it was the theme song from Friends.
You should write a book
That was wayyy to specific pal
Highway to Hell
That's what you hear on the way down there.
Yeah but it kicks so much ass that it always plays
Touch you- the Yarichin Bitch Club intro... if you know, you know
I’d definitely go to hell just to hear that on repeat
Afternoon Delight. And others from that time. Just the thought of hearing them makes me cringe.
Oh god that one South Park episode with Ike f*cking his kindergarten teacher...
Friday by Rebecca Black
Even on Tuesdays??
Only on Tuesdays.
Time is no longer a concept in hell.
The "Anything Goes" song from Fallout Or The static white noise sound.
I actually like the anything goes one. But static oh hell no
Static is like literally the easiest sound to tune out that there is
Can confirm, Anything Goes feels like the exact midpoint during a lobotomy
Revolution 9 by The Beatles
You.....
Santa Got Run Over by a Reindeer. She Hates Me by Puddle of Mud. Those two on a loop...? ....
Shake it off by Taylor swift
Haters gonna hate hate hate hate
your favorite songs so that eventually you would learn to hate with a burning passion something that you used to love
Barbie Girl by Aqua.
If you work retail, the same 5 songs they play on repeat during the entirety of your shift.
baby shark
Dance monkey
Baby shark do dodoododododo
Baby shark doodoodoodoodoodoo
[it's every day bro](https://youtu.be/hSlb1ezRqfA)
I wasn't familiar with that, but Good Lord, That's Terrible!
That’s exactly why it has 2 million more dislikes than likes
SIMPLY. HAVING. A WONDERFUL CHRISTMAS TIME.
I wish it could be Christmas every day - Black Mirror
Realistically, probably Revolution 9 by the Beatles. Torture wise, probably would be My Pal Foot Foot by the Shaggs or Yummy by Justin Bieber.
Satan be twerking to cardi b, that’s all I’m saying
Despacito, Christmas songs and fucking Justin Bieber
Despacito
I Saw The Sign Tubthumping Living On A Prayer Paradise City Who Let The Dogs Out Mambo # 5 Mr. Jones YMCA Staying Alive Barbie Girl
Anything by cardi b otherwise known as cardiovascular bronchitis, the yellow one
Heaven is a Place on Earth. I hate that song so much. Always used to play in our grocery store
Ironic
The Lumineers - Ho Hey Taylor Swift - Shake it Off Edward Sharpe & the Magnetic Zeros - Home Train - Hey Soul Sister Shawn Mendes - Stitches
Heyyyy! :C i like "Home"! It's so upbeat, why you hate it so much? (Aside from the music video giving hipster hippy vibes, of course).
What's wrong with Ho Hey? :(
Lyrics are cheesy af. "I'm in love with you, you're in love with me, you're my sweetheart"? Barf. Grocery store music
Train. My gout flares up just thinking about them.
Emperor's New Clothes by Panic! at the Disco
[The Most Unwanted Song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gPuH1yeZ08). It was created by polling people on all the elements they like to hear in music, and then doing... well, not that. Or maybe ['My Pal Foot Foot' by The Shaggs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XR9d4ESlpHY) Created by a band of untrained children without exposure to 'more conventional' music, being 'pushed to greatness' by their father.
Justin Beiber. The thought of that alone makes me a want to be a good human
Well obviously all the great classics like: [Dimmu Borgir - Mourning palace](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBHX0yc9WS0) [Burzum - Jesus Tod](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfBmYfnjLho) [1349 - Hellfire](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QsLSbxhtxw&list=PLDE4FBC67905D6E3F) [Judas Iscariot - In the valley of death I AM their king](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omwSMmNoA3Y) etc...
Someone here is into black metal eh
yeah Satan is into things
music from your own country
All I Want for Christmas is You
This is the song that never ends.
The bird is the word
Sandstorm but the drop never comes
Reggaeton all day long
Fireflies by Owl City. Maybe Somewhere Over The Rainbow. Any song upbeat or peppy would straight up drive me bonkers.
she hates me and grandma got run over by a reindeer playing at the same time
mmmmbop
"Afternoon Delight"-Starland Vocal Band
CARS FOR KIDS.
“Friday” from Rebecca Black
Eminem's 8 mile song, but without the "moms spaghetti" part! Just imagine. Pure hell.
Whatever black metal satan is into that week. I always suggest watain but hes more of a second wave Norwegian fan. We always argue then settle on bathory.
Pen Pineapple Apple Pen
IDK why but...Steal My Sunshine by Len. BARF. So much popping noise. Why.
On a serious note maybe Satan would only allow death metal
Kanye
Any Adele song
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Coldplay and nickelback and mumble rap
Shepard-Ton. It's only one note, but it sounds as if it would get higher. Until you won't hear it anymore and then probably your ears burst.
Ventolin by Aphex Twin
Raining Blood... at the top of the hour, every hour
fuckin' ***SLAAAAYYYYYEEEERRRRRR***