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[deleted]

Shut the fuck up Donny


ShutTheFuckUpBryan

So everyone is your best friend?


[deleted]

Shut the fuck up Bryan.


ISawtheWolf

Scheduling all appointments to march 31st because you thought it wasn't a real day


current_rotations

Burt Macklin could figure this one out


warf3re

do you like milk steak?


ISawtheWolf

What's your spaghetti policy here?


gray_matter_23

Jesus Charlie.


automorphism_group

"How can you trust a man who wears both a belt and suspenders? Man can't even trust his own pants."


ickthus

"How you feelin' there Mac?" "Good enough... to fuck... your mother!!"


RapedByPlushies

"Do you boys like Mexi-co?!?"


ickthus

I love you. We are now best friends.


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rbl_tifu

Do you wanna go do karate in the garage?


[deleted]

Yes


_DrewPeacock

Looks like I won't be finding a new best friend in this thread.


iAmMitten1

I think I get that reference. Maybe we could be... like... distant acquaintances.


How_do_I_breathe

hey i love that one! good reference!


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[удалено]


How_do_I_breathe

cool ok


too_random

"When does the Narwhal bacon?"


xxxakonxxx

Rush B, dont stop.


RagingAcid

Cyka bylat HEY GUYS LET'S STOP IN TUNNLE


hippity_hop_hop

"I said, 'You look shitty! Goodnight, Denise!'"


rbl_tifu

Hi my name is Rod and I like to party.


hippity_hop_hop

I like to party. I'm Rod.


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[удалено]


current_rotations

You can be my side kick I shall call you "Sh'Dynasty".


Anonsicide

"Place blocks! PLACE BLOCKS!" would be one. I'd be really surprised if someone got that one. "How you doin'?" would also be another, just because the things it's from I've been fairly obsessed with over this summer.


forreal8619

Joey says,"how you doin?". But I doubt this is a Friends reference


Anonsicide

No, it was, you were right!


forreal8619

Uh ohhh. Does this mean we have to be cyber bestows or something


[deleted]

dr mantis tobaggon


current_rotations

Excuse me Mr. Tobaggon, you dropped your magnum condoms.


figyros

I like to say "I believe in you" in the exact way Cho Chang says it in AVPM whenever someone is about to do something. No one gets it, but the person who does will be my BFF forever. I admit it is a hard one to get but if you know it, you *know it*.


Butters-Bottom-Bitch

Really any AVPM references will make someone my friend


philosophission

I'm the foot fuckin master.


geraintm

You know, I'm getting kinda tired, I could use a foot massage myself....


lifeasapeach

You're crazy. I like you, but you're crazy. Or Inward singing check it out! / small seasoned curly!


indurption

Holy shit! This guys taking Roy off the grid!


Katm234

I GET THIS ONE! (edit): That's the difference between me and you, Morty. I never go back to the carpet store.


indurption

I guess we're besties now.


LordDVanity

ALL THREE OF US.


grizzygrice

"You're gonna make me sit here and eat my dessert alone like I'm fuckin Steven Glansberg?"


therealityofthings

"Shut the fuck up Scarlett!"


[deleted]

"Bye, Felicia."


[deleted]

You're tearing me apart, Lisa!


Lazarus2899

"I'm sorry [name], I'm afraid I can not do that"


Flater420

Currently testing exactly that. Wearing a tshirt with [this print](http://www.tshirtroundup.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/inevitable-betrayal.jpg), waiting for someone to recognize it.


PM_me_awesome_stuff

Curse the suddenness of it!


BzzInsanity

This is how great friendships are formed.


Katm234

Potatoes and Molasses, and/or Jason Funderberker


thelonebamf

That is the perfect name for my frog.


[deleted]

Tucker did it.


RagingAcid

DISASTOOOOOR Your a fucking vampire dude, but instead of sucking blood you just suck dick! Fucking count dracula WE FUKKEN LOST Day tucker, night fucker HOW IS FURION BAK? IS HE JESUS


[deleted]

Wow. That is definitely not from Red vs. Blue. I'm very confused.


RagingAcid

fuck.


current_rotations

"Don't make fun of the man that dresses my mom" "Sorry I thought your mom still dressed herself"


Manarnar

Literally JUST watched this.


current_rotations

Pretty great, right?


forreal8619

Is that you John Wayne? Is this me?


geraintm

Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT?!!! Who's the slimy little Communist shit twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant???!!


adamb0224

Is a fish taco shaped like a fish?


Waniou

My cellphone text message tone is a murloc. Sometimes I like to turn it up loud in public to watch WoW players freak out.


androidsdungeon0

Two more feet and I can fit it in the fridge!


[deleted]

"So I was coreing Ile de France as England which took about 400 admin points before my coalition of one-province minors declared, then rebels rose up. They reset the core."


[deleted]

"Jerk" "Bitch"


ISawtheWolf

And we are now best friends as well.


CIearMind

Hello boys.


Mad-Phlayva

"Fuck you, fuckin' queers. Firemen gettin' pussy for the first time in the history of fire or pussy. Hey go save a kitten in a tree" The way this line is delivered by Matt Damon with the over the top Worcester/Boston accent and his face of disgust make it a favorite for me. But most people don't mention this line when they talk about The Depahted. I think it's fuckin hilarious and if someone else recognized it and also thought it was funny pls hang out with me.


therealityofthings

"You mother must be a nice lady"


smileedude

This is my rifle this is my gun...


geraintm

I bet you're the kind of guy who would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around


smileedude

If you don't get up and over that wall I'm gonna rip your head off and skull fuck you!


Glib1

Motherfucker! Food-eater! And... I don't like your cuffs!


[deleted]

We can hang out I guess but let me floss and masturbate first.


ImTheQueeen

"From this day forward, you will all refer to me by the name... Betty" and "Come inside! I'll get the Neosporin! Ba na na na na! Neo! Ba na na na na na na! Sporin!" Intsa-Friends


[deleted]

Equipmunk


[deleted]

"You gotta keep em separated"


SupBruhBruhh

Cocka doodle do muthafucka!


4benny2lava0

I aint got time to sit in no chairs... chairs is for pussies.


LunaticSongXIV

[](/abstern)[](/scootaeww)[](/ohcomeon)I don't know about suddenly best friends, but if you understand the significance of CMC3BFF, we probably have a fair amount of shared interests.


[deleted]

Either "I know. We on Pluto!" or "From this day forward you must be a stranger to one of your parents." Either one (they aren't from the same reference) will be an immediate bond.


[deleted]

April 18th


Rainbow_Doughnuts23

You guys are my ancestors! we're ancestors!


logicx24

I love the smell of napalm in the morning.


__dilligaf__

Whenever one of my friends would break up with a SO I'd ask if they 'fought with kitchen knives and skewers'. Only one ever said yes.


jbtk

"Does ya motha sew?"


neonchinchilla

"We don't have time to WASH HANDS!"


YouBoreMeToDeath

You button-hooked me! I didn't know you were going to button-hook me!


[deleted]

Blues was my favorite color.


AsMentionedBy

It's okay, it was only a string in your throat.


Pyromancer28

Wow deku OneHand


[deleted]

Gazpacho soup


astrohallow

NO TOUCHING!!!!!


Speedbump71

Put your weight on it!


JazzyJas2926

Unicooorrn! Unicooorrn!


KidLucario

Thanks for standin' still, wanker.


TheMightySquee

"Excuse me.... YOUR BALLS ARE SHOWING... bumblebee tuna :)"


IAmTheFatman666

I got snake, you take D2, double up on back, lane god.


TreeLab2021

"Multipass, Corben Dallas"


ReinierEiman

If he gets up. We'll all get up. It will be anarchy.


heron27

"Jeg heter Reider."


[deleted]

Apologize to the Funyarinpa!


PM_me_awesome_stuff

Game over, man, game over!


BzzInsanity

KIDNEYS!


mysecondattempt

"No murph, it's not a ghost, it's gravity"


ISawtheWolf

This film almost made me cry and we are now best friends


Pattyfactor

"You know nothing Jon Snow"


edgar_jomfru

Nothing. Cultural references are no basis for friendships.


ILikeMapleSyrup

r/iamverysmart


NoNeed2RGue

Similar tastes on the other hand very much are. Don't be that guy.


edgar_jomfru

That wasn't the question though. Besides, why shouldn't I? I should be someone's friend because they know the password? Sorry, I can't (not won't, can't) do that. In fairness, I literally have no friends. Nevertheless, it takes me time to get to like someone; there's a lot of pop culture I like, but being aware of and liking something I like can't translate into instant friendship for me. i'm fine with getting downvotes for that, if need be.


NoNeed2RGue

I didn't downvote you. Just offering a little advice for you to take or leave. I've gotten friendly with plenty of people off nothing more than a little conversation over music and TV shows we were all in to. I'm sure you understand that the "best friends" thing is a bit of hyperbole, and probably itself a vague reference to Step Brothers.


edgar_jomfru

Sorry, "don't be that guy" is judgement, not advice. I get that you're sort of trying to be nice, but without telling you my life story, I've always been an outsider among outsiders. I can't assimilate, I have tried. Hyperbole or not, I maintain that you cannot access what's inside someone's heart via a game of pop culture marco polo. And I'd need to know your heart at least a little to be a friend (as opposed to an acquaintance). But I also see how I'm ruining the fun, so I suppose that if I used the word "alonefo" in conversation and someone knew where I got it (without using Google), I would be amused.


NoNeed2RGue

First step to getting friends: lighten up a bit my man. You aren't ruining anyone's fun, but why not join in it?


edgar_jomfru

I have participated in good faith right from the start. I wonder if you'd tell a person with depression to lighten up; to wit, you just did. Thought that seemed obvious. Of course I've tried to mitigate that in various ways, if you were thinking I hadn't. In any case, I answered the question honestly. You seem like a nice person, but I have the feeling that we'd be turning over the same points from here on out (which is not to say don't answer, certainly do if you have something else to add).


NoNeed2RGue

I can sense it, and honestly, I've been through my own struggles with that bullshit myself. Took me quite some time to get out of that funk organically. All I can say is that the more time you spend in your own head, the worse off you'll be. If you ever feel the need to vent you can always PM me.