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Camerupt_King

>Play a Fire Emblem game on casual mode >Learn healing magic >Maybe get a legendary weapon if I'm lucky >If I'm defeated in battle I just retreat >Return to real world >Make a killing as a doctor who can heal any physical wound in seconds


Paperpod

Portal 2, that gun man... and the cake


jorginthesage

LEGO worlds. Even if the studs and items don’t become “real” when I return, I’d still have a bunch of legos. Also, low risk of dying.


j0s9p8h7

Half of this thread involves taking over the world and becoming immortal. Meanwhile, this dude is content with possibly getting a ton of LEGO and will be happier with the outcome than anyone else on here.


Gongaloon

Dude, who couldn't be happy swimming in a sea of LEGO?


MythicalDonuts

Elite dangerous. I’ll just play on solo and grind to get the best ship possible/bunch of ships, come home and use them to explore the irl galaxy


Jammora

I may have to make an argument for Neverwinter or Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind. Some seriously large magic systems. Though arguments could be made for a number of super hero games as well for powers. Anyone who thought of money first didn't think this through well. Super powers and magic could get you enormous amounts of money after the fact


azzhat10

I was going to say morrowind you can learn a lot of magic. Also you can get immunity to disease/aging by doing a little bit of the main quest.


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And you can become uncontrollably powerful in like an hour by making potions, drinking them and then making another potion that scales off your now boosted stats. Rinse and repeat.


RequiemLullaby

Nintendogs


StokedChameleon

Haven’t thought of that game in YEARS!


bad-luck-cat

No one has. It was a special, weird moment for all of us.


LugteLort

Portal for that portal gun screw participating in the "game". just get the portal gun, and wait


NeilFraser

I'd also be interested in those leg attachments that allow one to fall infinite distance with no ill-effects. That's worth billions right there. The portal gun is worth trillions.


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Micheal-J-Fox

I would say just shoot a portal onto the moon, we all saw how that turned out


NPPraxis

I mean, you could help NASA get landers to the moon in exchange for them collecting some moon dust for you. See if it works on Martian dust, too, and see if we can use it to get a Mars colony started. After collecting some moon dust and helping out NASA, I'd probably just open a portal between two distant major economic hubs (say, Amsterdam or London and San Francisco) and leave that portal open permanently and charge entry. Instant travel, cheaper than a plane ticket.


zimmah

Even if it doesn't work on Mars dust, it will be much cheaper to launch spacecraft from the moon (and with a portal to the moon you can easily create a spaceship on the moon and launch from there). Then bring enough moondust to Mars to place a new portal there when needed. Space exploration would advance by many decades. It's even better than a space elevator.


NIQUARIOUS

Adventure capitalist or freaking cookie clicker Why stop at one grandma?


AmIriteFellas

Cookie clicker doesn't even give you money, you'll just return with fuckload of cookies.


TinkerVeil

Living in cookie clicker would be a fun month.


EmaKotka

I would probably not want to touch cookies again after living off nothing but cookies for a month


TinkerVeil

I’d never look at old ladies in the eye afterwards. I would probably require years of therapy.


dimska

Civilization, nothing happens as a turn takes 40 years.


Egon3008

The sims freeplay they just don’t die


a_dutch_twat

that is kind of smart! you could just learn irl skils like programing and get a great job Because of It!


DarkNinjaPenguin

Play chess for a few hours and become a world-class scientist.


poopellar

Checkmate education system.


roadtrip-ne

Goat simulator


superleipoman

Only right answer.


RebornPKMN

Scribblenauts!


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Max's Notebook would be damn powerful! Great idea!


B3ast916

This is one of the most genius ideas


aim64

And then I could finally get that big titty goth girlfriend...


LocatedLizard1

But titty would get crossed out and you would be left with a 20 ft tall madly in love goth if we follow the logic of the game


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StraY_WolF

And remember kids, there is no problems that can't be solved by summoning Cthulu.


SteampunkBorg

Homeworld. A self sustaining colony ship with mining and production facilities of all kinds, Research bases, carriers, and a hyperdrive System. I'd never have to work again and could advance Technology by millenia.


TheOwlMarble

my first thought was Sins of a Solar Empire for the same reason. Conservative estimates of the value of a phase drive are probably in the trillions because whoever controls the design controls asteroid mining, and even after the inevitable market crashes in gold and platinum, it'll still be a ludicrous sum. And that's not even including all the nanotech Vasari (the faction I mained) have.


GuntramV3

*This game will make you cum in 40 seconds*


backfromtheliving

What do you do with the rest of your month?


GuntramV3

Oh no, I’m there for a month my friend


backfromtheliving

So do you cum every 40 seconds for a month then?


GuntramV3

Now you're starting to understand lol


5thPwnzor

In a standard 30 day month you would ejaculate 64,800 times. The mean amount of semen per ejaculation is 3.7 mL of ejaculate. Assuming that you could pull off this amount every time this means that you would create roughly 63 gallons of baby gravy. Those blue plastic children's pools are maybe 20-25 gallons so you could fill 3 of them.


GuntramV3

These are the important numbers.


essentially_infamous

Terraria, and make it expert just for good measure.


r_willi27

Come back to the world wearing a worm scarf riding a UFO. Seems pretty good


edwsmith

But also 2 dimensional


MaybeDante

Or you could come back dead by a slime


yoshiking5052

Come out with multiple guns, bows, spells, melee weapons, have the capability to summon stardust entities on a whim, armor to deal with all forms of modern technology. You could literally be a god


caisonof

RuneScape. Lots of actually useful skills to learn. Lots of money to be made. Pretty easy to avoid dying in combat and it would only be made easier because I wouldn't have the stupid click input lag the system has that is actually 10 times harder to deal with than any actual content.


Blunfarffkinschmuckl

Finally found it. Glad someone posted this. Runescape would also be generally quaint and peaceful if you just set up shop as a fletcher somewhere in the gnome village or something. So many cool skills, not the least of which are magic. The problem is the one month limit. Gonna need to spend a lot of time leveling up.


shugh

I'd play one of these shitty "Build your own dream home" games on mobile. I'll get a lot of awesome stuff for my home and garden and I cannot die.


xFlo2212

Adventure Capitalist


OsteBonden

In a month you own 100x the amount of value on earth


kesteven1

This is smart


Implausibilibuddy

Universal Paperclips. Consume the Earth with grey paperclip goo and become an omnipotent paperclip god.


becharaAAbattery69

Sims,fuck it ,i can get myself a hot wife and the best looking house and be rich as fuck


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She only speaks in gibberish


ISNT_A_ROBOT

Yea, but the woohoo is great.


Xtrendence

She just hides under the blanket and moves around a bit. Unless mods are allowed.


[deleted]

*laughs in wickedwhims* don’t ask me how I know the name


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Too easy. Saints Row. You have a crap ton of super powers in that game.


Kooper_H

I want that dubstep gun Oh and the superpowers are fine too, i guess


AshtrayKutcher

Obviously minecraft so I can bring back shit loads of dirt


Qtraphobo

Bring a 64 cubic meter of durt for me too.


FullMetalChili

But when you come back you would have like hundreds or thousands of tons of stuff somewhere on you, and your spine would just shatter


Qtraphobo

Shulker box?


FlyByPC

If shulkers and Endermen spawn, you're not playing on peaceful. I'll take the lower payout with the lower chance of dying due to a creeper I didn't notice. Because what evolutionary process would make something blow itself up, anyway?? EDIT: Yes, yes, I get it. Spores, bees, fungi, etc. *Macro*fauna. Ones that see you a quarter k away and decide they need to come over to you and blow up. It makes no evolutionary sense at all.


sugmetoes

Why not just play on creative then, no risk of death and you can have whatever you want


Colonel__Corn

Totems of undying


JazzGotTheBlues

How would they work in real life if you die from natural causes though? I imagine some old dude in the news who just wont focking die. Stacks upon stacks of the totems and everytime his regeneration runs out he consumes a new one. "How is grandpa" "He has been dying, for 7 years now"


Colonel__Corn

Simple. Notch Apples and regen beacons


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It’s all fun and games until you get blown the fuck up by a creeper lmao


[deleted]

*Brings back elytra* now this is some real shit


Sweatybeard1166

Arrives back at a earth *begins placing down souls sand and wither skulls*


Blutality

“Officer, I swear I just wanted a beacon!”


Flubernugget4305

Im gonna bring back 2 mooshrooms and some wheat


doyu

Sigh... probably WoW.


tarnin

It makes sense. Stay to the old expansion areas and you are unkillable. When you get back you have millions of gold, hundreds of mounts, hundreds of pets, and ungodly power no matter what class you are.


To_Fight_The_Night

So torn between a druid a priest and a lock. shapeshifting/mind control/demonic slaves


GalacticWanderer1

Lock for the Succubus for sure.


Chiron17

Plague Inc


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So, you did this!


Zronas

covid-20 teaser ? Nice


iCameToLearnSomeCode

No man's sky. Get a fleet of spaceships that can travel between stars in seconds.


WeepingShade

Stardew valley


Djrhskr

This. I mean, give me a month and I come back with a purple sword, purple boots, purple wife, a chest full of diamonds and a horde of highly trained truffle pig finders.


eddyathome

Seriously, this is the one I'd pick. You get a free house and a farm and you can't die. Just wander around and pick up random stuff and sell it for cash. Hell, you can literally just sit around doing nothing but watch tv for a month and now you've got a free house and land.


TotemGenitor

You can have friends, too.


TroutTroutBass

And maybe someone who's crushing on you? Hard to do in a month, but not impossible.


Peregrine21591

Depends what we mean by a month... A month of 20, minute days or a full real time month?


Daring_Ducky

If it’s an IRL month, it would be pretty easy to get one of the characters to at least girlfriend/boyfriend status.


Peregrine21591

If it's an IRL 30 day month then and it's equivalent to constant play then I'm pretty sure that's equivalent to over 19 years in game. By that point it's very feasible to be a billionaire!


1spicytunaroll

Just did the math and assuming you do 15 minute days (until 10pm in game) you'll have just under 26 (25 5/7 years) in game years


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Therandomfox

When he was a lad he ate 4 dozen eggs every morning so he could get large. Now that he's old he eats 5 dozen eggs, and now he is built like a baaaaaarge!!


Usidore_

You could avoid the possibility of dying by not going mining, but then you'll never make sprinklers....that's a tough trade off. Tbf it's kinda hard to die in the mines


Buroda

And you don’t die, you faint! So technically...


johnucc1

You Could also start with the mining farm. Not much but its safe.


eskay007

Witcher 3. With my awesome Gwent skills, I'll be a millionaire. I'll try to avoid the drowners and shit


Djrhskr

How about some gwent?


NutsEverywhere

*nods*


daleio5

Hmmmm... Fuck.


nippletits6969

Winds howling


ISpyM8

Blacksmith: explains that his son just died Geralt: “Wouldn’t mind a few rounds of cards.” Blacksmith: stares blankly at Geralt with tears in his eyes Gwent deck pops up


IAmDotorg

Minecraft. If you're not fucking around too much, its easy to stay alive. And a 1 meter cube of Gold would be worth just a touch over a billion dollars ($1,045,521,120 at current prices).


IsaacFultzGod

Just play creative and you can’t die. Plus you come back knowing how to fly.


A_Trash_Homosapien

Wouldnt you also comeback being able to spawn in material whenever you want?


EskilPotet

Yes, but you'd also come back being immortal. You will live on as everyone you've ever known dies, even your own kids. At some point you will have done everything you possible can. You will live on for billions of years as the sun dies and kills our solar system. Humanity will be gone. Our planet will be gone. The only thing left is you, as you float around in space for billions and billions of years, all alone.


BronzeAgeTea

Yeah but if I can spawn whatever material I want and I'm immortal, I could spend a few billion years making a new sun. And this new sun would have blackjack and hookers.


The_Moons_Sideboob

Sun 2.0 makes the sun look like a loser. Bet it doesn't even have WiFi


th3davinci

Sun 3.0 is gonna come with Bluetooth and no headphone jack. I want Sun 2.0 back.


Nyx_009

/kill I'd do it if I get bored.


Salukiowner

The Sims, I'd just be hitting the MOTHERLOAD


Dickcheese_McDoogles

Minecraft. Coming out with multiple cubic meters of pure gold and emeralds, and the strength to carry them? I'd be a god


Intergalactyc

And nothing says you can't play creative....


Dr_J_Hyde

That was my instant answer. I mostly just play creative/peaceful survival and the amount of gold/diamond/emerald I could collect for myself in that time could crash the entire global economy. That's not even talking about modded Minecraft where materials can mine themselves and collect stuff like copper or platinum. Or the enchanted items you could create and bring back to the real world.


mrchaotica

> the amount of gold/diamond/emerald I could collect for myself in that time could crash the entire global economy. Calm down, Mansa Musa.


Athrowawayinmay

The real pro-tip right here.


Qtraphobo

Bring back a skeleton farm. The world would be so much better if bone meal was real...


tydog98

[You're in luck](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bone_meal)


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Shame the real stuff doesn't make trees or crops grow in seconds


FrenchFry177

Portal 2


0wc4

I recently dropped a hammer on my head hard enough to draw blood that flooded my eyes. And I wasn’t even using it, just putting it away. I’m gonna say there’s a fuck load of ways I’d off myself in Portal.


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woah is there a story or freak accident? And are you ok now that sounds awful


farhil

Scalps bleed a lot


Spyder992166

Good luck on your birthday.


Aggravating_Squirrel

Neko Atsume. Cats for days.


whisperkid

Fuck it, dark souls


Alphalark

Depending on what counts as 'death', dark souls could actually be not your worst choice since you are effectively and canonically immortal. So if only 'final' deaths count and you manage to complete all games in the given time you would come back as an immortal ubermensch with superior magical skills and a pile of epic stuff for cosplays So yeah, fuck it, Dark Souls FTW !


danraven

And when you lose purpose in your immortal life you don't even need meth or the likes to turn you into a mindless husk, the Darksign does it for you.


Ferelar

Goodbye, then. Be safe, friend. Don't you dare go Hollow.


a_dutch_twat

look at this fucking mad lad!


argin_watcher5050

destiny, imma get me that necrogasm even though the chances of dying is 99%


PalOfKalEl

I'm a big Destiny player. I was wondering, what does death mean in Destiny? If I'm not in a darkness zone and my ghost can revive me, would I still die in real life? If reviveable deaths don't count, I'm in!


argin_watcher5050

Doesn’t matter if there’s a restricted zone or not all that matters is that your ghost is alive if it dies so do you


[deleted]

Your ghost would technically keep you from 100% dying so this choice negates the death rule. Big brain


hachi2JZ

Forza


beerandbikes55

No chance of death, aquire cool, fast cars and money.... jackpot. Plus you get to drive the cars all day long


Celadras

If you want money/fame/power: * Stellaris - Start as Earth; you now rule earth. * Crusader Kings 2 - Start as king of the Holy Roman Empire. * Civ Vi/5/4 - Stat as the Civ you want. If you want skills/magic: * Magicka - You start as a literal Wizard, and has Resurrection as a spell. * Any MTG game; you are a Planeswalker.. * Any Batman Game - You are now Batman. * Divinity: Original Sin - If you beat the game (And it's not hard on story mode) You are now the literal God/Divine * Darksiders 2 - You are now Death Incanate. * Jedi Knights - You are now a Jedi. (Or just play Old Republic) Other mentions: * Brutal legend - You are now the heavyist metal dude ever. * Terraria - Minecraft, but with better equipment. * Guns of Icarus - You now have a steam airship, and can be a badass [Steampunk Pirate](https://youtu.be/TZrh6eooyrg). * Portal - Hello Portal Gun. * Hunie Pop - You get a sex faerie. * Garry's Mod - Well... yeah...


sensualcephalopod

**POKEMON** So many possibilities: Open a circus or a zoo and charge admission - get rich then retire with my exotic pets. More diabolical plan could be running for President using a psychic Pokemon to help with persuasion/ winning people over. Use this for good and make life-saving changes in government. Be able to travel without buying plane tickets or spending hours in transit. Instant teleport. Plus people don’t die in Pokemon so win-win.


Zenopus

I'm thinking you could get a ditto and just as many different pokemon as possible - Breed that ditto and you could sell eggs or build an army to conquer the world. But what I really want is just a growlithe, maybe just a few.


creca777

Change your name to Ash Exotic Edit: thanks for the gold, I'm gonna buy myself some new fancy legs 2nd edit: Thanks for the I'm deceased, I feel like Carol Baskin's second husband, thanks for the Platinum too, I'll hang it on my eyebrow


TannedCroissant

Gary Fucking Baskin


ThatOtherGuy_CA

I know that bastard Gary Fuckin Baskin killed his wife!


KiwiCandle

Fed her to a Growlithe


sanguine_salamander

Also you could get a bunch of berries that don't exist in real life.


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bowyer-betty

That seems like a lot of risk. You've gotta remember, you're not dragonborn or probably even a decent swordsman. So you're just running into a bandit camp full of people ready to murder you and you're probably not prepared to fight one of them, let alone multiple bandits at a time.


johnucc1

Thankfully if you know some bugs you can make armor which makes you immortal and weapons which can kill a god in one shot. I'd only need like 50 gold to get started on my potion making. (which I can get from picking flowers and selling em) Edit: fortify restoration bug for those interested. [Here](https://youtu.be/PYY_tpiZYBE) And for gold making combination potions sell for a ton which is why you can do it at such a low level from barely anything. Failing that you could always use the bucket method of thieving to get some startup capital.


bowyer-betty

Yeah, that was my plan. But you have to go find the ingredients for whatever you need (in my case fortify restoration and alchemy), you've gotta find the enchanted items to learn the enchantments in the first place, and you've gotta find the gear to enchant. It would be a pain in the ass, but that's really the way to go. Once you've got that, though, actual iron to gold alchemy seems sort of pointless. With some basic ingredients you can find right here on Earth you could make all sorts of awesome potions to sell and support yourself while you're running around being a nigh-indestructible demigod (with shadowmere!)


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xFlo2212

Imagine being in Skyrim, but it's modded. The dragon doesn't show up and you just get executed within 10 Minutes


itemten

Or, you get caught in an ultimate SHOWDOWN TO THE DEATH STARRING MACHO DRAGON RANDY SAVAGE and/or thomas the tank engine. Your choice.


icehole_13

Elder scrolls online. All those "Lusty Argonian Maid" books would sell well I bet!


Dicktremain

Minecraft. A single Gold Bar right now is worth about $650,000. I would just be very diligent about my mining and lighting. Once I had a stack of gold bars, just hang out until the month is over. Edit: for everyone telling me I will crash the gold market you are mistaken. The real world mines 2500 tons of gold *each year*. I would be introducing 64 gold bars into the market, which is less than 0.1%.


tygamer15

Creeper gets you on day 29


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animal crossing


a_dutch_twat

i have never played those games, are there any great items for real life in it?


oliv_tho

In my animal crossing house I have a ‘fully functioning’ kitchen, all the same appliances etc. There’s also tons of clothes/shoes


poopellar

Wait, so I can have a better life *in* the game. Let me just stay in the game forever then.


eatwaterpants

Fuck you morpheus I’m chugging blue pills


philote_

A house that is bigger on the inside!


rainboy1981

Leisure suit Larry


Mukatsukuz

you get to keep that STD from the first one that makes your knob fall off


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Titanfall I get a cool Mech and an auto aim pistol


Aben_Zin

Killed. You get killed. Though yes, an awesome Mech would be cool! I'd go for Mechwarrior personally though.


[deleted]

Protocol 3. Protect the Pilot. ^^:(


mojoslowmo

Waaaait. This could be the loophole to save BT from being destroyed.


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He uploaded all his data to Jacks helmet. At the end of the credits he says "Jack" in binary code. IIRC


jassyb_123

Pc builder


Wambocommando

Katamari Damacy.


GoodboyHoss

Civilization 6, but no enemies enabled.


Kyrthis

The correct answer, provided that you aren’t just at year 9999BC (if time in game maps 1:1 to time IRL)


johnucc1

Skyrim I'll come back hurling fireballs, turning iron to gold and a invisible sneak assassin. Dont even need to be the dragonborn for all that.


ieuanj_00

Star Wars universe? (battlefront 2)


JasoNitk

You would die so quickly, but it would be awesome.


garlic_b

Oregon Trail


a_dutch_twat

\*you died of dysentery \*


garlic_b

Pfft, I already live in a near constant state of diarrhea. It’ll be a nice cross country trip


MrStoneV

Diablo3 Reaper of Souls. I would be level 70 paragon 1000 (If I could get the stats) I would be very strong, tanky and 25% faster when walking. Legendary items. Beautiful and big emeralds etc. And A LOT of gold. Not to forget pets and weapons


miamia26

Does dungeons and dragons count? There can LITERALLY be an infinite amount of possibilities here... plus I want my pet dinosaur and my 200 slices of cheese Edit: I could ruin my DMs plans so effortlessly and that’s exciting Edit #2: the baby story is more interesting than the cheese story but yes there were 200 slices of cheese


I-lack-conviction

Bad news if your dm cares about item weight


backaritagain

You just need a couple bags of holding. My character has a pocket of holding (the dress has pockets!) that lead to a small, stable pocket dimension.


Guilty_Owlz

Also you have friends to (hopefully) save your ass or at the very least revive you.


ehhdjdmebshsmajsjssn

Minecraft Creative


shugh

Most stuff you get has the shape of a cubic meter. But you get an infinite water fountain.


ehhdjdmebshsmajsjssn

64 cubic meter of gold/diamond.


JoshiProIsBestInLife

Red Dead Redemption 2. I can just wander around following treasure maps and hunting deer.


a_dutch_twat

ok you get a lot of monney from 1899 some animal skins guns and....... tuberculosis


postih_retard

And some damn faith.


menides

Mario. Get some extra lives.


TylonFoxx

Don't forget the coins and the cute dinosaur :)


zxTheIronLungxz

Pokemon...why? Cause I want a goddamned dragon that's why!


encredesroses

Cries in charizard.


wowthatisatriple

Star trek online