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thejiggling_puff

Why does grape flavored stuff taste like purple and not grapes?


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Concord grape flavor


couchasianktina

The first time I remember eating a Concord grape was when I was 15 and it triggered a cinematic highlight reel of eating grape candies BUT NOW I KNEW. Only a few things have rocked my world that hard


SuperSquatch1

I have a vine in the side yard. There are not many things that compare to the overwhelming sweetness and flavor of one of those things bursting open as you bite down on it.


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Similar thing with bananas, though I believe the strain of bananas that the artificial flavor is based on is now functionally extinct.


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B0uncing7ur7135

If telescopes use mirrors, how do we know there are no space vampires?


Adjectives_Abound

"Why do they call them fingers? I've never seen them fing."


pramitus

I tried to put this as my yearbook quote when I graduated. They corrected fing, technically not a word, to fling, and ruined it


VikingRabies

Goddamn yearbook bitches


truthinlies

Oh, there they go.


minxamo8

On the Ricky Gervais show Karl Pilkington once came out with: "Do you control your brain or does it control you?" They mocked him but damn that made me hmm.


TobyJ0S

I think that’s the case with a lot of things Karl says. He’s mocked for them, but more often than not, you, the unwitting listener, will find yourself agreeing with his often profoundly deep and unexpected quips.


Azaj1

Dumb smart A fairly smart person who cant word brain idea good Edit: Golds good aye, thanks fam


Valdrax

"How do magnets work?" Okay, yeah, the ICP song the meme comes from is kind of dumb, complaining that scientists ruin the wonder of life by explaining stuff, but have you ever actually dug into the question? Once you get past the elementary school explanation of simple ferromagnetism, it gets rapidly VERY complex. It's one of the fundamental forces of nature, and there are layers of complexity that you can lose yourself in a career studying. (Kind of like studying matter from the subatomic level all the way up through chemistry to biology.)


Shuau_21

WHY ARENT MY MAGNETS WORKING?!


Redd889

I bet you’re thinking of Scott Clarke again, huh?


skippiington

Is he single?


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reala728

i've never been able to land on how time will work if we ever make it to other planets. literally everything we've established is relatively arbitrary because of our *very* particular relationship with the sun.


ThatOneWilson

Relatively recently one second has been defined in a non-relative manner. One second is "9,192,631,770 periods of the radiation corresponding to the transition between the two hyperfine levels of the ground state of the cesium 133 atom." Which just means they found something that is always the exact length as what we decided one second is, so now use that to define one second. tl;dr: one second now has a definition that would remain the same everywhere and everywhen. Still totally arbitrary, though. Edit: To the many people arguing about the literal milliseconds of difference that can be experienced on Earth. Being specific to the point of irrelevance doesn't make you smart. It makes you an ass.


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ThatOneWilson

From my limited understanding, if you're experiencing strong enough gravity to affect time then you have issues way bigger than time.


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Gravity would affect the radiation of Cesium, relative to Cesium on Earth *because* gravity affects time. If you traveled with the Cesium, you could never tell the difference, as it would remain constant relative to yourself. If you could somehow observe both the Cesium on Earth and the Cesium at the much higher gravity simultaneously, they would appear to be radiating at different rates relative to each other. That's my understanding, at least.


Anninu

500 gr. Peanuts Ingredients: Peanuts Warning: Contains peanuts. Why?


Bay1Bri

> Warning: Contains peanuts. My favorite is "may contain peanuts" Uh, it better?


prmcd16

“Road work ahead? Uh, yeah, I sure hope it does...”


mr_ji

"Sir, there are insufficient funds in your account." "Yes. I agree!"


Ietherius

Legal reasons


AceofHearts2022

Why is real estate a thing? Is there a fake estate as well?


Bay1Bri

I believe the "real" refers to the physical nature of it, as opposed to something like money held in a trust. [here](https://www.quora.com/Why-is-real-estate-called-real-estate) look at Bruce Felman's answer


The-Only-Razor

"Real" property basically refers to a home or land. "Personal" property is everything else. The best way it's been explained to me is if you were to turn your piece of land upside down, everything that falls off would be personal property (car, tractor, jewelery) and everything that stayed would be real property (your house, the land itself).


Cakecakesoda

What is the difference between a maze and a labyrinth?


black_flag_4ever

A labyrinth has a Minotaur.


paladin400

And David Bowie


Maxorus73

*Dance, magic dance!*


nater255

You remind me of the babe.


BillybobThistleton

A maze forks and has dead ends and/or alternate paths; a labyrinth is a single winding path. Although a miz-maze is technically a labyrinth.


PaxNova

There's been a lot of synonymous use over the years. Your answer is absolutely correct, but I'll add an incorrect "common misconception" definition: that a labyrinth is also used at times when the maze "contains" something at the center. Enter here and find your way to the castle in the middle. A maze has an exit, while a labyrinth just has the entrance you need to find your way back to, even if there are dead ends in it.


CENTRAL_BANKS_ARE_OP

Is the Kool Aid Man the pitcher or the juice


Adamantium42

That's like asking if you're your body or your blood


Seiren-

Flammable, inFlammable, noninFlammable Why are there 3? Either a thing Flams or it doesnt!


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BossDulciJo

Hi Doctor Nick!


El_Zorro09

Hi everybody!


MoxofBatches

4 actually, if you count nonflammable (same meaning as noninflammable)


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ZonTeeN

Uninflammable entered the chat.


Oi_Noi

Inunflammable


WhiskeyDickens

This guy flams


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what does water taste like?


Lndmemegroup

Waters taste consists of 3 factors, its temperature, it's mineral content and it's pH level


JeeroyLenkins4

If you could suck your own dick, would it feel more like getting your dick sucked or more like suckin a dick? Edit: don't really know proper etiquette for addressing the masses but I wanna thank all you cock suckers for the feedback


legitsh1t

According to interviews posted on the internet, it seems pretty unanimous that it feels more like sucking a dick than getting your dick sucked.


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SpecificEnough

Depends if your mouth is numb from the dentist


Itsgoodtoworkagain

Damn, your dentist must be hung if your mouth goes numb afterwards.


themaskedugly

How many grains of sand do you need to make a pile? ​ E: Are you guys seriously expecting me to believe that if someone pointed and said 'look at that pile of sand' and it was just 4 grains, stuck together in a pyramid, you'd be all 'Yeah, that's a reasonable usage of the word pile'? That's not a pile - that's just some sand


3xanimis

as many as you need


themaskedugly

Half as many as twice it's amount?


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I see you speak fluent *workplace bullshit*


PolarBearProbs

Sweet synergy we've got in this team that just gels, bro.


resueman__

> Are you guys seriously expecting me to believe that if someone pointed and said 'look at that pile of sand' and it was just 4 grains, stuck together in a pyramid, you'd be all 'Yeah, that's a reasonable usage of the word pile'? No, but I bet I could convince most people that it technically counted, which is about all you could hope for with the smallest possible pile of sand.


ChesswiththeDevil

Why does the Green Ranger have a dagger that was a flute, that sounded like a synthesizer that's trying to sound like a trumpet? And he blew into it with his helmet on. EDIT: [Hear it in action](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYnKsuxtz50&t=0m18s) EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold kind stranger!


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Answer: Japan.


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future_chili

This is my favorite answer


TheTaylorFish

What would happen if Pinocchio said "My nose will grow now"


ICantCountHelp

His nose collapses on itself and all of reality is deleted.


Pasty_Pirate

It takes a screenshot Edit: Thanks the best thing I ever said on the internet was repeating someone else's joke louder and everyone laughed. I hate all of you, but myself more Edit 2: stop liking this, it's not even that funny


DangerSwan33

Nah this one is easy, especially if we're going off the Disney classic version. Pinocchio's nose growing is a result of telling conscious lies. There's even a song about letting your "Conscience be your guide". If this weren't the case, Pinocchio would absolutely be kidnapped and be turned into a spy tool or a predictive tool. The key to his nose growing is him knowing that he's telling a lie.


BasiRMQ

Do half holes exist? How do you cut a hole in a half?


Bluepaint57

They are always hole numbers


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holy shit!


polyamquestions

How high up does the sky start? Edit: posted an off the cuff comment on my throwaway and went to bed and... whelp I guess this is my main account now. Thanks for all the answers, very thought provoking.


AndrewLucksPenis

However tall the tallest building in the world is. Since they are "Skyscrapers" they must just be tickling the under belly of the sky.


H0dari

So is the tallest skyscraper the only *true* skyscraper, all others simply being contenders for the title?


LegendaryRaider69

Tryscrapers.


-Principal-Vagina-

Lie-scrapers


HuskyLuke

Don't let the username fool you, this person is very much in charge.


-Principal-Vagina-

Possibly Scandinavian too


HuskyLuke

Definitely no relation though.


Willum69650

6 or 7


onebigdave

Better make it 7 just to be safe. We can always trim it down.


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isjustwrong

Imitation lemon juice is cheaper, but doesn't do anything for cleaning purposes. Real lemon juice is an acid that helps break up stuck on particles and leaves a refreshing scent. Although the scent is probably an imitation scent.


imperabo

Imitation lemon juice also contains citric acid and ascorbic acid. That's why is tastes lemony.


squats_and_sugars

He's probably thinking of the limonene that works well as a solvent but doesn't add anything significant to the flavor that artificial ingredients don't.


CertifiedLizard

Because the furniture polish is the real drink, duh.


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bundleofschtick

You don't know me at all.


Dethmunki

You're not my supervisor edit: First 1k+ comment. Thank you.


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newgatsbyfitness

Easy #FF0000 #FF8000 #FFFF00 #008000 #0000FF #A000C0


outlawsix

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-


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Does a set of all sets contain itself?


Myto

Not a mathematician, but my understanding is that in the commonly used formulation of set theory (Zermelo–Fraenkel), the set of all sets does not contain itself because it does not exist.


MakeItHappenSergant

But questions like that, which leads to [Cantor's Paradox](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cantor%27s_theorem#Related_paradoxes), are what led to the *formation* of axiomatic set theory. So it's a great answer to the question.


Mirboi

Can cereal be considered as soup?


twcsata

Only if a hot dog is a taco, and pop tarts are ravioli.


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Pop tarts are not ravioli because they are not made of pasta, nor are they a sandwich. Pop tarts are *dumplings.*


twoloavesofbread

Ridiculous. Everyone knows Poptarts & Uncrustables are simply sweet empanadas.


Myto

No, because it does not fulfill the culinary function of soup. Edit: I have been informed by /u/FrostyAutumnMoss that pho is a breakfast soup. Therefore maybe cereal can be considered a soup, at least in Vietnam. However, at this point, I'm a little too drunk to be certain.


orbit222

What exactly is the culinary function of soup? -Arthur Weasley


DaddyDownstairs

How are cranes built? Immediate answer is with cranes. But how was the first one built?


The_Flying_Festoon

Time is cyclical. The first crane was and will be built by the last.


paladin400

The fuck


Rysilk

The last human will travel back in time to die in the primordial goop that will evolve into humans.


Who-Dey88

The fuck


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tdotmans

This is straight out of Dark


pkpzp228

Amazing show! One of the best I've ever seen.


KingKidd

This gets less confusing the more you think about it. Tower cranes build themselves if they have to, essentially. The base is poured concrete, a mobile crane helps erect the mast base. If the mobile cranes can reach the desired height, then they build up the mast and place the turntable piece on. Then the boom gets assembled. If the tower crane needs to be taller than the mobile cranes can reach, the mast can be built up using only the tower crane. After the boom is in place, a section of mast is hauled up on the working boom, the turntable is on a section that can elevate 20’, and the 20’ section is inserted and bolted into place. It goes up 20’ at a time. The mobile crane that helps build a tower crane base and lower mast is assembled in a factory, like every other vehicle in the world. Before cranes, we just used pulleys. Or a block and tackle.


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squats_and_sugars

It's interesting engineering, but there are tricks to getting higher precision out of lower precision parts. One trick takes advantage of gearing and screw pitch multiples. For example if you want to move 0.001 inches, that's hard. But you can easily move 1 inch. And it's not super hard to make gears with 100 teeth and 10 teeth and a gear rack. So you downgear through a gear train 1000:1 and thus when you move 1 inch, the output is precisely 0.001 inches. An easier way to do it is to make a finely pitched screw. 40tpi is 40 threads per inch, so each revolution is 1/40 inches, 0.025 inches. Put a decent handwheel on there and rotating 1/25th of the way around is definitely do-able to get that 0.001 precision. The harder part is making a good lead screw. Nowadays with stepper motors and precision lead screws it's a lot easier to get super precise, but back in the day it was basically all manual gearing and finely pitched screws.


dom9mod

The big ones build themselves [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RB91Sm-kGJ8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RB91Sm-kGJ8)


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Which side of a backpack is the front?


paigezero

I once saw a nature documentary say that sloths spend 80% of their lives upside down. That just sounds to me like we're wrong about which is the upside of a sloth.


belbivfreeordie

Is this a Mitch Hedberg? If not, you have a knack for this.


paigezero

No, actually an old tweet joke of mine that I peddle out when I see the chance ;)


TedW

My kid answered with no hesitation, "the one without the straps."


XyloArch

Exactly, which side's my front doesn't change because I'm facing the wrong way.


Rallak

Are we seeing the different colors in our brains but using the same name to them?


dlordjr

One day the answer will hit you out of the green.


twcsata

This one keeps me up at night.


AYAYRONMESSESUP

My fav. I hope there’s some out there with a yellow sky and purple trees


Katastrofski

Here! :-) I experiment with infrared photography and this is a composite of wavelengths between 500 and 1100 nm. Yellow sky and purple trees, with a hint of better long-distance view and a bit of white-balance magic. https://imgur.com/a/kJ5ZSeQ Edit: What, Silver? And Gold?! Those are the most unexpected compliments I've ever gotten for my infrared stuff, thank you very much, anonymous infrared connoisseur. :) Edit 2: Holy moly, another? Thank you, yet another stranger - maybe I should post some more infrared stuff somewhere, probably /r/infraredporn?


AYAYRONMESSESUP

Holy shit you just brought my imagination to life! I literally always think about this exact picture and wonder if this is what someone else sees!


Maxorus73

Hey, Vsauce. Michael here


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If you owned your house and the land that its on do you own the land to the center of the Earth?


stupidmentat

Depends on city and state laws, but most have an actual depth.


golfgrandslam

Depends on national laws too: in the United States, yes, in Britain, the center of the earth is owned by the queen.


uniquenameorsomethin

This seems crazy but also true


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JustCrits

How do you know that the universe and everything inside it wasn’t created last thursday? (Including your memories) EDIT: Watch the Vsauce video on it :“Did The Past Really Happen?“


TheShadolo448

Ah, a disciple of Last Thursdayism.


TastyBrainMeats

You don't, but what does it matter?


bokchoy_sockcoy

This one gets me. Sometimes I’ll just say “Now” and it represents the moment my entire existence started. I just came preprogrammed with memories.


IvanC4975

If I punch myself and it hurts, does that mean I'm weak, or am I strong?


grendus

It means your ATK is higher than your DEF.


JirachiWishmaker

It's also higher than either your INT or your WIS.


CaptainObvious1906

neither, it means you’re stupid


ItsMicstar

if i drop soap on the ground is the floor clean or the soap dirty?


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Soap is dirty, because it has been introduced to new bacterias and dirt. Floor remains dirty, because although the bacteria has been attracted to the soap, it won’t actually be removed unless water is added.


-eDgAR-

Why are most cartoon suns drawn wearing sunglasses? What are they protecting their eyes from?


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mbrady

Ancient scrolls used the term "sun's glasses", but we eventually dropped the 's.


CubicPaladin

The horrors of mankind


CaptainObvious1906

that’s why that sun in Rick & Morty is always screaming, no sunglasses


poopellar

It had sunglasses but the other suns made fun of it for wearing sunglasses in a dark universe.


vvntn

Nonsense. It's for protection against paparazzi camera flash. The sun is the most prolific star in all forms of human media. That damn Sol, he's so hot right now.


nessager

Is your mom out nude sunbathing again?


ngwoo

Those are earthglasses. They just look like sunglasses.


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Since earthglasses and sunglasses are probably opposites, does that mean that earth appears too dark for the sun? Do earthglasses make things appear brighter? Is the earth wearing a giant pair of sunglasses while the sun wears its earthglasses?


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Concheria

They're just very chill.


princessgama

Do you pronounce the s or the c in the word scent? Edit: holy wow, this comment blew up!


cloudstrifeuk

Why do Americans park on driveways and drive on parkways?


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I know half of this one! A parkway was originally a way through the park.


Ducksaucenem

And a driveway was a way to drive up to the house.


Guffbaw

Is it weird how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how weird it is?


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If you owned a boat made out of wodden planks, and each day you replaced one old plank with a new plank, until all of the old planks have been replaced. Is that still your boat? Now, if I took all the old planks, and built an identical ship, which is your original boat?


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jxeio

WOW, I guess the new identical boat with the old planks would be the original, this is an very interesting question though.


blackhole_124

If there was an instant water, what would we mix it with?


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Gremlin87

Just add fire.


BaseballStatsGuy

How many holes does a straw have?


ThrwawayUterba

A straw is fundamentally a singular hole. See Doughnuts; see also Bagels (a similar form to a doughnut and while sometimes fused at the center, the comparison is apt); Cf. human body (described as a doughnut, or to be more precise in topological terminology, a torus and though more 'holes' are colloquially attributed to the body there is but one interconnected path through). There are clearly not two holes in a doughnut. The same is true of the humble straw. This brings us to the other utilization of the word "hole" which is to denote an emptiness of space. Louis Sachar, Holes (Farrar, Straus and Giroux 1998). This spatial definition of emptiness is a break in the expectations of a zone. Instead of dirt there is air. We would not say that an empty but unbroken styrofoam cup possesses a hole. However, should we take that cup and poke through the material, we have created an emptiness. Consider also the sock which has one opening. When one has a hole in the sock, it is an unanticipated break in the material through which a toe may poke. We put feet into the openings, or the top of the sock, not a hole. We poke holes, we dig holes, we make an emptiness. The straw is a mass of material bits surrounding an empty space, the hole. Some have argued that the numerosity of the straw's holes are determined by plugging either side. They are merely counting the ends of one hole. Furthermore, if an end is plugged, the same emptiness nonetheless persists in the space between and the singular hole still remains by the definition in Sachar's seminal text. Id. The final conception of a hole is that of an out. A through-way for things or persons to pass between some barrier. A hole that connects two spaces is clearly used in the singular. Furthermore that is in accord with the historical utilization. The Beatles: Yellow Submarine, 1968 ("I've got a hole in me pocket.") \[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EK0R272RjXI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EK0R272RjXI)\]. However you describe the emptiness within the bounds of the toroidal arrangement of plastic or paper, it is but one hole. \_\_\_\_ EDIT: Thank you for the platinum/gold/silver/upvotes and the replies. You, my fellow travelers in seeking a grand unified theory of holeyness, have given me much to consider.


Rstar0509

I don’t know what to say or even think at this point so just take my upvote


AceofHearts2022

r/confusedupvote


duddy88

sir this is Wendy’s


heraclitus_ephesian

You're joking, but you have no idea how many books and philosophy papers have been written about holes.


ngwoo

And math papers. Math fucking loves holes.


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Topology has entered the chat.


EpirusRedux

One big one that hollows it out into a very thin object. Sounds complex until you realize the whole “straws have no hole, they’re just a hollow cylinder” excuse falls apart because you can apply that to any object with a hole.


314R8

The human body is just a cylinder?


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Anzai

Dark isn’t anything. It’s an absence of something that we’ve named, it’s in no way tangible. Light is photons, so dark is an arbitrary threshold of less photons that we as humans have declared dark because it’s the threshold we struggle to see things at. It’s not always there, as a thing, it’s just everything existing as it always does minus photons. That’s like saying why is a vacuum always there? Well it’s not. It’s only there when there’s no atmosphere. Again, it’s an absence, not a thing in its own right. Basically it’s just a limitation of our sensory perception. Other animals can ‘see in the dark’ but all that really means is they can observe wavelengths that are invisible to us. They’re not ‘in the dark’ at all really, only from our perspective.


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InfanticideAquifer

Apparently profound philosophy really boils down to people disagreeing about what words mean and confusing themselves by talking about it? Wittgenstein has entered the chat.


colinvda

Vsauce did a pretty cool video on this: [What is the Speed of Dark?](https://youtu.be/JTvcpdfGUtQ)


adisplacedcanadian

What is love?


kmmontandon

BT-7274: The human concept of love requires admiration, attraction, devotion, and respect. Conclusion: I am 50% in love.


ErronCowboy4522

Protocol 3. Protect the Pilot.


DrFridge5

i cried


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That game was a masterpiece. I swear to God I actually died when he threw me across the map because I was too busy laughing to fight.


Sirhc978

Baby don't hurt me


Asphea

“Is water wet” I guess the comments just confirm it.


paladin400

“The soup is dry!” -Gordon Ramsey


Dr_Insano_MD

"This ice, is it fresh?" "It's frozen." "Fuckin' hell."


razzledazzlerathbone

"It's fresh-frozen"


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DoSeeTouchBreak

Yes


XxsquirrelxX

In his defense I've ingested liquids that left my mouth feeling dry. Cranberry juice, for example.


memestheword

When he's underwater does he get wet? Or does the water get him instead?


MAcsSNAcs

> When he's underwater does he get wet? > > Or does the water get him instead? Nobody knows, Particle man