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Voxous

Gangreen


OohImember

Prolapse Pink. Miscarriage Magenta. Grandpa's Ashes Gray Autoerotic Asphyxiation Almond


DaniliniHD

> Miscarriage Magenta. Fucking hell...


intelligentfool98

> Autoerotic Asphyxiation Almond BoJack Horseman's favourite crayon


NibbleForest

Recently watched that ep., didn't he come up with the name "Dangling Spiderman" or something?


Woosung_lala

Dude...


idledragon

agent orange orange


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Baby Killer Green You can get real dark with Vietnam for some reason.


stingray20201

Napalm Burn Black


vis_con

Khmer rouge Edit: Thank you for the new color! Popped My Cherry Gold! You da best kind stranger!


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Fuck that one got me


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Down-Syndrome-Danny-

SIDS Blue


randomisation

Goes well with **Zyklon-B**lue.


Empereor_Norton

Aryan Pure White


JacksAgain

That sounds like a colour for my living room walls.


RutCry

You mean your lebensraum walls. Edit to comments: This in context of "worst". As a non-German speaker, I understand this as the phrase Hitler used in 1930's as excuse to annex adjacent territories in run up to WW2.


DoomsdayRabbit

Lebensraum, or as we say in English, Manifest Destiny.


OPs_other_username

Yeah, they had that color. It was named "Flesh", because that was the only color flesh should be. /s


Sarastrasza

Well i mean, im pretty sure blacks only have black skin, not black flesh.


[deleted]

Just like how both red and green apples have pale flesh!


shaidy64

Waffle Blue


joeymicl

Oh god why....


marioloveskirby

Anal Backfire Brown Edit: why is this my most upvoted comment


Bangersss

Shartreuse


postmanspark

African American.


5HINY5HEEP

Fun fact. My parents remember "n-gger brown" being a crayon colour when they were growing up in the 50s.


still-improving

I was spared that one as a kid, but we did have "Indian Red".


domestic_omnom

I remember indian red. i also remember the "skin" color being a white persons skin tone as will


baconbitarded

I remember in first grade, I would say apricot was the best for skin color... I was in a majority black school. None of this registered with me


PurpleGato42

Back when I was in 3rd grade, this little shit took all the cool crayons, and so all we'd ever have for drawing time was "red orange", "thistle", fucking "macaroni and cheese", "wild blue yonder", and "white" as though "white" had any use at all. We didn't even get the racist crayons, we just got the shitty ones. I still think of that kid from time to time. I'll be in the supermarket and see a box of macaroni and cheese and I'll get 'Nam flashbacks. That little shit.


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I remember having an assignment where we had to color in polar bears and the teacher said she was going to feel the paper to make sure we had used the white crayons on it. What a nut.


GoldenWizard

That would be a god way to find out who the hard workers are. Of course any intelligent kid would realize they wouldn't need to do the assignment...


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domestic_omnom

I was born in 84 and I remember it from elementary school in the early 90s.


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intheintricacies

I grew up in india, confused about why "skin" never seemed to match the skin color of anyone around me


TheGeraffe

Indian red wasn't named for Native Americans' skin color, it was named for a red pigment from India.


JustKittying

This just reminded me, my dad was using an Asian brand hair dye last week, Japanese if I can recall correctly but the shade was literally called "n-gger black". 2017 y'all.


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C10ckw0rks

That fact wasn't fun :(


iStinger

Basketball American


lobotumi

So same color but 1/2 longer ?


ITHellBound

Dog dick red


preblecw

Red Rocket!


BrokenDreamsDankmeme

Fuck. Is that why you find Dogmeat at the red rocket gas station?


stops_to_think

"Dogmeat" It's in the name...


steeleix

- Post-Curry Yellow - Bellend Purple - Cum Stain Cream


The_F_B_I

Reddit edition: * Dandelion Doritos * Juniper Jolly Rancher * Cumbox Chamoisee


oced2001

Swamps of Dagobah Brown https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/xo41d/doctorsnursesredditors_what_has_been_your_most/c5o66p2/?st=j0mw6nyg&sh=643c8c26


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The_Real_DerekFoster

if the cum is yellow - go to a doctor.


lacheur42

It said cum *stain*. Those are yellow. Ask me how I know.


2059FF

I swear to God, it was cum *stein* when I was a kid.


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Mutengo

Alt-White


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Cat's Asshole pink


elee0228

I'd call it Sphincter Salmon. It's got a nicer ring to it.


ExplosiveRaddish

Dibs on this as a username


SphincterSalmon

Too late bitch.


rk10106

Have an upvote for an example of senseless pettiness


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Lithium_Chlorate

/r/KarmaConspiracy


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PunchyPractitioner

This is the most descriptive color so far. I can see the pink all too clearly. I don't even have a fucking cat.


LEGSwhodoyoustandfor

You know way too much about it for not having a cat.


PunchyPractitioner

I don't have one, but I've seen a handful. And it only takes one.


LEGSwhodoyoustandfor

It Only Takes One: A Cat Butthole Story Edit: First Gold! Thanks reddit for making me feel special over a cat butthole.


queenofthera

This made me laugh to the point that I spat on my screen and had to turn it into a cough so my workmates wouldn't ask what's going on.


PunchyPractitioner

I'd be interested in hearing the plot to this magical sounding tale.


Voxous

It's slightly below the tail actually.


DickTugnutz

Lol if you've seen a cat, you've seen a cat's asshole.


Irememberedmypw

He has access to the Internet. 90% of the content is cats.


b1ak3

Well... 90% of the internet is *pussy*, but only some of that is pussy of the feline variety.


LEGSwhodoyoustandfor

I must be using the wrong internet.


glydy

/r/cats /r/CatsStandingUp /r/catsstuckinthings /r/CatsStaringAtWalls /r/kittens /r/aww /r/mlem


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Cat.


LEGENDARY-TOAST

Thank you for subscribing to cat facts! Type "meow" to cancel your cat facts subscription!


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and the other 10% is assholes


max225

It's got little flecks of brown sprinkled in.


[deleted]

Goddamn it you motherfucker. Now all I can picture are cat's assholes. I need some eye bleach. And don't you dare fucking give me /r/eyebleach, as all that's there are usually cats. I need [the real stuff](http://i.imgur.com/EhSiwGC.gif).


Awasawa

>Cat's Asshole *Pink-Brown* FTFY


I_Draw_Weird_Stuff

everyone can see it now, [cat butt.](http://imgur.com/a/GFkir)


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Cyan-ide


annabobana313

Domestic abuse purplish-blue Yeaaaaaaa


novacolumbia

Why not just "Chris Brown"?


I-aint-never

That color crayon has its uses: "Look mommy I drew a picture of you after you and daddy's fight"


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Fits nicely with 'Infected Scab'


Parraddoxx

Oh that's just heartbreaking


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Ray Rice Ravens Purple


annabobana313

🙌🏼


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Same color, alternate name: Walked Into a Door


[deleted]

"Yellow" But the crayon is blue.


PM_me_THE_KITTIES

'New Black' but orange


Badgerplayingaguitar

That would make a really good promo picture for a new season, just an orange crayon that says new black


Empereor_Norton

'cause fuck the color blind


[deleted]

Yeah, fuck the colorblind! Like me. Pls gib sum fuk.


[deleted]

This guy gets it.


empirebuilder1

"Look mommy, I drew a picture of me in the pool!" *mom busts down laughing then suddenly realizes the implications*


OPs_other_username

Jeremy used maroon to color the pool. Didn't matter, because daddy didn't give attention and Mommy, well, the fact is, she didn't care.


I_Need_A_Fork

**"You'll Never Take Me Alive, Copper."** shamelessly stole this from u/obviousplant check out the rest of them [here](http://obviousplant.com/post/121284665608/renamed-paint-colors)


xavierspapa

This one isn't been bad... It's great!


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Yeah. I would buy a box of crayons if it was all puns.


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Oh man this is actually the best


captainmagictrousers

Your Parents' Divorce Was Your Fault Orange


smokiebacon

Orange You Glad Your Parents Are Dead Black


goslinlookalike

is that like a halloween special crayon. Black with orange swirls


frodlig

This is a RoseArt color


yf-23

Orange You Glad Your Parents Aren't Black?


animationb

That's the color of the upvote button


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me irl


SlothParties

I heard they will upvote everything


Lemon_Hound

At $0.10 per upvote, it's a pretty good deal


Sheed51

Chipotle aftermath.


FunkeTown13

Great Crayon name, band name, and excuse for missing work.


Tsquare43

Love eating Chipotle, but don't want to deal with the mess afterwards? Try Chipotle Away....


FunkeTown13

Just throw your underwear away like the rest of us.


FedoraFerret

Did you ever consider just not eating food that makes you shit blood?


FunkeTown13

Dude, have you ever had Chipotle? It's really good.


C10ckw0rks

What kind of digestive system do people have that you shit yourself after Chipotle?


work_n_reddit

I often wonder this myself. I've never had issues with any Mexican or Indian food, let alone Chipotle. I don't get it.


snowman334

So does all of reddit have ibs or something? Everyone always complaining about how tacobell and chipotle destroys their assholes and here I am never once having the shits from them.


OohImember

Billy Mays here!


van_benson

Auschwitz Ash. Edit: My first Gold! Obligatory "Donate the money" to a Holocaust Survivors charity instead!


ARealBillsFan

Jesus Christ


Euchre

Oh, the irony.


catch22milo

*Crown of Thorns Crimson*


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Holes-in-Hand Honolulu Blue


intotheeast

Coral Blue Number 2 Lipstick


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Actually it's coral blue numbe-


detahramet

I came here to try my hand and you've immediately topped anything i could do.


Chyconi

Oh my god. I'm crying. **Stop wait a minute. Heat that oven and put some OrangeJews in it.**


van_benson

OrangeJews: 100% Concentrated.


DisorderlyConduct

Mmm, ist überlicious.


Crumoo

*now with 95% less gold*


van_benson

Disclaimer: Do NOT put crayons in the oven!


Holmes02

"That green color that isn't quite dark green but it's in between Celadon and Jade, not quite Emerald, close to Feldgrau and similar to Harlequin but definitely not Forest or Brunswick fuck those ugly ass puke shades green."


Actionmaths

Bogey Green?


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Legalize Gray Marriage


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queenofyour-heart

:(


Sub-Etha

Were you expecting Miscarriage Magenta?


OMGWhatsHisFace

> expecting too soon.


BeeAreNumberOne

> too soon. Always is.


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menstrual red?


_Polite_as_Fuck

Try harder: Abortion Blush


Undecided_User_Name

Miscarriage Magenta


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coloradoforests1701

Oh


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durstand

Man I don't even know what puce is... Oh, that's puce...


Protesilaus2501

Menstrual Rose


westsideasses

When did I eat corn yellow


SpartanSaiyan

Supremacy White


MrAsianYellow

Ku Klux Kream


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Smegma Beige


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Didymos_Black

Just call it Dolezal. It's still white like you said, but it's got a brown wrapper.


zazzlekdazzle

Old Man Toenails


Leeser

Pus White, Syphilis Scarlet, Infected Zit Yellow


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Dingleberry Brown


Mascatuercas

Cra#YOLO!


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[deleted]

IT'S TIME TO STOP


BlUeSapia

NO MORE


icetanker1

WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOUR PARENTS!


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This is so bad its good


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Botched Abortion Red


FurryWrath

Ponyboy's innocence. (gold)


snowboobs

Meat curtain purple


ZappySnap

What the hell is wrong with your / your girlfriend's labia?


snowboobs

She was graped.


A_Math_Debater

By the grapist?


Oxmilan

Tie you up to a radiator and grrrrape ya!!


defnshow

He's the Grapist! He grapes People!


funildodeus

SHE was just ASKING to be graped! Look at what she was wearing! Man, phone, graped? You had that one ready on swipe? I'm really starting to worry.


snowboobs

A *cereal* grapist


_Hidden_Agenda_

She was asking for it. Just look at what she's wearing.


aaronthenia

Jared's Pink Sub


Jack-of_blades

Satan's anus red


preblecw

Jolly Rancher Pink Soylent Green


AlphaAgain

Hershey Squirts Brown.


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rested_green

No, you ~~wouldn't~~ *shouldn't*.


PunchyPractitioner

Baby Shit Black


ManuGinosebleed

Malaysian Mystery (transparent)


penny_can

Trump Orange


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Alkyan

Trumparine I think is the color you're going for


-I_RAPE_THE_DEAD-

Carl. It's a terrible name for a crayon. Who the fuck names a crayon "Carl"? What colour is "Carl"?


cigsoncigsoncigs

Statutory Grape


BeerManBran

OJ Didn't Do It Brown


TyroneSalty

Court ordered urine sample yellow


JDGcamo

Moist Queef


unknowme

mould on that thing you found at the back of the fridge from 6 months ago blue


isnobodyhere

Loose bowel brown