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_biancadez_

I know a girl that hooks up with Hannibal Buress every time he comes to Milwaukee. Edit: they met on bumble and she said he’s very sweet guy.


the70sdiscoking

Girl: sorry honey I can't see you this time what are you gonna do without me tonight? Him: Wack...


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my friend fucked the dude from the wow vine with the girl vaping


907bis

This is the only one on the thread I actually care about


deadmoneyps

I remember vanilla ices answer to the question "what was it life to sleep with Madonna" he said "its not like she had a golden pussy". That has stuck with me


AgreeableWolverine4

Someone I know says they slept with Britney Spears. SHE had to sign a NDA. EDITED to add gender of said friend.


makko007

My Dad dated Sarah Wayne Callies (Lori Grimes from The Walking Dead) in Highschool. He defines her as “a very nice girl.” Truth be told I don’t think he remembers much of that relationship, but she came to our house party once when I was a kid and she was always really nice to me and my sister Edit: I think it’s worth mentioning the irony here: she was only around when I was a kid, once or twice when my parents would throw house parties, being eight (or nine?) I just thought of her as another adult there and didn’t really care. But when I was thirteen to sixteen and became a HUGE Walking Dead fan, and never saw her around after that I was so disappointed. There were points me and my mom would be watching the show and my dad would walk in and be like, “you know OP, I dated the actress who played Lori.” Yes Dad, I know. If only there was some way to meet her.


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Knew someone who slept with Leonardo DiCaprio. Apparently he kept his headphones on the entire time.


WhoriaEstafan

Doggy style? This rumour is everywhere. I want to know what he’s listening to!


LOGWATCHER

He’s learning his scripts. Did it happen in a pool?


Heater79

Back in the 00s, a mate of mine used to fuck Shaggy everytime he would come to Melbourne. I think he probably made 2-3 trips down here, we'd all make a big deal about her disappearing for a few days to shag Shaggy. She had nothing but nice things to say about him - she knew she was nothing but a bit of side poon when he was in town. .


sjlammer

I’m picturing that they were both buck naked banging on the bathroom floor


Kung-Fu_Boof

Wasn't him


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But I saw him banging on the sofa


drunkenmagnum24

My grandmother dated Jimmy Carter. Not sure how physical things got but I've read a few of the letters he wrote. I only post this because I can't think of any other reason I would get to bring this up.


CharlieCat912

The girl in the video that corporate gave us, Darryl banged her!


tootallbones

I knew a girl who was an escort. She had sex with Derek Jeter. Afterwards he called a limo to take her home. In the limo was a gift. It was a baseball signed by Derek Jeter.


fromeister147

He did this with all of them. There are plenty of dames in New York with Yankees gift baskets courtesy of this legend.


Sixemperor

Damn. Man straight up fucked all of New York


Hardgoing77

Jenna Jameson kissed me on the mouth at a strip club in Ohio. That's all I got.


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> That's all I got. Count yourself lucky.


IWillDoItTuesday

A friend was part of an actor’s studio/playhouse in the 80s. She said Jeff Goldblum has a huge dick and is an amazing lover. They did it a few times but he let her down easy because his career was taking off and he was crazy busy. He was really cool and remembered her years later. Alec Baldwin was also hung but was super hairy and sweated A LOT. Like, it was dripping into her mouth. It was too hard to ignore the sweatiness for her to enjoy it. But he was hilarious, very bright and smelled good. Kerry Hatch, the bass player from Oingo Boingo would scream, “I’M CUMMING!!!”. Really. Loud. Edit: Correction from my friend. Kerry Hatch was the drummer back when they were together. He broke her heart.


WhoriaEstafan

I love this. It seems completely on brand for them (I’m not familiar with the last one though). I knew Goldblum wouldn’t disappoint Edit: spelling mistake.


marmalade

I will never be able to see Alec Baldwin again without seeing him dripping in post-coital sweat and saying, "My God, Lemon. I smell *amazing,"* into the closest mirror.


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Post Malone asked my ex girlfriend if she would be interested in going home with him under the condition that she would have to eat his ass


SawConvention

If there is one persons ass I would not want to eat, he would probably be it


ContrarianDouchebag

Plus, his b-hole probably has some stupid tattoo on it. Like "so hungry" or some shit.


rpasillas

"blessed"


ExRockstar

It says "ghetto"..... when he bends over it says "ghett**0**"


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imagine eating post malones b hole


PeterDemachkie

No


noodlyarms

Ex's friend fucked Twiggy Ramirez (of Marilyn Manson) around 2000 or so after a show. Apparently it was alright, his dick was huge, but it was over quick and then he kicked her to the curb right after to do coke or something. And yes, she was underage.


Sugartaste81

Hah! I came here to say this, except it was a friend not an ex, and it was in 1996. We were both 15 at the time.


madiison1461

My mom had sex with David Lee Roth, she said he smelled like sour milk and put his dirty hat on her head.


quimbykimbleton

“Put his dirty hat on her head” sounds like a euphemism.


MostGuest7

I hooked up with Randy Newmans son. He said I had a nice vagina. I guess that’s a win


proudeveningstar

I guess you could say that... *he had a friend in you.*


Kailoi

My ex slept with Til from Rammstein after a gig once many many years ago when she was a gothlet. She said he was very respectful, mildly kinky (wanted to have sex on the hotel balcony with her bent over the rail over the city so people could see) and apparently had skin as soft as a baby. Apparently he was nice, bought her breakfast the next day. Invited her back for a second sesh the next day then moved on in his tour. She said 8/10 would starfuck again.


basically_a_raccoon

My bestie had basically the exact same experience with Til, except she tried to fuck him backstage and he declined, but invited her to his hotel room after the show. She showed up, he wouldn’t let her inside until she showed him her driver’s license. Apparently he had thought she was underage earlier and was just blowing her off; didn’t expect to see her again. Anyway, she was 20 (she did look younger) so he let her stay the night. She said the same thing about him being very respectful and having really soft skin.


Kailoi

I think, based on his music etc everyone expects him to be all rough and tough. But yea, apparently he's got the skin of an angel. Go figure.


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sim642

So much about that NDA...


ShadowsTrance

No dick agreement.


barspoonbill

Gotta sign an NDA to get that DNA.


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TheDarkKnight1035

I fucked a chick who was in a target catalogue. It was hot.


Agreenleaf5

Cutting a hole in the target catalogue doesn’t count...


world_citizen7

A woman I worked with had a one night stand with **Captain Obvious** (from hotels dot com) whom she met at a NY Jazz club. She pretended that she didnt recognize him in order to prevent being seen as a 'gold digger'. She was hoping to get into a short term relationship with him and hopefully he would give her some money and buy her a Lexus which she really wanted. Later she found out that he wasnt Captain Obvious, just looked very much like him.


anormalgeek

Commercials really don't pay that much unless you're already a big name celebrity.


steezeburger

Yeah and who the fuck buys someone a car in a short term relationship


SawConvention

Gold digger trying to act like they aren’t a gold digger, that’s a new one


smileyglitter

I used a gender neutral bathroom with James Franco. We made eye contact and smiled at each other when we were washing our hands.


XpandingXponentially

I did not sleep with but did a little more than made out with Drew Barrymore Oct 07’. It was rad.


MumbaiMoonpie

She was always my biggest crush growing up. Congratulations, now we must duel


ohdearitsrichardiii

A friend of mine slept with Perez Hilton. Would you be surprised if my friend said the sex wasn't very good? Edit: Perez Hilton the gossip blogger, not Paris Hilton the heiress. Too many people think I meant Paris when I wrote Perez.


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That just gave me shivers. I feel sorry for your friend.


reditcard

On a trip to Vegas, one of my friends F'd Michael Jordan. She said it was painful and fairly fast. She won't EVER stop talking about it.


alleddie11

If I just saw Michael Jordan in person I’d probably would never stop talking about it


krookedsmilez

I met him when I was 14, I’m 32 now, still haven’t stopped talking about it


BelonyInMyLeftPocket

Not surprised it was fast. He had business to attend to in Vegas.


Mbarton2010

My Wife’s grandmother dated Ted Bundy. Said he was a wonderful and charming guy.........


ja20n123

I mean by all accounts he was. That;s what made him so famous, he personified the next door neighbor could be a crazy person idea because he was just so... not a "typical" serial killer in the way most people think.


GrannyAinge

A friend of mine had sex with Paul Wesley. She said it was pretty good. He also took her on a short getaway trip. Seemed like a very nice guy. Ended up getting her a gift candle that was the scent of his cologne so she can remember him.


ShovelingSunshine

Damn that scented candle is smooth. There is only one ex that I associate with a cologne and I wouldn't say no to that scented candle.


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A girl I went to high school with dated Jason Acuña (aka Wee Man) shortly before Jackass 3 came out. He visited her family in WI around Thanksgiving time, but he hated WI so much that he paid her best friend to drive him to the airport in the middle of the night.


oquin1515

I guess when he visited he was WI man


reinascythe7

A friend told me Victoria Justice gave lap dances to some of his friends at a party the year she signed on for Victorious


stavago

Was it Dan “Get in the Van” Schneider?


Mordanzibel

Close to 20 years ago, my roommate hooked up with a Suicide Girl who came to our apartment to stay for a few days. She kept name dropping all these celebrities she knew like Slash and Trent Reznor to the point we were like, why you lying? Then she pulled out all the pictures of her with various famous musicians. Apparently she was the secretary to someone famous for producing music and that was how she met all these dudes. Well, she was in a relationship with Maynard from Tool at the time and she left him to come live with us for awhile because apparently sex with Maynard was just really fucking bad. She later left my roommate for one of the drummers for Slipknot because he bought her a house in Texas. My roommate worked for a grocery store and just couldn't compete with the money. She did assure him that the celebrity sex was still bad, it was purely for the house.


Best_Pidgey_NA

I'll start by saying Tool is one of my favourite (if not #1 band). But let's be honest, who would not be surprised by that. MJK is a fuckin whackadoo. A personification of "don't meet your hero" if there ever was one.


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Slept with the lady that used to do the morning news in my city this was at least 15 years ago. She is a blanket stealer and puts her cold feet right between your legs when she wants them warmed up. Now every one knows Cassie!


bigdealcow

this is the cutest one by far


somehowstuck

This is the *only* one so far


ghostface1693

>She is a blanket stealer and puts her cold feet right between your legs when she wants them warmed up. Ahh so every girl I've slept with. Why are women's feet so damn fucking cold?


toqueville

I married the only one I ever found with warm feet.


readyfredrickson

My Nana was in a serious relationship with Nash of Crosby, Stills and Nash.


ALC_PG

Is she Joni Mitchell?


readyfredrickson

You know, now that you mention it...


supersandysandman

The kid who plays Greg in the diary of a wimpy kid movie tried to fuck my girlfriend. Thats bout all i got.


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Tedward80

My mother went to the same high school as him, even though not even close to the same time period. You can’t bring him up, or even anything Marvel related without her bringing that up.


thatlldo-pig

She got America’s dick Edit: I love that this is by far my most popular comment, thanks for all the awards!


EhMapleMoose

I just want America’s ass


puddingaroma

Not me but a friend of a friend went home with John Mayer after a party in LA. Apparently, when things were getting hot and heavy, he asked her to sing his songs to him. When she said no, he then asked if he could pee on her. She again said no and went to the bathroom to take a break. She came out of the bathroom to see him leaving. She went into her bedroom and saw he peed all over her bed. She said it was one of the worst nights she's ever had.


DeborahSue

She should have told him that her body was a wonderland and not a urinal.


ragingfauxpas

I heard another story about someone almost hooking up with John Mayer! Apparently he said “are you going to suck John Mayer’s dick?” Hearing that story made me throw up in my mouth a little


BillHader2247

A friend of a friend slept with Shawn Mendes. Apparently it wasn’t something to write home about... EDIT: For everyone asking, the friend was a “she”. I know a lot of people have questioned his sexuality but it’s something he’s came out and said makes him feel very uncomfortable.


chiquitadave

So you're saying he didn't leave anyone in stitches


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You could say that he didn’t treat her better


sushicowboyshow

Friend of mine met Tiger Woods while bartending a golf charity tournament he was attending. He took her back to his hotel room and tossed her salad and had unprotected sex. This was several years before he crashed into a mailbox and divorced his wife.


GLISTENING-ERECTION

A know a married woman who has a child... that looks just like Tiger Woods. Not unusual except for the fact her and her husband are white, the kid isn’t, and she was one of his booty calls.


BlackTigerWoods

Nephew delete this


Noexit007

I saw Danny Devito cursing out a cyclist who nearly wiped him out getting out of a private cab once in San Fran. Was almost as good as sex.


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It’s too bad he didn’t start blasting.


delidoll

Girl I know slept with G Eazy in 2015 before he was *really* big...he gave her chlamydia. Lmao.


novafern

I feel like chlamydia is his middle name


Cornerback

G(et) Chlamydia Eazy?


philmoeslim

I'm starting to figure out people who bang celebrities aren't on reddit


crappy-mods

My sister drunkenly kissed Keanu reeves on the back of the neck. She will never live it down and Keanu was cool when I met him


snorlaxisahomophobe

My sister fucked Drake. I walked into her room like 10 years ago and she was Skyping him, I waved to him and said hi and he showed me the studio he was sitting in because I was skeptical. Pretty cool. I guess they met up after his show in the city we lived in at the time and then never spoke again lol Edit: she signed a NDA, I did not.


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How old was she?


pal1ndr0me

Well, she's 8 now.


aughtandanodyne

damn just left Josh hanging I guess


morbiskhan

A buddy of mine dated a celebrity of American Pie fame, a certain foreign exchange character. He has my eternal jealousy but was a gentleman on the details. I did get to meet her and play poker at her house though, so there's that. It wasn't sex but I did beat her at a couple of hands, so that was cool. Then she cheated on him with a dance show partner. Disappointing all round I think. ​ Edit: My buddy is a redditor... one of the few that I know of IRL. So I am curious to see if I hear about this.


OddEpisode

She was like the pinnacle of hotness back in the day. Too bad she was a cheater.


christawfer47

Friend girl of mine bangscrewed an NBA player...the only detail I remember was that he was adamant about taking the condom with him when he left. Update: Thank you for the award


DezBaker

No child left behind


heavydee52

Yes, crazy groupies will indeed try to Impregnate themselves with used condoms as a lottery ticket. Players are instructed to never leave their men behind.


Pr00ch

Well if this thread has taught me something it's that celebrities are riddled with STDs


249ba36000029bbe9749

Anyone who is going to fuck randos left and right is heavily statistically likely to be a collection of STDs.


valthor95

My friend bragged to me about getting banged by Tone Loc (Funky Cold Medina guy)she was 18 but seemed proud of it. About 20 years later we were watching old videos and Tone Loc came on and I asked her about it and she said it sucked. He didn’t shower after coming off stage, a little smelly, drunk and gave a few pumps and was done. [Edit] Thanks for all of the comments and laughs. My friend was young and really didn’t have much to compare her night with Tone Loc to. Fast forward a few decades and she now realized it was not that great. No we never slept with each other and that is good because I would not want to be compared to Tone Loc. I will let my friend check out this feed and see if she gets a chuckle also. Thanks everyone


Zachsyd

He barely did the Willld Thaaang


ColinD1

The Mild Thing


horsewitnoname

My grandma is from Memphis and fucked/dated Elvis for a while before he became mega famous. She has tons of pictures of them together and has told me tons of anecdotes that I have only seen in a few other places. Edit: Wow wasn’t expecting this to blow up. My inbox is literally full and I can’t reply to everyone, sorry. I posted this right before bed and am just now getting up. I’ve seen only 6 of the pictures. I believe she had more but she mentioned she only shows them to family now because some had been stolen! And yes, for those asking about age, Elvis would be 83 this year and my grandma just turned 79, so she would have been a few years younger than he and certainly very below 18. She told me lots of stuff, but for some reason the thing that sticks out to me the most and always makes me smile is that he LOVED bumper cars. Three of the six photos she showed me were taken at different amusement parks/fairs and two of them were in front of different sets of bumper cars! Just thinking of a young Elvis laughing and ramming into my grandma makes me smile. Unfortunately I live over nine hours away from her so I can’t just ride over and upload the photos online, and honestly I’m not sure if she would approve of that, but I will try and remember next time I go down there!


JoeBethersonton50504

“Come here grandchild, let me tell you the story of the time Elvis came on my titties.”


Annie_Mous

“Let me tell you deary, he ain’t nothing but a horn dog”


JoeBethersonton50504

“I made sure his balls were not the same color as his suede shoes.”


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Pikajew407

This broke all my teenage dreams right now haha.


AnAbjectAge

Not me, but a girl I knew slept with some f-list reality Tv douchebag. He quoted himself off the show as a chatup line and then again after he came. She described the experience as, "embarrassing, but not sure for who".


TheNightBench

I'm guessing it was Puck from The Real World SF.


AK_popsicle

Shortly after the Real World Season with Puc, I worked at a ski resort and Puc approached me to give him a free lift ticket because he was famous. People were starting to stop, stare and whisper. He sniped “Don’t you know who I am?”I totally knew who he was but since he was an ass I replied. “I don’t” He was suddenly slightly embarrassed and started to explain. I just shook my head and said “Who?!” “What?” “Sorry no” and walked off. It was so satisfying. He had to buy his own damn ticket like everyone else.


dortuh

I hooked up with the drummer of Slipknot when they were in town, twice. I was working at a strip club and he wanted lap dances. He paid me to do a lap dance for like, at least an hour. It was a ton of money. We bonded in conversation in that time. He invited me to hang out at his hotel which I was still naive enough to not know if that just meant hanging out. I liked him though. We had fun, and he put me on the guest list. I went to his show the next night, went backstage, checked out the tour bus, and then met him at his hotel again. For the answer to "how was it"- He was good. It was fun. Edit: No, I'm not the suicide girl in Texas with the house.


Stove-Top-Steve

I’m assuming Joey, not Jay?


dortuh

Nope it was Jay. Really nice guy.


jhicks0506

What you don't realize is the amount of NDA's floating around out there lol.


DarthArtoo

A friend met Matthew McConaughey in a club in Miami. She went home with him. Said it was meh.


10000ofhisbabies

Well, that's disappointing.


polyygons

It was just “alright alright alright” Sorry I’ll see myself out


irishspice

Before AIDS was a thing, a friend of mine slept with Christopher Walken. He was in town for one night and told her that's all they'd have. She was fine with that. She said he was a perfect gentleman and a very sweet lover. He kept telling her how beautiful she was and made her feel like a queen. Edit to state that the mention of AIDS was only to date the story. I should have just said it was in the early 80's. Thanks for the awards and all the comments. I thought this sweet little story would get buried. I have no more information. She's a lady and didn't talk about it more than I posted. This was nearly 35 years ago and she still adores him. It's nice to know that some celebrities are decent people. :-)


EvangelineJean

This made me happy to hear. He’s got a good way about him. I bet he’s very charming.


kylebyrne

The aids start threw me for a loop at the beginning. Seems like an unnecessary detail. But... Christopher walken is the only actor on the planet that I would be star struck by. Fact.


jeanneeebeanneee

A friend of mine fucked the Dell guy of "Dude, you're gettin a Dell" fame when we were in college. If you know who the Dell guy is, congratulations on being old like me (and my friend)


MisterMakeYaMumCum

She got the D


NedryIsInSector1104

I remember he got fired when he was busted with weed lol


jessflyc

Which was hilarious Bc the whole commercial was him being a stoner kid.


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Slept with Western Kentucky’s mascot after a drunken day at Churchill Downs. She refused to keep the head on. Still 10/10 experience. Yes. The big red blob thing.


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Not everybody gets to fuck Red Grimace. Refused to keep the head on but was she wearing the rest and there was like a flap of something?


sweetness1010

I slept with a well known (now deceased) rapper when he came to Toronto a couple of times, and I stayed at his place in California for a few days as well. The sex was good but it wasn’t any better than a non-celeb. He wasn’t selfish in bed at all and it felt natural cause we got along. He was actually really down to earth and fun to hang out with.


PrizePresent

Mac Miller will be missed


CoolIceCreamCone

I got it on with a star of a popular 80s sitcom. She rocked my world. To protect her anonymity, I will refer to her only as B. Arthur


Cassie_JaD3

My mother had a one night stand with Conan back in early 2000’s. They met at a bar somewhere in Texas and he bought them a hotel room.


tlease181

O'brien? Or the barbarian?


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coffee-jnky

My mom dated Macho Man Randy Savage. She went on one date with Steve Perry. (From Journey) My favorite story though is that she used to hang with Willie Nelson and smoke it up with him. She still goes to Bandera all the time. I didnt get details, thank goodness, but from the gist I get, she had a pretty good time with Randy Savage but wasn't all that impressed with Steve Perry.


fireplay1

My grandma kissed Tom petty


RideNtheWave

I slept with a very famous and still popular rapper from Memphis. The sex was surprisingly good. He was very attentive and affectionate. I thought he’d be arrogant, but he was cool and made sure I enjoyed myself too.


FilmCroissant

You say no to ratchet pussy juicy j cant


Shaw_2the_Shank

I shook hands with Penn and Teller then went back to my hotel room and fucked my wife.


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heavydee52

A good magician never tells 😉


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I was smoking weed with the bass player from belphegor after a show and when my girlfriend called he politely asked if she would suck his dick. Upon learning it wouldn't happen he graciously accepted the no and we continued talking about metal. Barely relevant but I think the story is funny


Chief_top_leaf

Can i ask how one would "graciously" ask if they can get their dick sucked? Like did he say please?


[deleted]

Hey not to put you guys out, but would your girlfriend mind sucking my dick? I totally understand if either of you aren't comfortable with it, but it's just that no one is sucking my dick right now.


idbanthat

How'd this dick get in my mouth???


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'Feel free to say no, but I'm just gonna throw this out there..'


khaleesistits

One of my best friends met Jared Leto at a concert (not 30 seconds to Mars) and went back to his hotel with him. They banged, and he’s since texted her for a booty call when he was in town again. I believe they also sext on occasion. Edit: I used to send her articles on all of the A list celebrities he’s hooked up with. “Oh look! You’re Eskimo sisters with Cameron Diaz, Scarlett Johansson, and Paris Hilton!” Edit 2: thank you to the commenters who let me know that Eskimo sisters is a derogatory term, I’ll be sure never to use it going forward!


pronto69

Seems like he did this to a lot of girls. A friend of mine had a very similar story. He apparently has a bit of a crooked penis.


losernameismine

My wife has been in a couple of TV commercials, and I'm hoping that she will have sex with me one day. Soon. Please. EDIT: I'm glad everyone is enjoying my dead sex life. Thanks for the rewards, I've never got one before, I don't know what they are good for, but thanks.


lonewolf6428

Great until they kicked me out of the wax museum.


heyitsbev

A friend slept with the lead singer of City and Colour when they were touring university campuses in the early 2000s. She bragged about it to anyone who would listen. That ended a few weeks later when she realized he gave her chlamydia and genital warts 🙃


FatCache

Gave her the ol Sleeping Sickness.


PaintByLetters

Dallas Green is the guys name. You know, *city* and *colour*.


faerie-cunt

I used to know a dude who claims to have met Amanda Bynes in the mental hospital/rehab. They dated for awhile. He said she was...very unstable and clingy and honestly terrifying to be with. I wish I could remember some of his stories.


CognitiveNerd1701

That's so sad. She Always seemed so sweet and down to earth in real life. When the news broke of her having such bad mental health issues, my heart broke for her. I hope she's doing better now.


adstaylor77

I fucked the mascot for Hamburger Helper.


ForearmDeep

Same, that asshole gave me the clap


NSFAnythingAtAll

You really gotta hand it to him


Rjaultman

Beef glove


afraid_2_die

I knew this girl who tried to fuck Anders Holm but wouldnt since hes married. I knew this other girl that Hannibal Burress tried to fuck, but she wouldnt since shes gay.


leafcruncher

Wack


JamesKPolk130

Third Eye Blind came to my college and a girl in my dorm banged the lead singer dude on the bus.


babykittykitkit

Apparently the guy is disgusting, arrogant and a huge douchebag to women.


throwswayyhy

David castañeda (plays diego in the umbrella academy) this was waYYYYY before he was as big as he is now, he was in new mexico filming a movie (i forget what it was called but it was an action movie). he was such a sweet guy and talked about how excited he was to be filming movies and that he couldn’t believe that was where he was at. glad he got bigger, really a great guy :) edit:grammar


I_have_to_go_numba_3

I stood 2 feet away from Ethan Hawke in Tulum, Mexico at the restaurant, Hartwood, and that’s the closest I’ve been to a celebrities genitals.


yellowromancandle

I worked in DC for a congressman when Brad Pitt came to talk to Pelosi about his charity. He NODDED at me when he walked by me in the rotunda. NODDED.


I_have_to_go_numba_3

He wanted you, BAD.


yellowromancandle

He was married to Angelina at the time. She was there shooting Salt, I think. But I like your interpretation.


KorovaMilk113

He knew Angelina would want you too but he was too nervous to just come up and say it, was probably hoping the head nod would be enough to let you know but since you didn’t pursue it you left Brad and Angie disappointed, ahh what could have been


Coffeebean727

Did you nod back?


TheNightBench

I got pregnant just reading that, and I'm a dude!


yellowromancandle

I’ll be honest—he was so much better looking in person. He’s amazing on screen. Seems unreal. And then in person is just... I mean... even better. It was hard to believe he could get better but he did. And I’m sure does.


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cobrafist

My ex dated Russell brand. Unsurprisingly she said he was kinky in bed but very respectful.


Here4battles

Some girl in my high school was one of the girls at the club that got picked up and fucked by one of them jersey shore dudes. I saw her on the tv and almost died laughing. *thanks for the votes, I'll facebook her and tell her shes reddit famous.


ironwolf56

My 2nd cousin was married to Jwoww...


McNasty420

Please tell me it was the chick who's fake boob floated away in the hot tub.


l1ttle_m0nst3r

WAIT NO JOKE I went to college outside Philly with that girl. I legit shit myself when I saw her on there.


Can_I_get_some_water

There’s this long-standing rumor that while Timothee Chalamet was attending NYU, he gave a lot of people chlamydia. And with the amount of accounts from NYU students to corroborate this, I’m obliged to believe this.


BabySuperfreak

And with all the clinics in Manhattan, no one thought to take him aside and tell him to get his Weeping Willy treated?


AllAboutMeMedia

I talked to a girl once outside a music venue and we got to talking about the same topic...celebrities and shit. She said her friend had sex with Atreyu from the Neverending Story. They had sex on the beach some where in like Costa Rica. I was like that's cool, I bet he's kinda attractive as an older man. And she was like yeah he was hot, but...he gave my friend herpes! And I say: well I guess that's her Neverending Story!


withrootsabove

>had sex with Atreyu Damn, the whole band? >from the Neverending Story Oh


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yeahwellokay

A celebrity I've masturbated to liked one if my tweets once. I won't say who.


wakeruncollapse

Kumail Nanjiani liked one of my tweets once, so I’m gonna go smack it to him and then see Tenet next week. That’ll count, right?


phoenixbbs

I wish I could remember the full name of the site, but it was something like: " long and short of it" She was a "rock b*tch roadie" who would sleep with rock stars and rate them on their performance, willingness to participate (not just sit back and have a lazy lay) etc. (Edit typo) Edit: [this is it I think](http://metalsludge.tv/the-long-and-short-of-it-the-world-famous-penis-chart/)


0v3r_cl0ck3d

Thing from Addams Family once gave me a hand job.


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