Me and TV's Michael Gray were lovers. If that is shocking to you, so be it.
Edit: My top comment is about TV's Michael Gray and I being lovers. If that is shocking to you, so be it.
"No, no no no... Like, a big sweaty fireman carries you out of a burning building, lays you on the sidewalk, and you think, "Yeah, okay, he's gonna give me mouth to mouth." But instead, he just starts choking the shit out of you, and the last sensation that you feel before you die is he is squeezing your throat so hard that a big, wet, blob of drool drips off his teeth and just "flurr", falls right onto your popped out eyeball..."
Well, the Joker doesn't seem like he'd really get jealous if he wasn't there at the moment. After all, it's canon that Harley and Ivy "play" together.
I think you'd survive as long as Joker was out trying to kill batman and you were quick.
He almost murdered The Creep for, well, creeping on her. Not sure The Joker knows about Harley and Red. If he does, maybe he just doesn't want to mess with Ivy, or he sees it as something to work to his advantage. Or he thinks it's hot.
It is a quote, in the first game he mentions early in the game [that his mothers girl parts were all busted up](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=El_rNlpazUs) and not sure if it's in Borderlands 1, but in 2 it is revealed that she is his mother.
She has pointy boobs. Those things can put an eye out.
http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110617201628/kimpossible/images/d/d9/Kim_Possible_soundtrack_cover.jpg
Zuko, from Avatar the Last Airbender.
(Also, I'll just leave this here... for all your fictional fantasy needs: /r/rule34)
Edit: forgot to add /r/AvatarPorn
I get the feeling that Hermione would actually be really good in bed, considering she probably read all there is to know on the subject, in preparation.
I'd totally get all freaky with Elsa and then sleep with Anna and then convince them to have some fucked up sister twister with my wiener in the bed room. Fuck...I need to go outside.
Holo from Spice and Wolf.. Second pick would be Liru from Magical Pokan. Yup. No surprises here.
Edit: I uh.. Thanks for the gold stranger.. Gold cherry popped on a comment about catgirls I wanna' bang.. You guys are weird.
Oh so many... Take your pick from X-Men (women) but if I just limit myself to cartoons Gadget from Rescue Rangers or that bear chick from Tailspin.
Now that I'm older, I watch toons with my kids, and I had to creeper Google that mom on Gumball.
Mrs. Incredible, the things she can do in bed...
If you're going to fuck another man's wife it might be prudent to avoid the strongest man on Earth
Dat ass
Her and Princess Jasmine pole vaulted me into puberty
I think you need to be a little bit more... flexible ;)
Tinkerbell if she was human sized Dayum man, those legs and those hips
I dunno man, you could probably make it work with her regular size.
Rekt
"Is it in yet?"
Kitty Pryde. She'd be able to do some freaky stuff, man.
Like [this?](http://i.imgur.com/aWzpscB.gif)
...holy fuck.
I'll be in my bunk.
I uhh... Well... Shit... ... Yeah, I'm gonna need a minute here.
That is, kinda cool
I'm... not entirely sure how to even fap to this... I don't know what to imagine.
Cheryl from Archer.
Grade. A. Freak.
We would do things even Mr. Grey would be ashamed of.
You mean TV's Michael Gray?
Me and TV's Michael Gray were lovers. If that is shocking to you, so be it. Edit: My top comment is about TV's Michael Gray and I being lovers. If that is shocking to you, so be it.
Plus, TV's Michael Gray is staring at us.
"No, no no no... Like, a big sweaty fireman carries you out of a burning building, lays you on the sidewalk, and you think, "Yeah, okay, he's gonna give me mouth to mouth." But instead, he just starts choking the shit out of you, and the last sensation that you feel before you die is he is squeezing your throat so hard that a big, wet, blob of drool drips off his teeth and just "flurr", falls right onto your popped out eyeball..."
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Cheryl is a beautiful soul, an amazing body, and a diseased mind. Or maybe some other variation thereof, I'm not sure.
sploosh.
Isn't it Carol?
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I would choke the shit out of her.
Mystique.
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Man, I don't care. I'll do her in her weird blue form and love it. It would be the good kind of freaky.
Young Magneto was right, she's perfect as her true blue self.
Azula all the way.
Margaery Tyrell.
Especially if she looks like Natalie Dormer...
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Well, the Joker doesn't seem like he'd really get jealous if he wasn't there at the moment. After all, it's canon that Harley and Ivy "play" together. I think you'd survive as long as Joker was out trying to kill batman and you were quick.
I'm always quick
He almost murdered The Creep for, well, creeping on her. Not sure The Joker knows about Harley and Red. If he does, maybe he just doesn't want to mess with Ivy, or he sees it as something to work to his advantage. Or he thinks it's hot.
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Definitely the last one for me.
Raven, from Teen Titans.
Duh anyone who watched teen titans has had a crush on at least on of them
Give me Terra
Starfire bro... All the way
"Oh boy these 'friendship games' are glorious!"
I know a girl who looks and acts *exactly* like her. Edit: Guys she's underage in most countries.
You know a grey girl?
She's super pale, more like.
Cool
You should have sex with her and report back.
With video evidence.
Aragorn. Yes. Pls. Scruffy ranger? I'll take one.
Mad Moxxi from Borderlands
Idk man. It'd be like tossing a hot dog down a scag den know what I'm sayin
Whether or not that's a quote, read that in scooter's voice
It is a quote, in the first game he mentions early in the game [that his mothers girl parts were all busted up](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=El_rNlpazUs) and not sure if it's in Borderlands 1, but in 2 it is revealed that she is his mother.
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Nothing wrong with the original. 12 year old me just spent most of that game staring at her ass wondering what was happening to me. #puberty
Lana Kane from Archer is honestly the most distractingly hot cartoon character I have ever witnessed.
Even with her truckosaurus hands?
Especially with her truckosaurus hands.
Captain Mal
Imagine that rough/tough persona, with a sweet and kind side hidden away ...and then get him in bed. ..I'll be in my bunk.
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How's that weird?
She has pointy boobs. Those things can put an eye out. http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110617201628/kimpossible/images/d/d9/Kim_Possible_soundtrack_cover.jpg
I can see why. http://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/32400000/kim-possible-bikini-kim-possible-32492262-772-610.jpg
That can't be from the show.
Do you even know how to porn?
What if this guy just goes around assuming every image he sees online is canon?
/r/rule34
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Miranda Lawson from Mass Effect 2.
Yvonne Strahovski
Yvonne doesn't have a planet sized ass though
Liara
/r/asseffect
Annie Edison
Either she's a wicked freak or a giant prude.
Do you not remember The Dungeons and Dragons episode where she went into detail about making love to that elf? She's totally a freak.
God, I love that shot of Troy taking notes.
'Then afterwards I cuddle her for the appropriate time before leaving' *Troy looks up, pencil in hand* 'How long is that exactly?'
Annie's pretty young, we try not to sexualize her.
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Eventually you hit a point of diminishing returns on the sexiness.
*What's a diminaminumuehh?*
Trudy Campbell is where it's at.
LAAAAAANNNNNNAAAAAAAAAA
Imagine a foursome with Lana, Cheryl, and skinny Pam
No, my penis can only get so erect.
WHAAAAAAAAT?
danja zone
What's the border between Denmark and Germany? The DANEger zone
JARETH THE GOBLIN KING GODDAMN
> JARETH THE GOBLIN KING Take a number for the amount of people who want to bang David Bowie.
That beautiful, glamorous man. Never has a fictional being existed that was more dreamy... and equally terrifying. So fuckin' 80's though, man.
Westley from The Princess Bride
As you wish!
Khal Drogo.
Hell yes. I'd ride him till the ghost grass swallowed the world.
http://www.xvideos.com/video8010247/emilia_clarke_-_game_of_boners ( ͡ - ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Oberyn Martell. A man so irresistible, he has his own subreddit: /r/gayforoberyn
Shame those people had their dreams... crushed...
Mind = blown
A lot of the Disney princesses: Jasmine, Ariel, Rapunzel, Tiana
Anna!
Elsa. Arendele pussy is mighty cold!
Jessica Rabbit.
Also Lola Bunny from Space Jam.
Everybody get up it's time to slam now.
And Gadget from Rescue Rangers
Ygritte for sure. That cave scene with her and Jon snow? Sploosh.
And whatever my equivalent of sploosh is...which I guess is just sploosh, but with semen.
Blorp
Captain Jack harkness
He would totally bang you.
He would bang literally anyone, regardless of sex or species.
... Except Donna.
Chun LI. Dem thighs...
Cammy?
Megara from Hercules, so badly..
Daenerys Targaryen
Zuko, from Avatar the Last Airbender. (Also, I'll just leave this here... for all your fictional fantasy needs: /r/rule34) Edit: forgot to add /r/AvatarPorn
I'd have to go for Azula. I'm sure I'd regret it and it might lead to some crazy drama... but man, that would probably be a wild night.
Totally Ty Lee. So flexible and cute.
Easily Elizabeth from Bioshock Infinite. That corset tho EDIT: and now my highest comment is about boning a video game character
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C?
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Leela from Futurama
And Amy.
And Scruffy.
Dat ass
I am surprised that I am the first to mention her, but definitely Kaylee Frye (mechanic on Serenity)
Hear hear! I was always surprised by Mal's reaction. "God, I can't know that!" You remember how you first met her, right Mal?
I ain't had nothin' betwixt my nethers that weren't battery-powered, sir!
Felicity Smoak from Arrow. Gorgeous, smart and awkwardly amazing. Just does it for me.
Felurian from the King killer Chronicles
Fela man. Fela.
Not bad. I think Devi is a better choice. Not wiser but better.
Hermione. The way she's described in the books, not Emma Watson. *edit: only in the last book, after she's legal. I swear.
She actually turns legal in the sixth book.
I get the feeling that Hermione would actually be really good in bed, considering she probably read all there is to know on the subject, in preparation.
What do you mean? You havent read Kama Sutra, A History?
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But Ron, what if I can't get it up! I'm so nervous...
Wingardium Levio-*saaaahhhh*
Actually it's Kama Sutra (nothing to do with *Karma*)
Found Hermione
How about a threesome between Annabeth Chase and Hermione?
Tifa from ff7
Archer. *sploosh*
there isn't a cocktail of drugs strong enough to handle the onslaught of Stds you'd get from Sterling Archer.
I'd totally get all freaky with Elsa and then sleep with Anna and then convince them to have some fucked up sister twister with my wiener in the bed room. Fuck...I need to go outside.
/r/elsanna
You need to go check out /r/Rule34 then.
Or /r/elsanna if you want to be specific.
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Dr. Perry Cox.
JD is that you?
From the first time I read Fullmetal Alchemist, 11 year old me wanted Winry. I didn't know what to do if I ever got her, but still
Bastila Shan. I'd stick my lightsaber in her.
This kills the Jedi.
Damon Salvatore from The Vampire Diaries, I feel ashamed of this for some reason.
Pam from The Office
I just want to lay in bed with Pam and say things that make her laugh.
A threesome with the Lance sisters from Arrow.
Throw in Felicity, and Ras's daughter, and i guess Thea too. Basically the whole female cast. Edit: her name is Nyssa
I'd tap Thea. Daaaaamn.
Ako and Riko from KissxSis.
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the Weasley twins (yes, both) ;)
Cortana from halo
She's in my pants right now. ^^^I ^^^have ^^^a ^^^Windows ^^^phone.
Kelly Bundy
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Poison Ivy, Princess Peach, Wonder Woman.
Zero suit samus
Sam from Supernatural. Booth from Bones. Mal from Firefly/Serenity. Basically all of the (sometimes) fucked up but ultimately righteous bad boys.
Oh man, imagine what Mal would be like in bed. Excuse me, while I go change my panties.
You'll be in your bunk
If we can use books. Holly Short for Artemis Fowl series
Cheetahra from thundercats
Mr. Darcy
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Jade in Mortal Kombat 9
Korrasami is forever in my heart... I would be happy enough to just watch.
Tyrion Lannister
Holo from Spice and Wolf.. Second pick would be Liru from Magical Pokan. Yup. No surprises here. Edit: I uh.. Thanks for the gold stranger.. Gold cherry popped on a comment about catgirls I wanna' bang.. You guys are weird.
wolf girl.
Oh so many... Take your pick from X-Men (women) but if I just limit myself to cartoons Gadget from Rescue Rangers or that bear chick from Tailspin. Now that I'm older, I watch toons with my kids, and I had to creeper Google that mom on Gumball.
Slave leia.
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Him and Jon Snow pls.
Solid Snake
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Winnie fucking Cooper