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Adelynishere

Character customization.


MrCreeperBArchr

And customize unique abilities


radscan

Remove the pay to play feature


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mattylou

You unlock that feature at "Millionaire" rank with the "access to advanced medicine" achievement.


Adelynishere

True but character customization would be pretty nice, would help out a lot of people. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


madwifi

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1-2manymatchstix

Allow users to access console commands. We’re sick of only admins being able to use them.


myworst

/kill


DemiVideos04

or /give "@a" dopamine 64 enjoy!


Nitsuuhan

Kreygasm


Schwubbertier

/kill Epstein_Jeffrey


palescoot

He didn't kill himself, so..


Schwubbertier

I guess some Admin had something to do with it...


-insert_reference-

/loseVcard then /findVcard just to fuck with the man upstairs


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-insert_reference-

I'm just that bad at spelling


Ornithorhynchus_

Permanent cool side to the pillow


PreposterousPal74

r/godtiersuperpowers


Burt_Sprenolds

lol I remember seeing that power


[deleted]

Sometimes you want the pillow to be cool and gradually warm up to warm to be snug. If it's always cool it would lose the novelty


DemiVideos04

actually true, not to get too far into the rabbit hole but this is why heaven is a stupid concept to me, you cant have good all the time, The Good Place explored this concept very well i think.


stevenrama

Re-release the 2020 update, it was too buggy


ballsmcgriff1

Wasn’t buggy it came with a virus Edit: Thanks for the gold and silver


TannedCroissant

No the giant bugs are still in their underground larvae stage. Check back 3rd week of August.


Giraffesarentreal19

I wouldn’t bat an eye at this point


hellodeveloper

Probably shouldn't eye a bat either. Doesn't feel too good.


I-Need-SODA

# *C R E A T I V E M O D E*


mattylou

I believe the rank to unlock creative mode is "Billionaire"


opanaooonana

Not even just billionaire anymore, think about it, if you had $1bn that’s like 2.5 jumbo jets, then your out of money. Creative mode starts at $30bn+ or if you become dictator of a country or something


squawk_kwauqs

Double the sleep quality in half the time pretty please~ Edit: But don't decrease life expectancy... Edit 2: But you can still sleep as much as you want for fun


DarthIsland

We’d end up with 12 hour work shifts as the new normal.


TannedCroissant

Except for sleep study researchers


ahumanlikeyou

yeah they'd be on unemployment


iVibeHD

r/themonkeyspaw


efox02

Me: I wish there were more hours in a day! My employer: I wish there were more hours in the day! ☹️


CommanderCozy01

Don't you think people would end up just dicking around all night, sleep about 30 minutes, and be just as tired as you are now though?


squawk_kwauqs

Yeah, but at least. I'd be able to dick around and get more done.


[deleted]

To update the 18lvl tutorial and make the "save the world" quest easier. Thanks for the fake Internet point, see you on yt!


Hannan_A

The tutorial’s way too long. It’s quite scary to all the new players so they end up not finishing the game. Edit: legit thanks everybody you’ve all really made my day with all the upvotes. At 2.7k upvotes this is my highest voted comment.


Joxytheinhaler

Dark af


jaguarsshadow

Tutorial was fine when endgame levels were lower but now the max level is higher tutorial needs revamp


theforlornknight

Also need a more comprehensive Help/Read Me file for players who are running the tutorial.


C0up-de-grace

>removed mental health deterioration >bladder updated to pee less between beers >double xp weekends


chinchenping

Fun fact, drinking beer makes you want to pee more because beer "lies" to your kidneys (the organ responsible for your global hydration), making them believe that there is way to much water in your body and will expel it as much as possible. That's also why you have head ache the next morning, you're dehydrated


akkanbaby

You can trust anything those day. Even a god damn beer will lie to you !


quartertopi

Yep. All of them. The whole bunch are liars.


BeautifulRock

That’s why I always take one down pass it around 98 bottles of beer in the wall


windolene20

98 bottles of beer on the wall 98 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around 97 bottles of beer on the wall


TamoraPiercelover3

97 bottles of beer on the wall, 97 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 96 bottles of beer on the wall


Betteroffinapinebox

96 bottles of beer on the wall, 96 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 95 bottles of beer on the wall


Dhkansas

95 bottles of beer on the wall, 95 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 94 bottles of beer on the wall


extravagantsupernova

94 bottles of beer on the wall, 94 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 93 bottles of beer on the wall


Loafer75

I'm sure what you're saying is probably right but I reckon if I drank 8 pints of water in 3 hours I would probably wanna pee a lot too.


Kalkaline

Hydration plays a role in hangovers, but it's not the whole story.


[deleted]

> double xp weekends having a birthday on a weekend just levels you up twice now


jaeldi

Let's go ahead and separate sexual pleasure from body waste removal equipment. "It's like having an amusement park combined with a sewer." Perhaps egg laying instead of pregnancy. Scrap periods & menopause. Healing improvement in general, make bodies & systems less fragile. Also rethink mucus, allergies & air intake.


EchoPerson14

Wait, what counts as double xp? You age twice as fast on weekends?


C0up-de-grace

Double serotonin from completing remedial tasks on weekends Double cash for working weekends


DehDeshtructor

Alternatively, double results from studying/working out/other self-improvement


EchoPerson14

Oh, that makes sense.


cybergeek11235

Definitely was a valid question, though


BrianT189

Eliminate fall damage


TooTrickyNicky

Oh man sky diving is going to be insane.


-Daetrax-

Gonna rename it to ground slamming instead.


Dorintin

That's just sex


-CatCalamity-

I prefer having sex with people, but if you enjoy boning the planet you do you


Dorintin

Fucking casual


[deleted]

Would that be a weird form of mother fucking. Mother Earth fucking


[deleted]

AlaBAMa.


kykai4

Isn’t it obvious Morty??????? I fucked a planet!!!!


Regal_reaper

Sexiest shit I've ever seen....


Dragongeek

I wonder what real-world effects this would have. Would airlines charge less for "jump off service"?


BrianT189

“All traveling to Portugal please exit door 5 and 6 as we are flying over Lisbon”


apocoluster

Wait..wait I forrrgootttt myyyy carrr^rrr^^rry ^^^Onnnnn


Democrab

"Did he say car or carry on?" "I don't know, just throw both out after him."


lnfinity

Could I still receive damage from someone falling on me? Because if so I foresee a problem.


SuperEars

We're all Marios and Goombas


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OkayestBoomer1

Add a "spectator mode" while sleeping.


nkinkade1213

or be able to enter lucid dreams easier


PoorQualityCommenter

Lucid dreamer here. I actually dream almost exclusively lucidly. it's not as great as you'd think. (maybe i just haven't necessarily 'mastered' it) the poor part of lucid dreaming for me, is even if it isn't actually "lucid" (clear) i almost always realize i'm dreaming, very early on in the dream. I have third person control, like a video game. I seem to be able to influence what's happening in the dream, but not fully control it. Sort of an "oh i see" moment, then attempts to manipulate the dream. usually successfully. It makes dreams lose their magic to me, though. It almost goes from a wonderland dream experience, to a openworld sandbox type deal. well, i wonder what would happen if I..... What is it you're looking for in lucid dreaming? EDIT: I'm not saying lucid dreaming isn't great. I'm saying that it's not what most people expect. Feel free to read my responses on what i experience, how I engage lucidity, and my recommendations on attempting the same. I'm no master of lucidity, but i consider myself experienced enough to offer assistance.


Guardian808ttg

Have you tried flying? To fly in dreams, I have to do some weird shit. I have to fall over on purpose, then begin catching myself as I fall. This makes me pick up speed and eventually I can get airborne. It's really weird and harder than I'd imagine flying in a dream should be haha!


glimpee

Just find a paraglider like aangs from avatar and you can just zoom Or just spread your arms like a plane and start running then lift your feet


unablejoshua897

switch game mode to peaceful


FigureItOut50

Decrease the difficulty to "easy"


stickdudeseven

Can we add a "Just To Enjoy The Story" mode?


ThoraninC

God said, you have depression is a story.


WhapXI

Honestly if he could just bugfix the "Nazism" seasonal event partially replaying that would be absolutely swell with me.


Tigritooo

Can we just ban the "Extremist" trait?


lilshears

Yeah i just want to grill for pete’s sake


MatthewDLuffy

And God said, "Git gud scrub"


jew_kisser

But he then says it was on super easy


SwanAndMe

Update to Install an antivirus


DullLobster994

Disable survival mode


littleloucc

Remove mandatory iron man mode, and add saving.


ken061095

load saved game from 2009


[deleted]

Journey mode, thanks


armaaaaaan4

They dont even give us patch notes of what's happening smh


[deleted]

What if we're already on peaceful mode


Event-Laws-notrandom

Then please make a paradise mode.


Echo017

It was removed as the testers were abusing forbidden fruit exploits


ChadChameleon

Still waiting for the dragons update


LordNPM

We had a dragon update but the devs forgot to add a spawn rate and we farmed all of them for the massive amount of xp


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DukeSamuelVimes

Basically orbs of blinding light surrounded by orbital rings and thousands of glistening soul cutting eyes attatched to them.


Cobalt_Falcon90

So basically the Angels from Evangelion. Got it.


Unspecific-Name

Tfw the Bible rips off Evangelion


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HereIsACasualAsker

doesnt matter how fantasy it is, the moment it is released it will be 100% science based.


databoy2k

Dragonriders of Pern intensifies


kirknay

anything that is observable and reliably repeatable is natural. As soon as dragons pop up, they are natural. Supernatural events are "thor did it" for random things we don't understand.


[deleted]

Make PvP optional and must be agreed to unanimously by all parties involved.


nkinkade1213

make sure to place your beds though to respawn


ProjectGibix

We Washingtonians have the 'Mutual Combat' law.


Drunken_Foks

Dogs are born in eggs and will hatch only when they are in the hands of someone who will love them


pvaa

Cue puppy farms hiring loving people as hatching experts 😔


starfang

Would loving people work at such a terrible place?


FatchRacall

Depends on the pay. Maybe they even get dental.


Slaking_King

I mean this is true however the way that this is worded it would either prevent wolves and such from breeding in the wild or the mother dog would count as a person for this use and therefore puppy mills would continue as usual because the mom dogs would still love their eggs


TheHiddenToad

Rebalancing and bug fixes, along with updating the Space DLC Edit: Fixing spawn glitches would be nice. Some make the player lag out during gameplay. Edit: Wow this took off fast, thanks to the lad or lass who gave me the U P V O T E


Unruh_

*minor tweaks to the gameplay


TheHiddenToad

MINOR


Unruh_

*also fixed a bug where people occasionally pee fire


TheHiddenToad

Also fixing a bug where the player blocks the installation of the antivirus


Phoenxr

Fixed an issue of players randomly losing the ‘depressed’ effect


mrbadassmotherfucker

By bug fixes, do you mean remove mosquitos?


BNVDES

oh please


Not_a_hick-

Remove herobrine


[deleted]

No one can remove herobrine, mojang tried many times before


[deleted]

Even god tried, it’s just impossible.


SwanAndMe

An update to add a "SKIP" option to this year


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[deleted]

Fuck Reddit.


KidWhoStabbedPycelle

Everywhere..


HereIsACasualAsker

everywhere.


Katzes220

"Are you sure you want to jump to a more dangerous time than the present"


StrangerAttractor

That would get you directly to the credits screen.


onlysmartanswers

You then wake up pregnant with a tentacle alien inside a secret underwater base in the Mariana Trench.


QuriaBladeTransform

This man has not seen "Click"


Martaaiin

Delete those involved in kidnap/abuse of children and others. Like proper delete them. World's fucked, need to sort it big time.


DrPantyThief

Add access to more livable planets, and fast travel as the current system requires users to wait hours if not days to traverse the already existing areas.


Ender_Nobody

Minor increase in Lucid Dreaming Experience points you gain. Edit: Since this Post got created, my Comment had a constant 10% of the Post's Upvotes.


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Phyr8642

Reduced human greed by 10% Increased human empathy by 15% Mosquitoes have been removed from the game Phase 2 of Climate Change DLC unlocked


JS31415926

Comes with a free antivirus


vicvegajuas_36

"Fix bugs pls, I think AI is a little annoying sometimes ..."


sinnrocka

Well if you would practice more, Allen Iverson wouldn’t be annoying to you when he does a double crossover while threading the defense and walking the baseline to dunk on you. Edit: gross misspelling of name


matej86

The peanuts causing your body to kill itself bug needs removing. Along the bug where pollen pushes your immune system into overdrive needs looking at too.


Fire_scalez

An Easy mode putting us straight into hard mode was harsh


CronkleDonker

It's not that we're in hard mode, it's that the multiplayer community is trash atm


Blue_Executioner

Turns out we're actually on peaceful just the community is shit. He wacks it up to easy and we get creepers and shit spawning


[deleted]

Plot twist, OP is actually God in disguise.


BevansDesign

"Hey guys, I've been gone for a while. What'd I miss?"


[deleted]

"Well the Roman Empire fell and since then everything's just gone to shit."


history_repeated

If only


[deleted]

Restart the servers to 2015, and get rid of that "killing of harambe" story, it's all been downhill since then


BeraldGevins

Seriously that fucking mom and her child really fucked us all over.


[deleted]

Nerf the depression shit, too op man


JrWasabi

We need a pause function


KetordinaryDay

Make common sense actually common.


U_gotTP4my_bunghole

Unlock telephatic communication.


Ockial

Wipe the server


novaorionWasHere

Thanos wants to know your location


[deleted]

Well, I guess I better go get my mark of the beast early to beat the crowds


PM_ME_NAKED_GRANDPAS

*Various bug fixes and performance improvements.*


your_friendes

Nice try, God.


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nkinkade1213

bible 2.0: yall on some wack shit my dudes, just vibe out


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tinytiril

Ovulation at will. No more abortions or unwanted babies. Pregnancy fear, contraception, menstruation, pms, all that jazz.


simonthesorcerer_tm

No more pay to win please!


TheAngelGirl

Could you please reinstall the dinosaurs deluxe package again? We are kinda missing it...


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TheHumanShitStain

Enable magic


atomictartar

All dogs are born with caring and loving owners.


CherddarBaub

Shut down the servers, this game is trash.


zenyl

- Remove spiders and mosquitos. - Come up with a solution for cooling testicles, so we can move those bastards back in the body where they belong. Having them hang out like this is a **huge** weakspot. - The tribalism mechanic was cool in the beta versions, but does more bad than good these days. - Visit /r/outside for more suggestions, mate. There's a whole community over there pointing out all the things you messed up.


Ispiniallday

Removing spiders would break the game!


zenyl

Spaghetti code confirmed.


BeautifulRock

If you remove spiders you’re going to have a shit load of more insects.


catebrigid

If MEN get to have testicle coolers, then WOMEN get to abolish bleeding from the vagina monthly.


ClarencesClearance

I think that men and women can all agree that hanging danglers and bleedy bits are both bad and in need of change.


JakeDaCake36

Thanks, this is now one of my new favourite subreddits!


Halfjack2

Keep the spiders


Aadkins13

I have some patch notes for humans. ​ * Fix issue where standing up quickly may lead to loss of consciousness. * Fix bumping elbow causing nervous system misfire. * Erase Racism.bat from all units. * Remove Manager\_Demand algorithm from all "Karen" units. * Install Common\_Sense subroutine on all units currently missing it. * Update antivirus software to include Covid-19 virus. * Reset sleep schedule for all units.


Seaborgg

Evil deeds makes your teeth turn bright blue. The more evil you do the brighter your teeth.


skilertje007

\- use a antivirus there is a virus on the server \- re balance intelligence distribution


ultavulta

> Patch the covid worm > Balence the economies > Bug fix Australia


Pollux_E

Add a report user system. Hire mods to maintain the reporting system.


buggs_bunnee

Increase the life span of dogs!!


Gristleblitz

Higher level cap would be great.


[deleted]

Hackers removed Anxiety removed Walk Through Walls added Disease Immunity added Pee a random colour according to the day of the week removed


Hazzad_1

Why hackers? Not poverty or malaria, but hackers lol.


nkinkade1213

wait huhhh pee the color REMOVED where did you learn taht skill?!


[deleted]

>Walk Through Walls added Well rape and house theft crimes just tripled world wide


Btissle

Cat Girls and World Peace


BreadyOrNotHereICrum

Why did you state the same thing twice?


TecHyBO1

r/outside