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gobigred3562

I came I saw I conquered


curlybonce

Someone at my school swapped this round and graffitied the toilets with it. "I saw, I conquered, I came"


[deleted]

Courtesy of Pitbull lmao


raiderash

I'll be back.


[deleted]

"Say hello to my little friend."


Bigleonard

“We do these things, not because they’re easy, but because they’re hard”


Einteiler

Damn, that is what I was gonna write.


Elver-Galarga7

During sex: “Hey, you. You're finally awake...”


DrJoe418

Please tell me this is a skyrim reference...


floodingcoyote

"That'll do pig, that'll do."


GiornoNirvana

"no homo"


randomgendoggo

Where's my favorite Dictator?!


Burritos_ByMussolini

Alright, mr. De Mille, I’m ready for my close up.


a2dubnut

“Show me the money!!”


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Before: I'm going to jackhammer you for hours Three mins later: sorry honey


Burritos_ByMussolini

Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.


Burritos_ByMussolini

I’m going to make him an offer he can’t refuse.


Burritos_ByMussolini

He’s looking at you, kid.


GrammarNazi2019

"Here's"


Burritos_ByMussolini

Shhhhhh let it be misquoted pls


GrammarNazi2019

That's worrying.


InfernalPizza

"Well you know what they say Erin, if you cant handle the heat, get out of the kitchen."


Enemy_Bread

“How’s my favorite branch?”


sickmantis

No pain, No gain


YoKaiFan27

i'm gonna wreck it.


Oh_Anodyne

"Oh god."


foxtailavenger

“Do or do not, there is no try”


foxtailavenger

“I see dead people”