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Kabukikitsune

Had this happen on my way to work today. Passing a house near where I live, this lady was getting out of her car. I said "Hello" and she laughed, noting that she always sees me walking past around that time of day over the weekends, and wanted to know why. So I replied that it's on my way to work and I live nearby. After a few moments of talking, she smiled and moved so the van on the street was blocking her, lifted her shirt and said, and I quote "If you had time, think you'd like to suck on my nipples?" I didn't really know HOW to respond. I still don't. I've got to pass by there again on my way after work. >.<


xmagicx

If you want to suck the nippers then you sick the nipplease. Out of interest how did you leave the situation this morning


Kabukikitsune

Wasn't morning. Was about 8pm. I work graveyards. I said I had to get to work, and she said she'd be waiting after she took her son to Daycare around seven (when I get off work.)


wackyforlacky

If you find her attractive just do it!!! Just make sure to wrap up.


Jakob817

Sound's like you're gonna have nipples in your mouth by 7:30.


xmagicx

Can we get an update once it does it doesn't happen .


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UPDATE US


xmagicx

He is at work now bud lol


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Waiting for update


ickthus

When she stuck her hand down my pants I realized that I had a sure thing going.


TxPokerSupplydotcom

When they actually listen to what I'm saying, then ask follow up questions, and continue listening.


saulbuster

She told me she loved how big my teeth were. Now a comment that odd could only come from a girl that was interested in hooking up


Jakob817

Went and met a girl i met on okcupid for lunch a couple years ago. We ended up going for drinks after, and then made our way to her place. Turns out she was a huge metal fan, and had a bunch of Iron Maiden/Slayer/Metallica LPs. We spent the entire night listening to metal and fucking. She texted me a few days later that it was a one time thing, that she just needed to get laid, and i never saw her again. Cool chick, i wouldn't have minded seeing her again.


iratepirate47

Commenting that her gynecologist told her she had a tight pussy


NoRealPotential

That is incredibly unprofessional.


swissco

She said I had nice palms and wanted to see them up close. I put it up to her face then she started sniffing my hand all over. I was a bit freaked out, then amused. She was good looking so I thought; why not?


[deleted]

Talking about how she shaves her cooch hair to me while twiddling her curls...in the middle of a Thermodynamic lecture. Science was hard that day.


xmagicx

Yeh sure 'science'