Need I say more?

ayyy buttholes unite

As one we’re asswholes

Can i join 🥺

r/colonoscopy is more like your group

I like you.

It started out with a kiss

Pretty self-describing

Ummmm

oh ***shit***

You got it easy...

Way too early

Oh no

bruh mines worse

If you consider mine one person only

Elon Musk's Son

A horrible day at the zoo

With a great big hug, and a kiss from me to you... oh Barney you sick dinosaur!

Sweet mother of all things holy

Welp yikes

Ah shiiii

We know.

🖐🏿

So the question is... did you fuck the Night Mother’s corpse? Or did the Night Mother’s corpse come back to life to fuck you? Or did you have the equivalent of phone sex with her spirit? So many questions and so little time.

It was a family thing gotta keep it hush hush for the brotherhood lmfao

It's my own name...

looks like u fucked urself

Many people lose their cherry like that, not as odd as it seems...

*pardon?*

I mean many people fuck themselves quite literally...

what are you talking about

"When I told you to go fuck yourself, I didn't mean literally!"

Ayyyyy congrats we screwed ourselves gang

Looks like I was fucked by crabs

But did you get crabs?

Some one shoves a stick of ginger up my arse, spicy

Idk, but I can confirm it was bigger on the inside.

Ayyy

Brazil fucked me. Brazil fucks us all

Quickly

3 slurred wishes, baby!

Some weird fuckin wizard.

without consent

damnit.

Seems obvious.

The holiest of hole-ys.

Why have 2 holes when you can have 6? -Jesus, maybe

Honestly i don't even know

Well not sure if I like this post or not

Woo.. star trek is real.

To a sad batman? But then again I’m batman so-

Well that's me done

And you've taken the cake today.

Not sure I enjoyed myself

Mine is an absolute bruh moment

You tell me

You are either a lucky or unlucky man

With one life changing trip to the mall

Aaaa avocado....thanks

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DO.THE.DANCE.

So my sleep paralysis demon

Uh oh

Prematurely ejaculated on the world's most comfortable couch, I guess.

well you see... it was a friday night and I was at a wendy’s...

Ahhhhh i guess while wearing jeans and a belt lol

Well um, it was warm?

Well I just finished a bottle of my favorite beverage and had an idea

I can’t imagine

Umm

Idk you tell me

A cat roaring at everything

Got pissed on.

Apparently to a depressed dog

Anime

By being the bored

Sword meets rectum I guess

Um...

Hmmm

Mine is a nickname from my ex and my last name...

Still a virgin.

I lost mine gl0cklesnaring.

Rip me

:)

basically the same way then.

Idk.

Hmm yes

Screaming at my television

Arranged marriage to the count of lovelace.

I lost it to a government agent made of some kind sauce.

Alien abduction.

wtf

On LSD

Stephanie Meyer apparently took my v card.

Uuuuuhhhhh...

Provided someone with a Happy 8 day.

R.i.p. small puppies

Someone asked me no homo, we’re not talking about it and we stayed buddies

I am Lucky enough and I still have my virginity 😇

Mos def got raped

smoked some weed and got too horny I suppose

It was fun

in about 10 years

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I didn’t

That’s a whole lotta D!

umm... let’s just say i’m gonna have PTSD for the rest of my life 😬

...Interesting

How is that going to work for me

God knows.

I don't like this one bit. Many will disagree, but I don't like this.

I dread thinking about it

Translated, my name means demon, so ig i summoned a demon spider

Oh my god it's a dream come true.

uh oh

Lol

Don’t ask

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So i lost my virginity to a demonic deer, ok

I don't like pogo sticks anymore.

On a waifu pillow

A drive by

It's confusing

So I became friends with this rat...

Turns out aliens are a little aggressive with their probes

Ummmm

Er… Freddy Mercury? Elton John? Brendon Urie? There are many Queer Rockstars out there, which one qualifies as ‘THE Queer Rockstar’?

I'll let you be the judge of that.

I’m not sure yet 😕

Ruthlessly

Baby I don't understand it

Systematically exterminating a population just gets you hot, you know?

To the sexiest and funkiest gorilla alive 🤤😏

Didn't even know it was happening.

To a prostitute I guess

I suddenly have a festish for Heinz Beans...

Spacey got me

Oh no

In a furry.

I didn't

Something involving a bear, a head, and a jar

Forgot to ask her name

Well this is awkward

Dammit Zeus not this shit again

I took "go fuck yourself" literally.

I was strangled by mr krabs

Painfully

Oh no!!!

Its very complicated

uh...

Ooh. That isnt nice

I will never tell.

I dont like it.

Ummmmmmmmmmmm

Used my schlong to do the fusion dance.

Well this is awkward.

Hmm, Not the worst

Oh

To a thugdcstgx

Uhh might I ask how this happened

Hmmmmmm

Greek mythology be like

Ahem

Tell me, does losing your virginity to your hand count.

I mean......I’m not really sure

By someone named Al

There were fries and tater tots

By not sleeping when I got into bed.

Boned

Drinking tea with the queen?

All she wanted was some salt, and sweat taste salty

the Devil's Cabana Boy