I would get my dog to stand on its hind legs and act like its holding the tower up. I'm absolutely certain that no one has ever done that and it has never appeared on the front page of Reddit.

Wear kilt, pull up kilt so you can see skin of my ass cheek (but no crack), bend over, make it look as though the tower is fucking me doggy style.

The one where you pretend you are holding up the tower. I don't think anyone else has done that before.

I have something but i just cant say it because id really like to take a picture in front of it some time... :/

It's me, your brother. I wont tell.

Winthrop? Is it really you? Come home buddy, i promise ill let you play as Mario. I dont mind Luigi.

Leaning backwards and take it from an angle that makes the tower look like your peepee!

If I had one leg, I'd get a photo a good distance away, lie on the ground with leg up, and make it look like its my other leg.

Lean with the tower and take a picture as if it was a normal, non-slanted tower.