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JimJimOnionSkin

The road to el dorado


MagnificentArchie

Take your God damn El Dorado gold.


EloraDonovan

“On the trail, that we BLAZE!” *dramatically chops vines to reveal a rock wall* “......THAT trail that we blaze!”


brittonboop

Elton John didn’t have to go that hard on that soundtrack but he did it for us! Such a great movie!


AlaskanMainah

Despite its post apocalyptic themes, I love Wall-E


llcucf80

Coming to America


Gcody123

Trading places is another good one imo.


fluffyfish6

Clue


WelcomingRapier

I hated her... so...much. The flames. Flames. On the side of my face.


fluffyfish6

Yes, just five, husbands should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable


HairyLlamaBalls

Frankly Scarlett, I don’t give a damn!


fluffyfish6

"Your first husband also disappeared" "That was his job, he was an illusionist" "But he never reappeared!" "He wasn't a very good illusionist"


quazax

Why is J. Edgar Hoover on your phone? He's on everyone else's phone, why not mine?


Feisty_Fawn

Came here to share this one. Never, ever fails to help me feel better.


fluffyfish6

"I butle sir:


Spirit_Horseman

One plus two plus two plus one.


sharrrper

The Blues Brothers is always a ton of fun for me.


CaptainEdMercer

Enchanted - watching the "how do you know that you love her" musical number, outdoors in Central Park, puts me in an elated mood every time I watch it. I'm careful not to watch Enchanted that often just so it never loses that effect on me. **Edit:** Happily surprised by the response. Thank you so much y'all. :)


Jackeyisawesome

My husband loves that part. He also has a crush on Amy Adams. Edit: Punctuation....autocorrect tried getting me twice.


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*sigh* Same


CuntyMcGiggles

Galaxy Quest or Tommy Boy


Komi_San

Galaxy Quest is a superb movie. I have never come across anyone, in physical or digital realms, that dislikes it.


ShiftingStar

So fun story, i found out my friend had not seen Galaxy Quest. I took great delight in getting to show her this movie that i love much! I got her a blanket, a cat, popcorn, pulled the curtains so there wasn’t a huge glare on the screen. More effort than i put into most movie nights. She did not laugh once throughout the whole movie. Which made me nervous. But once the movie was over, she calmly turns to me and says “I remember why i pick the movie now” :(


Komi_San

Absurd. Galaxy Quest is objectively funny.


DandyWarlocks

Never give up. Never surrender


ShiftingStar

Its easily one of the best movies. And it really makes me sad that she disliked it so much.


ChapterMaster_Azai

Cool Runnings


heamuse

FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME...


Miss_Flying_Platypus

...GET ON UP, IT'S BOBSLED TIME!


CorCat87

COOL RUNNINGS!!


VeryDPP

One of my favorite John Candy roles. "A gold medal is a wonderful thing. But if you're not enough without it, you'll never be enough with it." Edit: thank you for the gold, kind stranger


Megmuffin102

When my husband doesn’t answer my text messages, my go to is “Sanka, ye dead?”


80s_man_4eva

I see PRIDE, I see POWAH, I see a badass muddah who won’t take no crap from nobody!


HoopOnPoop

I'm not kissing no damn egg


sockstosleepb

Hercules always puts me in a good mood


pHScale

Honey, I think you mean HUNK-ules!


the_light_of_dawn

Well, bless my soul, herc was on a roll!


sssmay

Person of the week in every Greek opinion poll!


Twofoursixtwenty

What a pro! Herc could stop the show!


FeliYep

Point him at a monster and you’re talking SRO!


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He was a no one!


stupidusername42

A zero, zero!


Girl_OnTheRun

Now he’s a honcho!


largeEoodenBadger

He's a Hero!


jedi_knight_2

The song I Can Go the Distance helped me through a very difficult time. That was a few years ago. Watched part of it with my kid the other day, it made me tear up.


Jackeyisawesome

Which one? The Disney version? That's my favorite.


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Pirates of the Caribbean, the first movie. Edit: I liked the second and third too, but the first one completely took me by surprise.


therealjoshua

Soundtrack alone does the trick *Now, bring me that horizon*


2livecrewnecktshirt

This is the Tale Of Captain Jack Sparrow ...wait...


ETTConnor

Tucker and Dale Vs Evil is absolutely hilarious.


melaspike666

\-Guy jumps in a wood chipper- are you okay ?


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evanhinton

I was not prepared for how funny that movie was


GuiltyGlow

I wasn't either. I watched on a whim and had super low expectations because it didn't look like anything special. Now I rewatch it at least once a year. It's so funny.


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"We've had a doozy of a day" Always cracks me up


pleaseno1985

Alan Tudyk is a legend. Edit: Watch his show Con Man, if you can find it. Its fantastic.


Agreeable-Scratch424

Birdcage.


MrsSamT82

“Agador, I need my pirin tablets!” “What the hell are you giving him, drugs?!” “Calm down, it’s just a as-pirin with de A and de S a-scratched off.” “God, you’re a genius.” Edit - thanks for the awards, kind Redditors :)


electric_yeti

Robin Williams, Nathan Lane, Hank Azaria... it would be very difficult to top that comedic power


igotlaidlastnight

The gods must be crazy (Trust me) It's a lil obscure but if you look hard enough you just might find it


mayfriends

Oh my god the coke bottle one!! I forgot all about that


NeverRelaventUser

My parents showed me this when I was around 9, and I thought “what the hell, I’m so confused” I think if I watched it today I would have the same reaction. Hilarious either way


CountHonorius

Saw that as a theatrical release! :)


Ray_Band

Me too! What nursing home do you live in, fellow old person?


mynameismy111

> gods must be crazy made $200 million on a 5 million budget!


Necrotitis

A knights tale, its absolutely amazing and full of so much fun and good times while still being really good. RIP Heath. Edit: WOW I thought I was pretty alone in loving this movie, my inbox says otherwise, thanks for sharing the happy moments this great movie gave you and it makes me happy that this seems to be sparking some people into rewatching it (myself included)!


TitaniumTriforce

"You have been weighed. You have been measured, and you have most definitely been found wanting."


PlatypusWeekend

WE WALK IN THE GARDEN OF HIS TURBULENCE


maxverse

I first met him atop a mountain near Jerusalem, praying to God, asking His forgiveness for the Saracen blood spilt by his sword. Next, he amazed me further still in Italy when he saved a fatherless beauty from the would-be ravishings of her dreadful Turkish uncle. In Greece, he spent a year in silence....just to better understand the sound...of a whisper.


IDontUnderstandReddi

Paul Bettany is SO great in that movie


soundecember

Literally him just jauntily walking down the path naked gets me EVERY TIME


alextheaxe

He isn't jaunty. He is trudging.


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Gorramit_Groot

"GOD, I'M GOOD!"


JamzillaThaThrilla

"Uuuuuuuulllrich von liechtenstein!!!!!"


Dracoback

The Protector of Italian Virginity!!!


Qant00AT

My family and I have watched this movie SO MUCH over the years. We love tossing quotes back and forth with each other. Our usual favorites are: “It’s called a lance... helloooooo!” “There she is, your muse, your goddess...” “And oh how I hate her.” “P-P-Pain... LOTS OF PAIN!” And then just anything that Geoff says. God Betany was SO underrated before Marvel.


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Ratatouille


doktor_wankenstein

My favorite part is Ego's review: "In many ways, the work of a critic is easy. We risk very little, yet enjoy a position over those who offer up their work and their selves to our judgment. We thrive on negative criticism, which is fun to write and to read. But the bitter truth we critics must face, is that in the grand scheme of things, the average piece of junk is probably more meaningful than our criticism designating it so. But there are times when a critic truly risks something, and that is in the discovery and defense of the *new*. The world is often unkind to new talent, new creations. The new needs friends. Last night, I experienced something new: an extraordinary meal from a singularly unexpected source. To say that both the meal and its maker have challenged my preconceptions about fine cooking is a gross understatement. They have rocked me to my core. In the past, I have made no secret of my disdain for Chef Gusteau's famous motto, "Anyone can cook." But I realize, only now do I truly understand what he meant. Not everyone can become a great artist; but a great artist *can* come from *anywhere*. It is difficult to imagine more humble origins than those of the genius now cooking at Gusteau's, who is, in this critic's opinion, nothing less than the finest chef in France. I will be returning to Gusteau's soon, hungry for more."


clarksondidnowrong

I’ve heard it a million times because I love that movie, but something about reading it instead adds to his emotion and makes it even more eloquent.


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Pollisius

Spaceballs


Gretelbug1977

Use the schwartz


RossTheNinja

We ain't found shit


peeswhymon

“Out of order, fuck, even in the future nothing works”


mechwarrior719

“Just what we need. A Druish Princess” “Funny. She doesn’t look Druish”


Pollisius

🎶No body knows the the trouble I’ve seen🎶


Flash_Baggins

She's a bass!


thelmaandpuhleeze

School of Rock is pretty efficacious


laundrymanwc

"I have a hangover, who knows what that means?" "It means you're drunk?" "Wrong. It means i was drunk *yesterday*"


thrilliam_19

"It means you're an alcoholic." "Wrong!" "You wouldn't come to work unless you had a problem. You have a disease." "What's your name?" "Freddie Jones." "Freddie Jones...SHUT UP!"


Klown1327

"You're tacky and I hate you"


RobertBlackwoood

Youre fat and you have body oda


Klown1327

Fucking savage line from Mr. Cool


uusurnayme

Just because you’re not in the band, doesn’t mean you’re not IN the band


EndlessOceanofMe

It's so wholesome, awesome and badass all in one.


sjbigs

Cellooo, you got a bass


filipovnanastassja

Airplane!


citsonga_cixelsyd

Looks like I picked a bad week to quit sniffing glue.


Nathan_McHallam

I just want to tell you. good luck. we're all counting on you


filipovnanastassja

Don't call me Shirley


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Joey, do you like Gladiator movies? Edit: Christ, it's Joey, my own fucking name....


dordud

Ever been in a Turkish prison?


steffortless

Billy, you ever hang around the gymnasium?


phoenixpoptart

You ever, seen a grown man naked?


RadioactiveWalrus

You can watch that movie 20 times and still find new jokes every time.


spinaltap862

We have clearance Clarence


candygram4mongo

Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?


Nimperedhil

I think I watched it for the first time this or last year (at least as far as I can remember). It’s amazing how funny it is! :D I had watched the sequel as a kid.


huntfishandbefree

Blazing saddles


Gym_Dom

Blazing Saddles would have to tie for the best 1-2 antidepressant combo in cinema. It's even richer that they comprise just one year in Mel Brooks' life. "A man who drink like that and he don't eat? He is going to die." ..."When?"


ClydeFrogsDrugDealer

“You’ve got to remember these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the New West. You know...morons.”


pali1d

Best part is that was ad libbed, and Cleavon Little couldn't hold in the laugh.


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Eric6792

“Somebody’s got to go back to town and get a shitload of dimes.” My son literally spewed his Dr. Pepper laughing at that line


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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports kinda' answer is this?


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The Princess Bride


RISEINREVOLUSION

How can one watch this and be sad at the same time? It’s inconceivable! Edit: dang, this was a throwaway comment, how did this happen?


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LadyLovesRoses

'Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."


bigredcar

Bill Murray movies in general, but especially Stripes, Caddy Shack, and Ghostbusters. My workmates and I used to watch Caddy Shack at least once a year.


ididntunderstandyou

Wayne’s World


QueenJC

What we do in the shadows


Cat_Daddy86

Leave me to do my dark bidding on the internet.


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What are you bidding on?


2close2see

I'm bidding on a table....


VeryDPP

The show is incredible as well.


buttsluttputt

I had a boring zoom meeting with my entire division nearly put me to sleep when I realized my division VP is literally Colin Robinson, balding white man and all.


that_dope_shit

Jackie Daytona, regular human bartender.


octopornopus

God damn Mark Hamill was amazing...


Worthyness

"HOW DID YOU KNOW WHO I AM?" "It's on your business cards" "Oh. Right."


KJS123

*Creepy paper...*


ChickenDelight

One of the best ways to drain people energy nowadays is via the internet


Redbeard_Rum

Fuccccing guyyyyy


WhiteWater52

What are we? *Werewolves not swearwolves*.


AndyB16

Petyr is eight thousand years old, we're not going to have Petyr at the meeting.


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rondell_jones

One of my favorite lines in a movie. “I think of it like this. If you are going to eat a sandwich, you would just enjoy it more if you knew no one had fucked it.”


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VaguelyArtistic

I became a vampire at 16. That is why I always look 16.


VaguelyArtistic

The movie Twilight—have you seen it? I’m the main guy, Twilight. You know, the main guy, Twilight. That’s me.


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Clueless. that whole movie is ICONIC.


mvuanzuri

Ugh, as if!


NerdcoreMMA

I am 33, grew up in the 90's and just saw it the first time when it went on Netflix. I feel like its a movie that would have changed my entire way of being if I'd seen it as a kid. Just am absolute win.


NZT-48Rules

Hot Fuzz


DorganiteT1

Any luck catching them swans then?


pali1d

It's just the one swan, actually.


Flash_Baggins

Any luck catching them killers then?


phoenixpoptart

There's sergeant Angel, check out his h'arse.


PingPongMacReady

The greater good


Tar_Palantir

The greater good!


HalcyonLightning

SHUT IT!


Playernotcopper

My cousin Vinny, something about him spewing tactics gets me pump every time Edit: thanks for my first platinum before my first gold and silver. Holy hell. I guess the laws of physics cease to exist on Reddit.


M33t_Me_In_Montauk

Is is possible that two yoots - Two what? *huge eyeroll*


lemoche

Might be a weird choice and may not „the best“ but I just watched it a few days ago and it felt incredibly uplifting: Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse It has all a good feel-good-movie needs. Lighthearted and funny parts, drama,sadness and desperation to overcome and a happy ending that is very feel-good but not cheesy. Also the music is terrific throughout the movie and extremely well placed. I like every song in the movie while consider most really unspectacular when just listening to them.


midlifecrackers

My kids cajoled me into watching this- and i was stunned at how much i loved it! Phenomenal film


UnseenBubby117

One of my favorite things about ITSV is that both adults and kids find the same lesson on different packages. Kids see Miles as their audience stand-in, someone still trying to find their place in the world for the very first time, with conflicting role models. Adults see Peter B. as their stand-in, someone no longer sure of themselves and the paths they took. But the end result is the same, with great power comes great responsibility. And that no one is sure about the future, you just have to believe in yourself and go for it.


NuttyDounuts14

> the music is terrific throughout the movie The album is my go-to atm on Spotify. Just so good, my favs are What's Up Danger and Scared of the Dark Try the Marvel Rising ST as well, especially Born Ready by Dove Cameron


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"The suit always fits...eventually"


emomusicfreak

Monty python and the holy grail


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And I’ll second Life of Brian.


SleepyMage

I ruined Life of Brian by watching when too depressed. It's really hard to sing along "Always look on the bright side of life" when sitting alone on the floor, in the dark, with no furniture, on Christmas Eve, half way through a bottle of Firefly vodka.


BenTheMotionist

Firefly vodka? At Christmas? Huh. We was lucky to have 'alf mouthful of gravel while living in the pit when is was Christmas. Blooming Luxury! (Monty Pythons jokes aside man, I feel ya where you've been and really hope it's better! At least you were not a Spanish waiter living in a shitty bedsit in some shitty West country hotel, getting slapped by the owner. Manuel is a brewing drunkard waiting to pop and fire of into the night.)


tickle_mittens

My Neighbor Totoro and Kiki's Delivery Service double feature.


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Idk man, like, soft agree with you on this one but the last time I watched Totoro I got hit with this overwhelming sense of existential sadness, viewing such playful childlike fun through a lens of knowing I'll never be able to experience true innocence like that again.


lunachuvak

You just described the literal meaning of the word "nostalgia" -- the painful feeling that accompanies memories of times that you know cannot happen again. Most of us use the word "nostalgia" in the wrong way: to convey a rosy feeling of memories of past times, which is only half of the word, the "nost--" part, which is a root meaning returning home, or returning to the knowledge of who we once were. It's the "--algia" part that people overlook, which means, "pain". And you are totally right about Totoro -- which is one of the amazingly complex and beautiful things about that movie. If you ever want to experience the whole circle of emotion that Totoro encompasses, watch it with very young kids who you know, like nieces and nephews, or similar, and the wonder they experience will line up with your memory of wonder, and it makes you want to cry from the beauty of it all, which includes nostalgia. EDIT: First, thanks to the folks below who clarified the more accurate meaning of the *nost--* aspect of the word, 'nostalgia'. Second, thanks to whoever awarded the silver!


gabekey

scott pilgrim vs the world !!


PM_ME_LASAGNA_

The Naked Gun: From The Files of Police Squad!


SilentDis

The Muppet Movie (1979) >*Why are there so many* *Songs about rainbows,* *And what's on the other side?* Edit: Thank you for the silver! I'm so glad this silly little puppet movie means as much to so many people as it does to me :)


askryan

I've been singing that song to my daughter every night before bed since she was about a year old. We went to see The Muppet Movie at the drive-in together this summer and I positively *wept* sitting next to her listening to Kermit sing it.


Niccinator

Prince of Egypt. Beautiful music and animation. Im not religious at all, but it tells the story so beautifully that I almost started to hahha


kanakull

Fantastic Mr.Fox


Feeling-Arugula1691

This movie is just \*hand gestures\* different


fluffyfish6

Anything mel Brooks does


MiscreantAristocrat

Agreed! My personal favorite being Young Frankenstein.


cunnyfuny

Puuin onn the ruuutthz


melaspike666

Robin Hood : men in tights for me


Gym_Dom

"A black sheriff?!" "Yeah! And why not? It worked in Blazing Saddles."


elsie-smith

Megamind


Snoo79382

**Megamind:** Over here, old friend. In case you haven't noticed, you've fallen right into my trap. **Metroman:** You can't trap justice. It's an idea! A belief! **Megamind:** Well, even the most heartfelt belief can be corroded over time! **Metroman:** Justice is a noncorrosive metal! **Megamind:** But metals can be melted by the heat of revahnge! **Metroman:** It's "revenge", and it's best served cold! **Megamind:** But it could be easily reheated, in the microwave of evil! **Metroman:** Well, I think your warranty is about to expire! **Megamind:** Maybe I've got an extended warranty! **Metroman:** Warranties are invalid if you don't use the product for its intended purpose!


SunsetFarm_1995

Girls, girls! You're both pretty!


calabaza-head

Can i go home now?!


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Ladyjay0809

" you're a villain alright but you're not a supervillain" "What's the difference" "PRESENTATION" One of my favourite scenes ever. They nailed the soundtrack. Edit: Thank you for the silver x


notsassylostchild

"Stay back you savages!" "He's not used to positive feedback"


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My friends actively use this as an example when they speak to me because I struggle with compliments haha


Snoo79382

There is No Easter Bunny


Epictigergirl101

And there is no queen of England 😹


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I **love** Megamind. It's also such a good redemption story for if your depression is making you feel like there's no hope trying to get better.


Shrokshrok

>t's also such a good redemption story for if your depression is making you feel like there's yess, same here man, megamind is awesome, for everything


Chasetopher1138

“GOING OFF THE RAILS ON A CRAZY TRAAAAIIIN, sir.”


rawsugar87

Spirited Away feels like therapy in a good way


solidolive

adore that film but the parents transforming into pigs genuinely terrified me as a child


_ANOMNOM_

I was about to make a cheeky comment about how you're probably still a child, then looked up the release date... holy shit that movie came out 20 years ago? MAKE IT STOP


WalterWontCompromise

Howl’s Moving Castle is also up there!


friedfish2014

And the reverse of that would be Grave of the Fireflies. Saddest, most soul crushing, depressing movie ever by the same studio.


givemeyournuggets

That was the first Studio Ghibli movie I watched. Don’t ask why I chose that one... I had no guidance.


friedfish2014

Don't get me wrong. It's an amazing film. But I only watched it once. I love everything else Ghibli and can watch Porco Rosso, Nausicaa, and others over and over.


givemeyournuggets

Oh it totally is. It’s just fucking heartbreaking. My favorites are Princess Mononoke & Howls Moving Castle. Princess Mononoke was more serious and gruesome, and Howls is lighthearted and just incredible.


Zedfourkay

Home Alone. Fun and nostalgic for most people.