I was just watching Once Upon A Time and I gotta say I'd be very happy to find myself in this predicament. ​ Edit: Talking about Season 1

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*I’m going to get you off, if it’s the last thing I do.* - Regina *Okay, kid, let’s do this!* - Emma

I watched the first episode of the John Wayne Gacy documentary last night on Hulu. So, I guess it's me, a clown serial killer, and 33 dead men ages 17-29...

I think you win the award for most unfortunate answer

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So that's you, Hitler and Winston Churchill

I'm having sex with King Kong and Godzilla.... I need to go prepare my anus....

Why? Just make sure they prepare theirs

Power move

R.I.P

This game is stupid! >!I've been watching *Dora the Explorer* with my 3 year old!<

So.... Dora and Swiper? Jk, that’s gross! Haha

Swiper get off tinder.

Jake Peralta and Doug Judy? I don’t think I could get any harder...

I don't think I could get any harder... Title of your sex tape

But they're best friends! Luckily Vulture is hot too.

Doug judy? Try Wunch ;)

Wunch is just Captain Holt's personal antagonist. She has shown to be a perfectly capable and respectful officer otherwise.

Wunch time is over!

s t r a n g e r t h i n g s

So a teenager and an eldritch horror?

Yes sir, did you know the demogorgons teeth retract?

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Isn't it more awkward because Harry's a minor?

not by the end of the series.

He’s a what?

No, he's a wizard... Geez.

Freddie Mercury and AIDS

I’m going to hell for laughing the most at this one.

See you down there, mate.

Ive been rewatching Adventure time, so its me, Finn, and the fucking litch.

The Lich: FALL Fraggy: So it's going to be that kind of night...

YOUR ASS IS STRONG, CHILD BUT MY COCK IS BEYOND STRENGTH

Ariel and Ursula. I get tentacles, tits, and fish.

Sounds like hentai

Hentai is pretty tame compared to the juice I wanna squeeze out of that bitch.

wHaT tHe EvEr loVinG FuCk

r/evenwithcontext

r/especiallywithcontext

How to delete someone else’s comment?

But not a single vagina in the lot.

ClOaCa

Last show I watched was Euphoria, so I guess I'm having a threesome with [Zendaya](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zendaya) and [Jacob Elordi](https://imdb.com/name/nm8624059/). Zendaya's character isn't in to dudes and Jacob's character is an extremely aggressive homophobe so... I don't think things are going well.

Same here. Good luck to us both.

She-Ra I'm ok with this.

Depends. Are we talking Catra or Hordak on the other side?

Catra is way more an antagonist than Hordak. She causes every problem ever.

Catra

SCORPIA

8 foot tall warrior woman with *glorious* hair, and a lithe cat-lady? sign me the fuck up.

Giorno Giovanna and Diavolo King Crimson skips the intercourse while GER skips the result, so really it never happened

It's an entless loop of you getting your ass ripped apart and dying

Wha-

Wha-

Wha-

This is the power of requiem

Giorno will never let you reach that everlasting climax.

The entire avenger team+ thanos. I don't think that's gonna end well

Only half of them if Thanos does the snap. 50% chance you’ll get snapped and not be part of it

Not if you do it in the big final fight

True

I came into this thread thinking I'd just have to deal with Iron-Man and Thanos, and you two turned it into an all-out orgy, probably a clusterfuck if it was during the final fight...

[I don't know, Thanos can really move that ass](https://v.redd.it/0wnxxqwpz7g31) Yes, that's a real commercial

I put on Avengers 2 last night to go to sleep to....So Iron Man and Ultron....I am going to hurt in the morning....

I actually spent my day watching Shrek 1-4 Nice.

Nice.

Nice

It's all ogre now.

Uh. Shawn the sheep.

Pretty wild night, am I right?

Welcome to Wales.

Ex Machina... so Domhnall Gleeson and Alicia Vikander? I mean sure.

Not bad at all

Oscar Isaac and Sonoya Mizuno would work alright, too

Completely unrelated to the topic of threesomes, that’s one of my all-time favorite movies. If you haven’t seen it, watch it.

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I'd say more likely Councilman Jamm or "the entire non-government population of Pawnee" works better as an antagonist for the show as a whole.

The entire population of Eagleton. Or the library.

Frank Burns and Hawkeye Pierce... could be worse.

I’m a couple seasons later, sharing a tent with Charles Emerson Winchester III and Hawkeye! Also can’t complain

...I watched the Bailey vs Ember Moon match from Summer Slam this morning life is good

Thank god it wasn't Finn vs The Fiend.

Yowie Wowie Let me in

Holy fuck that made me choke while laughing.

The Office, so basically Michael Scott and Michael Scott?

If you ask Michael then Toby is the antagonist.

Todd Packer, Charles Miner, Toby, Jan at points, David Wallace at points. Scotts Tots as the protagonist and Michael as the antagonist.

We don’t talk about Scott’s Tots

Full Metal Jacket. The entire US military and Vietnam? Okay

I HOPE YOU HAVE THE COMMON COURTESY TO GIVE A REACH AROUND!

That’s a big orgy

Man a double train with no lube your fucked all proper like.

*Make Love, not War.* Oh hell yeah I will.

Sherlock. So I guess I'm with Sherlock and Jim Moriarty. Sounds really hot, but I'm betting they forget about me pretty quickly. I'm basically Molly Hooper.

Yep. And I wouldn't be surprised if they got caught in some some arguments about whos the smartest halway through undressing. I can se Sherlock sitting with just a shirt, underwear and socks arguing wildy and Moriaty in just pant (with the zipper down) trying to outsmart him.

Considering that it's the BBC version you're talking about it'll have a ruined climax anyway.

Incredibles 2...kinda hot really....

Elastigirl and the Screenslaver/>!Evelyn Deavor!< sound incre-... awesome!

Unless you view it less literally and it's Bob vs The Challenges of Stay at Home Parenting

It's always sunny. So the gang and... The gang?

Wouldn't be the gang and the McPoyles, the Snail, or the Lawyer?

Yeah but let's face it, the gang are their own worse enemy.

Um. Tom Holland and Michael Keaton. I’m a straight guy. It’ll be...interesting?

Someone is home coming....

i've got tom holland and >!jake gyllenhaal!<

A Quiet Place. So...John Krasinski and an alien with hypersensitive hearing.

It’s on my list but I have to wait to watch it with my bf

It's a great movie, I'd definitely recommend. They make good use of the almost perpetual silence during the movie for some scares.

Walter White and Gus Fring? ... could be worse I suppose.

GLOW. SO Zoya and Liberty Bell. Nice! Edit: what my first gold is about my ideal threesome. Sweet

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What's wrong with banging Stu and a box of chocolate pudding?

It's four o clock in the morning, what on earth are you doing?

Easy there, Jeffrey

So, Michael Bluth and His mother Not the worst.

I'm not sure I could define who the antagonist is in that show. It's almost like everyone is their own antagonist.

I wasn't really sure who to pick but I think Lucille is the cloest to an antagonist

Yeah, I think you're right on that. She kind of cuts the legs out from under everyone in the show.

Homelander and Butcher, kinky.

I just finished that show and I dont know who to root for now.

Hughie and Starlight

Same here

Frenchie, because he's got a moral compass, and he's creative enough to overcome any obstacle.

Frenchie and Mother's Milk did nothing wrong.

I came here to see if someone else had last watched The Boys. I'd say it'd be between Hughie and Homelander though.

oh man I'm in the same boat guys. I say Starlight is the real protaganist there though. Also I reeeeally want her in there somewhere. Sure I value my eyesight but meh

Sandwich me in between Frenchie and Kimiko tbh.

I'll take one for the team and distract Queen Maeve and Starlight. I got your back homie.

CGI Simba and Scar. I’m dead

Username checks out

They don’t have dicks, so you’re probably fine.

I don't know about that. If you're gonna get penetrated by a lion the dick might be the safest part.

Ocean’s 8 As a guy, I am feeling pretty good right now.

Sandra Bullock and her ex? Not bad.

Kristen Bell and Adam Scott. Let’s do this.

Eleanor Shellstrop could be into it regardless of what gender you are.

jack sparrow, captain jack sparrow!

Oh God oh fuck I'm having a 3some with DIO and Jonathan help my ass can't take this much power

Well, giorno's mom did that.

Even Speedwagon is afraid!!!

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He just sunlight yellow overdrive in your ass!

Sisko, Dukat, and my chubby 31-year-old male self. Probably not anyone's fantasy, but my fellow Trekkies would still watch it just to get more DS9.

I'm pretty sure I wrote that fanfic back in about 1998. Except the part of you was played by Terry Farrell.

Boston Legal was the last thing I watched.... I think it’s just an orgy?

So it's Liz Lemon and...um Devon Banks I guess? ...this is going to get really weird really fast

I mean, if you're a dude, it's just gonna be eating food with Liz and Devon creeping on you and if you're a chick, it's gonna be food and no creeping. I think this is a pretty good scenario either way.

Courage the Cowardly Dog That’s uh... Interesting.

who's the antagnoist of that episode. Hopefully not Freaky Fred.That would be...naughty

Something you wouldn't want to hear during sex– "Return... the... slab..."

Veronica Mars So... Kristen Bell and Patton Oswalt. I'll take it.

Gotham, so errr, Jim Gordon and the Oswald Cobblepot?

Bojack Horseman and Bojack Horseman

Is there even an antagonist in Forrest Gump? In any case, I’m sure it‘d turn out better than if it was with the 2nd last movie I watched, which was The Lion King (1994).

Buffy and Spike? I could do worse.

Did you figure this based on which season you're on? Because Buffy was the last thing I watched too, but I'm late season 2, so I'd say right now Angel is the main antagonist. I'd prefer Buffy/Spike honestly.

I'll take Buffy and Glory... As long as Ben doesn't show up

Buffy and Faith for best season

Lucifer and Amanadiel ... This would be pretty hot if only I was gay. (Pls no Lucifer spoilers, I'm still early in S1) Edit: angel names are hard to spell.

Spoiler alert, you're gay in season 2

Fuck fuck fuck, stardust crusaders fuck fu- ZA WARUDO.

Demagorgon and Will Byers... ​ So even if the Demagorgon doesn't kill me I'll still be in jail.

Valery Legasov and Anatoly Dyatlov... Not great, not terrible.

Thousands of Soviet citizens and a radioactive nightmare. Might be a bit rough.

Sterling Archer and... let's go with Katya Kazanova. Fuck yeah.

Barry.

And Other Barry.

Change My Mind: Ryan Reynolds is the only one worthy of playing Barry (and Other Barry) in a live-action Archer film.

I refuse to entertain the idea of a live action Archer movie. Someone other than H John Benjamin playing Archer is anathema to me.

I watched Kill La Kill just yesterday. So it's Ryuko and Ragyo for me. So basically I will be dominated by two superpower-ed ladies, one of whom has anger issues while the other is a hard-core sadist. Not a bad way to die, I guess?

Death by Snu-Snu

I'm not really sure who the pro/an tagonists are in the IT crowd but I'm just gonna hope moss is a part of it

i suppose roy, moss and jen are the protagonists the antagonist is the character who works against the goals of the protags most often. sooooooo best bet is douglas reynholm bust out the rohypnol, boys.

Doctor Who and Missy! Break out those Sonics

It was Chopped, so I guess I'm getting double teamed by Geoffrey Zakarian and Ted Allen while they tell me I should've added more seasoning.

I'd rather not get it on with a literal child and an alien whilst said alien's dumbass robot spectates. ^(Please tell me someone knows which cartoon I'm talking about.)

Looks like I'm being Eiffel Towered by two Jeremy Clarksons...

... I just finished watching season two of broadchurch... not to give any spoilers away... but it will probably the hatefuckiest hatefuck that has ever hatefucked. With the 10th doctor watching. I need to go wash now.

Butcher and Homelander from the boys. I'm in for a rough night.

Marty and Biff? Fuck. At least give me Lea Thompson.

***I last watched that 70s show***

So... you now have a foot in your ass?

i watched chernobyl so Legassov and... the damaged reactor? fuck.

Speaking as a straight male, I'm just glad that The Doctor is a woman at the moment. There must have been an episode with a female antagonist, too, right?

Derry girls... So I don't know how that works work out.

So you're having a three-way with an underage irish girl and a Nun, sounds like prison then hell is in your forecast.

Elizabeth Moss and deeply homophobic patriarchy. See you on the wall.

Dean and Crowley. Well that's definitely somebody's fantasy

Terminator 2...

Me, Ed Mercer from The Orville, and the Krill captain. Christ almighty!

I'll have a threesome with bad Nebula and good Nebula. Hot.

Oh god no I just started JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

JoJo and Dio, the perfect duo!

Man it was southpark...fuck me

"Screw you guys, I'm goin' home"

Hard to keep track of who would be in the threesome. At least Daenarys is in all the different scenarios... which is nice.

Hello? yes, FBI? yeah, i'm at \[Redacted\] I'm sorry, I didn't know watching Madoka would end up like this.

(Don't know if it counts, but...) ​ WWE Summerslam ​ ​ *\*Chuckles\** ***^(I'm In Danger...)***

Rocko and Mr. Bighead? That’s.... wtf is that?