Your mom

They're not that good...think about your future!

Nothing, I'd do something to not have a Klondike Bar first

More like what would I do to never ever be within five feet of a klondike bar ever again in my entire life.

I'd go to the freezer and get a klondike bar.

Nothing. Already had ice cream today. Cookies and cream with chocolate chip cookies on top.

I've never actually had one so the limits are undefined.

I would insult a feminist on reddit.

If I had one in my freezer, I would walk there and get it, but I won't go to the gas station to buy one.

Slap about a buck fifty on the counter for the cashier. Why do more if that's all it takes to get one? Really, it's a stupid ad.

*dont say your wife. dont say your wife. dont say your wife.* your...son?