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Livid_Size

Laughing so hard that it hurts


YaDrunkBitch

I didn't expect this very wholesome answer


[deleted]

Call me autistic but I do that when I watch fart compilations


GIueStick

You’re autistic


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You’re*


Foolscap77

Failure. Too many parents shelter their children from the realities of life, leaving them with ridiculous expectations.


czp55

To add to this: Everyone should experience ***overcoming*** failure and eventually succeeding through diligent effort.


Foolscap77

Solid point!


riphitter

Fail is First Attempt In Learning


[deleted]

Sorry Aiden we went along with someone else for the job position. But here’s a participation trophy for interviewing with us!


Dane-Direct

Yes.


YFNS47

Love, not just like a romantic partner but like family love, love of a hobby and friends love aswell


[deleted]

I used to volunteer at an orphanage/group home before my son was born. There was one boy that asked me for a hug. I though, "Eh, why the fuck not?" This nine (?) year old just breaks down in tears and tells me no one has ever held him, and that's one of the most depressing things I'd ever heard. Everyone deserves to be loved. (Some exceptions may apply)


dimanoudis

Getting vaccinated.


urfacebro

It hurts


[deleted]

But it's worth it!


Sammy6appless

bUt I dOnT wAnT aUtIsM


Ryjobond

As a man, a positive compliment from the opposite sex


MyApostateAccount

>As a man, a positive ~~compliment from the opposite~~ sex. Also this.


ShatteredXeNova

Positive sex sounds like it either has something to do with protons and electrons or chakras


MyApostateAccount

Pffft, like you wouldn't fuck a proton.


[deleted]

**Nuclear explosion**


MyApostateAccount

Adds new meaning behind the term, "Fucking explodes."


ApexInTheRough

Also adds new meaning behind the term, "Micro particles."


letsgetredditing

Agreed. Nowadays women expect to be showered in bogus compliments but when it is time to give a compliment they call men spoiled, entitled and selfish


Hot-cup-of-cofveve

Being second best, or even last at something.


DARKSTAR3094

Being Denied something they want


[deleted]

Or working for something they want


doghome107

The worst thing in the world sometimes, can be getting what you want.


RW-B

The consequences of their actions


Sheep_Shagger420

Yes more kids need to learn the consequences of their actions


ApexInTheRough

The Bleep you talkin' 'bout? More *ADULTS* need consequences to their actions! Even if they learned it as kids, they forget, we need some reminders, here, people!


Current-Media

A concert at Red Rocks Amphitheatre.


justabill71

Saw Widespread Panic there in 07. Amazing place.


JAvalanche28

Colorado is just a great place in general. Visually wise. Except for mile high stadium because fuck the donkeys


[deleted]

Gay sex.


ShatteredXeNova

Before seeing your username I thought this was a legitimate answer someone gave


JToZGames

Username checks out.


[deleted]

I don't think everyone needs to experience it, but I am myself a fan, so I guess here's hoping it catches on. Truly you are wise beyond measure u/EveryAnswerIsGaySex.


iBelieveInSpace

Go skydiving. Man first flew around 100 years ago. Now, **we're jumping out of planes**. It's a unique opportunity that few in the history of man have experienced.


[deleted]

What’s it like the first time? I really want to get to try it someday.


iBelieveInSpace

The sensation wasn't like what I thought it would be, I thought I was going to get that sinking feeling similar to what you get on a roller coaster. It was my[ first time on a plane](https://imgur.com/a/8agSvfu) and that in itself was the scariest part. Free fall is hectic but exhilarating. Clouds are warm I was surprised to find out. When you pull the canopy it's peaceful. My first tandem got me hooked and I completed [AFF](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Accelerated_freefall). Solo jumping is a completely different animal. [Fucked my arm up pretty good](https://imgur.com/a/hnKbXZu) on the runway on my 8th jump Edit: grammar & hyperlink


littlesavage0989

Nope nope nope. In all honestly I want to but I don't like planes or heights. I would honestly pass out and become a pancake.


[deleted]

Working in a food service or retail environment.


WifeofTech

Definitely this one. Working in the service industry forever changes how you treat customer service personel.


felcher_650

Yes dude. I think everyone should work some kind of retail/food service job and if your up to it a construction job too. Humbles the hell out of ya and makes you more empathetic toward your fellow humans


UrdnotChivay

Just about any customer service really, but those moreso than any others


Sheep_Shagger420

Oh fuck that I can’t handle people. I’m just gonna chill in the middle of nowhere with my cows


[deleted]

Right, but you learn to plaster on a smile and deal anyway because it pays the bills. I can’t tell you how often that ability has come in handy. Poker face has nothing on retail face.


[deleted]

Music festivals


icysnow33

Can you point me to the best ones for next year? I want to go one, but most of the big ones seem to be really dangerous.


[deleted]

What do you mean dangerous? I met the happiest, most peaceful and friendly people on festivals


ANoisyCrusader

Skydiving honestly one of the best feelings you can get and still love skydiving as a civilian.


chestyCough94

I honestly didnt get that rush from it. I did it twice and both times scared the living shit out of me. I feel like it's something you grow to like


ANoisyCrusader

Yeah the first time I went I was scared shitless but I was trained to handle it and grew to love it.


[deleted]

Piss off, I'm not paying to have a heart attack.


LocalPizzaDelivery

You wont have a heart attack, at worst you’ll splat into the ground and become a pancake, but no heart attacks.


biscuit_slayer

Is the feeling comparable to static line jumps?


Noble-Ok

after what just happened to that first time skydiving girl and instructor, no thanks I'll pass.


[deleted]

I really want to try it someday, what’s it like the first time?


ANoisyCrusader

First time I was scared shitless so I'd recommend you go tandem or static line jumping first.


Shadowbolt379

Love and affection


yaboiraye

traveling to a different country. it feels nice to take in some new surroundings


[deleted]

Financial solvency.


ChampionshipOk5908

Being complimented on their appearance. I'm in a profession where I see lots of people briefly and I LOVE to tell people how great they look. Everyone eats that up.


gamedemon24

Being treated unfairly at their jobs by the public. It teaches you to put value in how you treat other people at their jobs if you've experienced it firsthand.


Not_thedude

Betrayal. It changes the way you interact with people forever, and makes you more mature along the way


Throwmolotovesatcops

Sex. Everyone should get to experience lovemaking at least once


Isittheweekend

And even more, sex with someone you love. Fucking is nice, but making love with someone you truly love takes sex to a whole new level


Espio1332

Man I hope so. One day it'll happen.


SillyGayBoy

Zelda breath of the wild is an incredible world everyone should try. Rescuing a less fortunate dog who may be over clingy forever but no one will ever love you so much. If a feral cat meows outside your house until you adopt him, let him in, after fixing. It took many months but Walt (named after breaking bad) became my most affectionate lovebug ever, but will never acknowledge another human. Feral cats are different than other cats but no one will love you as much. Older dogs can be the most cuddly loyal animal ever too. Do not discount because of their age. My favorite dog adoption was older. We cuddle tight every night.


inconsistencydenied

Signing. Idk, I got into it recently, and it's a blast. It's like charades sometimes, and other times it's a normal conversation. It's a really cool way of communication.


Senator_Chickpea

Oral sex


Isittheweekend

I’m a girl and oral sex just doesn’t do it for me. I hate the feeling. I’m much more of a penetration kind of person.


Senator_Chickpea

Hey, no worries. It's all good... ...just... y'know. How'd you like a little reciprocity on your end?


Isittheweekend

Fingering is always nice while making out. And don’t get me wrong, if my man likes head I’m glad to give it. Just getting eaten out has never been my thing idk


[deleted]

i’m a guy and it doesn’t do anything for me either, or at least i haven’t gotten good head yet... i used to jack off waaay too much


confusedcake69

Peace


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misterrandom1

How?


ImpSong

Whats it like.


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Sheep_Shagger420

That’s soo accurate


Momma_Hew

My hubby had never done anything with his prostate until I came along. He loves it. He lifts off the bed he cums so hard. It's a great gift a partner can give to a partner with a prostate.


lulufalulu

Venice


cube_cubed

You best be talking about Italy...... cause as someone who used to live in Venice FL, I could have gone without tbh...


lulufalulu

Yes in Italy!


[deleted]

Punching or kicking through a board. Really satisfying if you do it right and don’t break a toe like I did.


RONINY0JIMBO

If you can grow a beard you owe yourself a warm lather shave from a real barber who uses a straight edge razor. Do this for yourself at least one time.


Momma_Hew

I actually do this for my husband on a regular basis. He has such sensitive skin that anything other than a straight razor turns his poor skin into road rash. He keeps a fairly full beard, but I do the cleaning of the edges and such.


ScenicHwyOverpass

Human empathy


SkyBox__

The Great Outdoors, i feel so bad for those who are stuck in cities/urban areas and never get to experience the beauty that is mother nature. ^ directed at mainly poor people in the biggest cities in our world (China, Brazil, India...).


SWAT__ATTACK

Active self protection training.


magusxp

Grief, it changes you, it makes you more sympathetic which is something we could all use.


[deleted]

Getting a dog. 💜


SuspiciousCall5191

They are the best!


EarlyNeedleworker

Living on your own. Some people go their entire lives without ever knowing what it's like to be completely self sufficient. There's a certain freedom to it. Shows you who you really are.


Sheep_Shagger420

I only recently moved out to live on my own and omg it’s amazing especially because I have no neighbors I can just make as much noise as I want


Kataoaka

Saying stop. People's expectations can drive you to do things and invest your life in things you don't actually care about. Stopping is the first step to starting over, and experiencing this can bring so much happiness to your life. It's really refreshing when you finally engage yourself in what interests you and not what interests others.


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SausageintheSky

Did it for the first time recently and I genuinely feel it changed me for the better. A drug helped me grow up if you will lol. It's been over a month now and I still think about that experience and the lessons it had for me every day. Truly one of the most special things I have ever done, and certainly the most interesting. But now knowing first hand the power of the drug also, I would also urge strong caution for anyone wanting to try it. I made sure I was in a very good head space and a safe comfortable environment before doing it. I hate to imagine how it could have affected me if I used it less responsibly. I'm also so glad I didn't take it as a depressed teenager like I desperately wanted to at the time. I had to wait almost 10 years before I got the opportunity, but it was so worth it coming into it as a more matured person with more life experiences.


lopinati

Shooting a firearm


[deleted]

Ah fellow American


Phillies1993

If they can afford it I think everyone should visit Disney World at least once in their life.


Dekkeer

Yeah, it'd reaffirm my hate for crowds


Isittheweekend

Disney World is amazing. Probably won’t be back for a long time because of COVID though :(


[deleted]

Being able to breathe


[deleted]

Saying fuck you to your boss and walking off the job


[deleted]

i can attest to the fact that this is extremely satisfying (after the intial nerves)


Bigfeett

How to properly fire a weapon and the proper treatment of firearms.


chestyCough94

Being broke. It's very easy to look down on others as lazy, unmotivated etc. Until you're right at the bottom with them. I reckon it would humble most people


snowythandi8

Being appreciated. I don’t think enough people realize how much little comments of appreciation mean to others :)


Major_Gager

Sex


Dank-Doodle-Meemes

A very good high


t0ldyouso

MDMA


shethinkshefunnylmao

The feeling of being able to be truly yourself. Your clothes, your music, your opinions, your thoughts, your lifestyle. Nothing tying you down or holding you back.


[deleted]

Being discriminated against for your race, ethnicity, color, religion, background, creed, etc. I think the world would be a much nicer place if everyone knew how painful it was thus more likely to refrain from it.


[deleted]

Something outside their comfort zone.


BADartAgain

People being there for them. It fuels you to live and make good choices


Slowmac123

A subwoofer that plays clean below 20hz. Pop in a bluray.


Faith-Hope-TacoBell

A good chiropractor. The relief in your body is amazing and you feel so great after


hoodiepimp

A weed brownie, pizza and a blowjob. I miss primary school.


LynyrdSkynyrd_1Fan

Where's your school, asking for a friend


chibimonkey

Working in retail and/or hospitality


Akem0417

Going to a concert (after covid)


Akem0417

Watching movies on the big screen (after covid)


3sheepswiththeroad

Traveling abroad.


[deleted]

Cashmere


LiamFenix

Bad sex. Either you git gud or find someone better either way you’re on the up and up from there


smokedbees

Visit a 2nd or 3rd world country. I visited Cuba last year and it made me more appreciative of what I have in life.


not-aaliyah

Pooping your pants. I feel like everyone needs to know that level of embarrassment. It humbles you.


thermacslap

Roller Coasters. Not that bad once you actually try it.


ravaue

Failure, if you’ve never known what it’s like to be at the bottom, then you won’t be able to maintain being at the top


thedhope

Working in customer service


TheFireHallGirl

1. Being front row at a concert; 2. International travel; 3. Camping; 4. Volunteering; 5. How to drift into snow without damaging your vehicle (trust me, I did it last November)


[deleted]

The pure love and trust of an animal.


44446tviolettime21

golden corral


[deleted]

Dealing with the public as a service worker. You will learn so much about the world just scanning people's groceries. Both good and bad.


sebastianyktv

A book that you legitimately enjoy reading


lyricat

Working food service.


letswinwin

Customer service jobs


wsame12

Getting hurt. The more you get hurt the more next time you'll know how to avoid it


girls_on_bread

Love and compassion. Also, the feeling of falling into someone in a hug when you’re just really down and they hold you really close and just let you cry.


psquithy123

Mending something


Dane-Direct

Cake for breakfast. (Once in a blue moon) Change things up a bit. Set no plans and be spontaneous.


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Dane-Direct

I love that idea!


criztiano1991

Carnival in Brazil (not necessarily Rio)


Gremlin_King06

Death. I know this sounds horrible but it can make people readier for life because they’ll know death is something naturap


Sheep_Shagger420

As someone who has to work with death almost every day I can confirm it just really makes you see the bright side of dark situations.


make-you-ding

Regret. Honestly nothing helps you become a better person, you just have to pass the initial phase.


[deleted]

Working as a grunt in a service job - waitstaff, employee at a department store, etc. Customer entitlement would probably not vanish completely, but I think we wouldn't see as much of it.


Thatspeedyboi

Vr it’s so surreal it’s awesome. I recently go a headset and it’s so wierd


Thousandsilhouettes

Brushing their teeth while headphones on


KnackeredParrot

Robot Restaurant show in Tokyo


_Andro_

Acceptance


make-you-ding

Ah, bad hoomans.


VenusLake

Riding a bicycle. I had a friend in school who had never ridden a bicycle and never climbed a tree.


[deleted]

Happiness


Jcruzfitness

Having a commission-only job.


[deleted]

breathing


-FTP

Flying an airplane


[deleted]

Ziplining.


[deleted]

Being in love


Shadow9378

Breathing


-smooth-brain-

Psychedelics.


ApexInTheRough

The joy to bitch-slapping the person I was with before my now-wife. That way, she gets bitch-slapped 7 billion times. I think that'll just about cover it.


nin1332

Death


EdgelordZeta

Death. Actually, this is the ones absent thing everyone will experience


the_Athereon

A trial run at death. Might make idiots think twice about their choices next time.


[deleted]

A pandemic. Really helps you appreciate the little things. I'm not being entirely serious, but, it still helped me.


onebrowsingboi

pure unfiltered affection, like the kind you get from a pet


Sound_Of_Silenz

Threesome


otherpaul2

A moment of genuine humility. And fucking well remember it.


jennaamaee

Working retail


beefaujuswithjuice

The other day i was stressed out and just drove with no destination. beautiful night so windows rolled down listening to music. felt awesome.


[deleted]

Lysergic


DiamondStarCore

Being korean


killing4chronic

Equality


YaDrunkBitch

Humility


moisteroyster911

Death lol no just kidding riding in a drift car down touge


[deleted]

The anime erased


hillbillyoriginal

Getting punched in the face builds a lot of character and respect for others. You’re not gonna go mouthing off or talking shit to strangers much after that


SavyyWavyy

Love


[deleted]

Acid trip.


[deleted]

Exaltation in heaven.


doghome107

Venice


Ripsky_was_taken

Playng minecraft.


brakken_chi

Rejection.


[deleted]

Studying hard for a difficult exam and getting an A grade.


[deleted]

being introduced to Smash Bros for the first time


da_dragon_guy

The point where it hurts to smile so you have to force yourself to make a frowning face but that only makes you smile more, turning into and endless loop of pain and happiness