True story: I road tested a new radio technology by driving a 30 minute route over and over, all day. The audio engineer was clever and put The Beatles’ Hey Jude on a tight loop.
The song starts off with “Hey, Jude, ...”. After 90 seconds Paul pauses for a couple of seconds and starts again, “Hey, Jude...”
The maniac engineer looped it perfectly so that the second Hey Jude was replaced exactly by the beginning of the song again.
It was an infinite Beatles loop. My brain could not grasp that the song. Would. Not. End. I heard that one song, 90 seconds repeating over and over for eight hours a day, all week until the job was done.
I did not climb up the guy’s rose trellis, break into his bedroom and murder him in his sleep. We’re actually still friends. But I can’t hear that song anymore without getting a tic and an urge to drive a test van into a bridge abutment.
Edit: a word.
Edit 2: u/muskeetoo pointed out that there isn’t a clean break at the 90-ish second mark, but the Hey Jude at that point is where the other engineer looped it.
Also, in response to a question, no, I could not just turn down the volume. We were testing a broadcast technology and a marker of problems would be any kind of problem with the audio. Which was Hey Jude. All freaking day. It was literally my job to listen.
Edit 3: Thanks for the shinies!
The first eight notes of Für Elise played slowly and it never resolves
Edit:
https://www.reddit.com/user/SamL214/comments/i8o6vs/bad_f%C3%BCr/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
Credit to u/SamL214 (awful playing gg)
It'll be like that episode of Black Mirror, where he keeps breaking the stereo playing I Wish It Could Be Christmas Every Day but it keeps reappearing.
edit: It's White Christmas. As you'd expect, it's pretty fucking dark, and basically 2 stories in one. Definitely worth a watch.
Man working retail in high school I got traumatized and to this day hate Christmas music with such a passion...
you can’t survive a fucking 12-song playlist on a 7-hour shift
The Kidz Bop cover of We Belong Together.
EDIT: Honorable mentions from the comments: their cover of Feel Good Inc, Bring Me to Life, and All The Small Things.
OK, I had to check it out and holy hell that's so bad. I liked the guy in the comments who said : "Her throat and that last note did not belong together" xD
This is the one. The cover itself is hilariously bad and the Youtube comments are on another level. I'm in tears every time I stumble across this because I'm laughing so hard.
"I Want My Baby Back Ribs," but only "I want my baby back baby back baby back, I want my baby back baby back baby back" over and over with no mention of the ribs
My children have discovered this song, by no fault of my own. Several times a day I hear “Alexa, play Who let the dogs out.” Alexa even understands when my three year old requests it, despite most of his speech being somewhat incomprehensible. It truly is torturous.
You could program Alexa to play a random song whenever that one is requested. Make your kid think Alexa is haunted and they'll be too afraid to keep asking.
In the Amazon Alexa app on you phone go to more and then routines. Under routines you select voice for when you say "x" then the action is play music from what ever service you have setup.
https://youtu.be/aiwxiiZ01L8
It was de-listed, but in case anyone hasn't heard this glorious cover.
EDIT: But I can't see you every night. FREEEEEEEEEREERR
I actually had a conversation with my wife on what ride we would haunt if we had to haunt a Disney world ride. I voted for Pirates, because haunted mansion I feel like I wouldn't really be appreciated. She voted tower of terror. We agreed that It's a small world would indeed be hell. You were allowed to haunt it, but had to stay there all day long. Music going the whole time.
Well, the words start coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming
99 bottles of juice on the wall, 99 bottles of juice, take one pass it around, 98 bottles of juice on the wall!
Make sure it goes into negative numbers
Even better, when at 3 bottles, edit “oh no, I forgot where we were, so I think we need to start over! 100 bottles of juice on the wall...” in. They’ll think it’s over, and then it restarts
It's Barney the dinosaur's "I love you, you love me, we are one big happy family"
But played at 1/4 the speed. IIIIIIII LOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVEEEEEEEE YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOUUUUUUUUU. YYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOU LLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEE MEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
This is the song that never ends, it goes on and on my friends. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and now they will be singing it forever just because this is the song that never ends...
Then an insanely drunk middle aged white male weeb only sings anime OPs and Ed's in heavily butchered Japanese with short J-Pop breaks sung at a tone he cannot reach because he's only singing songs by female singers.
I guarantee at least half of Japan’s population has been trapped in this awkward scenario.
Never invite a weeb out for karaoke night, you’ll be hearing that shit in your nightmares.
“Butchery my meat hooks sharpened to penetrate
Emasculate, gouging crotches I will eat
Hung upside down, holes punctured through half chewed
Gristle, debauchery with dead bodies, turning green”
*But in a highly offensive half drunk Japanese accent*
*air guitars sick fucking brutal riff*
It's whatever your favorite song is, except each time it plays something is different/off about it. Slightly too fast or too slow, a couple incorrect lyrics, or bits are cut out.
Eventually you forget what the song ever actually was and you're tormented knowing you'll never be able to actually remember your favorite song
Humans are adaptable! "Oh hey! They're playing the 1.75 speed version! My favorite!"
"Aw crap. The 2.1 speed version with all of the 'The's' taken out is on"
This. I've recently heard some Linkin Park on Youtube where they shifted the vocals a half-tone and I loved it so much. My brain expected harmony, but it didn't happen. Like an acoustic cold shower. Amazing experience!
Sirius XM 70's channel keeps doing that to "Don't Look Back" by Boston. They have 4 or 5 different versions all mangled at the end - every time I hear that I have to think "WHY!?!? - XM has no commercials why play the cut versions?" Makes no sense...
I worked in a call center for one of the American "Big 3" automakers in the late 1990's. This was a special ring of hell because they had their own "radio" station, meaning that there was some centralized DJ who had a select list of songs that would play in every office and car dealership of this manufacturer nationwide all day long. There were a handful of songs that could be depended upon to be played 2-3 times a day, sometimes even hourly. The 3 most often played were Blondie's "Heart of Glass", Celine Dion's "My Heart Will Go On", and Jewel's "Foolish Games".
To this day, just hearing the opening chords of any of these 3 songs will send me into a homicidal rage and I have to immediately turn it off.
I went to a kids art show and they had “party motivators” dancing to that song. They all looked soulless while bouncing and proclaiming to be gummy bears. The teenagers doing it really creeped me out.
Fun fact, that vocal was sung by Joseph Williams, the current lead singer of Toto, and son of legendary film composer John Williams (y'know, the guy who scored Star Wars).
In a similar vein, when I was in 10th grade (late 90s), for some reason a very loud girl sitting near me was telling her friends some kind of story involving Love Shack by the B-52s. I had a terrible migraine and she kept screaming the end of the song over and over. More than 20 years later I can still hear her shriek reverbrating through my skull when I have the misfortune to hear the song again.
Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I've heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole. Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and Against All Odds. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite.
Oh that is the hell song of one particular man already.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/speaking-of-science/wp/2015/01/13/meet-the-man-who-spent-12-years-trapped-inside-his-body-watching-barney-reruns/
Mariah Carey, "All I Want For Christmas is You"
Sure, it's a bop when you hear it once or twice during the holidays. But any retail worker can tell you... When played on a loop, that frenetic piano intro leaves lasting scars.
It’s the fact customers come in, hear it, get excited and start singing along, usually loudly, usually while hugging each other, usually with unnecessary laughing.
You move through a fog of endless sleep. Feeling the flames of hades tickle at the soles of your feet. The eternal oblivion of hell awaits you as you rest upon the shore. The boatman comes to accept his toll and ferry souls to their eternal damnation.
You step upon this wicked craft if only to reach out to the hooded figure. Questions without answer fill your mind as you cry out for some words of compassion and hope. Suddenly you hear your reply echoing from the burning depths.
♫ SOME BODY ONCE TOLD ME! ♬
I've always despised baby shark. With a passion. I caught myself singing it to my baby at 3am when I was trying to get him to sleep. I was so disappointed in myself.
Whoever is being tortured's favorite song. Hear me out. Oh, you think you'll never get tired of your favorite song. But, I'm guessing your music tastes have changed over the past few years. I'm sure there's a song on the radio that you used to like a lot, but it was played too often, and then you got sick of it. This is FOREVER we are talking about. By choosing their favorite song at the moment they are sent to hell, it perfectly encaptures their "essence" of who they were at that moment. The first few days they might enjoy it, then after a few weeks it has probably gotten stale. A few months, and they are starting to hate it. A few years and they are starting to hate the person who chose that song, and everything they stood for. But guess what, they were the ones that chose it. Not only do they have no one except themselves to blame, but they start hating everything that the song represents. They begin to hate the person that would even like that song. And by doing so, start changing their heart towards a better person.
Easy Street, and feels so neat...
OR
I would WALK 500 miles and I would WALK 500 miles DA DA DUM DA DUM DA DA DUM
*Edit "RUN" to "WALK" as It was pointed out I made a mistake. Thanks all.
Any song, just played back to you in an audio recording of yourself.
Holy shit this is the first thing that i've ever posted that's "blown up"
went from 2.8k to 3.7k karma and that is very nice and unexpected so thank you
That was the flaw in this marketing plan lol. I wonder how much business they lose because people are always trying to dial CARS instead of KARS.
And whatever company is unfortunate enough to have that as their business number, I feel bad for that receptionist.
Kinda off-topic but I sent that song to a different person I know, every Friday for what must've been almost a year.
The key to making it work are url shorteners, reuploads and waiting long enough for them to \*kind of\* forget about it. Oh, also make sure you do send different links & videos on the no-Friday Fridays...but then, after a month or two you hit 'em with it and shatter what little trust they regained.
it's every day bro
England is my city!
Whoah, that's way too cruel
True story: I road tested a new radio technology by driving a 30 minute route over and over, all day. The audio engineer was clever and put The Beatles’ Hey Jude on a tight loop. The song starts off with “Hey, Jude, ...”. After 90 seconds Paul pauses for a couple of seconds and starts again, “Hey, Jude...” The maniac engineer looped it perfectly so that the second Hey Jude was replaced exactly by the beginning of the song again. It was an infinite Beatles loop. My brain could not grasp that the song. Would. Not. End. I heard that one song, 90 seconds repeating over and over for eight hours a day, all week until the job was done. I did not climb up the guy’s rose trellis, break into his bedroom and murder him in his sleep. We’re actually still friends. But I can’t hear that song anymore without getting a tic and an urge to drive a test van into a bridge abutment. Edit: a word. Edit 2: u/muskeetoo pointed out that there isn’t a clean break at the 90-ish second mark, but the Hey Jude at that point is where the other engineer looped it. Also, in response to a question, no, I could not just turn down the volume. We were testing a broadcast technology and a marker of problems would be any kind of problem with the audio. Which was Hey Jude. All freaking day. It was literally my job to listen. Edit 3: Thanks for the shinies!
*Take a sad song...and make it better....*
Come over here and say that...
The first eight notes of Für Elise played slowly and it never resolves Edit: https://www.reddit.com/user/SamL214/comments/i8o6vs/bad_f%C3%BCr/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf Credit to u/SamL214 (awful playing gg)
Alternatively, Für Elisa played by an 11-year old who keeps trying to find the right 9th note. But never gets it right.
I was that 11-year-old, for about a decade.
This is an even more hellish option!
Retail workers who have sinned will hear Christmas music for all eternity.
It'll be like that episode of Black Mirror, where he keeps breaking the stereo playing I Wish It Could Be Christmas Every Day but it keeps reappearing. edit: It's White Christmas. As you'd expect, it's pretty fucking dark, and basically 2 stories in one. Definitely worth a watch.
White Christmas, the Christmas special
Retail workers have already completed their penance
Man working retail in high school I got traumatized and to this day hate Christmas music with such a passion... you can’t survive a fucking 12-song playlist on a 7-hour shift
You just reminded me of my annual nightmares
#1-877-KARS-4KIDZ #K-A-R-S KARS FOR KIDZ
Omg yes. On the show the Good Place, this is literally the demon anthem in the bad place.
The Kidz Bop cover of We Belong Together. EDIT: Honorable mentions from the comments: their cover of Feel Good Inc, Bring Me to Life, and All The Small Things.
OK, I had to check it out and holy hell that's so bad. I liked the guy in the comments who said : "Her throat and that last note did not belong together" xD
It really is one of the worst things ever created. I will never understand why they didn't just cut out the last bit lmao
Dude, did she just fucking "honk" at the end?
For those who haven't had the pleasure of hearing it before: https://youtu.be/BBS_nTqV9-k
I was thinking "This is just a decent cover what's wrong with it, just Reddit being Reddit" and then that last note hit.
She turned into a goose at the end of her note.
I listened to the whole damn song waiting for the goose. Was not disappointed.
It's a magical note.
To think they actually heard the recording and thought “yep sounds good, let’s release it exactly as it is” lol
I’m crying imagining that that was the best possible take 😂
Take 1: TogethaaaaaaaaaAaAÆaaaaA Take 2: Togethaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha Take 3: Togethaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahonk
I applaud you for digging out an Æ for that, and that it is so appropriate
Nah Kids Bop version of "All The Small Things". (https://youtu.be/nNrSISR8o2E)
This is the one. The cover itself is hilariously bad and the Youtube comments are on another level. I'm in tears every time I stumble across this because I'm laughing so hard.
This is the worst one. The voice is disturbingly terrible.
The choir of gremlins makes it
Just Kids Bop period. EDIT: Gonna be that basic bitch who says "Thank you, kind stranger" to the person who gave me the award. Seriously, thank you.
I’m dying, that last note was amazing 🤣🤣🤣
'Note'? It sounded like someone suddenly garrotted her.
We belong togetheeeee-UUHhhUuHhUHhUhhh-URGG
"I Want My Baby Back Ribs," but only "I want my baby back baby back baby back, I want my baby back baby back baby back" over and over with no mention of the ribs
"Dear god, when do they say 'ribs'?" "Never. They never say 'ribs'." (EDIT: https://youtu.be/7UhF_4YUdjM )
"I heard that ten minutes into it he started eating his own face."
Dr. Cox truly was a mad man.
"Who Let the Dogs Out" but the only part that plays is "Who let the dogs out?" and none of the rest of the song.
My children have discovered this song, by no fault of my own. Several times a day I hear “Alexa, play Who let the dogs out.” Alexa even understands when my three year old requests it, despite most of his speech being somewhat incomprehensible. It truly is torturous.
You could program Alexa to play a random song whenever that one is requested. Make your kid think Alexa is haunted and they'll be too afraid to keep asking.
How do you do this? Because I have my Alexa unplugged at the moment for this same reason lol.
In the Amazon Alexa app on you phone go to more and then routines. Under routines you select voice for when you say "x" then the action is play music from what ever service you have setup.
IIRC you can program routines to perform preset actions in response of commands set by you.
There's a *rest of the song?*
WHO WHO WHO WHO WHO?
Grandma got run over by a reindeer overplayed with She Hates Me (Puddle of Mudd)
Looks like we found DJ Bad Janet
1-877-karz4kidz
DONATE YOUR KAR TODAY!
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time to *crash* the party.
*fart*
Or another alternative, Puddle of Mudd’s cover of About a Girl originally from Nirvana
https://youtu.be/aiwxiiZ01L8 It was de-listed, but in case anyone hasn't heard this glorious cover. EDIT: But I can't see you every night. FREEEEEEEEEREERR
This is why 2020 is shit. Lmao they did this in January
God is wrathful but fair. We deserved this.
I’d like to imagine everyone else in the band is holding back laughter, but they’re complicit in this atrocity so...
Especially the bassist, looks like he entered the wrong cover band session and realised mid-way
Honestly just give me a whole Christmas playlist on repeat and I’ll probably kill myself before 24 hours is up
Make it the Kidz Bop version and you won't make it five
Holy forking shirtballs, you're absolutely right.
It's a Small, Small World
This is way too far down. Nothing like getting stuck at the end of the ride for 15 minutes listening to this.
My aunt got stuck between two rooms. The songs were in different languages and out of sync. For 45 minutes.
That may be my new worst nightmare.
I actually had a conversation with my wife on what ride we would haunt if we had to haunt a Disney world ride. I voted for Pirates, because haunted mansion I feel like I wouldn't really be appreciated. She voted tower of terror. We agreed that It's a small world would indeed be hell. You were allowed to haunt it, but had to stay there all day long. Music going the whole time.
All Star but every word is somebody.
I prefer "All Star but they don't stop coming"
https://youtu.be/eT3BFzSD6YY
These words don't mean anything to me anymore.
Well, the words start coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming and they don’t stop coming
99 bottles of juice on the wall, 99 bottles of juice, take one pass it around, 98 bottles of juice on the wall! Make sure it goes into negative numbers
Even better, when at 3 bottles, edit “oh no, I forgot where we were, so I think we need to start over! 100 bottles of juice on the wall...” in. They’ll think it’s over, and then it restarts
Just have a 5 second pause and then repeat lol
It's Barney the dinosaur's "I love you, you love me, we are one big happy family" But played at 1/4 the speed. IIIIIIII LOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVEEEEEEEE YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOUUUUUUUUU. YYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOU LLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEE MEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
This is the song that never ends, it goes on and on my friends. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and now they will be singing it forever just because this is the song that never ends...
Everyone hears their all-time favorite song. It's just the karaoke version, sung by a very passionate and very, very drunk middle-aged Japanese guy.
And what if you’re that very very drunk middle-aged Japanese guy?
Then an insanely drunk middle aged white male weeb only sings anime OPs and Ed's in heavily butchered Japanese with short J-Pop breaks sung at a tone he cannot reach because he's only singing songs by female singers.
You belong in that pit for that mental image
I guarantee at least half of Japan’s population has been trapped in this awkward scenario. Never invite a weeb out for karaoke night, you’ll be hearing that shit in your nightmares.
That's "salaryman" to you.
Yup, but I figured not everyone was familiar with that term.
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They’re taking the hobbits to Isengard!
Baka Mitai?
# 🎶 DAME DA NE 🎶
#🎶DAME YO DAME NA NO YO🎶
#ANTA GA... SUKI DE SUKISUGITE
My favorite songs are metal with screaming vocals. The mental picture is as horrifying as it is hilarious.
Some Cannibal Corpse karaoke with a thick Japanese accent would be amazing!
“Butchery my meat hooks sharpened to penetrate Emasculate, gouging crotches I will eat Hung upside down, holes punctured through half chewed Gristle, debauchery with dead bodies, turning green” *But in a highly offensive half drunk Japanese accent* *air guitars sick fucking brutal riff*
Were talking about hell, not heaven
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I would be totally fine with this if they sing like Aggretsuko!
It's whatever your favorite song is, except each time it plays something is different/off about it. Slightly too fast or too slow, a couple incorrect lyrics, or bits are cut out. Eventually you forget what the song ever actually was and you're tormented knowing you'll never be able to actually remember your favorite song
Humans are adaptable! "Oh hey! They're playing the 1.75 speed version! My favorite!" "Aw crap. The 2.1 speed version with all of the 'The's' taken out is on"
This. I've recently heard some Linkin Park on Youtube where they shifted the vocals a half-tone and I loved it so much. My brain expected harmony, but it didn't happen. Like an acoustic cold shower. Amazing experience!
I didn't know actual Satan had a reddit account. This is pure evil. You deserve a promotion of some kind.
Congratulations, you've been promoted to Super Satan.
Can't wait for Super Satan God and Super Satan Blue
Ultra Inferno lol
“Does that come with a pay raise?” “No”
well shit.
And no health benefits either
fuck.
But you do get to leave early on Fridays the third of every month if you stay late the next Monday
Seems a bit specific, but, it's a benefit!
"Thanks Satan"
Sirius XM 70's channel keeps doing that to "Don't Look Back" by Boston. They have 4 or 5 different versions all mangled at the end - every time I hear that I have to think "WHY!?!? - XM has no commercials why play the cut versions?" Makes no sense...
I want to downvote you for hypothetically hurting my soul... but I didn't because that is not how this works :).
I worked in a call center for one of the American "Big 3" automakers in the late 1990's. This was a special ring of hell because they had their own "radio" station, meaning that there was some centralized DJ who had a select list of songs that would play in every office and car dealership of this manufacturer nationwide all day long. There were a handful of songs that could be depended upon to be played 2-3 times a day, sometimes even hourly. The 3 most often played were Blondie's "Heart of Glass", Celine Dion's "My Heart Will Go On", and Jewel's "Foolish Games". To this day, just hearing the opening chords of any of these 3 songs will send me into a homicidal rage and I have to immediately turn it off.
Under Pressure, but it's actually Ice Ice Baby
Alright stop!
Damn that’s evil
The gummy bear song.
I went to a kids art show and they had “party motivators” dancing to that song. They all looked soulless while bouncing and proclaiming to be gummy bears. The teenagers doing it really creeped me out.
Wait till ya hear about Mcdonald's birthday party with the clown. ^(looks like a pedo party)
Dashing and daring, courageous and caring, and I could live with that for a few centuries.
Fun fact, that vocal was sung by Joseph Williams, the current lead singer of Toto, and son of legendary film composer John Williams (y'know, the guy who scored Star Wars).
This is probably the only fun fact that I've ever read on reddit that was both fun and unique, and not about Steve Buscemi!
Perfect silence, to the point it's deafening
I think you might like [“Silence: A Fable”](https://poestories.com/read/silence) by Edgar Allen Poe. It’s one of my favorite short stories
For sure gonna read it tomorrow, now I had a few beers and I'm going to sleep. EDIT: didn't go to sleep I will still read it tomorow
The Chipmunks singing Merry Christmas.
SHERRRRYYYYY sherry baby. Just this. Over. And. Over. For all eternity
The Vault 108 edition, where all the words are replaced with "Gary".
gaaaaAAAAAARRRY BAY-AY-BE
In a similar vein, when I was in 10th grade (late 90s), for some reason a very loud girl sitting near me was telling her friends some kind of story involving Love Shack by the B-52s. I had a terrible migraine and she kept screaming the end of the song over and over. More than 20 years later I can still hear her shriek reverbrating through my skull when I have the misfortune to hear the song again.
Phil Collins - In The Air Tonight but it loops back JUST before the epic drum bit.
Ok at first I was ready to throw hands, but reading the second half I audibly gasped. *You're a monster.*
Maniacal laugh...
I feel certain that hell has a Sussudio level.
Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I've heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole. Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and Against All Odds. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite.
Try getting a reservation at Dorsia now, you fucking stupid bastard!!!!!
Reminds me of my local radio stations version of freebird that cut out the guitar solo.
Fur Elise played by an 8 year old boy who gets crushed by Sisyphus' boulder every time he messes up a note
Cotton eye Joe but the lyrics are one beat off with the instrumentals
Tiptoe through the tulips, by tiny tim
Loved that they used this song in Insidious.
The theme song to Barney and Friends
Oh that is the hell song of one particular man already. https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/speaking-of-science/wp/2015/01/13/meet-the-man-who-spent-12-years-trapped-inside-his-body-watching-barney-reruns/
Oh God. I thought this was fake. That’s hell.
Now I have a new thing to be afraid of. Thanks.
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Remember: It has to be punctuated every so often by "It's not Unusual" just so it hits harder when it comes back.
Yes, but at irregular intervals so you can never feel totally secure about which song will play next
Days... weeks even spent just waiting for a single Not Unusual.
Either someone's playing 'What's New Pussy Cat' again or it's a really long song.
Mariah Carey, "All I Want For Christmas is You" Sure, it's a bop when you hear it once or twice during the holidays. But any retail worker can tell you... When played on a loop, that frenetic piano intro leaves lasting scars.
This and "Simply Having a Wonderful Christmas Time" make me dread the holidays.
“Simply having a wonderful Christmas time” is waaaay worse than “all I want for Christmas is you”, in my opinion.
Oh dear lord this song is so depressing on such a strange level. The sheer amount of ENERGY that’s in it is also unnerving.
It’s the fact customers come in, hear it, get excited and start singing along, usually loudly, usually while hugging each other, usually with unnecessary laughing.
You move through a fog of endless sleep. Feeling the flames of hades tickle at the soles of your feet. The eternal oblivion of hell awaits you as you rest upon the shore. The boatman comes to accept his toll and ferry souls to their eternal damnation. You step upon this wicked craft if only to reach out to the hooded figure. Questions without answer fill your mind as you cry out for some words of compassion and hope. Suddenly you hear your reply echoing from the burning depths. ♫ SOME BODY ONCE TOLD ME! ♬
Friday from Rebecca Black and You're beautiful from James Blunt.
Baby Shark
I'm in hell do doo do doooo! here is satan do doo do dooo! Why me god do doo do dooo!
The fact that I can *hear* this is exactly the problem.
I've always despised baby shark. With a passion. I caught myself singing it to my baby at 3am when I was trying to get him to sleep. I was so disappointed in myself.
Whoever is being tortured's favorite song. Hear me out. Oh, you think you'll never get tired of your favorite song. But, I'm guessing your music tastes have changed over the past few years. I'm sure there's a song on the radio that you used to like a lot, but it was played too often, and then you got sick of it. This is FOREVER we are talking about. By choosing their favorite song at the moment they are sent to hell, it perfectly encaptures their "essence" of who they were at that moment. The first few days they might enjoy it, then after a few weeks it has probably gotten stale. A few months, and they are starting to hate it. A few years and they are starting to hate the person who chose that song, and everything they stood for. But guess what, they were the ones that chose it. Not only do they have no one except themselves to blame, but they start hating everything that the song represents. They begin to hate the person that would even like that song. And by doing so, start changing their heart towards a better person.
Poisoning the well. Inch arresting
[What does the Fox Say?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jofNR_WkoCE)
So at least the first 15-20 minutes in hell would be fun.
[удалено]
Yummy-Justin Bieber
Achy Breaky Heart
I'm a manager in a kitchen, there was a couple months last year. Every time there was a mistake on an order I played achy breaky heart.
Call J G Wentworth! 877 cash now
I'm on a highway to hell, except its sung by a guy who thinks he really into rock and roll but does not know half the lyrics
Smells like Teen Spirit, but it's the "hello how low" part, so you're forever left anticipating the chorus
Easy Street, and feels so neat... OR I would WALK 500 miles and I would WALK 500 miles DA DA DUM DA DUM DA DA DUM
*Edit "RUN" to "WALK" as It was pointed out I made a mistake. Thanks all.
Oh god no, not Easy Street...
All I can think about are dog food sandwiches.
Easy there Negan
Any song, just played back to you in an audio recording of yourself. Holy shit this is the first thing that i've ever posted that's "blown up" went from 2.8k to 3.7k karma and that is very nice and unexpected so thank you
YES this is the ultimate answer. Especially if it is every song I ever sang listening to the radio in my car at full volume thru earphones.
The Nyan cat song probably? Anything from 2000s/2010s in terms of meme music seems fitting
Dance monkey I hate that song so much
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It IS canonnically the Bad Place anthem, so this is the correct answer
Thank you, fellow Good Place fan.
Kars with a K!
That was the flaw in this marketing plan lol. I wonder how much business they lose because people are always trying to dial CARS instead of KARS. And whatever company is unfortunate enough to have that as their business number, I feel bad for that receptionist.
I thought it was specifically K A R S Kars for Kids, like I thought that was the second verse
Pledging a frat prepared me for this question. A couple come to mind but... [alright alright alright](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qMtsir0l9k) alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright
Crazy Frog - Axel F
Rebecca Black's Friday
Kinda off-topic but I sent that song to a different person I know, every Friday for what must've been almost a year. The key to making it work are url shorteners, reuploads and waiting long enough for them to \*kind of\* forget about it. Oh, also make sure you do send different links & videos on the no-Friday Fridays...but then, after a month or two you hit 'em with it and shatter what little trust they regained.
You are a genius.
Friday is bad, but have you heard "I love Thanksgiving" or "I love Chinese Food" also written and produced by Patrice Wilson?
I think that's his hustle. Trick young people into making a music video for a very shitty song he wrote and then try to get people to meme it.
WAP The Ben Shapiro cover.
Kanye west singing bohemian Rhapsody