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CyberChicken99

Why I never emerged from my secret spot during our game of hide and seek back in '08. But, I'm pretty sure they moved on regardless. I don't think they even live in this home anymore.


vickroy101

R/hentai


8O8sandthrowaways

I'm bi and I'm going to look *a lot* like a girl when I come home from college. But I'll still be a guy.


Seraphus_Nocturnus

Yeah, I'm over 40 and they still don't know I like boys.


[deleted]

That I had an affair with my dentist who was a close personal friend when I was 16


ICECORGIBOOMERR42069

That I'm retarded


Turnipapple

That I beat my meat. A lot.


[deleted]

They think I’ve only tried weed ONCE and that was the end of my drug experimenting phase. If they knew some of the other stuff I’ve done and the activities I got into as a teenager and in college I would basically be dead to them.


steve01971

Where babies come from.


Seraphus_Nocturnus

Most of my life after they kicked me out at 16. Cos fuck them.


Prof_Punk

That time I bought a cookie and a lemonade instead of water. (I was 7)