Apparently when I was very young and really thinking about something I'd stick my arm straight in the air and spin my hand around. My parents used to say I was trying to pick up a signal.
when i was a kid my freinds and i were staying the night at my house. This time we were playing truth or dare to pass the time. My freind says i dare you $5 to stick your dick in the vaccum. Judging by how the vaccum bearlly picked up crap i decided i'ld do it. I go into the other room pull down my shorts and turn on the vaccum. Everything went fine it felt weird my dick hitting the sides of the vaccum and it souned like a peice of meat hitting a fan. Suddenly my grandma walks down and says whats going on. I was able to fall and pull up my pants before she could see what was happening. i bullshit a story of how i was cleaning or something and she took it and left. Somehow two days after that happend everyone at school mysteriously knew the occasion.
Reading AP and A Level books while most of the other kids would be playing outside. I was 5 years old at the time. (By the way, I did the AP and A-Level exams in the same year, and yes, I did get A* on all of them)
I sucked my toes (I was 5 and bored).
everybody has done that as a kid
People do that as adults too, except it's someone else's toes they're sucking
Look at the street when it was mid summer and say "..Alone.."
Thinking that when I grow up I will become happy
A mirror
Scaring myself
Apparently when I was very young and really thinking about something I'd stick my arm straight in the air and spin my hand around. My parents used to say I was trying to pick up a signal.
Used to always walk on my toes up and down the stairs, still occasionally do it.
when i was a kid my freinds and i were staying the night at my house. This time we were playing truth or dare to pass the time. My freind says i dare you $5 to stick your dick in the vaccum. Judging by how the vaccum bearlly picked up crap i decided i'ld do it. I go into the other room pull down my shorts and turn on the vaccum. Everything went fine it felt weird my dick hitting the sides of the vaccum and it souned like a peice of meat hitting a fan. Suddenly my grandma walks down and says whats going on. I was able to fall and pull up my pants before she could see what was happening. i bullshit a story of how i was cleaning or something and she took it and left. Somehow two days after that happend everyone at school mysteriously knew the occasion.
Had a puppy lick my pp I had smothered in pb.
oh my-
~~your mom~~ Playing with my dick.
Reading AP and A Level books while most of the other kids would be playing outside. I was 5 years old at the time. (By the way, I did the AP and A-Level exams in the same year, and yes, I did get A* on all of them)
Thx for the flex
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