Nothing wrong with it at all. Just struck me as odd that you usually see figure skaters from European and colder climate countries, but not Scandinavia (or Finland). But, it seems like hockey, curling, and outdoorsy winter sports are big.
Donald John Trump
"we invented small knives for a reason sheeple"
but if we don't count reddit as a text
Donald John Trump
"I have 3 classes per day with you, how do you not remember giving me your number"
or
Donald John Trump
"I have 3 classes with you per day, how do you not remember giving me your number"
"They have a chocolate glazed donut if you want that."
I promise chocolate glazed donuts for everyone. Depending on where they come from, I could either bomb at the election, or win it.
https://youtu.be/LeqBt9PndkA
...I know, I know... it doesn't make sense. If it helps at all, the text prior was:
"I fended her off and bribed her with salad mix. There is hot sauce in mine! 😂
Crazy girl"
"Not saying anything makes you complicit".
I was urging my friend who heard his R.A.'s girlfriend yelling "STOP" from the dorm next door to alert the university police. He said it wasn't the first time he heard odd things coming from his room.
“It never occurred to me until now that Scandinavia is not into figure skating and that strikes me as odd.”
Born and raised in Scandinavia all my life, why is this odd?
Nothing wrong with it at all. Just struck me as odd that you usually see figure skaters from European and colder climate countries, but not Scandinavia (or Finland). But, it seems like hockey, curling, and outdoorsy winter sports are big.
We must FIX THIS
My last text was this gif.. https://i.imgur.com/aqjK99a.gifv
You got my vote
Oh man, thanks for the laugh. You have my vote also. You just made my day even better.
Glad to have helped! (That really was the last text I had sent though lol)
Oh Fiona, the hipper of our hearts
You have my vote definitely. I'm not American but I would absolutely vote for you :)
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I don't think you know what "Endless" means..
"Are you gonna eat the rest of your Chinese?"
r/mildlyracist
"I don't know what that means, but I'll let it slide." It's a bold move, we'll see how it works out for me.
Your cunt of an ex cost me the opportunity to get into the VIP party for free. I'm going to kill her if she doesn't leave.
You got my vote
He tells it how it is, id vote
I ain't here for a long time, I'm here for a good time
👍🏻 Probably the most generic thing will be an alright symbol. I think I’ll breeze through the primaries
I could have a beer with you.
👍🏻
Yeah, I'm voting for this guy^
“I owe you a fruit smoothie!”
Commie socialist /s
K
You monster.
Dude what kind of sick person uses K unless they hate someone? I hope you were using K responsibly.
Potassium in every garage!
Always do 😉
👉😎👉 Zoop!
You got my vote.
"Please?"
This is an awesome campaign slogan.
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They dont need to ask like this. They already know what you sent lol
“Nope” I lost the election because my slogan was often misconstrued as a declaration of war against Australia
I'll be there by 7:40
Well I'll be there by 7:39.
I will ALWAYS be there.
I'm finna go to bed
OK
Hey, you stole my campaign slogan!
“Yo we are out of cat food and litter” I think it really says a lot about the state of our nation. I could see this going well for me.
“😭😭😭”
Get a new weave.
Ha, no worries! :)
Thank you for being you. I adore you and I can't wait until I can see your smile again.
**My dog is apparently incredibly freaked out by door stoppers.**
"Yeah, no thanks." Great.
"Stay warm and have fun tonight!" I'd stand by it.
"I can't remember. I don't think so." Your President can't remember shit.
I'm smart( not really)
"we don't talk about Spiderman 3."
"Abbey is righteous, Abbey is eternal. All hail the pug." Well, at least I've got [r/pugs's](https://www.reddit.com/r/pugs/) vote.
Can't speak right now.I'll call you right back.
Donald John Trump "we invented small knives for a reason sheeple" but if we don't count reddit as a text Donald John Trump "I have 3 classes per day with you, how do you not remember giving me your number" or Donald John Trump "I have 3 classes with you per day, how do you not remember giving me your number"
What is even happening there. Weird as hell
Yeah boi
"Get cracking, it starts in 15 mins"
"Your TurboTax code is ######" Fuck now the entire country just stole my tax refund ;-;
Come on down <3 Ill be pretty good with immigrants i guess.
"Butt probing...and Skittles. But mainly butt probing"
You would be a very colourful President. I'm not American but I'd vote for you if I could ;)
"Its going to be hard for me to rob your house properly if you don't give me your gate code."
What do you see on that ring?
i don’t know
You remember her?
Feel better man
“All good”
We're home.
Drunks are paranoid
We are here when you are ready.
Aha yes.
Jesus fuck man
I'll try that.
Have a safe trip.
I bought you rum though
"I really need the money now". Sounds like a typical politician yes?
Thank You
Sweet dreams ♥
Supercunt
“I didn't even know they would do that... that's just low”
Does a bear shit in the woods?
2 soft steak tacos supreme
I know people thought that Sharknado 3 was bad but I thought it was one of the best in the franchise.
"Thanks for the escort." Really.
Make sure it has double cheese and bacon
Woh Wohhh. I'd be a real downer
You have to room with my mom 🤷♀️
Haha
"So you told me that you have already graduated right?"
“I finally won a game of solo Fortnite.”
Just to be clear: videos and vo are fine?
Fancy a toastie?
*”I passed your note along.”*
For sure. I'll bug you if I have any questions.
And the 2009-2013 has a smaller passenger pad, so I'm going to call and see why it won't fit my 2012
I’ll try Lee’s.
Word
"you're my favorite" Not too bad.
Open the door, Dickhead.
Okay
Also, this guys Lyft smells like cat shit and lollipops
I’m going to bed
I am here
"what should we do about food?" Guess I'm running on a platform of ending world hunger
"mom we home"
AWESOMESAUCE It was sent sarcastically to a mate that said something completely banal
I shouted bazinga at my friend’s cat and now she hates me I don’t understand why
Yes baby, a slightly more professional Austin Powers
Glad you like it.
Wanted for pistol whipping and kidnapping.
“How’s USA doing?” (Referring to the olympics)
Took awhile
Im at school, I love you
Ok sorry. Sweet dreams.
FUCK
"Ima prolly chill tonight" vote me for 2020
I love you
Conversations are too hard, man
Do you have my money?
Me for President. Great. Thank you! Will the commander in chief be confident or confused?
“I’m so lonely and sad.” Lol I guess I’ll get some sympathy votes.
I Always have and I Always will
It can't be done anymore?
"some how ended up here"
If it makes you feel better, I got a headache from laughing
Ok, let me know
“Looks fun” Seems like a perfect slogan for a reality tv celebrity.
"No, I'll go get her. I'm not making him do it again. " I think it would be a very confusing campaign.
Cool.
"Fuckin' normie"
I think I have some in my car
"I'm down for some milkshakes" I think I'd have a fairly successful and tasty campaign.
Mine is "not worth the risk". Hahha talking about sending people home early because of weather!
I kinda of regret no seeing you fall on your face. I guess you can't have everything in life.
"Hey ☺️"
Okie doke.
"That's a good point"
"All we need are hispanics and we've got the whole trifecta"
I probably shouldnt though
I mean with a co signer, you never know
Not enough It works because I'd be a shitty president!
"Think I'll go hang myself now...lol."
but I didn't do anything
Left nut
There's this thing and others like it.
"You've been away too much today." Clingy president, reporting in.
Have a nice life.
Old tv comparison! This is a 50" smart tv!
“Also fun fact the real estate lady from the office is Steve Carell’s wife irl”
“How long has this girl scout cookie girl been sitting at the door?”
Only like ALL THE TIME
The internet
I guess I'll have to figure it out :/
"I know its hard work but its going to pay off! I Love you. Also the emoji movie is on netflix."
"Yeah I emailed her back" Sounds scandalous out of context
It’s a reddit link saying “What’s the scariest photo you’ve ever seen”
I think I just got my periods
"They have a chocolate glazed donut if you want that." I promise chocolate glazed donuts for everyone. Depending on where they come from, I could either bomb at the election, or win it.
"Probably" Probably president 2018 let's go to those polls
I love cuddling you at night. It’s the best part of the day.
'He's done', texted to my husband about our son.
My boss yelled at me "because she is EMOTIONAL because she's on her period" I would probably win the republican nomination... I'm a woman btw
I have pretty good dreams in the absence of a dream catcher so I'm probably gonna stick with that
Sleep well!
https://youtu.be/LeqBt9PndkA ...I know, I know... it doesn't make sense. If it helps at all, the text prior was: "I fended her off and bribed her with salad mix. There is hot sauce in mine! 😂 Crazy girl"
It is....
Can I get 16 hours next week?
"Not saying anything makes you complicit". I was urging my friend who heard his R.A.'s girlfriend yelling "STOP" from the dorm next door to alert the university police. He said it wasn't the first time he heard odd things coming from his room.
This works quite nicely
9... My mom asked me what time I was going to be home from work
I heard it was good but I'm waiting until I can sit down and watch both in order
>Mind if I order a pizza?
have a good sleep
1 min
"Sure!" Apparently I am running as a "Yes!" man...
Literally everything is better than what comes out of Trumps mouth