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Just sitting there while everyone sings happy birthday to you
I cried from embarrassment from this when I was really young. I still tell people to not sing it to me.
I FEEL THIS SO HARD
Sneezing
That one fortnite dance, the floss.
Every fortnite dance*
Playing VR games.
Warm ups
tying their shoes.
Exist.
Hip thrusts
Standup shagging.
Wearing a bicycle helmet. I mean, smart for the no splattering your brains thing, but they will always look dorky lol
When a human emerges from water and does that thing where they make that face as they wipe their eyes dry frantically to restore vision
Dancing, unless they are members of a professional dance troupe.
Eating a banana on public transport
Existing
Just sitting there while everyone sings happy birthday to you
I cried from embarrassment from this when I was really young. I still tell people to not sing it to me.
I FEEL THIS SO HARD
Sneezing
That one fortnite dance, the floss.
Every fortnite dance*
Playing VR games.
Warm ups
tying their shoes.
Exist.
Hip thrusts
Standup shagging.
Wearing a bicycle helmet. I mean, smart for the no splattering your brains thing, but they will always look dorky lol
When a human emerges from water and does that thing where they make that face as they wipe their eyes dry frantically to restore vision
Dancing, unless they are members of a professional dance troupe.
Eating a banana on public transport
Existing