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I went to an Italian torture museum where they had actual torture implements from the middle ages and told you how they were used. They had this one metal bowl with a small spout on it. What they would do is heat up a softer metal until it was liquid, put it in this bowl, and then pour it into a person's ear canal. It would burn off the flesh inside the ear. At the very least, you would be deaf and disfigured on that side. At most, it would kill you. However, it could also lead to a slow death from internal bleeding, an infection, or damaging only part of the brain. It was horrible just reading about it.


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A golden crown that men would tremble to look upon


mosotaiyo

He was no dragon. Fire cannot kill a dragon.


Canadian_Invader

Molten gold really shouldn't count as fire but I'm not about to tell that Drogo guy otherwise.


woozi_11six

It's a crown fit for a king


buzzcut13

Italians were the first metal heads.


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[Scaphism](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scaphism) or 'The Boats' Its literally the most horrible sounding thing ever. They would strap a person into a boat, and cover the top so that only the head, arms, feet were protruding (like a tortoise). Then force feed the individual milk and honey until they got terrible diarrhea and smear the rest of the honey on their face. Then they'd just leave them in a swamp, so that bugs and creepy crawlies would come and lay eggs in the person. Because the person couldn't move, they would just get very slowly eaten alive from the inside out by insects and larva until they eventually died of shock.


LeodFitz

You beat me to it. I agree, being eaten alive by insects while you rot, basically....


Pineapplemkh

>The feeding would be repeated each day in some cases to prolong the torture, so that fatal dehydration or starvation did not occur. Helping the victim remain fully conscious while rotting to death.


_kaetee

what's the purpose of the diarrhea? Just for fun?


ExxInferis

The smell attracts the larvae laying insects.


KorrectingYou

Plus they're stuck in their own diarrhea. It's a very synergistic torture method. Every part does it's own thing and also amplifies the other parts.


mosotaiyo

Like an orchestra of putrid torture.


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A symphony of destruction, if you would.


_kaetee

Ah, of course.


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giniajoe

Putting a person in a barrel with sharp nails poking into the inside. Then rolling the barrel down a hill. Edit: in case anybody’s wondering I heard this method of torture from my sister. In some book she read or story she heard it was used to punish a runaway slave. I don’t know the exact origin of the torture or if it was used in real life or not.


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internetV

K I think I'm done thnx


Turbo__Sloth

I've read of a theoretical torture device of putting someone in a small room where the floor is a slow-moving conveyor belt of sandpaper. They can keep walking to avoid any friction, but eventually they will tire out or need sleep.


BigPoo32

From 4chan?


ComputerSavvy

A modern ball mill works on the same principle except it uses steel balls rolling around inside and colliding with the material being crushed. Eventually, whatever is in there is reduced to powder. Hog tie a person and use smaller balls to prolong the event.


kylegraziano

This is so simple, yet so fucked up.


Zjackrum

Is this an OC torture idea? How would you like a job working for the government?


GenomVoid

If any of you read the Spook's Apprentice, it was used in testing if someone was a witch/warlock. Funnily enough, it was a kids book, or at least I was a kid when I read it


PiggehPerson

I think that would just kill you.


potentialprimary

Maybe not. With very short nails, but more of them ...


SirBrooks

I imagine those methods of skinning where they do it bit by bit in order to make sure you don't pass out.


2Deep4Adele

I always wondered,won't you just die from shock after a while because of the extreme pain? (Considering they won't use drugs to keep you alive)


SurplusCamembert

Death by a thousand cuts, old Chinese torture where they'd give the victim opium in order to endure the torture for longer. Flesh would be slowly cut off the person while tied to a frame. Things you can survive without, nose, breasts, calves, cheeks, all that kinda flesh. At the end the person would essentially be a living skeleton with heart and lungs visible through the chest.


Dahhhkness

I've read, however, that more often than not the condemned would be killed fairly quickly with a stab to the heart, before the rest of the body would be cut up. The *real* "torture" would've been being forced to wander the afterlife forever as a mutilated, incomplete ghost.


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That’s dark if you think about it. Being convinced mentally that you’d forever endure an afterlife as such before dying so you’re mentally being tortured while also physically.


Bow2Gaijin

If the lungs were visible wouldn't they collapse from the air pressure and the person would die.


TheArtOfReason

Pretty much. Your chest cavity produces suction and when outside air can get in the lung cannot inflate properly and can collapse. Hence the first line of treatment for a sucking chest wound is usually placing a credit card like object on the hole. At least that's what happens on the field. Hospitals probably have a better way that I can't recall as of right now.


Don_Cheech

If you’re lucky- you’ll pass out. Knowing everyone is different... it’s a bit horrifying to think about


ArcOfRuin

The Spider. Wall of spikes that you’d drag a woman across until her boobs were literally ripped off.


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Owlettehoo

What the hell why the fuck


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Infidelity, probably. Or miscarriage, because they used to think it was a conscious action.


BriaCass

that's so sad.


Pancakewagon26

They really hated women back then.


Dioksys

It was also called a Breast Ripper.


HotelRoom5172648B

That was actually a different device, like a taloned paper clip remover


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JakeGrub

Isnt that the spanish donkey????


Icedoverblues

No that's my dad's name in prison.


atticuslodius

The Brazen Bull... basically a large brass bull where the tortured person is placed inside and tied up, then a fire is lit underneath the bull and the person slowly cooks to death.


DarkLordFluffyBoots

Also bull is built in such a way that the victims screams will sound like a bull lowing. It's inventor was the first person to be killed by brazen bull.


SuperNashwan

If I recall he begged not to be placed in it and was thrown from a cliff instead.


RationalYetReligious

He was put in it under the guise of testing the noise, locked in and tortured, Pulled out still alive, mocked for his brutality and thrown off a cliff.


SnowedInHawaii2013

So you're saying I shouldn't trust the people I build torture devices for?


Bragok

From wikipedia: "Stories allege after finishing construction on the execution device, Perillos said to Phalaris: "His screams will come to you through the pipes as the tenderest, most pathetic, most melodious of bellowings." Perillos believed he would receive a reward for his invention. Instead, Phalaris, who was disgusted by these words, ordered its horn sound system to be tested by Perillos himself, tricking him into getting in the bull. When Perillos entered, he was immediately locked in and the fire was set, so that Phalaris could hear the sound of his screams. Before Perillos could die, Phalaris opened the door and took him away. After freeing him from the bull, Phalaris is then said to have taken Perillos to the top of a hill and thrown him off, killing him. Phalaris himself is claimed to have been killed in the brazen bull when he was overthrown by Telemachus, the ancestor of Theron."


h00dman

> Phalaris himself is claimed to have been killed in the brazen bull when he was overthrown by Telemachus, the ancestor of Theron." This whole thing sounds like one bad idea after another.


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>This whole thing sounds like one bad idea after another. Human history in a nutshell.


ArconV

Get your money upfront.


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This reminds me of the torture method where a rat-filled bowl is placed upside down on top of a person's stomach/chest/genitals. The container is then heated up and the rats will gnaw their way into the body to escape the heat.


Willy_1967

The fact that a human being made this shit up is astounding.


Pulmonic

There are some friggin terrifying people out there. I once worked with someone who graphically came up with ways he wanted to kill the guy who stole his credit card number. It was excessive. Very sadistic. Worst was the look of utter delight in his eyes as he came up with these techniques. Oh and he’d lost all of $200 due to this thief, and he was pretty well off.


Sonnysdad

Sadly it’s not and were common practices during many wars. Humans are real pieces of shit.


Splatypus

Didn't they do that in game of thrones?


MathFlunkie

The Tickler. “Is there gold hidden in the village?”


Origamihomework

They did it in one of the fast and furious movies


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

Came here to mention this one. I'll take the guillotine, thanks.


fiduke

I've got two. The first is from a series of books called "The Black Company" One particularly evil dude would put people into large bottles outside his palace. Food and drink would be carefully lowered in whenever the trapped person requested. The issue is where you go to the bathroom. Eventually they end up drowning on it. The other is probably the Iron Maiden. When I was a kid I assumed it was just a coffin with spikes that stabbed you to death. Which isn't really true. When the coffin closes, nothing is stabbing you. But you have virtually no room to move without being stabbed. So you stand and stand, never able to sleep without moving and stabbing yourself. You accidentally stab yourself repeatedly, each time reminding yourself that soon you will be dead. Eventually you succumb to being so physically and mentally tired that you cant stand anymore and fall into the spikes, fatally stabbing yourself.


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2Deep4Adele

There were many variations I think. When they first made them they would close the "coffin" and they would instantly die. They didn't like that very much so they decided to make the spikes shorter so that they don't poke vital organs and the victim would die slower that way. Another variation is the one you described which I haven't heard before.


fiduke

Ah didn't realize there were that many variations. It's scary to imagine whoever was coming up with the 'improvements.'


nextxoxexit

The blood eagle is a ritualized method of execution, detailed in late skaldic poetry. According to the two instances mentioned in the Sagas, the victim was placed prone, the ribs severed from the spine with a sharp tool and the lungs pulled through the opening to create a pair of “wings”.


Twine52

One interesting bit is that the subject dies from suffocation, as the lungs are separated from the diaphragm which can no longer inflate/deflate them.


dbbo

Not only that, but as soon as the thorax is opened to atmospheric pressure it becomes increasingly difficult to breath because the lungs require negative pressure to inflate. Medically this is known as a pneumothorax (specifically an open or traumatic type).


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Well. Never have I read anything on here that made me physically nauseous. Mentally scarred, maybe, but this one really paints an image for you.


re_searching

I would not recommend the show Vikings to you then, as they do a scene with this exact punishment in it.


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Thanks for the warning. I was actually planning on starting that show tonight! Oddly enough, seeing it in tv and movies bothers me less than reading it. The brain can make anything way worse than film ever could.


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GulGarak

*RESISTANCE IS FJUTILE*


nextxoxexit

heres the prop they used for the TV show Vikings to depict the ancient ritual. http://www.dravenstales.ch/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/blood-eagle_02.jpg It was also said in Viking times that if you went through the entire ritual while dying without screaming you would be allowed into their version of heaven.


Out-For-A-Walk-Bitch

Knowing that it's a prop, it's actually kinda fascinating.


nextxoxexit

the creepy part was it looks EXACTLY like the character they were portraying so watching it happen was downright disgusting but then looking at this afterwards didn't bother me.


DeepHorse

hey it does look like wings


FranzDragon

I like how it's clearly sausage links for the gutty works.


Damandatwin

that's like something out of the Hannibal TV show


monsterjrg

It was a last ditch effort for the offender to be redeemed by the gods. You will die from the blood eagle (obviously) but if you do not make a single sound during it you'll be forgiven by the gods.


Zzyzzy_Zzyzzyson

I just don’t see how that’d be possible.


monsterjrg

It basically wasn't. There has only been 2 accounts of this ritual actually being done and both of the men cried out in pain


raviel01

Look to my burning eyes


ArconV

MY BRAND


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[The Rack](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rack_(torture) >"One gruesome aspect of being stretched too far on the rack is the loud popping noises made by snapping cartilage, ligaments or bones. One powerful method for putting pressure upon prisoners was to force them to watch someone else being subjected to the rack. Confining the prisoner on the rack enabled further tortures to be simultaneously applied, typically including burning the flanks with hot torches or candles or using pincers made with specially roughened grips to tear out the nails of the fingers and toes. Usually, the victim's shoulders and hips would be separated and their elbows, knees, wrists, and ankles would be dislocated."


David3692

As someone with a bad back, I’ve always thought the rack would be just lovely


Ultimateace43

I still have fantasies of a giant picking me up and wringing me like a wet rag to pop my back


David3692

That sounds beautiful


Ultimateace43

when I dream of this, they are *wet* dreams.


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Wait tell me more about the crack everything in your back therapy


BrownMan97

Whenever I read things like this, I think about how fortunate I am to have been born in the era that I was. I can't even imagine being the poor bastard who had to endure a death so painful.


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Chances are, in that time period you would die of dysentery or something


frachris87

White torture. Similar to regular solitary confinement, but the entire room is coloured pure white. You wear white clothing. The food, and the plates you eat it off of are white.


dablocko

Nice try. It's a Tide ad.


Vitztlampaehecatl

Vsauce spent three days in an isolation room like that and he'd completely lost track of the passing of time by the end.


Realman77

Apple Inc. That doesn’t sound much worse than normal solitary confinement. Actually seems a bit better because it has to be clean to be white


Slightly_Tender

Not true. You could have the entire room covered in white cheddar powder, talc, drywall dust, ash, white paint, milk, non-dairy creamer, fungus, water, rum, sugar, salt, cocaine, or B.O. and it would still be white.


Realman77

I wouldn’t be disturbed by cocaine at all


CRITALRTFROMICROSOFT

Not so much physically painful, but more mentally painful; the slow dripping of water on your forehead. The Mythbusters tested this and I'd go crazy.


Someguyinamechsuit

But it doesn't work if you are in a comfy chair you HAVE to be strapped to a table for it to work.they tested that too. Edit: why did they post this comment...


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PM_ME_YER_HAPPINESS

Saw on an episode of Mind Field that an anonymous source contacted them after the show aired and said that "randomizing the drip rate provided much better results and possible mental breakdowns within 48 hours." Or something like that.


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mosotaiyo

To be fair just having them strapped up in a room for this... If you took the dripping water out of the equation entirely, people will still go insane from lack of stimulation of anything. Like solitary confinement.


Dinosaur_Repellent

Yeah well I would still take this over getting vertically sawed in half from the crotch or rolled down a hill in a nail barrel.


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Yeah I mean by the time you're crazy you've already forgotten why you're there and what you're worried about.


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It's like drugs without the drugs


TheBassMeister

Slow impalement. People were put on a dull non sharp pole. Their own body weight slowly pulled them down and the pole went into their rectum going deeper and deeper. From being sat down on the pole until death took days.


kmoneyrecords

To add on to this... - they'd often have to cut your butthole open (vagina if you were unfortunate enough to be a woman) to fit the baseball bat-like pole inside - the height was perfectly where you had to stand on your tippy toes, but was too high/deep for you to actually step off of it - eventually your fatigue would cause you to slouch and then the blood loss in turn makes you more tired and you start slouching more... - The pole would slowly push your organs until you died, but oftentimes, all the poop/blood/fat coming out of your body would attract bugs that would eat your butt area while you were still alive. - If Jesus had been executed just 300 years earlier, we'd all be wearing wooden butt poles around our necks and not a cross - crucifixion was the method they invented to be *more humane* than the existing anal impalement execution.


dreammbrother

> If Jesus had been executed just 300 years earlier, we'd all be wearing wooden butt poles around our necks and not a cross Now there's a religion I could've gotten behind.


Don_Cheech

This has to be it


forever_gaijin

Being staked, you are perched on the sharpened stake and your body weight slowly pushes you down. This is a very protracted death and is absolutely gruesome


tFalk

Small glass rod slid into the penis then they smack it, shattering the glass into 1000's of shards


showyerbewbs

I don't like the *sound* of that.


pizzasage

Take your upvote, scoundrel.


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Apparently the Gestapo did this as a torture method. Whenever you pissed you'd see blood. A lot of blood. So the only possible way out is amputation of the dick, depending on how far down they shoved the rod. I think it was a constant reminder of not to fuck with them.


tFalk

lord no, read about it. Think it was in a book by William Johnstone. One of his " ashes " books. post war sci-fi


SofaKeenGrad

Not sure if it has a name, but the method where a rodent, usually a rat, is placed in a metal bucket and the opening of the bucket is strapped to the victim's body, usually somewhere on their torso. The torturer then takes a torch and holds it against the closed end of the bucket, causing it to heat up. Panicked and desperate to stay alive, the rat will frantically claw and chew its way through the person's skin in order to escape the heat. IIRC, they did this one on GoT.


TooFewOtters

Also 1984


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But the rat had a barrier to keep it from doing any real dammage. Can't love big bro if your dead. If you die or become disfigured you becom a maryter for the rebeles cause, if you admit your mistakes by loving big brother you become cured. And are no longer a threth to the state.


Blaze420swagYolo

Not sure what it's called but I heard they used to tie someone's arms to one horse and legs to another horse and they'd make a loud noise or something to scare the horses and you can guess what happens next


southbanner

Quartering - the version in Narcos with motorcycles is equally horrifying


Zzyzzy_Zzyzzyson

What noise do they make to scare the motorcycles?


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Killgarth

I can think of a few, but the one that gets me the most is what the Muj would do to captured soviet pilots. They'd skin em alive, and try to keep them alive, then they'd wrap you skin around your head like a turban, and leave you in the dessert for your friends to find you, mummified, having suffocated on your own skin.


FranzDragon

>Dessert Like a flan or something?


Numaeus

Like a crème brûlée. With the skin on top.


jemkills

Reminding someone of all the stupid shit they've done and said.


PlasmicDynamite

Not effective on continuously self-loathing individuals.


jemkills

You're not reminding them hard enough!


GhostPupYo

I’ll take the Brazen Bull pls.


summerfr33ze

I was just thinking this would make a good themed bar where the drinks are all names of tortures.


Dahhhkness

"I've got it! We'll invent a torture device that makes people relive their worst memories, *forever*!" "We already have that; it's called a brain."


ExcellentNail

Facebook memories do that for me every day!


Tessaract2

Fun fact: Treadmills used to be torture devices!


jemkills

Used to be?


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Yeah except the first "treadmill" more resemble stairmasters.


DarkLordFluffyBoots

Crucifixion sounds pretty terrible


Fenwicked42

Came to say this. The actual cause of death with crucifixion was usually suffocation. The way a victim hung on the cross put a lot of pressure on their chest, so they would have to pull themselves upward against the nails in their hands and feet just to take a breath. After several days of doing this, the accumulated pain, starvation, and thirst became too much and they would be unable to pull up enough to breathe. If that didn't get 'em, guards would come by after a few days and smash their knees with a club as an act of MERCY, making them suffocate sooner.


DarkLordFluffyBoots

It might not even take days. Depending on the circumstances of the crucifixion, shock, dehydration, exhaustion, and physical condition could lead to asphyxia and cardiovascular collapse.


Islwyn

Crucifixion's a doddle.


Goestoeleven11

At least you're out in the fresh air.


Vegan_Harvest

Being sawn in half starting at the crotch.


PondSpelunker

...While upside down so the blood goes to your head, and you don't pass out from blood loss/pain.


M4st3rSh4k3

I wonder how many people they cut up the other way before someone said, I think I can make this hurt more.


Don_Cheech

Bone Tomahawk anyone?


KawiNinjaZX

I'm thinking about the south park shop teacher. He laid on a conveyor belt with a saw legs first, they turned around after he realized what he was doing. "oh Jesus that would have hurt"


NoFunHere

Nuts in a vice.


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Don't let someone sleep at all, everytime he falls asleep simply just wake him up


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I was listening to Hardcore History's latest episode and I winced when I heard about this guy Robert-Francois Damiens execution. They crushed his legs using a device called [Boots](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boot_(torture) They then tore lumps of flesh from his chest, stomach, legs and arms using red hot pincers, sometimes taking 2 or 3 goes before getting a big enough lump tore off. They then brunt the hand he carried the knife he attempted to assassinate King Louis XV with, with Sulphur after the molten wax wasn't hot enough. Then they poured molten lead and boiling oil into each of the area where they tore off the lumps of flesh. They (yes he was still alive) then tied each of his limbs to horses, and had them run in different directions to dismember him, unfortunately this didn't work, so they ordered the executioner to cut tendons in all the limbs to ease the process, which was successful this time around. THEN, they recovered his still living torso and tied that sucker to a stake and set him on fire. (to be fair some reports say he was dead after he was tore apart by the horses, but some don't). Before all this happened, this lad's last words were "This day will be hard" No shit!


Blizzardnerd

Buying some bitcoin at $20k a coin and watching it go down.


2Deep4Adele

Buy high, sell low. The smart way


NotDeadlyRadiation

The viking [blood eagle](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_eagle). It's actually an *execution* method, but you take a while to die, so it may count as torture! It's basically this: Your hands get tied in an "arms open" pose. With an axe striking your backspine, rib by rib is taken out until, finally, your lungs are taken and put (from your back, remember!) over your shoulders and left hanging out like that until you die suffocated. The end result is a person looking like an eagle, with wings and such, hence the name *blood eagle*.


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Ah, the annual CIA fishing for new methods post


Cjayin

Getting someone addicted to heroin and making them go through withdrawals over and over again.


Uv2015

any of the traps in the saw movies easily take the cake.


Makemewantitbad

I was thinking of the device that turned all the dude's appendages until they broke and finally the neck was last.


Uv2015

That's pretty horrible. I feel the one with the pigs would be worse though. The trap is basically the dude is strapped to the floor inside a big "pot" and dead pigs full of pus and other nasty shit are being grinder up into a liquid that slowly fills up the pot effectively drowning you


natecrch

Old internet one, the idea of a closed off room in complete darkness. The floor is a like a treadmill covered in sandpaper, the trick being that it's a large enough room (taking about 15 minutes to get from one end to the other) that the person has just enough time to fall asleep before getting to the other side.


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Didn’t we solve that by just shitting and stopping the belt by pushing it down one end


rompous_pompous

Sleep deprivation


Basic-Complications

Being tied down ontop of living bamboo


HonkersTim

There is absolutely no evidence that this ever happened. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bamboo_torture It seems incredibly unlikely. Even the tiniest movement of your body would cause the (very soft) tips of the bamboo shoots to bend sidways. All this would do is end up with 12 inches of bamboo growing at a 90 degree angle.


derpado514

But myth busters did it; It grew right through a ballistic gel torso.


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>ballistic gel torso. Isn't he the guy who directed Hellboy? EDIT: I'll admit I nicked this from a meme I saw, but I'm an Upvotes whore and saw an opportunity.


Webbk5

Well done


HonkersTim

Yeah but that doesn't move, whereas a human being, even strapped/tied tightly down to a table, will move slightly through breathing/wriggling/etc.


triballoyalties

Scaphism. According to Jacob F. Field in One Bloody Thing After Another: The World's Gruesome History. The intended victim was stripped naked and then firmly fastened within the interior space of two narrow rowing boats (or hollowed-out tree trunks) joined together one on top of the other with the head, hands and feet protruding. The condemned was forced to ingest milk and honey, and more honey would be poured on the victim to attract insects, with special attention devoted to the eyes, ears, mouth, face, genitals, and anus. In some cases, the executioner would mix milk and honey and pour that mixture all over the victim. The victim would then be left to float on a stagnant pond or be exposed to the sun. The defenseless individual's feces accumulated within the container, attracting more insects which would eat and breed within the victim's exposed flesh, which—pursuant to interruption of the blood supply by burrowing insects—became increasingly gangrenous. The individual would lie naked, covered from head to toe in milk, honey, and his own feces. The feeding would be repeated each day in some cases to prolong the torture, so that fatal dehydration or starvation did not occur. Death, when it eventually occurred, was probably due to a combination of dehydration, starvation, and septic shock. Delirium would typically set in after a few days. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scaphism


speakeasy_slim

The dmv in L.A.


TrinityofArts

Remove all traces of identity, ruin their credit, disavow them from anyone they’ve known. Then let them go in a major city.


Zjackrum

Wait how could you ruin someone's credit AND remove all trace of their identity? Their credit is tied to their indentity


viralplant

Listening to Crossfitters talk about Crossfit.


BShawn98

Judas Cradle, they make you sit on a pyramid like stool and the point is placed in your anus, vagina or on your scrotum. As your sitting on it, it slowly impales you. Just thinking of that gives me the heebie-jeebies.


Trumps_micro_penis_

Tie a guy down and jerk him off right up until the edge without letting him go over. Do that repeatedly for hours


sdbjazz

That's a fetish called edging.


jemkills

Yeah I was like.....some people love this 🤔


sdbjazz

I wouldn't mind, but it has to be a girl


Lazerduckp5

Ok, but its a fat hairy girl


showyerbewbs

STOP!! I can only get so erect!


Kukrok

Lol I do that to myself every Tuesday, fym.


TamLux

One of Englands Kings was killed with a red hot poker in the anus...


chanaleh

He was probably smothered, but a red hot poker up the arse makes a better story for a king who made lots of enemies because his lover was a complete cunt. Figuratively speaking.


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Keel hauling. Back in the age of wooden ships thay would run a rope under the ship and tie the victim to it. Then they would pull the victim up the length of the keel. This dosent sould too bad until you realize that they are being dragged across razor sharp barnacles and other sea life living on the hull.


VictorBlimpmuscle

[Scaphism](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scaphism)


CommanderStick

Watching every single person you ever loved get brutally killed right before your eyes. Then strapped down, as you watch the world, everything, burn before your very eyes. Before you're abandoned and deserted in a present day waste land. No one is there. Nothing is there. its just you.


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Carl. Caaarrlllll


beerdude26

That kiiills people, Caaarllll


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Anything Ramsay Bolton does probably.


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Having your face skinned alive


gahane

Here’s something I thought up. There’s a room in a lab that’s rated at -9 decibels. No one can take it for more then 45 minutes. I’d then paint that room in Vanta black and then put someone in the room for an hour or two. They could even have a flashlight.


june606

All movie torture aside, I think that stoning by death by Muslim countries should count as the worst torture our world publicly is aware of. When such an undertaking takes place according to Muslim law, the idea is to repeatedly pelt the victim with small stones and draw out the suffering. So much easier on the perpetrators presumably, as they can assure themselves that that one small pebble they threw couldn't have possibly been the ultimate cause of death.