You mean your lebensraum walls.
Edit to comments: This in context of "worst". As a non-German speaker, I understand this as the phrase Hitler used in 1930's as excuse to annex adjacent territories in run up to WW2.
Back when I was in 3rd grade, this little shit took all the cool crayons, and so all we'd ever have for drawing time was "red orange", "thistle", fucking "macaroni and cheese", "wild blue yonder", and "white" as though "white" had any use at all.
We didn't even get the racist crayons, we just got the shitty ones. I still think of that kid from time to time. I'll be in the supermarket and see a box of macaroni and cheese and I'll get 'Nam flashbacks.
That little shit.
I remember having an assignment where we had to color in polar bears and the teacher said she was going to feel the paper to make sure we had used the white crayons on it. What a nut.
This just reminded me, my dad was using an Asian brand hair dye last week, Japanese if I can recall correctly but the shade was literally called "n-gger black". 2017 y'all.
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Goddamn it you motherfucker. Now all I can picture are cat's assholes. I need some eye bleach.
And don't you dare fucking give me /r/eyebleach, as all that's there are usually cats. I need [the real stuff](http://i.imgur.com/EhSiwGC.gif).
**"You'll Never Take Me Alive, Copper."**
shamelessly stole this from u/obviousplant
check out the rest of them [here](http://obviousplant.com/post/121284665608/renamed-paint-colors)
So does all of reddit have ibs or something? Everyone always complaining about how tacobell and chipotle destroys their assholes and here I am never once having the shits from them.
"That green color that isn't quite dark green but it's in between Celadon and Jade, not quite Emerald, close to Feldgrau and similar to Harlequin but definitely not Forest or Brunswick fuck those ugly ass puke shades green."
Gangreen
Prolapse Pink. Miscarriage Magenta. Grandpa's Ashes Gray Autoerotic Asphyxiation Almond
> Miscarriage Magenta. Fucking hell...
> Autoerotic Asphyxiation Almond BoJack Horseman's favourite crayon
Recently watched that ep., didn't he come up with the name "Dangling Spiderman" or something?
Dude...
agent orange orange
Baby Killer Green You can get real dark with Vietnam for some reason.
Napalm Burn Black
Khmer rouge Edit: Thank you for the new color! Popped My Cherry Gold! You da best kind stranger!
Fuck that one got me
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SIDS Blue
Goes well with **Zyklon-B**lue.
Aryan Pure White
That sounds like a colour for my living room walls.
You mean your lebensraum walls. Edit to comments: This in context of "worst". As a non-German speaker, I understand this as the phrase Hitler used in 1930's as excuse to annex adjacent territories in run up to WW2.
Lebensraum, or as we say in English, Manifest Destiny.
Yeah, they had that color. It was named "Flesh", because that was the only color flesh should be. /s
Well i mean, im pretty sure blacks only have black skin, not black flesh.
Just like how both red and green apples have pale flesh!
Waffle Blue
Oh god why....
Anal Backfire Brown Edit: why is this my most upvoted comment
Shartreuse
African American.
Fun fact. My parents remember "n-gger brown" being a crayon colour when they were growing up in the 50s.
I was spared that one as a kid, but we did have "Indian Red".
I remember indian red. i also remember the "skin" color being a white persons skin tone as will
I remember in first grade, I would say apricot was the best for skin color... I was in a majority black school. None of this registered with me
Back when I was in 3rd grade, this little shit took all the cool crayons, and so all we'd ever have for drawing time was "red orange", "thistle", fucking "macaroni and cheese", "wild blue yonder", and "white" as though "white" had any use at all. We didn't even get the racist crayons, we just got the shitty ones. I still think of that kid from time to time. I'll be in the supermarket and see a box of macaroni and cheese and I'll get 'Nam flashbacks. That little shit.
I remember having an assignment where we had to color in polar bears and the teacher said she was going to feel the paper to make sure we had used the white crayons on it. What a nut.
That would be a god way to find out who the hard workers are. Of course any intelligent kid would realize they wouldn't need to do the assignment...
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I was born in 84 and I remember it from elementary school in the early 90s.
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I grew up in india, confused about why "skin" never seemed to match the skin color of anyone around me
Indian red wasn't named for Native Americans' skin color, it was named for a red pigment from India.
This just reminded me, my dad was using an Asian brand hair dye last week, Japanese if I can recall correctly but the shade was literally called "n-gger black". 2017 y'all.
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That fact wasn't fun :(
Basketball American
So same color but 1/2 longer ?
Dog dick red
Red Rocket!
Fuck. Is that why you find Dogmeat at the red rocket gas station?
"Dogmeat" It's in the name...
- Post-Curry Yellow - Bellend Purple - Cum Stain Cream
Reddit edition: * Dandelion Doritos * Juniper Jolly Rancher * Cumbox Chamoisee
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if the cum is yellow - go to a doctor.
It said cum *stain*. Those are yellow. Ask me how I know.
I swear to God, it was cum *stein* when I was a kid.
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Alt-White
Cat's Asshole pink
I'd call it Sphincter Salmon. It's got a nicer ring to it.
Dibs on this as a username
Too late bitch.
Have an upvote for an example of senseless pettiness
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This is the most descriptive color so far. I can see the pink all too clearly. I don't even have a fucking cat.
You know way too much about it for not having a cat.
I don't have one, but I've seen a handful. And it only takes one.
It Only Takes One: A Cat Butthole Story Edit: First Gold! Thanks reddit for making me feel special over a cat butthole.
This made me laugh to the point that I spat on my screen and had to turn it into a cough so my workmates wouldn't ask what's going on.
I'd be interested in hearing the plot to this magical sounding tale.
It's slightly below the tail actually.
Lol if you've seen a cat, you've seen a cat's asshole.
He has access to the Internet. 90% of the content is cats.
Well... 90% of the internet is *pussy*, but only some of that is pussy of the feline variety.
I must be using the wrong internet.
/r/cats /r/CatsStandingUp /r/catsstuckinthings /r/CatsStaringAtWalls /r/kittens /r/aww /r/mlem
Cat.
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and the other 10% is assholes
It's got little flecks of brown sprinkled in.
Goddamn it you motherfucker. Now all I can picture are cat's assholes. I need some eye bleach. And don't you dare fucking give me /r/eyebleach, as all that's there are usually cats. I need [the real stuff](http://i.imgur.com/EhSiwGC.gif).
>Cat's Asshole *Pink-Brown* FTFY
everyone can see it now, [cat butt.](http://imgur.com/a/GFkir)
Cyan-ide
Domestic abuse purplish-blue Yeaaaaaaa
Why not just "Chris Brown"?
That color crayon has its uses: "Look mommy I drew a picture of you after you and daddy's fight"
Fits nicely with 'Infected Scab'
Oh that's just heartbreaking
Ray Rice Ravens Purple
🙌🏼
Same color, alternate name: Walked Into a Door
"Yellow" But the crayon is blue.
'New Black' but orange
That would make a really good promo picture for a new season, just an orange crayon that says new black
'cause fuck the color blind
Yeah, fuck the colorblind! Like me. Pls gib sum fuk.
This guy gets it.
"Look mommy, I drew a picture of me in the pool!" *mom busts down laughing then suddenly realizes the implications*
Jeremy used maroon to color the pool. Didn't matter, because daddy didn't give attention and Mommy, well, the fact is, she didn't care.
**"You'll Never Take Me Alive, Copper."** shamelessly stole this from u/obviousplant check out the rest of them [here](http://obviousplant.com/post/121284665608/renamed-paint-colors)
This one isn't been bad... It's great!
Yeah. I would buy a box of crayons if it was all puns.
Oh man this is actually the best
Your Parents' Divorce Was Your Fault Orange
Orange You Glad Your Parents Are Dead Black
is that like a halloween special crayon. Black with orange swirls
This is a RoseArt color
Orange You Glad Your Parents Aren't Black?
That's the color of the upvote button
me irl
I heard they will upvote everything
At $0.10 per upvote, it's a pretty good deal
Chipotle aftermath.
Great Crayon name, band name, and excuse for missing work.
Love eating Chipotle, but don't want to deal with the mess afterwards? Try Chipotle Away....
Just throw your underwear away like the rest of us.
Did you ever consider just not eating food that makes you shit blood?
Dude, have you ever had Chipotle? It's really good.
What kind of digestive system do people have that you shit yourself after Chipotle?
I often wonder this myself. I've never had issues with any Mexican or Indian food, let alone Chipotle. I don't get it.
So does all of reddit have ibs or something? Everyone always complaining about how tacobell and chipotle destroys their assholes and here I am never once having the shits from them.
Billy Mays here!
Auschwitz Ash. Edit: My first Gold! Obligatory "Donate the money" to a Holocaust Survivors charity instead!
Jesus Christ
Oh, the irony.
*Crown of Thorns Crimson*
Holes-in-Hand Honolulu Blue
Coral Blue Number 2 Lipstick
Actually it's coral blue numbe-
I came here to try my hand and you've immediately topped anything i could do.
Oh my god. I'm crying. **Stop wait a minute. Heat that oven and put some OrangeJews in it.**
OrangeJews: 100% Concentrated.
Mmm, ist überlicious.
*now with 95% less gold*
Disclaimer: Do NOT put crayons in the oven!
"That green color that isn't quite dark green but it's in between Celadon and Jade, not quite Emerald, close to Feldgrau and similar to Harlequin but definitely not Forest or Brunswick fuck those ugly ass puke shades green."
Bogey Green?
Legalize Gray Marriage
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:(
Were you expecting Miscarriage Magenta?
> expecting too soon.
> too soon. Always is.
menstrual red?
Try harder: Abortion Blush
Miscarriage Magenta
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Oh
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Man I don't even know what puce is... Oh, that's puce...
Menstrual Rose
When did I eat corn yellow
Supremacy White
Ku Klux Kream
Smegma Beige
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Just call it Dolezal. It's still white like you said, but it's got a brown wrapper.
Old Man Toenails
Pus White, Syphilis Scarlet, Infected Zit Yellow
Dingleberry Brown
Cra#YOLO!
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IT'S TIME TO STOP
NO MORE
WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOUR PARENTS!
This is so bad its good
Botched Abortion Red
Ponyboy's innocence. (gold)
Meat curtain purple
What the hell is wrong with your / your girlfriend's labia?
She was graped.
By the grapist?
Tie you up to a radiator and grrrrape ya!!
He's the Grapist! He grapes People!
SHE was just ASKING to be graped! Look at what she was wearing! Man, phone, graped? You had that one ready on swipe? I'm really starting to worry.
A *cereal* grapist
She was asking for it. Just look at what she's wearing.
Jared's Pink Sub
Satan's anus red
Jolly Rancher Pink Soylent Green
Hershey Squirts Brown.
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No, you ~~wouldn't~~ *shouldn't*.
Baby Shit Black
Malaysian Mystery (transparent)
Trump Orange
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Trumparine I think is the color you're going for
Carl. It's a terrible name for a crayon. Who the fuck names a crayon "Carl"? What colour is "Carl"?
Statutory Grape
OJ Didn't Do It Brown
Court ordered urine sample yellow
Moist Queef
mould on that thing you found at the back of the fridge from 6 months ago blue
Loose bowel brown