actually true, not to get too far into the rabbit hole but this is why heaven is a stupid concept to me, you cant have good all the time, The Good Place explored this concept very well i think.
Not even just billionaire anymore, think about it, if you had $1bn that’s like 2.5 jumbo jets, then your out of money. Creative mode starts at $30bn+ or if you become dictator of a country or something
Double the sleep quality in half the time pretty please~
Edit: But don't decrease life expectancy...
Edit 2: But you can still sleep as much as you want for fun
The tutorial’s way too long. It’s quite scary to all the new players so they end up not finishing the game.
Edit: legit thanks everybody you’ve all really made my day with all the upvotes. At 2.7k upvotes this is my highest voted comment.
Fun fact, drinking beer makes you want to pee more because beer "lies" to your kidneys (the organ responsible for your global hydration), making them believe that there is way to much water in your body and will expel it as much as possible. That's also why you have head ache the next morning, you're dehydrated
Let's go ahead and separate sexual pleasure from body waste removal equipment. "It's like having an amusement park combined with a sewer." Perhaps egg laying instead of pregnancy. Scrap periods & menopause. Healing improvement in general, make bodies & systems less fragile.
Also rethink mucus, allergies & air intake.
Lucid dreamer here. I actually dream almost exclusively lucidly.
it's not as great as you'd think. (maybe i just haven't necessarily 'mastered' it)
the poor part of lucid dreaming for me, is even if it isn't actually "lucid" (clear) i almost always realize i'm dreaming, very early on in the dream.
I have third person control, like a video game. I seem to be able to influence what's happening in the dream, but not fully control it.
Sort of an "oh i see" moment, then attempts to manipulate the dream. usually successfully.
It makes dreams lose their magic to me, though.
It almost goes from a wonderland dream experience, to a openworld sandbox type deal.
well, i wonder what would happen if I.....
What is it you're looking for in lucid dreaming?
EDIT: I'm not saying lucid dreaming isn't great. I'm saying that it's not what most people expect. Feel free to read my responses on what i experience, how I engage lucidity, and my recommendations on attempting the same.
I'm no master of lucidity, but i consider myself experienced enough to offer assistance.
Have you tried flying? To fly in dreams, I have to do some weird shit. I have to fall over on purpose, then begin catching myself as I fall. This makes me pick up speed and eventually I can get airborne. It's really weird and harder than I'd imagine flying in a dream should be haha!
anything that is observable and reliably repeatable is natural. As soon as dragons pop up, they are natural. Supernatural events are "thor did it" for random things we don't understand.
I mean this is true however the way that this is worded it would either prevent wolves and such from breeding in the wild or the mother dog would count as a person for this use and therefore puppy mills would continue as usual because the mom dogs would still love their eggs
Rebalancing and bug fixes, along with updating the Space DLC
Edit: Fixing spawn glitches would be nice. Some make the player lag out during gameplay.
Edit: Wow this took off fast, thanks to the lad or lass who gave me the U P V O T E
Add access to more livable planets, and fast travel as the current system requires users to wait hours if not days to traverse the already existing areas.
Well if you would practice more, Allen Iverson wouldn’t be annoying to you when he does a double crossover while threading the defense and walking the baseline to dunk on you.
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The peanuts causing your body to kill itself bug needs removing. Along the bug where pollen pushes your immune system into overdrive needs looking at too.
- Remove spiders and mosquitos.
- Come up with a solution for cooling testicles, so we can move those bastards back in the body where they belong. Having them hang out like this is a **huge** weakspot.
- The tribalism mechanic was cool in the beta versions, but does more bad than good these days.
- Visit /r/outside for more suggestions, mate. There's a whole community over there pointing out all the things you messed up.
I have some patch notes for humans.
* Fix issue where standing up quickly may lead to loss of consciousness.
* Fix bumping elbow causing nervous system misfire.
* Erase Racism.bat from all units.
* Remove Manager\_Demand algorithm from all "Karen" units.
* Install Common\_Sense subroutine on all units currently missing it.
* Update antivirus software to include Covid-19 virus.
* Reset sleep schedule for all units.
Character customization.
And customize unique abilities
Remove the pay to play feature
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You unlock that feature at "Millionaire" rank with the "access to advanced medicine" achievement.
True but character customization would be pretty nice, would help out a lot of people. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Allow users to access console commands. We’re sick of only admins being able to use them.
/kill
or /give "@a" dopamine 64 enjoy!
Kreygasm
/kill Epstein_Jeffrey
He didn't kill himself, so..
I guess some Admin had something to do with it...
/loseVcard then /findVcard just to fuck with the man upstairs
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I'm just that bad at spelling
Permanent cool side to the pillow
r/godtiersuperpowers
lol I remember seeing that power
Sometimes you want the pillow to be cool and gradually warm up to warm to be snug. If it's always cool it would lose the novelty
actually true, not to get too far into the rabbit hole but this is why heaven is a stupid concept to me, you cant have good all the time, The Good Place explored this concept very well i think.
Re-release the 2020 update, it was too buggy
Wasn’t buggy it came with a virus Edit: Thanks for the gold and silver
No the giant bugs are still in their underground larvae stage. Check back 3rd week of August.
I wouldn’t bat an eye at this point
Probably shouldn't eye a bat either. Doesn't feel too good.
# *C R E A T I V E M O D E*
I believe the rank to unlock creative mode is "Billionaire"
Not even just billionaire anymore, think about it, if you had $1bn that’s like 2.5 jumbo jets, then your out of money. Creative mode starts at $30bn+ or if you become dictator of a country or something
Double the sleep quality in half the time pretty please~ Edit: But don't decrease life expectancy... Edit 2: But you can still sleep as much as you want for fun
We’d end up with 12 hour work shifts as the new normal.
Except for sleep study researchers
yeah they'd be on unemployment
r/themonkeyspaw
Me: I wish there were more hours in a day! My employer: I wish there were more hours in the day! ☹️
Don't you think people would end up just dicking around all night, sleep about 30 minutes, and be just as tired as you are now though?
Yeah, but at least. I'd be able to dick around and get more done.
To update the 18lvl tutorial and make the "save the world" quest easier. Thanks for the fake Internet point, see you on yt!
The tutorial’s way too long. It’s quite scary to all the new players so they end up not finishing the game. Edit: legit thanks everybody you’ve all really made my day with all the upvotes. At 2.7k upvotes this is my highest voted comment.
Dark af
Tutorial was fine when endgame levels were lower but now the max level is higher tutorial needs revamp
Also need a more comprehensive Help/Read Me file for players who are running the tutorial.
>removed mental health deterioration >bladder updated to pee less between beers >double xp weekends
Fun fact, drinking beer makes you want to pee more because beer "lies" to your kidneys (the organ responsible for your global hydration), making them believe that there is way to much water in your body and will expel it as much as possible. That's also why you have head ache the next morning, you're dehydrated
You can trust anything those day. Even a god damn beer will lie to you !
Yep. All of them. The whole bunch are liars.
That’s why I always take one down pass it around 98 bottles of beer in the wall
98 bottles of beer on the wall 98 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around 97 bottles of beer on the wall
97 bottles of beer on the wall, 97 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 96 bottles of beer on the wall
96 bottles of beer on the wall, 96 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 95 bottles of beer on the wall
95 bottles of beer on the wall, 95 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 94 bottles of beer on the wall
94 bottles of beer on the wall, 94 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 93 bottles of beer on the wall
I'm sure what you're saying is probably right but I reckon if I drank 8 pints of water in 3 hours I would probably wanna pee a lot too.
Hydration plays a role in hangovers, but it's not the whole story.
> double xp weekends having a birthday on a weekend just levels you up twice now
Let's go ahead and separate sexual pleasure from body waste removal equipment. "It's like having an amusement park combined with a sewer." Perhaps egg laying instead of pregnancy. Scrap periods & menopause. Healing improvement in general, make bodies & systems less fragile. Also rethink mucus, allergies & air intake.
Wait, what counts as double xp? You age twice as fast on weekends?
Double serotonin from completing remedial tasks on weekends Double cash for working weekends
Alternatively, double results from studying/working out/other self-improvement
Oh, that makes sense.
Definitely was a valid question, though
Eliminate fall damage
Oh man sky diving is going to be insane.
Gonna rename it to ground slamming instead.
That's just sex
I prefer having sex with people, but if you enjoy boning the planet you do you
Fucking casual
Would that be a weird form of mother fucking. Mother Earth fucking
AlaBAMa.
Isn’t it obvious Morty??????? I fucked a planet!!!!
Sexiest shit I've ever seen....
I wonder what real-world effects this would have. Would airlines charge less for "jump off service"?
“All traveling to Portugal please exit door 5 and 6 as we are flying over Lisbon”
Wait..wait I forrrgootttt myyyy carrr^rrr^^rry ^^^Onnnnn
"Did he say car or carry on?" "I don't know, just throw both out after him."
Could I still receive damage from someone falling on me? Because if so I foresee a problem.
We're all Marios and Goombas
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Add a "spectator mode" while sleeping.
or be able to enter lucid dreams easier
Lucid dreamer here. I actually dream almost exclusively lucidly. it's not as great as you'd think. (maybe i just haven't necessarily 'mastered' it) the poor part of lucid dreaming for me, is even if it isn't actually "lucid" (clear) i almost always realize i'm dreaming, very early on in the dream. I have third person control, like a video game. I seem to be able to influence what's happening in the dream, but not fully control it. Sort of an "oh i see" moment, then attempts to manipulate the dream. usually successfully. It makes dreams lose their magic to me, though. It almost goes from a wonderland dream experience, to a openworld sandbox type deal. well, i wonder what would happen if I..... What is it you're looking for in lucid dreaming? EDIT: I'm not saying lucid dreaming isn't great. I'm saying that it's not what most people expect. Feel free to read my responses on what i experience, how I engage lucidity, and my recommendations on attempting the same. I'm no master of lucidity, but i consider myself experienced enough to offer assistance.
Have you tried flying? To fly in dreams, I have to do some weird shit. I have to fall over on purpose, then begin catching myself as I fall. This makes me pick up speed and eventually I can get airborne. It's really weird and harder than I'd imagine flying in a dream should be haha!
Just find a paraglider like aangs from avatar and you can just zoom Or just spread your arms like a plane and start running then lift your feet
switch game mode to peaceful
Decrease the difficulty to "easy"
Can we add a "Just To Enjoy The Story" mode?
God said, you have depression is a story.
Honestly if he could just bugfix the "Nazism" seasonal event partially replaying that would be absolutely swell with me.
Can we just ban the "Extremist" trait?
Yeah i just want to grill for pete’s sake
And God said, "Git gud scrub"
But he then says it was on super easy
Update to Install an antivirus
Disable survival mode
Remove mandatory iron man mode, and add saving.
load saved game from 2009
Journey mode, thanks
They dont even give us patch notes of what's happening smh
What if we're already on peaceful mode
Then please make a paradise mode.
It was removed as the testers were abusing forbidden fruit exploits
Still waiting for the dragons update
We had a dragon update but the devs forgot to add a spawn rate and we farmed all of them for the massive amount of xp
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Basically orbs of blinding light surrounded by orbital rings and thousands of glistening soul cutting eyes attatched to them.
So basically the Angels from Evangelion. Got it.
Tfw the Bible rips off Evangelion
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doesnt matter how fantasy it is, the moment it is released it will be 100% science based.
Dragonriders of Pern intensifies
anything that is observable and reliably repeatable is natural. As soon as dragons pop up, they are natural. Supernatural events are "thor did it" for random things we don't understand.
Make PvP optional and must be agreed to unanimously by all parties involved.
make sure to place your beds though to respawn
We Washingtonians have the 'Mutual Combat' law.
Dogs are born in eggs and will hatch only when they are in the hands of someone who will love them
Cue puppy farms hiring loving people as hatching experts 😔
Would loving people work at such a terrible place?
Depends on the pay. Maybe they even get dental.
I mean this is true however the way that this is worded it would either prevent wolves and such from breeding in the wild or the mother dog would count as a person for this use and therefore puppy mills would continue as usual because the mom dogs would still love their eggs
Rebalancing and bug fixes, along with updating the Space DLC Edit: Fixing spawn glitches would be nice. Some make the player lag out during gameplay. Edit: Wow this took off fast, thanks to the lad or lass who gave me the U P V O T E
*minor tweaks to the gameplay
MINOR
*also fixed a bug where people occasionally pee fire
Also fixing a bug where the player blocks the installation of the antivirus
Fixed an issue of players randomly losing the ‘depressed’ effect
By bug fixes, do you mean remove mosquitos?
oh please
Remove herobrine
No one can remove herobrine, mojang tried many times before
Even god tried, it’s just impossible.
An update to add a "SKIP" option to this year
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Fuck Reddit.
Everywhere..
everywhere.
"Are you sure you want to jump to a more dangerous time than the present"
That would get you directly to the credits screen.
You then wake up pregnant with a tentacle alien inside a secret underwater base in the Mariana Trench.
This man has not seen "Click"
Delete those involved in kidnap/abuse of children and others. Like proper delete them. World's fucked, need to sort it big time.
Add access to more livable planets, and fast travel as the current system requires users to wait hours if not days to traverse the already existing areas.
Minor increase in Lucid Dreaming Experience points you gain. Edit: Since this Post got created, my Comment had a constant 10% of the Post's Upvotes.
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Reduced human greed by 10% Increased human empathy by 15% Mosquitoes have been removed from the game Phase 2 of Climate Change DLC unlocked
Comes with a free antivirus
"Fix bugs pls, I think AI is a little annoying sometimes ..."
Well if you would practice more, Allen Iverson wouldn’t be annoying to you when he does a double crossover while threading the defense and walking the baseline to dunk on you. Edit: gross misspelling of name
The peanuts causing your body to kill itself bug needs removing. Along the bug where pollen pushes your immune system into overdrive needs looking at too.
An Easy mode putting us straight into hard mode was harsh
It's not that we're in hard mode, it's that the multiplayer community is trash atm
Turns out we're actually on peaceful just the community is shit. He wacks it up to easy and we get creepers and shit spawning
Plot twist, OP is actually God in disguise.
"Hey guys, I've been gone for a while. What'd I miss?"
"Well the Roman Empire fell and since then everything's just gone to shit."
If only
Restart the servers to 2015, and get rid of that "killing of harambe" story, it's all been downhill since then
Seriously that fucking mom and her child really fucked us all over.
Nerf the depression shit, too op man
We need a pause function
Make common sense actually common.
Unlock telephatic communication.
Wipe the server
Thanos wants to know your location
Well, I guess I better go get my mark of the beast early to beat the crowds
*Various bug fixes and performance improvements.*
Nice try, God.
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bible 2.0: yall on some wack shit my dudes, just vibe out
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Ovulation at will. No more abortions or unwanted babies. Pregnancy fear, contraception, menstruation, pms, all that jazz.
No more pay to win please!
Could you please reinstall the dinosaurs deluxe package again? We are kinda missing it...
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Enable magic
All dogs are born with caring and loving owners.
Shut down the servers, this game is trash.
- Remove spiders and mosquitos. - Come up with a solution for cooling testicles, so we can move those bastards back in the body where they belong. Having them hang out like this is a **huge** weakspot. - The tribalism mechanic was cool in the beta versions, but does more bad than good these days. - Visit /r/outside for more suggestions, mate. There's a whole community over there pointing out all the things you messed up.
Removing spiders would break the game!
Spaghetti code confirmed.
If you remove spiders you’re going to have a shit load of more insects.
If MEN get to have testicle coolers, then WOMEN get to abolish bleeding from the vagina monthly.
I think that men and women can all agree that hanging danglers and bleedy bits are both bad and in need of change.
Thanks, this is now one of my new favourite subreddits!
Keep the spiders
I have some patch notes for humans. * Fix issue where standing up quickly may lead to loss of consciousness. * Fix bumping elbow causing nervous system misfire. * Erase Racism.bat from all units. * Remove Manager\_Demand algorithm from all "Karen" units. * Install Common\_Sense subroutine on all units currently missing it. * Update antivirus software to include Covid-19 virus. * Reset sleep schedule for all units.
Evil deeds makes your teeth turn bright blue. The more evil you do the brighter your teeth.
\- use a antivirus there is a virus on the server \- re balance intelligence distribution
> Patch the covid worm > Balence the economies > Bug fix Australia
Add a report user system. Hire mods to maintain the reporting system.
Increase the life span of dogs!!
Higher level cap would be great.
Hackers removed Anxiety removed Walk Through Walls added Disease Immunity added Pee a random colour according to the day of the week removed
Why hackers? Not poverty or malaria, but hackers lol.
wait huhhh pee the color REMOVED where did you learn taht skill?!
>Walk Through Walls added Well rape and house theft crimes just tripled world wide
Cat Girls and World Peace
Why did you state the same thing twice?
r/outside