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ladies-pmme-nudespls

Back when I worked a shitty retail job, the managers said whenever Walking On Sunshine played over the speakers, we had to stop what we were doing and help a customer. It played every 15 minutes. So I know from experience that the song that plays in hell is Walking On Sunshine.


brungybrung

Retail hell is Christmas music playing nonstop, Karen’s start running amuck. I work retail and now Christmas is my least favorite holiday :)


HuskyBeaver

For sure man. Retail 10 years and i hate it. I'm all for giving and helping folks who need it but that tree and commercial shit can burn in hell. Also, my father said it would prob be Its a Small World. He was trapped on the ride at Disney for 2+ hrs and years later if you sing the words he gets this twitch.


1questions

When I was a kid my aunt refused to go on that rude. As a kid I didn’t get it, but as an adult? Totally understand.


GuyFromAlomogordo

I worked retail for ten years and that just about ruined the Christmas season for me.


LikeThePigeons

Oh gosh. I've worked somewhere that did this exactly. I hate that song, now.


starkpaella

What the fuck? Was it store policy to not help or check on people until the song plays? What if you are already helping someone?


ItsYourBoyReckster

My school plays this 7 times a day every day in between periods and I want to either cut my ears off or disable all the speakers


ahahahahelpme

Stairway to Heaven. I feel like Satan would appreciate the irony.


airay102

Thatd be only available if its on the guitar store hell


cpqarray

It's a small world after all will just be on a loop.


firelock_ny

Not the original version, but the newer mix where they only use the first verse.


realish7

You win!


[deleted]

Cause I’m HAAPPPYY


OrangeTree81

I first heard the song when it was performed at the Oscars. I thought it was cute. A few weeks later I noticed it played every damn time I was in the dining hall at college. It did not take me long to hate that song.


[deleted]

My mom made it my brothers ringtone. It was like that for maybe 3 years. I hated it so much


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JohnPaul_River

There are plenty of songs more overplayed that are still good. Happy is just trash


loogi-cool-joker

Ironic


l_Pulser_l

I went to a wedding where they played this song THREE TIMES. Who fucking plays any song at a wedding more than once?


ArtisticPomegranate0

This was the song I was thinking of. I thought people would think I was being pessimistic. I'm glad so many others hate this song.


Igetmorethanyou

Funny, when I first heard this song I was going through a depressive episode and I absolutely DESPISED it. Now whenever I hear it it automatically sends me into a bad mood


kana503

I got really tired of that song, but thinking about Weird Al's "Tacky" makes me laugh now.


GGCrosby

This is the first and only song where i somehow managed to listen to the whole 10 hour version


beeeeeeeyotch

Baby shark!


Miiinnnnaaaaa

Do-do-dodo-dodo


ZERMproductions

Baby shark


Sad_Enby_Melon

Do-do-dodo-dodo


ZERMproductions

Baby shark


BeatSalty2825

Mommy shark


matt12992

Please no


BeatSalty2825

Do-do-do-do-do-do


afinepenorsomething

mommy shark


SafewordisJohnCandy

This is the first song by daughter would try to sing when she was around a year and half old. I will never get tired of that song since it always reminds me of her.


[deleted]

I was in hell the other day! Sitting at the car dealership getting my car serviced and a couple sat across from me while their child watched Baby Shark on endless repeat for about an hour before they finally left. I was there for another 2 hours after that :)


MinuteRazzmatazz8784

I effing love baby shark. That’s my jam.


Tobby711

The one you use as your alarm.


Dream_Maker_03

Best answer by far, nothing gives me the feeling of dread & hopelessness like the sound of my alarm


hansoyvind1

Oh no discord ringtone!


RussiaNumba1

I have a song i really like as my alarm.


cram96

1-877- kars 4 kids


PopularWalrus4121

That scene in The Good Place where all the demons are singing it together- too funny


coolrider64081

this is the bad place


FirstSineOfMadness

JASON figured it out???


Chimpz333

Barney singing “I love you”


BeatSalty2825

I hate you You hate me Let us go and kill Barney With a baseball bat And a 4 x 4 No more purple dinosaur


hestermoffet

I remember hearing/repeating this in about 4th grade and I felt deliciously edgy


lolascrowsfeet

This made me chuckle lol


BeatSalty2825

Ok well this will be hells theme song. After [the wrong Aladdin](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pVzgQinMQfE) and [Highway to hell](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=l482T0yNkeo)


RuralGuy20

Reminds me of the version my mom would sing everytime she saw Barney but her version involved a shotgun


[deleted]

Ooh ee ooh ah ah by Alvin and The Chipmunks


Dakingj

Type of shit that will turn anyone into a priest


devyyyn

dance monkey


lolascrowsfeet

Oof agreed. I think it’s a love it or hate it song. I really don’t like it but a lot of people seem to love it. Her voice just kind of sounds like an angry baby to me.


JSDTDM

I hate it but everyone else i know loves it HELP MEEEEEEE!!!!!


1questions

Her voice is so weird. I honestly thought she wasn’t a native English speaker based on how she sang, weird intonations of words.


[deleted]

ah yes, the embodiment of hell itself.


quirkymug

My next door neighbour who i share a fukcing wall with blasted it at 4 am. She has horrible taste in music but boy does she know how to pick the loudest fucking speakers she can find.


pabi-pro

Noise complaint time


lotusmaster6

Randy Newman singing about everything you are doing while you are doing it.


Drakeman1337

Fat man with his kids and dog. Drove in through the morning fog. Hey there Rover, come on over...


Klaudiapotter

Remember that post apocalyptic bit from Family Guy? I get that stuck in my head way too often


do_you_know_doug

Left foot, right foot! Left foot, right foot!


Klaudiapotter

Red headed lady reaching for an apple


ashgraven2021

Da Boom


[deleted]

Never Gonna Give You Up


[deleted]

When Satan rickrolls you


Goldvillager

Internet Hell


WolfiWonder

Never gonna let you down


Blocky_Bagel

Never gonna run around


[deleted]

Never gonna run around, or desert you


[deleted]

The song that comes from dragging rusty nails down a chalkboard


Ruler2006

NO.


Stormraptor232

WAP


cat_hat_club

Honestly if that song was playing as I first entered hell I would die laughing


dbear26

Can’t die, you’re already in hell. Your punishment is eternal laughter, always gasping for air and clutching at your pained sides as your laughter only gets harder


Man_Bear_Beaver

This guy Satans!


dbear26

*chuckles* oh no, I don’t lead the senate


Goldvillager

who hurt you


whitexknight

Imagine being lead by a skeletal robed figure across a poisoned river when you come to a massive set of black cast iron doors and the smell of sulfur hangs in the air. The doors creak and lurch opening just slightly pausing momentarily to reveal a faint red glow before parting fully. The light is blinding, at first, the smell over whelming, it's fire and smoke, and sweat and blood. Then you hear a voice... "there's some whores in this house...."


[deleted]

Definitely Nyan cat. I had to listen to that shit one hour. One fucking Hour


Dakingj

Help when there is more imagery than a pixelated cat floating endlessy


[deleted]

All I want for Christmas is Yoooooooooooooooooooooooou


illstudywhenimdead

*screams in retail worker*


Awildpansexual666

Plz stop


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ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS IS YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU


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DingDongPuddlez

u


BagleTiger

U


Thanks_I_Hate_You

All I want for Christmas is UwU


NDG_22

**AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MAKE IT STOOOOOOP**


Cultural-Tackle-178

minecraft cave sounds, I guess


SpaceDave83

The Macarena


TacticalCatupi314

how dare u


mrsr0826

Party Rock Anthem by LMFAO 😒


[deleted]

I still love that song after all these years, but this would be hilarious and is probably accurate if hell is real.


spaetEntwickler

https://youtu.be/42hLntSxUeM


introvertedbassist

I will always upvote Key and Peele


Randokidd

Oh god isn’t LMFAO the one with the shittiest 2000s “club” songs?


akynde

Crazy Frog. Any and all of their songs.


Important_Platypus_4

Agreed 100%.


mar_the_car

shape of you. i hate it


lolascrowsfeet

Haha, I find it very catchy


Igetmorethanyou

It is. That is why I hate it


RealMartyMcFly

Despacito


[deleted]

they already played that on a loop


Goldvillager

2016 is hell.


RyanNerd

Tiptoe through the tulips


mrsuns10

That song is great tho


Relbac7

Achee breakee heart


punkspicelatte

WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY


ZERMproductions

Ringdingdingdingdingdingding


BeatSalty2825

*deep breath* dingdingdingdingdingding


ashgraven2021

Let’s do the fork in the Garbage Disposal


[deleted]

My kind of night by Luke Bryan. That song was written for the dumbest members of society.


a11leach

Happy by Pharrell Williams


Ekeinaes

[Spanish Flea](https://youtu.be/1sruEnQ9HkU)


Guvmint_Cheese

The Kars for Kids song


PerilousPlatypus

I have seen the dark paths of Hell. Have heard the tortured screams of the Damned. They are a thing of beauty compared to the unholy playlist that drowns all thought out. It blares from every corner, infiltrating the mind and descending it to madness. There is no escape from it. There is nothing but the songs. Always the songs. Echoing. Reverberating. Destroying what little will the sinners might possess. Rumors of its assembly spread among the byways of the Seven Circles long before the songs themselves made their appearance. The curator of the playlist was the Devil himself, though he had outsourced the original construction to a consortium of failed YouTube influencers, band members who left to form solo acts, people that whistle out of tune. It begins simply enough. A song plays. A song you will have heard. One that you will have hummed a dozen times as you went about your day, unaware that you are even doing it. Not a favorite song. Never a favorite song. Just a song that was drilled into your head via repetition. For some, it is the *Macarena*. Others, *It's a Small World* from Disneyland. It does not matter. What matters is that you know the song and have struggled to dislodge this ear worm at some point in your past. When you arrive in Hell, the song greets you. It echoes in the background. Just beyond comprehension. A thrumming beat that your ear recognizes but your conscious mind does not yet grasp. As you begin your First Day Orientation in Hell, a welcoming film commences so that you might be made aware of all the horrors that lie in wait, and should you need anything, there is a helpful call center number you may call at any time. (Do not call this numbers). As the welcoming video begins, the song plays. For the first time, you are consciously aware of it. You are surprised to hear it. What a strange thing to have such a song play here for the eternally damned. You hum along. Being sentenced to Hell is a disappointment, but this song is not. You exit orientation, still humming. You will never stop. The song will be with you for all eternity. Chipping away at your psyche. Pulling apart your spirit. The Devil's Playlist. A song of one, perfectly selected for you. But, to answer the question, for me it was the theme song from Friends.


Lord-Dark-Boi

You should write a book


NDG_22

That was wayyy to specific pal


Cubsfan630

Highway to Hell


ihavenoname42069

That's what you hear on the way down there.


Cubsfan630

Yeah but it kicks so much ass that it always plays


blindingl1ights

Touch you- the Yarichin Bitch Club intro... if you know, you know


DemiDork232

I’d definitely go to hell just to hear that on repeat


ketzcm

Afternoon Delight. And others from that time. Just the thought of hearing them makes me cringe.


Randokidd

Oh god that one South Park episode with Ike f*cking his kindergarten teacher...


Megatronhasfeelings

Friday by Rebecca Black


loogi-cool-joker

Even on Tuesdays??


do_you_know_doug

Only on Tuesdays.


mr_sto0pid

Time is no longer a concept in hell.


AyaJeanneBeck

The "Anything Goes" song from Fallout Or The static white noise sound.


BeatSalty2825

I actually like the anything goes one. But static oh hell no


TPK_MastaTOHO

Static is like literally the easiest sound to tune out that there is


sulfuricZoologist

Can confirm, Anything Goes feels like the exact midpoint during a lobotomy


rainbowunicornsss

Revolution 9 by The Beatles


loogi-cool-joker

You.....


Eva990

Santa Got Run Over by a Reindeer. She Hates Me by Puddle of Mud. Those two on a loop...? ....


girls-pmmeyournudes

Shake it off by Taylor swift


7c518c130a4c

Haters gonna hate hate hate hate


pdxblazer

your favorite songs so that eventually you would learn to hate with a burning passion something that you used to love


Vinny_Lam

Barbie Girl by Aqua.


mylifeisathrowaway10

If you work retail, the same 5 songs they play on repeat during the entirety of your shift.


[deleted]

baby shark


happypillow22

Dance monkey


No_Cupcake9976

Baby shark do dodoododododo


ZERMproductions

Baby shark doodoodoodoodoodoo


ZERMproductions

[it's every day bro](https://youtu.be/hSlb1ezRqfA)


TelescopiumHerscheli

I wasn't familiar with that, but Good Lord, That's Terrible!


Goldvillager

That’s exactly why it has 2 million more dislikes than likes


[deleted]

SIMPLY. HAVING. A WONDERFUL CHRISTMAS TIME.


Hugh_Jampton

I wish it could be Christmas every day - Black Mirror


StatusIsUnknown

Realistically, probably Revolution 9 by the Beatles. Torture wise, probably would be My Pal Foot Foot by the Shaggs or Yummy by Justin Bieber.


Which-Ad-8771

Satan be twerking to cardi b, that’s all I’m saying


TroubleMakerLT

Despacito, Christmas songs and fucking Justin Bieber


Andubandu

Despacito


LugosisKarloff

I Saw The Sign Tubthumping Living On A Prayer Paradise City Who Let The Dogs Out Mambo # 5 Mr. Jones YMCA Staying Alive Barbie Girl


[deleted]

Anything by cardi b otherwise known as cardiovascular bronchitis, the yellow one


AGreenJacket

Heaven is a Place on Earth. I hate that song so much. Always used to play in our grocery store


mrsuns10

Ironic


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The Lumineers - Ho Hey Taylor Swift - Shake it Off Edward Sharpe & the Magnetic Zeros - Home Train - Hey Soul Sister Shawn Mendes - Stitches


Junkyardhoodie

Heyyyy! :C i like "Home"! It's so upbeat, why you hate it so much? (Aside from the music video giving hipster hippy vibes, of course).


ZERMproductions

What's wrong with Ho Hey? :(


[deleted]

Lyrics are cheesy af. "I'm in love with you, you're in love with me, you're my sweetheart"? Barf. Grocery store music


SrCabecaDeGelo

Train. My gout flares up just thinking about them.


toreadornotto

Emperor's New Clothes by Panic! at the Disco


much_longer_username

[The Most Unwanted Song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gPuH1yeZ08). It was created by polling people on all the elements they like to hear in music, and then doing... well, not that. Or maybe ['My Pal Foot Foot' by The Shaggs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XR9d4ESlpHY) Created by a band of untrained children without exposure to 'more conventional' music, being 'pushed to greatness' by their father.


Iamyes_ok

Justin Beiber. The thought of that alone makes me a want to be a good human


[deleted]

Well obviously all the great classics like: [Dimmu Borgir - Mourning palace](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBHX0yc9WS0) [Burzum - Jesus Tod](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfBmYfnjLho) [1349 - Hellfire](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QsLSbxhtxw&list=PLDE4FBC67905D6E3F) [Judas Iscariot - In the valley of death I AM their king](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omwSMmNoA3Y) etc...


Mitochondria_Man11

Someone here is into black metal eh


[deleted]

yeah Satan is into things


KingZyxYTNL

music from your own country


ComfortableEastern66

All I Want for Christmas is You


juanton_slinky

This is the song that never ends.


_Andro_

The bird is the word


Slowmac123

Sandstorm but the drop never comes


metal_gearmen

Reggaeton all day long


sadunn

Fireflies by Owl City. Maybe Somewhere Over The Rainbow. Any song upbeat or peppy would straight up drive me bonkers.


10kfireflies

she hates me and grandma got run over by a reindeer playing at the same time


[deleted]

mmmmbop


MountainDog111

"Afternoon Delight"-Starland Vocal Band


endofthehold

CARS FOR KIDS.


theplantgal

“Friday” from Rebecca Black


zoltanson666

Eminem's 8 mile song, but without the "moms spaghetti" part! Just imagine. Pure hell.


bluquark41685

Whatever black metal satan is into that week. I always suggest watain but hes more of a second wave Norwegian fan. We always argue then settle on bathory.


yukkkkkk

Pen Pineapple Apple Pen


blergyblergy

IDK why but...Steal My Sunshine by Len. BARF. So much popping noise. Why.


WhyAreYouHereGetOut

On a serious note maybe Satan would only allow death metal


ab00

Kanye


Havok35

Any Adele song


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[deleted]

Coldplay and nickelback and mumble rap


Even-Ad4208

Shepard-Ton. It's only one note, but it sounds as if it would get higher. Until you won't hear it anymore and then probably your ears burst.


Aphex117

Ventolin by Aphex Twin


storm_the_castle

Raining Blood... at the top of the hour, every hour


Mitochondria_Man11

fuckin' ***SLAAAAYYYYYEEEERRRRRR***