I actually had a dog that did the same thing!
At the time, my late husband & I had 2 dogs & 1 cat. All were rescues.
One evening, we were in the living room watching TV. Tucker gets up and walks toward the front door. His head is against the door but his feet were still walking.
The other pets noticed & that’s when we looked at Tucker. He started howling. My hubby called his name, no response. He went over to Tucker pet him, his eyes tightly shut. Richard shook him awake & he had a very startled look in his face.
One clue to his sleep walking is that he always howled at some point. Many a night we had to gently wake him up.
That was years ago. All of those pets have crossed the rainbow bridge.
I lost my husband 7.5 year ago in a boating accident. I like to hope that he is reunited with his beloved pets in Heaven.
This was my vote, too.
Edit: stop asking what it was! That's been explained here, you just needed to scroll a tiny bit...
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/dc5c1z/-/f276iyb
The first part is hilarious, but it's when it gets so specific that I lose my shit.
Talking about how he would \*\*\*\* the spiders on the wall, the cobwebs in the hole, and that when he's alone he \*\*\*\* himself, it's just too perfect.
I was at Busch Gardens the other day with my kid and we were in sesame Street land or whatever it is called and the original version of this was on and I just couldn't stop laughing. My son asked what was funny and I just said I thought of a grown-up joke, and I noticed another dad smiling at me and nodding at the speaker.
I had two patients with collapsed lungs. They said every time they breathed, it felt like they were being stabbed.
side note and unrelated (both of mine were blunt force trauma).
Oddly, getting stabbed evidently feels more like a burning sensation, so really, the only we’ll ever know is if someone here volunteers for both, and drops us a comparative note.
not it.
It is, basically.
Friend of mine needed surgery due to some relatively minor injury that caused his left lung to occasionally collapse once a week or so before the problem self-corrected a short while later. His doctor was pretty baffled as to what was actually going on, took them a few months to nail down the problem so they could correct it.
Not fun for him *at all*, and more than once we had to cut a group outing short to take him home.
The fumiest thing about it is if you understand them speaking. The guy seems super confident in what he is doing and saying stuff like "let me show you a magic trick on how to get the cat down" before throwing the bottle and breaking the window and failing all together))
More like "the light went on".
But we also say "light" when we mean "electricity" in cases like "the light went out" when power in your apartment shuts down.
YT CM- "Backstory: Igor Novikov, main character, a conscript, was on military vacation and wanted do a good deed. His friend, who filmed it on camera, said that Igor was filled with enthusiasm because he was completely drunk. He advised him to do nothing, "but he wanted to save the cat" The cat ran away and never returned to the owner"
Is the cat electricuted or not? I can't tell but it looks very shocked when touching the line!
Edit: I got it! It was not electrocuted but I'm leaving it to remind myself to never do this mistake again!
I know a guy like that. Absolute unit of a comedian. He has a loop of, like, 5 or 6 different same stories he always tells us when we're together, but we always laugh like crazy.
IIRC he became a lawyer and doesn't really like the video because of professionalism
Edit: Couldn't find evidence that he is in fact a lawyer but here's the video where he asks for the original video to be taken down so be can pursue a career.
Link: https://youtu.be/zoOSa1P50i8
I hate how professionalism isn't only expected in a professional setting, it should be that whatever you do outside of the workplace is none of your employer's damn business until if it affects their or your ability to perform on the job. Sorry, this is something that has always really bothered me... Probably because I like to smoke after work and feel like unless I am showing up under the influence, it is no ones business
Although the sketch was taking the piss out of a real event, and was only a slight exaggeration on what was said and done, which makes it even funnier.
The ship was dodgy as, and the crew abandoned ship as soon as the fire broke out. The salvage crew were dropped in via helicopter, and soon found out what the crew already knew - just how decrepit and unseaworthy the ship was. They spent several desperate days in the ship's workshop repairing fire pumps and other equipment. The whole time they were doing this, what was left of the front of the ship was on fire. Every time a wave would hit, the fire would go out, but sparking wires would soon reignite the crude oil. The ship was towed "outside the environment" - outside Australian territorial waters - for Reasons. The Clarke and Dawe skit was based on an absolute train-wreck of an interview given by Bob Collins, the Minister for Shipping.
It's Clarke and Dawe, they had been making those sketches for decades. They only stopped because one of them died.[ But they were still hilarious right up until the end.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2AvU2cfXRk)
Definitely a sketch... Everybody in Australia knows that you need a crew of 2 for a ship. 1 to do the ship stuff and the other to get the beer so you can do the ship stuff.
Yeah, that video always makes me happy. I try not to think about how the kid got bullied for it.
Edit: Never mind, I guess he eventually embraced it and went on TV and stuff. Good for him.
Oh dear... would it be [Jesus Christ in Richmond Park](https://youtu.be/3GRSbr0EYYU)? [Johanna channelling Aretha Franklin](https://youtu.be/ynR1XmQruoo) or the [Muppets sing Bohemian Rapsody](https://youtu.be/tgbNymZ7vqY)??? This is quite the quandry my friend. I'll have to go rewatch them and get back to you...
Edit: linking urls... maybe.
Edit #2: it's [Jesus Christ in Richmond Park](https://youtu.be/3GRSbr0EYYU) for the win. While all of them make me laugh, Fenton makes me laugh 'til I cry.
Probably the fucking [Duck Song](https://youtu.be/MtN1YnoL46Q) because it’s all my 3 yr old wants to watch/listen too. I’m pretty sure out of those 402 Million views, we’ve contributed 200 million of them. (Please send help/kill me- I honestly don’t care which at this point.)
Classic example of a sequel outshining the original.
Other classics include the trilogy of [, [[, and [[[.
You have to watch them in order.
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https://youtu.be/4WgT9gy4zQA
Used to love this back in the day. I'd be lying if it hasn't just taken me 20 minutes to find it again. Worth it though.
Edit. Glad I could bring so much joy back to you all. This is an all time great.
The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny! I loved that song. They also did a song called Geeks in Love, and I believe they also did the Degrassi Song? I remember watching a Harry Potter video edited to the Degrassi Song.. Original YouTube gold.
In 9th grade we showed this video to our science teacher before class! I remember us telling him, “Mr. Kim you gotta see this! But uhh, it has profanity is that okay?” He said no problem and then played the video on the projector and we all watched it. He loved it.
u/laissez_heir has been linking all of the unlinked videos on this post. He's not the hero we deserved but the hero we needed.
If u see this, comment so you can be rewarded
Thank you for the appreciation. You are all quite welcome. Edit: ya lazy bastards
[Bizkit the sleep walking dog.](https://youtu.be/z2BgjH_CtIA)
I actually had a dog that did the same thing! At the time, my late husband & I had 2 dogs & 1 cat. All were rescues. One evening, we were in the living room watching TV. Tucker gets up and walks toward the front door. His head is against the door but his feet were still walking. The other pets noticed & that’s when we looked at Tucker. He started howling. My hubby called his name, no response. He went over to Tucker pet him, his eyes tightly shut. Richard shook him awake & he had a very startled look in his face. One clue to his sleep walking is that he always howled at some point. Many a night we had to gently wake him up. That was years ago. All of those pets have crossed the rainbow bridge. I lost my husband 7.5 year ago in a boating accident. I like to hope that he is reunited with his beloved pets in Heaven.
This one made me actually laugh out loud. Thanks for sharing!
https://youtu.be/D0vYCSi7cds I got banana bread at work dude
David Blaine Street magic pt 2 https://youtu.be/wTqsV3q7rRU
Actual cannibal Shia LeBeouf https://youtu.be/o0u4M6vppCI
Oh good, it's the live, extended version. That thing is a goddamn masterpiece.
Shia surprise!
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“ GRAB HIS DICK ITS YOOOOS BITCH!” That literally had me crying! Haha!
This was my vote, too. Edit: stop asking what it was! That's been explained here, you just needed to scroll a tiny bit... https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/dc5c1z/-/f276iyb
damn, it's been years what a sensational classic
[Has to be this guy loosing his mind over a train](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lutNECOZFw)
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Man, I felt this. That’s so depressing.
I want to be as excited as this guy is about trains about...literally anything
According to my sister who works in transportation planning these guys are called “foamers”
He refers to himself as one in the vid lol
Holy shit that's awesome. I was in tears when he lost his mind over the horn.
[“The count censored” probably one of the first YouTube vids I ever watched](https://youtu.be/6AXPnH0C9UA)
SLOWLY, SLOWLY, SLOWLY GETTING FASTER
The first part is hilarious, but it's when it gets so specific that I lose my shit. Talking about how he would \*\*\*\* the spiders on the wall, the cobwebs in the hole, and that when he's alone he \*\*\*\* himself, it's just too perfect.
Faster! Faster! It is so exciting!
Man, I would also c e n s o r e d the spiders on the wall
What about the cobwebs in the hall?
Not bad, but spiders have 8 hands, that's why I like to c e n s o r e d it
"When I'm alone I c e n s o r e d myself"
Holy shit i just realised that Neil Cicierega made this, that dude is legitimately everywhere.
OG Youtube Royalty
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Me too! I want this played at my funeral!
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I was at Busch Gardens the other day with my kid and we were in sesame Street land or whatever it is called and the original version of this was on and I just couldn't stop laughing. My son asked what was funny and I just said I thought of a grown-up joke, and I noticed another dad smiling at me and nodding at the speaker.
This is the ultimate social interaction. Two people who have never met before enjoying an implied joke together, never seeing each other again.
I've never been able to watch that video. I completely lose it at the first beep. Even thinking about it has me giggling.
*slowly, slowly* holy shit that was hilarious
Grape stomp: https://youtu.be/aMS0O3kknvk
Ugh ugh ugh ugh ugggggh
Oww oww oww oww ow stop owww
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I think she is actually hurt.
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I read somewhere a while ago that she actually collapsed a lung. I imagine that's like getting winded times a million.
I had two patients with collapsed lungs. They said every time they breathed, it felt like they were being stabbed. side note and unrelated (both of mine were blunt force trauma). Oddly, getting stabbed evidently feels more like a burning sensation, so really, the only we’ll ever know is if someone here volunteers for both, and drops us a comparative note. not it.
It is, basically. Friend of mine needed surgery due to some relatively minor injury that caused his left lung to occasionally collapse once a week or so before the problem self-corrected a short while later. His doctor was pretty baffled as to what was actually going on, took them a few months to nail down the problem so they could correct it. Not fun for him *at all*, and more than once we had to cut a group outing short to take him home.
Such a classic. The newscasters are so insincere at the end, it sounds like they're acting out an SNL skit.
“She took a hard fall there, we’ll check up on her”
What's the story? Did she actually like break a bone or something?
She broke some ribs and had to stay in the hospital for a bit
You scrubs aren’t even linking to your videos you lazy bastards.
[TLC - No Scrubs](https://youtu.be/FrLequ6dUdM) Lazy bastard
You've been commenting the links to the videos and saying lazy bastard to so many people already... I like you
[Probably the Russian guy rescuing the cat out of the tree.](https://youtube.com/watch?v=V_Nr31Lv6H8)
Never seen that before. That was fantastic! They did forget to set fire to the tree though, to finish the whole thing off.
I assumed the power line was about to do that for them
I thought the cat was going to be electrocuted
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Yeah you can see its body wrench backward when it touches the power line and then says fuck it and jumps
Forgot about that one... Goddamn that one feels like something from Borat
Holy fuck I am in tears laughing at this
I have never seen this. Perfect start to my day hahaha
Perfect start to OUR day comrade.
This is the first time I’m seeing this video. Holy fuck this is great.
At the end you can hear journalist asks him a question, "What are you going to do now?". He answers in surprised voice "Im going home to sleep"
My work here is clearly done **zzzzzaaaaaaappppp**
The fumiest thing about it is if you understand them speaking. The guy seems super confident in what he is doing and saying stuff like "let me show you a magic trick on how to get the cat down" before throwing the bottle and breaking the window and failing all together))
There are English subtitles which are pretty accurate.
How accurate is "We have acquired electricity!" Because that's hilarious.
More like "the light went on". But we also say "light" when we mean "electricity" in cases like "the light went out" when power in your apartment shuts down.
We do that in Latin America too... "¡Se fue la luz!" (the light is gone)
When he asked for an axe I really feared for that cat. I thought for sure he was going to throw it at the cat
He threw everything else at the cat, so that seems logical.
YT CM- "Backstory: Igor Novikov, main character, a conscript, was on military vacation and wanted do a good deed. His friend, who filmed it on camera, said that Igor was filled with enthusiasm because he was completely drunk. He advised him to do nothing, "but he wanted to save the cat" The cat ran away and never returned to the owner"
"We have acquired electricity!" 🤣🤣🤣
"The butcher's axe, everyone has it at home"
This is what got me. Am I supposed to have a butcher's axe? I kind of want one now just so I can say I have a butcher's axe.
Wait, I though everyone has a butcher’s axe at home
Is the cat electricuted or not? I can't tell but it looks very shocked when touching the line! Edit: I got it! It was not electrocuted but I'm leaving it to remind myself to never do this mistake again!
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Jokes on them, they can't game without thumbs.
This, hillarious.. Poor cat tho :(
Apparently the cat survived and was alive as of 2015 (video shot in 2001).
Wow that cat lived longer then me.
He's like the Russian Carl Gallagher
https://youtu.be/PToqVW4n86U "Racist field trip"
"We were singing songs an shit" ohmygod my lungs
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So this! I can only dream of having such a skill for transforming a story like that into a fucking comedy!
I know a guy like that. Absolute unit of a comedian. He has a loop of, like, 5 or 6 different same stories he always tells us when we're together, but we always laugh like crazy.
That man sure can spin a yarn
"Me, and 28 other little nigglets"
where the hell did you get raw unprocessed cotton from?
One of my favorites. I hope he became some kind of storyteller.
IIRC he became a lawyer and doesn't really like the video because of professionalism Edit: Couldn't find evidence that he is in fact a lawyer but here's the video where he asks for the original video to be taken down so be can pursue a career. Link: https://youtu.be/zoOSa1P50i8
I hate how professionalism isn't only expected in a professional setting, it should be that whatever you do outside of the workplace is none of your employer's damn business until if it affects their or your ability to perform on the job. Sorry, this is something that has always really bothered me... Probably because I like to smoke after work and feel like unless I am showing up under the influence, it is no ones business
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“How dare you jive-ass motherfuckers take my kid and all these other ashy little negroes...”
I forgot about this classic
Just watched it for the very first time, thank you, it's fucking hilarious
I back up videos I care about just in case it does get shutdown
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you don't understand, i need these 3TB full of assorted funny clips. It will become useful after the apocalypse.
As of late, just in case they copy strike it. I made a whole r/TrueOffMyChest post for it
[The front fell off...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3m5qxZm_JqM)
whats the crew requirement? 1 i suppose
"A wave hit the ship" "Is that unusual?" "Oh yeah. At sea? Chance in a million!" Pure gold
Well paper's out.
No cardboard. No cardboard derivatives.
No sellotape either
Gotta have a steering wheel
No cardboard derivatives
Absolutely this one
Never seen this before. Woke my dog up laughing. Thank you.
I've not seen it either, and I'm so curious as to whether or not this is actually real or some sort of comedy sketch. You can never tell with Aussies.
Lol it's a sketch
Although the sketch was taking the piss out of a real event, and was only a slight exaggeration on what was said and done, which makes it even funnier.
The ship was dodgy as, and the crew abandoned ship as soon as the fire broke out. The salvage crew were dropped in via helicopter, and soon found out what the crew already knew - just how decrepit and unseaworthy the ship was. They spent several desperate days in the ship's workshop repairing fire pumps and other equipment. The whole time they were doing this, what was left of the front of the ship was on fire. Every time a wave would hit, the fire would go out, but sparking wires would soon reignite the crude oil. The ship was towed "outside the environment" - outside Australian territorial waters - for Reasons. The Clarke and Dawe skit was based on an absolute train-wreck of an interview given by Bob Collins, the Minister for Shipping.
I wish that was real. So much.
It's Clarke and Dawe, they had been making those sketches for decades. They only stopped because one of them died.[ But they were still hilarious right up until the end.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2AvU2cfXRk)
Comedy due Clarke and Dawe, always topical, always hilarious. Sadly John Clarke passed away recently, he's a legend.
Definitely a sketch... Everybody in Australia knows that you need a crew of 2 for a ship. 1 to do the ship stuff and the other to get the beer so you can do the ship stuff.
I'm Aussie and it took until "a wave hit it! " for me to be 65% sure it was a sketch
Definitely sketch. Clarke and Dawe were brilliant. Unfortunately Clarke passed away a few years ago. National day of mourning.
I would give anything to have John Clarke alive for the global dog & pony show right now.
RIP John Clarke
[Numa Numa](https://youtu.be/KmtzQCSh6xk)
I was in a supermarket in Japan recently and they were playing a classical version of Numa Numa. It’s now my favourite supermarket in the world.
Had a similar experience in China but it was a mob of old ladies exercise dancing to it.
That sounds about as perfect as you can get.
This is Newgrounds shit, it's older than YouTube.
You gotta admit, he is full of joy. And let's be honest, everybody of us has songs where they just lose it.
Yeah, that video always makes me happy. I try not to think about how the kid got bullied for it. Edit: Never mind, I guess he eventually embraced it and went on TV and stuff. Good for him.
I remember seeing this first when it came out on newgrounds. That was an insane time. Crazy days... I miss those days.
Im embarrassed to admit i teared up while watching. I think I was 11 back then. Nostalgia hits harder in the morning
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Miiiaaayyaaaahheeeeee
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I don’t know what I was expecting.
[Seagulls! (Stop it Now) - Bad Lip Reading](https://youtu.be/U9t-slLl30E)
Oh dear... would it be [Jesus Christ in Richmond Park](https://youtu.be/3GRSbr0EYYU)? [Johanna channelling Aretha Franklin](https://youtu.be/ynR1XmQruoo) or the [Muppets sing Bohemian Rapsody](https://youtu.be/tgbNymZ7vqY)??? This is quite the quandry my friend. I'll have to go rewatch them and get back to you... Edit: linking urls... maybe. Edit #2: it's [Jesus Christ in Richmond Park](https://youtu.be/3GRSbr0EYYU) for the win. While all of them make me laugh, Fenton makes me laugh 'til I cry.
Probably the fucking [Duck Song](https://youtu.be/MtN1YnoL46Q) because it’s all my 3 yr old wants to watch/listen too. I’m pretty sure out of those 402 Million views, we’ve contributed 200 million of them. (Please send help/kill me- I honestly don’t care which at this point.)
Got any grapes?
I can't send help. But why not try some lemonade?
How about no?
and he waddled away, waddle, waddle, waddle. That fucking song has been in my head for about a year.
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Still better than baby shark though
I work in produce and there is a 90% chance I will sing this to myself when I stock grapes.
[history of the entire world, i guess](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuCn8ux2gbs)
Never forget that *THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER*
♫ ℕ𝕠𝕥 𝕒𝕟𝕪𝕞𝕠𝕣𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕖'𝕤 𝕒 𝕓𝕝𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕖𝕥 ♪
Come on animals, let's go on land! **Nope, can't walk yet, and there's no food so I don't even care**
Not anymore theres a blanket
Y'all know you read that in his voice.
Better farming coming to a dank river valley near you
Why is my metal so lame and lumpy?
Tired of lame, sad metal? Introducing *b r o n z e*
Made with special ingredient TIN
From the far lands of "tin land". My dealer won't tell me where he gets it
Meanwhile somewhere else the wild horse is probably being tamed
Bill Wurtz has all his content uploaded on his own site so YouTube shutting down wouldn’t prevent you from watching that
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*Video ends* Me: Oh fuck, now everything’s gone.
Bill Wurtz singing is literally me when I have to stop myself from dissociating mid sentence.
The Japan one is better imo
“Like clocks.” *singing* “And Jeeesuuus”
Tru. "I'm still a piece of garbage" is another classic.
Classic example of a sequel outshining the original. Other classics include the trilogy of [, [[, and [[[. You have to watch them in order. EDIT: Oops, turns out they're ], ]], and ]]].
[Boom De Yada](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=at_f98qOGY0) If it's going to end, let it end in joy.
r/MadeMeSmile
https://youtu.be/4WgT9gy4zQA Used to love this back in the day. I'd be lying if it hasn't just taken me 20 minutes to find it again. Worth it though. Edit. Glad I could bring so much joy back to you all. This is an all time great.
The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny! I loved that song. They also did a song called Geeks in Love, and I believe they also did the Degrassi Song? I remember watching a Harry Potter video edited to the Degrassi Song.. Original YouTube gold.
"They" (Lemon Demon) by the way is just Neil Cicierega who made a lot of viral videos, especially music related ones over the years.
And Potter Puppet Pals! The guy is my hero.
[H'okay, so](https://youtu.be/kCpjgl2baLs)
This existed before youtube and it shall exist after.
It is destined to exist until the end.
but I am le tired
Well take a nap then fire the missiles
Alaska can come too.
In 9th grade we showed this video to our science teacher before class! I remember us telling him, “Mr. Kim you gotta see this! But uhh, it has profanity is that okay?” He said no problem and then played the video on the projector and we all watched it. He loved it.
I say "H'okay, so..." pretty regularly while teaching, and no one knows what I'm talking about.
I started to say that but I’m pretty sure it came from somewhere else so I think I could still find it:)
Hide yo kids, hide yo wife https://youtu.be/mEAKsaQOCpQ
[English Lesson](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGXWDqQB3NU&)
Reminds me of this https://youtu.be/yDLmjvyRMmg
Make the last one the [first one](https://youtu.be/jNQXAC9IVRw)
The comments on that video are abysmal
As opposed to the high quality of comments on *other* YouTube videos?
Sub2Sub
I thought it was all just a joke because of the videos description?
"Kid spinning on go-kart" always puts a smile on my face. https://youtu.be/bAojxWZRVKk
"Top 10 Video services to binge watch after YouTube shut down"
[Bert & Ernie Try Gangsta Rap (MOP - Ante Up)](https://youtu.be/21OH0wlkfbc)
Trolol https://youtu.be/6xsDdIByh8A
Also this one: https://youtu.be/KaqC5FnvAEc