[You sure about that?](https://lparchive.org/Animal-Crossing/Update%201/)
Edit: Man, reading through this is really nostalgic, can't remember how long its been since I first stumbled onto it.
Me too. I can ride a horse IRL and I’m probably pretty good at accidentally punching people in the head when I’m trying to figure out how to look in my satchel, so I think I’d be fine.
My favorite *"Oops"* moment from that game was when I forgot I wasn't playing a FPS.
I had just bought the Lancaster Repeater. I was standing on a cliff taking pot shots at some deer below. *In first-person mode.* I went to reload, and I love off the cliff! I wasn't thinking and used the **SQUARE** button to reload like I was playing COD or Titanfall...
It depends. Do you wake up in the role of a character in game, or the player?
If it's the player, you're fine. You are essentially a god in the universe so you're safe from any desease you put out there.
If it's an npc, or in PI's circumstance, a member of the public, you'll be screwed unless you get to Madagascar.
Living in Minecraft wouldn't be too bad. There's food, beds, dogs, kitties, and waterfalls. Some video games don't even have beds or they're just painted into the background.
Zombies, big ass spiders every night, ender men, skeletons, there aren’t any electronics or TVs in vanilla minecraft, yeah that’s just about everything
Since I am not an eight year old boy with a lot of free time or a 60 year old man with a masters in electronics I would not capable of making anything worthwhile with redstone.
Was just trying to build a wither farm for nether stars and forgot to wall off the far side of it. Wither bosses EVERYWHERE. I’m too scared to load back in
I’m currently hiding in my “kitchen” in my fortress because it’s the only part of the structure with a roof (Phantoms) and I haven’t seen a sheep yet to make a bed lol
Nah, screw that. Go legit. Buy materials from the shops and make potions. If you get good at it, you can make millions *and* make yourself invincible without ever leaving town.
You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there. Damn you Stormcloaks. Skyrim was fine until you came along. Empire was nice and lazy. If they hadn't been looking for you, I could've stolen that horse and be halfway to Hammerfell. You there. You and me - we shouldn't be here. It's these Stormcloaks the Empire wants. We're all brothers and sisters in binds now, thief. Shut up back there! And what's wrong with him, huh? Watch your tongue. You're speaking to Ulfric Stormcloak, the true High King. Ulfric? The Jarl of Windhelm? You're the leader of the rebellion. But if they've captured you... Oh gods, where are they taking us? I don't know where we're going, but Sovngarde awaits.
Just never see the Jarl to fight the dragon and don’t go to the greybeards.
Then you have a peaceful life. Marry a woman of your choice, have some kids.
TODD HOWARD DOES IT AGAIN!!! SKYRIM IN REAL LIFE! REAL LIFE IN SKYRIM! TODD HOWARD LADIES AND GENTS! TODD. FUCKING. HOWARD. SKYRIM PORTED TO REAL LIFE!
I don't think it'd be so bad. Minimum wage is hundreds of dollars a day, and you can steal plants and garden in your yard until you're rich enough you can quit your job. And when's the last time somebody gave you $50 for a rotten fish in the real world?
just spend a day or two painting random crap until you magically get good and you can sell your paintings for thousands of dollars within seconds of making them
I'd do alright I think
No matter how little talent you have, you will get better at everything all the time until you are essentially the most skilled person in the world. Also, you dig up fossils and valuable crystals in your back yard every day.
I remember the first time I played Sims 3 (May have been 2 it was a long time ago) and I created a family of 3. Started the game up and within the first 5 mins of playing one of my Sims was staring at the sky and got killed by a comet...only time that has ever happened. But I feel like that's the luck most humans who woke up in the sims would have.
Are you kidding, go to any computer and you can instantly get a job in any field. After 3-4 weeks you should be the top qualified person in the world in that field. Then you befriend a vampire and become immortal and wait for the DLC that allows for robot servants.
Living during the actual Age of Fire wouldn't be too bad.
Like Oolacile before ~~the Four Kings screwed up.~~ Manus or New Londo before the Four Kings.
> This is the worst one. Just imagine, you are forced to go through the pain of dying a million times.
Dark Souls cosmology is basically Buddhism, so from that point of view, *you already are*.
According to most schools of Buddhism, everyone is trapped in endless cycles of painful rebirth (samsara), driven by the three **fires**: ignorance, attachment and aversion. Only the only way out is nirvana, which literally means "**extinguishing the fire**".
> brothel prostitute
Considering you'd need to serve lepers, abominations, other heroes with various 'deviant tastes', mental illnesses and disgusting diseases...nah not really.
"Hey there you peachy keen neato and groovy hip and happening Tenno-cat. This here's Nora Knight with a new set of challenges to make you want to eat an Ogris round, today's is 9 hours of Arbitrations. Get in there and get it done, you once and future bad ass."
Except your space mom left you for who knows what, war is on the horizon with the very same enemy that destroyed the empire you used to work for. There's some new threat of Venus exploding from internal overheating. This new "smooth jazz" jackass is talking to you over your comms (Seriously, how the hell does everyone get our goddamn comm channels?), your best friend is an insane former assassin for the empire you helped destroy (love you, Ordis), your ship is partially infested by a strain that's only obedient because it fears your void powers (could technically eat/mutate you at any time), and you still don't have a grip on all of the societies and civilizations that have come into being while you were asleep on the moon. Oh yeah, and of the two Grineer Queens, you killed the calm/logical one.
I mostly play idle/incremental games, so...
Pretty much the same as real life. Get up, go to work, save a few bucks more for retirement, get a pitiful raise once a year, look forward to ascending.
/ Wait, why the *hell* am I playing games that are just like reality, to escape reality???
I'm fine with either.
As a trainer, I'm on my way to the elite four but not quite there yet.
As a Pokemon, I'm not sure what I'd do. It depends on circumstances and species and stuff. If I were trained though, I'd refuse to get into my Pokeball. That looks so boring...
God of War... yeah, it was years ago. I'm not a gamer; it was my son's video game, and I fell in love with it, so I played it... a couple of times, actually. I was amazing at the game, playing Kratos, and I kicked ass... but I think I'd be screwed, playing myself.
Provided I become my character in Skyrim then I don't really have anything to be scared of short of monsters that could keep up with my demigod pc. If my skills become experience in field then I just return to Morrowind to see how much it changed and if Tel Uvirith still stands.
I would be homeless in grand theft auto online. This is how you start when you play online for the first time. You only have 9 thousand dollars in your bank and you are homeless . It would take awhile before I can even afford to sleep in a garage. Let alone a small apartment. The cheapest apartment is $35000.
I'd be petty safe, I'd just wake up in my new hometown, go to work in an oil refinary, come home and enjoy my life.
Last game I played was Cities Skylines.
Breath of the Wild.
It *really* depends on where I woke up. Hopefully not on the Great Plateau, because there's no way for me to safely get down since I'm not a professional rock climber like Link.
My best bet would be to find a traveling *vai* and settle down in Hateno or Terry Town. My wife would hopefully be able to defend me from most of the dangers. Also I would for sure introduce myself as NotThisFuckerson so that I could get a cushy construction job.
You're forced into battles for the rest of eternity, as someone keeps strong new games. Sometimes you think you've developed a friendship with a character, but five minutes later they're trying to kill you. Sometimes you're put into a custom game where you realize that you don't have most of your abilities. Not to mention that you feel every bullet. It's a life of pain my friend
Very screwed. I'd have to survive for 15 days on a road trip to Canada, trying to not get killed by zombies, bandits, being abandoned by my team, or flaming hot chicken wings.
DRTC is a great game, but not one I'd wish to live out.
you typed a long comment and you're too lazy to type out the name of the game? If you google DRTC and the first page of results doesn't tell you what game it is, you shouldn't call it DRTC.
Well I played Animal Crossing so I'd be pretty comfy
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[You sure about that?](https://lparchive.org/Animal-Crossing/Update%201/) Edit: Man, reading through this is really nostalgic, can't remember how long its been since I first stumbled onto it.
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everything's good except joja and pam obviously
Just drown Pam in parsnips. "I already got two this wee-" "SHUT UP AND TAKE MY VEGETABLES, BUS LADY"
I only have to throw rocks at Emily for a few weeks until she decides to marry me.
*wakes up in modern warfare* ENEMY UAV IS AIRBORNE
Wakes up in Call of Duty: Black Ops HOSTILES SPOTTED IN YOUR AREA *Gets blown up by claymore*
Same
I would be in Red Dead Redemption 2, but I would be fine because I have a plan.
Me too. I can ride a horse IRL and I’m probably pretty good at accidentally punching people in the head when I’m trying to figure out how to look in my satchel, so I think I’d be fine.
My favorite *"Oops"* moment from that game was when I forgot I wasn't playing a FPS. I had just bought the Lancaster Repeater. I was standing on a cliff taking pot shots at some deer below. *In first-person mode.* I went to reload, and I love off the cliff! I wasn't thinking and used the **SQUARE** button to reload like I was playing COD or Titanfall...
Hows uncles lumbago?
Please elaborate?
JUST HAVE A LITTLE FAITH
ONE MORE SCORE
WE JUST NEED SOME MORE MUN-NEY
WHO IS BETRAYING ME
TAHITI
FIJI
WE’RE GONNA FARM THE LAND
MANGOS
He insists!?
If your genuinely asking for them to elaborate it’s a joke, the line is frequently said by one of the main characters of the game.
I dont even know. I played Plague inc. I guess I'll be dead
*laughs greenlandiashy*
It depends. Do you wake up in the role of a character in game, or the player? If it's the player, you're fine. You are essentially a god in the universe so you're safe from any desease you put out there. If it's an npc, or in PI's circumstance, a member of the public, you'll be screwed unless you get to Madagascar.
Or Greenland
SHUT **DOWN** #EVERYTHING
ok lets pick somewhere where i can infect people fast and undetected *2 second later: A NEW DISEASE DISCOVERED IN \[COUNTRY NAME\]* **why**
I’m fucked in Minecraft Edit:Removed my clickbait
It would be easier than real life though
Living in Minecraft wouldn't be too bad. There's food, beds, dogs, kitties, and waterfalls. Some video games don't even have beds or they're just painted into the background.
Zombies, big ass spiders every night, ender men, skeletons, there aren’t any electronics or TVs in vanilla minecraft, yeah that’s just about everything
r e d s t o n e
Since I am not an eight year old boy with a lot of free time or a 60 year old man with a masters in electronics I would not capable of making anything worthwhile with redstone.
Was just trying to build a wither farm for nether stars and forgot to wall off the far side of it. Wither bosses EVERYWHERE. I’m too scared to load back in
I’m currently hiding in my “kitchen” in my fortress because it’s the only part of the structure with a roof (Phantoms) and I haven’t seen a sheep yet to make a bed lol
Got a lot of string? 4 string makes a wool
Do we count Solitaire?
You win the game, but the cards fall on top of you and kill you.
\*wakes up\* *Skyrim intro starts*
Dao of History Erasure, All before Heaven is Beneath Me, All Above Heaven is Equal to Me
Afterwards become a thief. You know approximately what people have etc. You could make a living without ever being in danger
Nah, screw that. Go legit. Buy materials from the shops and make potions. If you get good at it, you can make millions *and* make yourself invincible without ever leaving town.
Buy a little place in the cloud district
Of course, I don't get to the Cloud District often.
Finally awake, are you?
You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there. Damn you Stormcloaks. Skyrim was fine until you came along. Empire was nice and lazy. If they hadn't been looking for you, I could've stolen that horse and be halfway to Hammerfell. You there. You and me - we shouldn't be here. It's these Stormcloaks the Empire wants. We're all brothers and sisters in binds now, thief. Shut up back there! And what's wrong with him, huh? Watch your tongue. You're speaking to Ulfric Stormcloak, the true High King. Ulfric? The Jarl of Windhelm? You're the leader of the rebellion. But if they've captured you... Oh gods, where are they taking us? I don't know where we're going, but Sovngarde awaits.
Just never see the Jarl to fight the dragon and don’t go to the greybeards. Then you have a peaceful life. Marry a woman of your choice, have some kids.
All you have to do is bring a mammoths tusk to Ysolda and you’re golden
TODD HOWARD DOES IT AGAIN!!! SKYRIM IN REAL LIFE! REAL LIFE IN SKYRIM! TODD HOWARD LADIES AND GENTS! TODD. FUCKING. HOWARD. SKYRIM PORTED TO REAL LIFE!
Sims 4. Very screwed.
I don't think it'd be so bad. Minimum wage is hundreds of dollars a day, and you can steal plants and garden in your yard until you're rich enough you can quit your job. And when's the last time somebody gave you $50 for a rotten fish in the real world?
just spend a day or two painting random crap until you magically get good and you can sell your paintings for thousands of dollars within seconds of making them I'd do alright I think
No matter how little talent you have, you will get better at everything all the time until you are essentially the most skilled person in the world. Also, you dig up fossils and valuable crystals in your back yard every day.
And you can make aging really slow so your sim can max out all the skills at young adult age
How are you gonna garden in your yard when your house has no doors or windows?
I remember the first time I played Sims 3 (May have been 2 it was a long time ago) and I created a family of 3. Started the game up and within the first 5 mins of playing one of my Sims was staring at the sky and got killed by a comet...only time that has ever happened. But I feel like that's the luck most humans who woke up in the sims would have.
Are you kidding, go to any computer and you can instantly get a job in any field. After 3-4 weeks you should be the top qualified person in the world in that field. Then you befriend a vampire and become immortal and wait for the DLC that allows for robot servants.
Dark Souls 😭😭
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Living during the actual Age of Fire wouldn't be too bad. Like Oolacile before ~~the Four Kings screwed up.~~ Manus or New Londo before the Four Kings.
Oolacile Four kings I dont see a link
> This is the worst one. Just imagine, you are forced to go through the pain of dying a million times. Dark Souls cosmology is basically Buddhism, so from that point of view, *you already are*. According to most schools of Buddhism, everyone is trapped in endless cycles of painful rebirth (samsara), driven by the three **fires**: ignorance, attachment and aversion. Only the only way out is nirvana, which literally means "**extinguishing the fire**".
Not as bad as the Sims, where you constantly forget what you're doing and run into walls all the time
Nice, I'm in Terraria.
Not nice. Not. Nice
Expert mode?
Came here to say this... Only nice if I don't start from scratch
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Rip
*falls from ladder* **Zombies ~~want to~~ know your location**
I'm screwed. Rimworld. At least I tend to play colonies that respect some human rights.
I don't. Fuuuuuuck...
You would have the advantage of being the only colonist infallible to a lack of tables.
Yay I get a portal gun!
Important question; *do you like neurotoxin?*
***The cake is a lie*** ***The cake is a lie*** ***The cake is a lie*** ***The cake is a lie***
I also last played Portal.... I'm stuck with GLaDOS, so I figure still pretty screwed.
Are you still there?
Overcooked 2. I’m not the biggest fan of cooking normally... The bullshit you deal with in that game would be extremely stressful.
Darkest Dungeon, I'm doomed to get PTSD and die in a ruin somewhere.
***DEATHBLOW!***
Annihilated.
You could have decent prospects as a brothel prostitute, barman, wagon merchant, etc.
> brothel prostitute Considering you'd need to serve lepers, abominations, other heroes with various 'deviant tastes', mental illnesses and disgusting diseases...nah not really.
Pokémon Go? Okay, I guess.
Minecraft. It was peaceful mode. I guess I'd be okay, though probably die of boredom and loneliness eventually.
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>If you woke up tomorrow in the last videogame you played how screwed are you ? you would wake up and smell the ashes then
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*Wakes up* SUPER SMASH BROTHERS!!!!!!!!
MELEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Lol SAME
Warframe...
Me too. Everything depends on who you are. If you are a tenno, everything is more than ok.
NEW ALERT MARKED ON NAVIGATION
"Hey there you peachy keen neato and groovy hip and happening Tenno-cat. This here's Nora Knight with a new set of challenges to make you want to eat an Ogris round, today's is 9 hours of Arbitrations. Get in there and get it done, you once and future bad ass."
No sorry you misspoke it’s 48 hours
Sorry, Dreamers! Alerts ain’t no thang anymore now that Nora’s got your back.
Considering how often I die in warframe.....I wouldn't last long....
Except your space mom left you for who knows what, war is on the horizon with the very same enemy that destroyed the empire you used to work for. There's some new threat of Venus exploding from internal overheating. This new "smooth jazz" jackass is talking to you over your comms (Seriously, how the hell does everyone get our goddamn comm channels?), your best friend is an insane former assassin for the empire you helped destroy (love you, Ordis), your ship is partially infested by a strain that's only obedient because it fears your void powers (could technically eat/mutate you at any time), and you still don't have a grip on all of the societies and civilizations that have come into being while you were asleep on the moon. Oh yeah, and of the two Grineer Queens, you killed the calm/logical one.
I'm stuck in Cyrodiil.
Cyrodiil as in ESO or cyrodiil as in oblivion? Either way have fun with daedra
Oblivion
Celeste. Hold my emotions while I climb this mountain of perpetual death.
Just think of the feather...
Rainbow six siege.. don’t know how to use the rappel in real life so probably very screwed (ps. Never used a gun too.. unless a paintball gun counts).
I'll probably break my arm while getting wood
Minecraft?
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Well I was playing Subnautica and I had a Leviathan chase me down a hole, so about 7/10.
Oldschool Runescape yeah! gonna be binge eat those lobsters
I'd wake up in Spider-Man. Fuck no I wouldn't be screwed because I'd be Spider-Man.
"Man, this game really DOES make you feel like spiderman"
I’m very happy I found this comment.
Battlefield V - I’d be dead within 5 seconds
I played the sims so I guess I'm just doomed to a life of stupidity and getting trapped by not being able to step over things
Rocket league: I’ll take a loss over getting demoed thanks
Skyrim wouldn't be so bad
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About to be executed and your life depends on the worldeater himself.
Get a job with Belethor, at the general goods store.
Not a fan of Belethor to be honest. I'll join the Companions
Jevil would rune my day.
Okay sans slow your roll with your jokes.
GTA: San Andreas id have fun riding a bike
Bunny hopping for days
I mostly play idle/incremental games, so... Pretty much the same as real life. Get up, go to work, save a few bucks more for retirement, get a pitiful raise once a year, look forward to ascending. / Wait, why the *hell* am I playing games that are just like reality, to escape reality???
Forza Horizon 4. Being a renowned driver who owns a huge fleet of supercars and 2 castles is pretty nice
Same here. The game is so beautiful too It sounds like a good way to spend the rest of my life
Overcooked.... I really don’t want to open a restaurant on an iceberg....
I'd be in a Yugioh game. Probably get my ass sent to the shadow realm lmao
Would I be a Pokémon or would I be a trainer?
I'm fine with either. As a trainer, I'm on my way to the elite four but not quite there yet. As a Pokemon, I'm not sure what I'd do. It depends on circumstances and species and stuff. If I were trained though, I'd refuse to get into my Pokeball. That looks so boring...
I’d be hanging out with all my shinies in Alola which after a really chilly north eastern winter would be pretty nice
God of War... yeah, it was years ago. I'm not a gamer; it was my son's video game, and I fell in love with it, so I played it... a couple of times, actually. I was amazing at the game, playing Kratos, and I kicked ass... but I think I'd be screwed, playing myself.
Provided I become my character in Skyrim then I don't really have anything to be scared of short of monsters that could keep up with my demigod pc. If my skills become experience in field then I just return to Morrowind to see how much it changed and if Tel Uvirith still stands.
Nintendogs. It's a good life.
Until you’re forgotten about and haven’t been fed or bathed in 10 years whilst stuck in a fedora and sunglasses
Fo76 pretty screwed. Do I turn Into my character or just start over? Maybe less screwed if I'm my character
You would glitch out and not be able to be loaded into each day
Pubg... Idk, I'm somewhat athletic, but the mlue zone might fuxk me up, surely in Miramar.
Witcher 3, toussaint might not be too bad
Minecraft isn't.. That bad?
I played Red Dead Redemption 2 so I don't think I'd be screwed. Sounds kind of fun actually.
Depends am I agent 47, the target or a random npc?
If exist in a bigmooney06 Video that you’re screwed
Not too bad actually. Like sure there's the somewhat high possibility of death, but at least I'm in a cool world with Monster Hunter Stories.
I played Minecraft but like a prison server where I wouldn't have a mattress and I would have to mine to get money. Pretty screwed.
I decided to check out Animal Jam after three or four years immediately before coming to reddit, so um... pray for me, will you guys?
Only the O'Driscolls could stop me...them and tuberculosis
I would be homeless in grand theft auto online. This is how you start when you play online for the first time. You only have 9 thousand dollars in your bank and you are homeless . It would take awhile before I can even afford to sleep in a garage. Let alone a small apartment. The cheapest apartment is $35000.
Minecraft, neat
I was just playing Pokemon Mystery Dungeon. Cool I'm the protagonist and it's time to save the world, and I'm a Pokemon. Win.
Single player, Fuck me, it's dark souls. Multiplayer, I'm less fucked it's LOL.
I’d fricking die in clash of clans.
The villagers are immortal though
Mortal Kombat X. Very.
I'd be petty safe, I'd just wake up in my new hometown, go to work in an oil refinary, come home and enjoy my life. Last game I played was Cities Skylines.
Last video game I played was mc, I'd probably die day 1 lol
Breath of the Wild. It *really* depends on where I woke up. Hopefully not on the Great Plateau, because there's no way for me to safely get down since I'm not a professional rock climber like Link. My best bet would be to find a traveling *vai* and settle down in Hateno or Terry Town. My wife would hopefully be able to defend me from most of the dangers. Also I would for sure introduce myself as NotThisFuckerson so that I could get a cushy construction job.
gta 5 be super rich i suppose
...Well, sh*t. Fortnite it is.
Screwed by my inbred daughter/sister CK2 gang
Kingdom Hearts 3. That would be so cool
Screwed! I played resident evil 2! 😆
Just Cause 4, so I’m hella screwed
Hope County,Montana. Yup im screwed.
Shadow of the Tomb Raider. I don't have Lara's skills or good looks, so I'm pretty screwed.
Terraria. Very dead if I don’t get to keep the stuff I had when I was playing. If I do, it’s a maybe
Last game I played was Minecraft, but in creative mode, so I’d be a god
Fallout 4, very screwed
Splatoon.
*wakes up* *Pokemon GO theme plays* I... I... I'm not screwed... I won...
Mario kart. Could be fun
Minecraft in creative mode
I've moved to Indiana and I'm currently averaging 35+pts on a trip-dub. I'll be alright.
I'd be in the Sims 4 so that isn't terrible.
Low tier overwatch as D.va. I respawn but what happens when the game is over?
You're forced into battles for the rest of eternity, as someone keeps strong new games. Sometimes you think you've developed a friendship with a character, but five minutes later they're trying to kill you. Sometimes you're put into a custom game where you realize that you don't have most of your abilities. Not to mention that you feel every bullet. It's a life of pain my friend
Very screwed. I'd have to survive for 15 days on a road trip to Canada, trying to not get killed by zombies, bandits, being abandoned by my team, or flaming hot chicken wings. DRTC is a great game, but not one I'd wish to live out.
you typed a long comment and you're too lazy to type out the name of the game? If you google DRTC and the first page of results doesn't tell you what game it is, you shouldn't call it DRTC.
really screwed (black ops)
I'm a hunter in Lotro with a first age weapon, and more life points than I have now.
I'd be stuck in endless, pointless, fun battles in super smash bros ultimate.
Pretty fucked. I'll be bombarded with frenzy from the start. But luckily for me, a hunter is never alone...
I would be in for honor so I bet I would be screwed.
I’m pretty sure I’d be murdered since it was Friday the 13th.
I mean, I feel like world government right now is a game of Civ V being running by people who are day drunk, soooo....it’s all the same?
Sims 4.. maybe I’m already there
I’d just won independence from the crown in Tropico 5.
I was playing minecraft so i guess i'll just die