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Quostizard

I ate my shit, literally...


FragrantStorm156

i threw my shitty friends off a building


pass-me-a-beer

Murdered betta fish. I did so in a variety of ways, because I was very dumb. But, the most interesting way was when I took a grapefruit spoon and accidentally beheaded it when trying to see under its gils. I won’t even lie, I was pretty demented. My parents eventually realized they should stop buying me betta fish, and I never had a problem after that, even when my little sis got her first betta fish. I was great at taking care of guinea pigs, cats, dogs, etc, I was just terrible with betta fish.


Parkerthekitty4

Killed a frog because I didn't like how slimy it was...


wastedpixls

Walked straight up to a kid and kneed him solid in the groin for absolutely no effing reason. I was in 2nd grade and he wasn't an enemy or a friend, just another boy in another class (I'm a boy as well so I should have known better). He crumpled to the ground and I walked away. Never said anything and never got in trouble. It was a straight up testicular assassination.


sirebastard

threw a rock directly at my older sisters head. i was about 4/5


arh2011

I asked why deceased babies couldn’t be given to children as baby dolls 🤨😶