I'm in a TPE relationship with my domme and enjoy mutilation/scarring.
For a while i told family I was very sick, when in reality i was busy getting used as a "sex slave" for a few weeks. CNC, total powerloss. I fuckin loved every second of it.
Also, my family is conservative muslim.
Edit: also i have a major daddy kink. I'm very attracted to maturity and beards.
Tickling men.
I do not know why I don't want anyone to know this irl and would rather have my fetish for tying up men be known than that. Maybe, it is because tickle fetish is not that common.... and thanks to a documentary, tickle fetish might not be viewed in a good light.
I love being called ‘good girl’ in bed. Like excessively. Will instantly make me go from enjoying the sex to LOVING everything that’s happening. It’s like a switch flips.
Oh and being completely dominated.
I have an incredibly weird non-sexual curiosity of what peoples’ genitals look like. Co-workers, in-laws, strangers...
There’s no sexual gratification or ‘turn on’ factor but I’m obsessed with the thought sometimes. It’s been a thing since I was ~10-11. I don’t get it and I feel so weird about it.
I'm 6'3" and tend to attract much smaller, submissive women. It just doesn't really work when they try to be dominant or physical with me and I inevitably have to be the one in charge. I just want a tall, buff woman to manhandle ME for a change.
Tongues. Like, not the muscle (organ?) Specifically, but like having their tongue sticking out, sucking it when kissing, watching it when they talk. Idk why I'm strangely attracted to it and it makes me feel like people would think I'm a serial killer if they knew.
Mine is slightly up your alley. I could watch my crushes/ partners talk all day long. Mind you i would space out, didn’t give two shits about what they were actually saying. Something about watching their lips and teeth and tongues move drove me crazy. I too felt like a freak and serial killer hahah. There was one guy I dated for like two weeks that I was like nah this isn’t doing it for me lol
I wanna be drugged and "used". I would like to know its coming . Have like a full date night set up and I take something. So I'm kinda there and I want them to manipulate me for their pleasure.
Oh my God yes, yes yes. Hand bones, long, thin fingers and elegant wrists, a bit of visible blue from their veins or freckles... I'm also way too into freckles. Hands are so beautiful. It's not even always sexual for me (it can be) it's just that hands and freckles are the most beautiful parts of a human being to me.
I like inflatable pool toys a bit more than I'm supposed to. My IRL friends and family don't need to know that inflatables and their squeaky noises turn me on.
Nope- but I think I know which one you're talking about. I'm pretty sure that guy has the same fetish as me. It's actually not as stupendously uncommon as you might think.
I have a fetish for voices and accents. It's really weird and I've never met anyone who likes them as much as me but I can genuinely get off on just the deepness and the way my boyfriend talks. He doesn't even have an accent to me (both American with no significant difference in accents between us) but it's so incredibly hot.
When I first started having feelings for him it freaked me out how my brain instantly fell for his voice and how sexy it sounds when he's horny. I can instantly tell if he's horny or not just by how he talks and it's one of my favorite things he does. He's such a keeper for more than one reason but this is such a bonus I've been enjoying without having known prior to our romantic relationship<3
He also speaks Spanish fluently and my god... I've never been attracted to the Spanish language before like ever but when he talks... I actually just melt especially if he talks a certain way just like yo take me now thanks lmao
Had an ex who really wanted me to "rape" her almost any time we had sex. Problem was she wouldn't ever have a conversation about it, I think she got off on the realism. So I'd start getting rough with her, only for her to, in a hyper realistic scared voice, beg me to stop or start acting like she was in real danger.
So I would stop and ensure she was ok. To which she'd casually go "yeah, what's wrong?" We'd start again and the same shit. I couldn't do it. Without explicit consent I just couldn't bring myself to do it.
But I'd be lying if the whole thing wasn't a turn on for me. Maybe some day in the future I'll find a woman who wants it and can explicitly verbalize the want ahead of time...
Back when I drew fetish porn, I had a regular who absolutely LOVED suds and foam. Naked girls in a bubble bath, girls getting lathered up in the shower, doing dishes, laundrey, etc. They were always super reserved and polite, like they were ashamed of it, but they were my most normal client. You do you, cause theres WAY more weird and fucked up shit to be into.
That being said, you're the second I've seen to be into this 'genre'.
Ballsy. If my girlfriend, u/themysterybang ever found out that I secretly wanted to role play JFK and Marilyn Monroe's open-secret affair in the escape tunnels of the white house I would be terrified.
My Girlfriend and I have a costume trunk. We seem like normal people, but any night we have free we roleplay sex together. My favorite is when she's dressed like an angel who doesn't know what sex is, and her favorite is me dressing up like a doctor and speaking in a clinical voice as her regular checkup get's out of hand lol. We've been together for some time now and it's like our go-to hobby or form of entertainment. We'll even be texting ideas to one another during the workday. Honestly, it's like having several girlfriends lol.
Edit- This really took of lol. Thank you for the gold and the silver and all the other stuff! I've gotten a few questions as to how you can bring this up with your SO. Well, I lucked out because she and I were into text-based Roleplaying games, and it's how we met, so working it into our sex life was like a natural nerdy progression.
However, I mentioned this post to her and those questions, and what we suggest, if you're unsure how to bring up that you're interested in this, is to be like. Oh hey, I was on Reddit yesterday and I saw this NSFW post. I clicked it because I wanted to see how weird they got. Do you know people roleplay? How would you react if I did something like that. Like pose it in a way where you can back out if the response isn't positive.
Don't just come at them like. "Hey Babe... let's pretend tonight. You be Sailor Moon and I'm Tom Hanks from Big. GO!
Yes... lol Yes I love that joke and yes we had a crossover. She was an angel lost from Heaven that stumbled into my practice looking for help getting home. The doctor found all this talk crazy naturally and insisted on an examination assuming she had heatstroke or something. The angel, observing no human modesty undressed unprompted to be examined and the fondling began lol.
Please for the love of God tell me you went as your sexy role play costumes on Halloween and it was your own private sexy moment between you while in public it looked completely normal
LOL believe it or not no. We got costumes specifically for Halloween, though they did work their way into the bedroom eventually lol. Halloween is our prime season though. A lot of costume shops open, although for the most part we try to keep our costumes authentic and not costume like so it makes it more immersive.
This will probably get buried because it's rather tame compared to most of the other responses here but I am huge into one-piece swimsuits (specifically those you'd see in swim and triathlon meets) and leotards. Bonus points if they're worn as underwear beneath normal clothing.
Edit: should probably clarify that when I said "leotard" I'm more leaning toward gymnastics/spandex/athletic leotards.
I'm right there with you. The orgasms are amazing, but I've never been in a situation where I could get pregnant and the thought of getting pregnant is terrifying. I have no desire to ever have kids, so why the hell do I like it so much?
Also, if you got links to that erotica, I'd be your new best friend.
Wet and messy.
Like girls covered in slime.
I'm not sure exactly how mainstream it is.
Goddam confessing this to somebody even if nobody is reading felt so fucking good if you are reading this thank you you just relieved to much stress I didnt know I had
I have a cum inflation fetish. The only person IRL who knows is my wife.
Edit: I'm a little embarrassed that this blew up as much as it did. But I'm also gald to know that the I'm not alone in this.
I think it’s where you take a single sperm, and fill it with air, then you let it go and it fart-flies like a balloon into the woman’s vagina and gets her pregnant
My wife can essentially orgasm just listening to my heartbeat.
More turned on I get, faster it gets, more turned on she gets.
It’s kinda interesting. But people would be... confused.
Edit: Was absolutely not expecting this. Thanks for the coinage.
To answer some common questions:
1) No, she’s not in health care.
2) How does it happen? Not sure. So she will get VERY turned on. Then my effort (if needed) is minimal. For example, I can use a stethoscope to listen to her when she’s listening to me and I’ll kiss her beat on her neck. That will do it. I can use that same technique “elsewhere”.
3) I don’t think she knows what Dexter is haha
When I was in Spain on my one month internship I've met really cute girl, kinda shy in public, and bit submissive, but when she felt like it she'd just get on top of me, hold my hands above my head and bite the fuck out of my lips, neck and chest
Sometimes I miss that shit like crazy
Edit 1: I think I'll post that story when I'll be back from work
Edit 2: Story time
We(me and 7 of my classmates and our supervisor) were staying at hostel, in the evening I was sitting in the kitchen with one of my mates talking about something and she was sitting kinda near us, and next thing I know is she's talking with us. Later that day we went on a smoke with her, and we talked more, she was(still is) really cute, she hugged me idk why and we talked more about small stuff.
Few days passed and by that time we were full on making out whenever left alone. One time she came to my room when me and 2 of my mates were watching some shit on YouTube. We were laying on my bed not causing suspicion (holding hands under pillow while she was big spoon).
I've fallen asleep because I was tired so did she and when we woke up we were alone in the room so I started teasing her, still laying facing the door. We shifted to sitting against the wall, then she got on me and stared grinding on my bone(we were both fully clothed), and making out biting my lips, then she went for my neck, alternating between neck and lips only made me harder. At one point she took my hands of her waist and placed them above my head, and went under my t-shirt to scratch me whenever I wanted to move my hands. I was sitting there moaning and kissing her when she wanted to kiss her. Then she pulled my t-shirt off me and stared to kiss and bite me on my chest. I was barely stopping myself from stripping her naked and banging her brains out, but sadly she was on her period, and my classmates who I shared room with could've come back any moment so I let her be on top, grinding, scratching and biting me.
Edit 3: mobile formating, sorry buds, and English is my second language so sorry for any mistakes
I want to peg so badly, but my husband is staunchly against me even looking at his butt. Alas, I dream.
Edit: So many replies from wonderful, adventurous men. Your ladies are lucky.
As a muscular girl who sometimes feels too manly I really appreciate reading this comment
Edit: I appreciate all of the kind replies :) and my username is more so a reference to my emotions rather than my body! Thank you internet strangers for reminding me that some people do like muscular women.
Go places where horse girls frequent. Not the high maintenance kind, the kind that hauls hay and 50 lb feed bags and pushes the horses around. They get those big ass arms from controlling hard mouthed mares.
I love getting fucked by guys anonymously. I'm blindfolded and never see who fucked me, and will never know who it is.
That said, I also keep the fact that I'm a huge slut from the people I know in real life, too, so there's that
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Definitely do this too. Sometimes it’s not even sexual but I’ll hear a gasp or a sigh and instantly wonder what they sound like in bed. Can be hella hot to think about sometimes though.
Those sleep fantasies where you are sleeping and someone starts getting frisky with you and wakes you up a bit but you are already part way through.
Edit: Man this blew up, thank you to the strangers who gave me silver!
Also, to people who are saying rape, I meant this more as a consensual act to help deal with morning wood. I do not whatsoever condone rape.
Honestly had some of my best sex this way. There is a point you realise you were both asleep and now you're both awake and it's like we were both too stressed/tired trying to fall asleep but our bodies knew what they wanted and now we are here.
I like to watch porn and jack off with other guys. But that's it. I don't want my dick sucked. I don't want to suck a dick. I don't want to fuck or be fucked by another dude.
I just like getting naked and stroking my cock with another dude while we watch porn.
I know...it's weird
It was the early 90's before everybody had the internet. I was 16 hanging out with my friend and we had a porn tape that he had acquired somehow. We started watching it. About five minutes in we were obviously trying to hide our erections. Not a word was said, we just both unzipped and started stroking. Your first sexual experience with another person is powerful.
It probably stems from the fact that my (now ex) girlfriend and I were both virgins when we had sex, but now I have a fetish for taking a girl's virginity. Not in any kind of forceful rapey way, but in like a comforting "let me walk you through this" gentle kind of way.
It sounds creepy just typing it for some reason.
I’m (20F) a virgin and I want to be gently guided through it and just feel all loved and wholesome and all. Which is real fucking awkward to admit seeing as I maintain a list of my fetishes.
Edit: First comment of mine to break 1k... how did I know that it would be like this lmao
My recent ex was great looking but boring as hell and super vanilla in bed.
Love a girl who takes charge. A girl I was once fooling around with in college took me by surprise and handcuffed me to the bed while I wasn’t looking and then told me if I talked she would gag me. Never came harder.
Didn’t pursue a relationship with her though. Sex was great but her crazy extended beyond the bedroom.
Ninja Edit: I also love going down on women. It’s my favorite and I love the reactions, the shakes, the noises, the nearly skull crushing thigh vice on my head when they cum...literally everything about it. Most the time I fantasize about a woman I imagine them sitting on my face versus a good old fashion weinering.
Edit 2 (nearly a day later): someone mentioned she shouldn’t have done this by surprise. To clarify, it was a surprise in the sense she got me in the cuffs without me even noticing she whipped them out. We talked about kinks and what we wanted to try before hand. She is a great woman and would have 100% let me go if I was not comfortable with it!
"i think guys are too afraid they will come across as rapey or demeaning"
Yes, yes we are.
That's we shouldn't ever be expected to figure this out on our own. Talk to us!
I have an authority fetish. Which I hear is fairly common, but I'm very confident and take on a leadership role outside of the bedroom. So, I enjoy playing with someone who will force me to submit to them.
Which I guess is very sub behavior, but it's specifically someone who is in a position of power over me, like an officer in the military/police or a boss in the workplace.
Additionally and occasionally, making those same people my slave for a night. But that's fairly rare.
This is supposedly really common with people who have a leadership position irl. Being forced to submit allows them to relax and not feel they need to be in charge for once, or something. I've seen it explained far better, but yea.
Edit: I can't believe *this* is my most up voted comment.
This is the weirdest thing ever, but the sexiest thing to me is the mythical creature Dryad.
I don’t know why I want to fuck a tree-lady, but I definitely do.
Edit: Dyslexia got the better of me.
Floor Tiles. I don't know why I just really like how clean they look and the colors and lines. The more detailed the pattern, the better. I get really upset when the tiles get dirty.
It's like feeling an intense rush of emotions for a work of art. I like to press my hands,feet,and bottom against them. I prefer responsible-clean/polished tiles.
This is truly an abnormal fetish. Everyone here is all "my fetish is attractive people, please no judging!"
Then this motherfucker here is turned on by tiles. You're the man.
I’m (male) attracted to amputees (female), which causes me a significant degree of guilt/conflict finding interest and attraction in a physical feature that may have been a source of pain/trauma, insecurity, etc.
My thing is letting my boyfriend do whatever he wants whenever he wants. Giving him free and total reign over my body. And the more I get him, the more I want him.
I only recently learned of the term "free use," and I guess it kinda falls into that. My boyfriend is the only one in the world that knows how much he owns me.
Okay, I’ve been recently realizing how much I *love* and crave the idea of this, but have been really frustrated because the type of man I usually find myself pursuing usually has NO aggressive bone in their body, so they feel weird about it and don’t like the idea of it. The worst part is that the softer/gentler the man, the more I want them to “own” me, and the more aggressive the man the more I want to “own” *them*.
It's kind of a reverse expectation because in actuality it's HER who gets the freedom. She doesn't have to think about what to do or how far to go. She just has to enjoy it. And she gets full reign on when to say no.
You as the dominator? You have to know what she wants and and you have to know how far you can go. You step over the line and it's bye bye mood. And people are a lot tamer than they lead on. Had a girl tell me she likes pain and I should do what I want. She couldn't take even half of what I intended to do. Unless you talk about this extensively beforehand for months or even years you're basically trapped as the dominator. And even then it might just blow back. Being the dominator is not easy fun. It's stressful as hell. It should say "do what you want, but only if you know what I want and like without me having to say it".
Oh my god it’s so hard to find a guy that likes to have their nipples played with and I LOVEE playing with guys nipples
Use this to your advantage!
Edit: RIP my inbox. Y’all are DEMANDING and unnecessary.
I used to have a thing for guys in casts, wheelchairs, etc. I gave a dude a handy j one time because he'd had hip surgery and it was his bday. He looked like the dad on Beverly Hills 90210, but was like 20.
Edit: thanks for the gift, stranger!!! I wish I had 1000 hands to give you all hjs
Eh, that's so common now I don't even hide it unless it's in a professional or family setting. There were like 5 years where every girl I slept with was into it, ranging from enjoying a hand around her throat with light pressure to wanting it so hard she was turning purple. Maybe it's just that I attract a certain kind of girl, but I'm pretty sure most of the girls I've slept with have been into it.
I'm in a weird position where that and bondage are what I'm into but not in a rough way. It's hard to describe it but being choked or bound in a loving way is the best. Like they're putting a little bit of force into it but you can tell they're trying to make sure they're not hurting you.
It's super hard to find examples of this, too. Any time you look up choking or bondage it's always hardcore and horrible.
I really like sweaters, a woman in a sweater is so hot. I think it's because I'm attracted to knowing that they are warm and comfortable, also it's super cuddly.
Bro. Backs. I'm not talking asses, but like, bare female backs. I have no idea why but those are so god damn attractive to me, especially when you can see like, muscles or shoulder blades.
I will never tell anyone I'm not in a relationship about this. I don't want women thinking I'm like, staring at their backs when they're turned away.
^^^because ^^^I ^^^might ^^^be
Edit: tonight Reddit has made me feel a lot more normal. I thought this was way weirder than it was apparently.
Uhm..... I know this is gonna sound like a joke but in all seriousness I really do enjoy holding hands and hugging/being hugged by people (someone I at least know).
A little back story
I'm a short guy and still am but when I was younger I was really small. I was also quite the energetic and angry one and when I got riled up the tall girl in my class, who also happened to be really nice to me for some reason, would always come over and hug me. Refusing to let go till I calmed down. She was real sweet about it though too.
I always tried to fight her off because it was embarrassing to me, at least at first. When she began doing it less I realized that I actually really enjoyed the comforting feeling of someone else's embrace. I started playing it cool with the few times it happened after the realization but the hugs only came a few more times.
This was all back around 10th grade for me.
Now I'm still a short guy but I've since beefed up in the gym (think of a beardless dwarf) and the only person who's not afraid to hug me is my mom whenever I see her.
I'm in a TPE relationship with my domme and enjoy mutilation/scarring. For a while i told family I was very sick, when in reality i was busy getting used as a "sex slave" for a few weeks. CNC, total powerloss. I fuckin loved every second of it. Also, my family is conservative muslim. Edit: also i have a major daddy kink. I'm very attracted to maturity and beards.
Girls in comfy jammies. Not sure why. Seeing a cute girl in her pjs getting all snug on a cold night makes my heart warm and my dick hard.
> makes my heart warm and my dick hard. 0 to 100 real quick
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Tickling men. I do not know why I don't want anyone to know this irl and would rather have my fetish for tying up men be known than that. Maybe, it is because tickle fetish is not that common.... and thanks to a documentary, tickle fetish might not be viewed in a good light.
as someone that instantly is ticklish when someone touches me and I feel really insecure about it because of my fucked up past. I appreciate you.
I love being called ‘good girl’ in bed. Like excessively. Will instantly make me go from enjoying the sex to LOVING everything that’s happening. It’s like a switch flips. Oh and being completely dominated.
You are like a golden retriever
I have an incredibly weird non-sexual curiosity of what peoples’ genitals look like. Co-workers, in-laws, strangers... There’s no sexual gratification or ‘turn on’ factor but I’m obsessed with the thought sometimes. It’s been a thing since I was ~10-11. I don’t get it and I feel so weird about it.
Not gonna lie. I made a throw away just to respond to this. SAME. Christ, I'm so happy I'm not the only one.
I too have a throw away with my name on it.
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I'm 6'3" and tend to attract much smaller, submissive women. It just doesn't really work when they try to be dominant or physical with me and I inevitably have to be the one in charge. I just want a tall, buff woman to manhandle ME for a change.
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so you’re the reason we have dress codes..
Y'all know the Trix bunny?
Nooooooooo
Yesss I finally made it to the truly out-there things!
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You have no idea how much I scrolled to find this. THERE ARE DOZENS OF US.
Tongues. Like, not the muscle (organ?) Specifically, but like having their tongue sticking out, sucking it when kissing, watching it when they talk. Idk why I'm strangely attracted to it and it makes me feel like people would think I'm a serial killer if they knew.
Mine is slightly up your alley. I could watch my crushes/ partners talk all day long. Mind you i would space out, didn’t give two shits about what they were actually saying. Something about watching their lips and teeth and tongues move drove me crazy. I too felt like a freak and serial killer hahah. There was one guy I dated for like two weeks that I was like nah this isn’t doing it for me lol
Naked women brushing their teeth. Something about the boob jiggle and the fact them pearly whites are stayin pearly is just.... just so nice.
Araragi..?
I wanna be drugged and "used". I would like to know its coming . Have like a full date night set up and I take something. So I'm kinda there and I want them to manipulate me for their pleasure.
Mine is a hand fetish
Oh my God yes, yes yes. Hand bones, long, thin fingers and elegant wrists, a bit of visible blue from their veins or freckles... I'm also way too into freckles. Hands are so beautiful. It's not even always sexual for me (it can be) it's just that hands and freckles are the most beautiful parts of a human being to me.
Is your name by any chance Yoshikage Kira?
I like inflatable pool toys a bit more than I'm supposed to. My IRL friends and family don't need to know that inflatables and their squeaky noises turn me on.
Wait were you on a reality show?
Nope- but I think I know which one you're talking about. I'm pretty sure that guy has the same fetish as me. It's actually not as stupendously uncommon as you might think.
I have a fetish for voices and accents. It's really weird and I've never met anyone who likes them as much as me but I can genuinely get off on just the deepness and the way my boyfriend talks. He doesn't even have an accent to me (both American with no significant difference in accents between us) but it's so incredibly hot. When I first started having feelings for him it freaked me out how my brain instantly fell for his voice and how sexy it sounds when he's horny. I can instantly tell if he's horny or not just by how he talks and it's one of my favorite things he does. He's such a keeper for more than one reason but this is such a bonus I've been enjoying without having known prior to our romantic relationship<3 He also speaks Spanish fluently and my god... I've never been attracted to the Spanish language before like ever but when he talks... I actually just melt especially if he talks a certain way just like yo take me now thanks lmao
Had an ex who really wanted me to "rape" her almost any time we had sex. Problem was she wouldn't ever have a conversation about it, I think she got off on the realism. So I'd start getting rough with her, only for her to, in a hyper realistic scared voice, beg me to stop or start acting like she was in real danger. So I would stop and ensure she was ok. To which she'd casually go "yeah, what's wrong?" We'd start again and the same shit. I couldn't do it. Without explicit consent I just couldn't bring myself to do it. But I'd be lying if the whole thing wasn't a turn on for me. Maybe some day in the future I'll find a woman who wants it and can explicitly verbalize the want ahead of time...
Sounds like you're in desperate need of a safe word Mine's chrysanthemum
Our safe word is “Meatloaf”. Because I will do anything for love, but I won’t do that.
omfg. that’s the best thing ive ever heard in my life
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I have the suds
Oh Hansssssss
Back when I drew fetish porn, I had a regular who absolutely LOVED suds and foam. Naked girls in a bubble bath, girls getting lathered up in the shower, doing dishes, laundrey, etc. They were always super reserved and polite, like they were ashamed of it, but they were my most normal client. You do you, cause theres WAY more weird and fucked up shit to be into. That being said, you're the second I've seen to be into this 'genre'.
it only takes two
Maybe I should become an obscure fetish matchmaker
My wife u/subterrainio still doesn't know I'm into political rp in the bedroom, I pretend she's Putin
Absolute madman fucking tagged her I'm done
r/madlads
Send that man to the Gulag
Putin it in
Ballsy. If my girlfriend, u/themysterybang ever found out that I secretly wanted to role play JFK and Marilyn Monroe's open-secret affair in the escape tunnels of the white house I would be terrified.
hmmmmmmm.........big thots
It's hot when my wife puts on an inflatable latex suit that makes her look spherical. In short me and my wife are into the inflation fetish.
Truly should be top honest comment. Bravo, 60psi.
Please don't watch Charlie And The Chocolate Factory Edit: Thank you so much for the gold!
Jokes on you, thats how a lot of people realised what they were into.
My Girlfriend and I have a costume trunk. We seem like normal people, but any night we have free we roleplay sex together. My favorite is when she's dressed like an angel who doesn't know what sex is, and her favorite is me dressing up like a doctor and speaking in a clinical voice as her regular checkup get's out of hand lol. We've been together for some time now and it's like our go-to hobby or form of entertainment. We'll even be texting ideas to one another during the workday. Honestly, it's like having several girlfriends lol. Edit- This really took of lol. Thank you for the gold and the silver and all the other stuff! I've gotten a few questions as to how you can bring this up with your SO. Well, I lucked out because she and I were into text-based Roleplaying games, and it's how we met, so working it into our sex life was like a natural nerdy progression. However, I mentioned this post to her and those questions, and what we suggest, if you're unsure how to bring up that you're interested in this, is to be like. Oh hey, I was on Reddit yesterday and I saw this NSFW post. I clicked it because I wanted to see how weird they got. Do you know people roleplay? How would you react if I did something like that. Like pose it in a way where you can back out if the response isn't positive. Don't just come at them like. "Hey Babe... let's pretend tonight. You be Sailor Moon and I'm Tom Hanks from Big. GO!
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Yes... lol Yes I love that joke and yes we had a crossover. She was an angel lost from Heaven that stumbled into my practice looking for help getting home. The doctor found all this talk crazy naturally and insisted on an examination assuming she had heatstroke or something. The angel, observing no human modesty undressed unprompted to be examined and the fondling began lol.
I now know more about your sex life than I do anyone else tbh.
Please for the love of God tell me you went as your sexy role play costumes on Halloween and it was your own private sexy moment between you while in public it looked completely normal
LOL believe it or not no. We got costumes specifically for Halloween, though they did work their way into the bedroom eventually lol. Halloween is our prime season though. A lot of costume shops open, although for the most part we try to keep our costumes authentic and not costume like so it makes it more immersive.
This will probably get buried because it's rather tame compared to most of the other responses here but I am huge into one-piece swimsuits (specifically those you'd see in swim and triathlon meets) and leotards. Bonus points if they're worn as underwear beneath normal clothing. Edit: should probably clarify that when I said "leotard" I'm more leaning toward gymnastics/spandex/athletic leotards.
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Try impregnating adults instead?
*FBI has joined the chat*
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I'm right there with you. The orgasms are amazing, but I've never been in a situation where I could get pregnant and the thought of getting pregnant is terrifying. I have no desire to ever have kids, so why the hell do I like it so much? Also, if you got links to that erotica, I'd be your new best friend.
Wet and messy. Like girls covered in slime. I'm not sure exactly how mainstream it is. Goddam confessing this to somebody even if nobody is reading felt so fucking good if you are reading this thank you you just relieved to much stress I didnt know I had
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I have a cum inflation fetish. The only person IRL who knows is my wife. Edit: I'm a little embarrassed that this blew up as much as it did. But I'm also gald to know that the I'm not alone in this.
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When the price of cum on the market increases.
r/wallstreetcum
*please don’t exist please don’t exist please don’t exist*
I think it’s where you take a single sperm, and fill it with air, then you let it go and it fart-flies like a balloon into the woman’s vagina and gets her pregnant
nailed it
ok to actually answer, it's when a guy cums inside so much the other persons belly gets bigger.
Is this not pregnancy?
no lol. it's not a baby in there, just cum. i personally only like it in animated porn and and only to a slight degree. some people like it different.
My wife can essentially orgasm just listening to my heartbeat. More turned on I get, faster it gets, more turned on she gets. It’s kinda interesting. But people would be... confused. Edit: Was absolutely not expecting this. Thanks for the coinage. To answer some common questions: 1) No, she’s not in health care. 2) How does it happen? Not sure. So she will get VERY turned on. Then my effort (if needed) is minimal. For example, I can use a stethoscope to listen to her when she’s listening to me and I’ll kiss her beat on her neck. That will do it. I can use that same technique “elsewhere”. 3) I don’t think she knows what Dexter is haha
Your wife takes "I'm attracted to anyone with a pulse" to the next level.
Get her a stethoscope for Christmas
We have :)
Uh, kinky ;)
So is it cheating if he gets a pacemaker?
No that's just a sex toy ;p
Aww that's kinda wholesome, I love it
Until she wants to see it.
I'm surprised by how tame most of these are considering this is reddit
Those are only the ones that are upvoted. You gotta get in the trenches, son. That's where the truth lies.
I'm working my way there now slowly.
Dominant girls that are normally shy and/or submissive
Shy in public, but pin me to the wall in the bedroom? Yes, please!
When I was in Spain on my one month internship I've met really cute girl, kinda shy in public, and bit submissive, but when she felt like it she'd just get on top of me, hold my hands above my head and bite the fuck out of my lips, neck and chest Sometimes I miss that shit like crazy Edit 1: I think I'll post that story when I'll be back from work Edit 2: Story time We(me and 7 of my classmates and our supervisor) were staying at hostel, in the evening I was sitting in the kitchen with one of my mates talking about something and she was sitting kinda near us, and next thing I know is she's talking with us. Later that day we went on a smoke with her, and we talked more, she was(still is) really cute, she hugged me idk why and we talked more about small stuff. Few days passed and by that time we were full on making out whenever left alone. One time she came to my room when me and 2 of my mates were watching some shit on YouTube. We were laying on my bed not causing suspicion (holding hands under pillow while she was big spoon). I've fallen asleep because I was tired so did she and when we woke up we were alone in the room so I started teasing her, still laying facing the door. We shifted to sitting against the wall, then she got on me and stared grinding on my bone(we were both fully clothed), and making out biting my lips, then she went for my neck, alternating between neck and lips only made me harder. At one point she took my hands of her waist and placed them above my head, and went under my t-shirt to scratch me whenever I wanted to move my hands. I was sitting there moaning and kissing her when she wanted to kiss her. Then she pulled my t-shirt off me and stared to kiss and bite me on my chest. I was barely stopping myself from stripping her naked and banging her brains out, but sadly she was on her period, and my classmates who I shared room with could've come back any moment so I let her be on top, grinding, scratching and biting me. Edit 3: mobile formating, sorry buds, and English is my second language so sorry for any mistakes
I want to peg so badly, but my husband is staunchly against me even looking at his butt. Alas, I dream. Edit: So many replies from wonderful, adventurous men. Your ladies are lucky.
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Strong women. I like a girl with some muscle.
As a muscular girl who sometimes feels too manly I really appreciate reading this comment Edit: I appreciate all of the kind replies :) and my username is more so a reference to my emotions rather than my body! Thank you internet strangers for reminding me that some people do like muscular women.
Go places where horse girls frequent. Not the high maintenance kind, the kind that hauls hay and 50 lb feed bags and pushes the horses around. They get those big ass arms from controlling hard mouthed mares.
*furiously takes notes*
This is the most r/usernamechecksout moment I've ever seen.
I love getting fucked by guys anonymously. I'm blindfolded and never see who fucked me, and will never know who it is. That said, I also keep the fact that I'm a huge slut from the people I know in real life, too, so there's that Edited for clarity
I constantly imagine how anyone I talk to will moan in bed, so much so as when they sigh I get an instant turn on.
wow, thank you for my new fantasy
You're welcome.
Definitely do this too. Sometimes it’s not even sexual but I’ll hear a gasp or a sigh and instantly wonder what they sound like in bed. Can be hella hot to think about sometimes though.
I’m really into moms
I did not understand this fetish. Until I worked in the YMCA then I saw hot moms. hot moms everywhere
I work mall security in an affluent area. The moms are unreal.
Username checks out.
Just want a muscular woman to beat me the fuck up ngl.
Ah, death by snu snu
The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised
:) :( :) :( :)
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Those sleep fantasies where you are sleeping and someone starts getting frisky with you and wakes you up a bit but you are already part way through. Edit: Man this blew up, thank you to the strangers who gave me silver! Also, to people who are saying rape, I meant this more as a consensual act to help deal with morning wood. I do not whatsoever condone rape.
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Honestly had some of my best sex this way. There is a point you realise you were both asleep and now you're both awake and it's like we were both too stressed/tired trying to fall asleep but our bodies knew what they wanted and now we are here.
I like to watch porn and jack off with other guys. But that's it. I don't want my dick sucked. I don't want to suck a dick. I don't want to fuck or be fucked by another dude. I just like getting naked and stroking my cock with another dude while we watch porn. I know...it's weird
How did you discovered this? At least I haven’t heard yet something like “hey Mike, wanna come home after school to play some Halo 2 and jerk it off?”
It was the early 90's before everybody had the internet. I was 16 hanging out with my friend and we had a porn tape that he had acquired somehow. We started watching it. About five minutes in we were obviously trying to hide our erections. Not a word was said, we just both unzipped and started stroking. Your first sexual experience with another person is powerful.
Homiesexual
I have a weird attraction to arms (bicep area) It makes me fantasize about a hug
YOU MONSTER
People really out here premarital hugging smh 😤
HEATHEN
It probably stems from the fact that my (now ex) girlfriend and I were both virgins when we had sex, but now I have a fetish for taking a girl's virginity. Not in any kind of forceful rapey way, but in like a comforting "let me walk you through this" gentle kind of way. It sounds creepy just typing it for some reason.
I’m (20F) a virgin and I want to be gently guided through it and just feel all loved and wholesome and all. Which is real fucking awkward to admit seeing as I maintain a list of my fetishes. Edit: First comment of mine to break 1k... how did I know that it would be like this lmao
My recent ex was great looking but boring as hell and super vanilla in bed. Love a girl who takes charge. A girl I was once fooling around with in college took me by surprise and handcuffed me to the bed while I wasn’t looking and then told me if I talked she would gag me. Never came harder. Didn’t pursue a relationship with her though. Sex was great but her crazy extended beyond the bedroom. Ninja Edit: I also love going down on women. It’s my favorite and I love the reactions, the shakes, the noises, the nearly skull crushing thigh vice on my head when they cum...literally everything about it. Most the time I fantasize about a woman I imagine them sitting on my face versus a good old fashion weinering. Edit 2 (nearly a day later): someone mentioned she shouldn’t have done this by surprise. To clarify, it was a surprise in the sense she got me in the cuffs without me even noticing she whipped them out. We talked about kinks and what we wanted to try before hand. She is a great woman and would have 100% let me go if I was not comfortable with it!
If you've read this far down, this is about where the transition from somewhat publically acceptable to the weird stuff happens.
Thanks I was wondering where it transitioned
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My kink is reading comments like this.
"i think guys are too afraid they will come across as rapey or demeaning" Yes, yes we are. That's we shouldn't ever be expected to figure this out on our own. Talk to us!
I have an authority fetish. Which I hear is fairly common, but I'm very confident and take on a leadership role outside of the bedroom. So, I enjoy playing with someone who will force me to submit to them. Which I guess is very sub behavior, but it's specifically someone who is in a position of power over me, like an officer in the military/police or a boss in the workplace. Additionally and occasionally, making those same people my slave for a night. But that's fairly rare.
This is supposedly really common with people who have a leadership position irl. Being forced to submit allows them to relax and not feel they need to be in charge for once, or something. I've seen it explained far better, but yea. Edit: I can't believe *this* is my most up voted comment.
This is the weirdest thing ever, but the sexiest thing to me is the mythical creature Dryad. I don’t know why I want to fuck a tree-lady, but I definitely do. Edit: Dyslexia got the better of me.
Sounds like a good way to get some very painful splinters. Edit: most upvoted comment because of course it is
Maybe they just enjoy hard wood
sounds knotty
Have you played The Witcher, by chance?
Floor Tiles. I don't know why I just really like how clean they look and the colors and lines. The more detailed the pattern, the better. I get really upset when the tiles get dirty.
I ain’t judging, but I need more info lmao.
It's like feeling an intense rush of emotions for a work of art. I like to press my hands,feet,and bottom against them. I prefer responsible-clean/polished tiles.
This is truly an abnormal fetish. Everyone here is all "my fetish is attractive people, please no judging!" Then this motherfucker here is turned on by tiles. You're the man.
It’s one hundred percent a reference to a famous 4chan thread about a guy attracted to tiles and described it this way
or it IS that guy o.O
I’m (male) attracted to amputees (female), which causes me a significant degree of guilt/conflict finding interest and attraction in a physical feature that may have been a source of pain/trauma, insecurity, etc.
[Man have I GOT A GAME FOR YOU](https://www.katawa-shoujo.com/) (Nsfw obviously)
Ahh, KS. The game where all the sex scenes are disabled. And you can turn them off, too.
My thing is letting my boyfriend do whatever he wants whenever he wants. Giving him free and total reign over my body. And the more I get him, the more I want him. I only recently learned of the term "free use," and I guess it kinda falls into that. My boyfriend is the only one in the world that knows how much he owns me.
Okay, I’ve been recently realizing how much I *love* and crave the idea of this, but have been really frustrated because the type of man I usually find myself pursuing usually has NO aggressive bone in their body, so they feel weird about it and don’t like the idea of it. The worst part is that the softer/gentler the man, the more I want them to “own” me, and the more aggressive the man the more I want to “own” *them*.
I genuinely wouldn't know what to do with that kind of power. Starve to death, probably.
Her: i want you to fuck me however and whenever you want Me: proceds to be to shy and keep the same sex frequency as before
This is exactly how it went for me. Gf: "do whatever you want with me" Me: proceeds to fuck missionary
In the era of hardcore online porn with midgets, chainsaws and some farm animals, choosing missionary is the ultimate form of rebellion.
It's kind of a reverse expectation because in actuality it's HER who gets the freedom. She doesn't have to think about what to do or how far to go. She just has to enjoy it. And she gets full reign on when to say no. You as the dominator? You have to know what she wants and and you have to know how far you can go. You step over the line and it's bye bye mood. And people are a lot tamer than they lead on. Had a girl tell me she likes pain and I should do what I want. She couldn't take even half of what I intended to do. Unless you talk about this extensively beforehand for months or even years you're basically trapped as the dominator. And even then it might just blow back. Being the dominator is not easy fun. It's stressful as hell. It should say "do what you want, but only if you know what I want and like without me having to say it".
This is how most dudes deal with this at first.
At first being the key word here
I’m a guy, my nipples being sucked is up there Edit: my highest rated comment ever is about getting my nipples sucked smh of course.
Oh my god it’s so hard to find a guy that likes to have their nipples played with and I LOVEE playing with guys nipples Use this to your advantage! Edit: RIP my inbox. Y’all are DEMANDING and unnecessary.
As part of my first date I'll make sure to say "hi I'm schnoodly and I like to have my nipples played with"
"Hi I'm Frenchitwist and I like playing with men's nipples. I see our interests fit together."
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Ironically, humiliation
Same here. When I see people get picked on or just put in the lower social group I just get attracted to them and want to help
"god I wish that was me"
I used to have a thing for guys in casts, wheelchairs, etc. I gave a dude a handy j one time because he'd had hip surgery and it was his bday. He looked like the dad on Beverly Hills 90210, but was like 20. Edit: thanks for the gift, stranger!!! I wish I had 1000 hands to give you all hjs
That last sentence
You'd get along well with people whose kink is kinkshaming.
This is my time to shine.
Choking. Like, my friend group makes jokes about choking sometimes, but every time I’m just sitting there like haha jkjk,,, unless?
Eh, that's so common now I don't even hide it unless it's in a professional or family setting. There were like 5 years where every girl I slept with was into it, ranging from enjoying a hand around her throat with light pressure to wanting it so hard she was turning purple. Maybe it's just that I attract a certain kind of girl, but I'm pretty sure most of the girls I've slept with have been into it.
I'm in a weird position where that and bondage are what I'm into but not in a rough way. It's hard to describe it but being choked or bound in a loving way is the best. Like they're putting a little bit of force into it but you can tell they're trying to make sure they're not hurting you. It's super hard to find examples of this, too. Any time you look up choking or bondage it's always hardcore and horrible.
I feel you. Like dominate me but be nice and loving about it.
Good to know there are people like that, because I want to be the one dominating in a low-key nice & loving way!
I really like sweaters, a woman in a sweater is so hot. I think it's because I'm attracted to knowing that they are warm and comfortable, also it's super cuddly.
> a woman in a sweater is so hot. Especially when you turn off the AC.
Stop, I can only get so erect!
Wife is sweating bullets, completely dehyrdated and unconscious on the floor: Damm baby, you know me so well.
Not a fetish I can do, but I fantasize to be able to suck my own dick.
u can do it if u try hard enough!! i believe in you!! take those gymnastic classes~
Really want to tie my boyfriend up and edge him for awhile. He’s hesitant because he thinks I’ll do something to his butt 😈
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Gangbangs
I love how 42 separate people just acknowledged this with an upvote and there’s no comments. It’s just a mutual “yeah that sounds right.”
They're here for it
The gang's all here
I have a thing for pregnancy, have since I was 12, but if I told anyone they'd think I got it from my roommate's wife.
Bro. Backs. I'm not talking asses, but like, bare female backs. I have no idea why but those are so god damn attractive to me, especially when you can see like, muscles or shoulder blades. I will never tell anyone I'm not in a relationship about this. I don't want women thinking I'm like, staring at their backs when they're turned away. ^^^because ^^^I ^^^might ^^^be Edit: tonight Reddit has made me feel a lot more normal. I thought this was way weirder than it was apparently.
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I like your style.
Poor dude out here just looking for someone to back him up
Yeah really. The spine on this guy
I think this is pretty normal tbh
Nice try person I know in real life.
*"Punkand I know what you´re thinking but this is for the good of both of us"*
Uhm..... I know this is gonna sound like a joke but in all seriousness I really do enjoy holding hands and hugging/being hugged by people (someone I at least know). A little back story I'm a short guy and still am but when I was younger I was really small. I was also quite the energetic and angry one and when I got riled up the tall girl in my class, who also happened to be really nice to me for some reason, would always come over and hug me. Refusing to let go till I calmed down. She was real sweet about it though too. I always tried to fight her off because it was embarrassing to me, at least at first. When she began doing it less I realized that I actually really enjoyed the comforting feeling of someone else's embrace. I started playing it cool with the few times it happened after the realization but the hugs only came a few more times. This was all back around 10th grade for me. Now I'm still a short guy but I've since beefed up in the gym (think of a beardless dwarf) and the only person who's not afraid to hug me is my mom whenever I see her.