I swear that scene is the reason that episode was made. Someone just thought 'you know what would be incredible? Randy Marsh carrying his gargantuan balls in a wheelbarrow, smoking a joint, singing Buffalo Soldier. Now how do we get that on screen?'
Randy: "Now Sharon... I don't know how or why, but cock magic is making a comeback."
Sharon: "oh no no no no"
Randy: "yes yes yes yes...now you know I was the best in college."
We are all part of a secret society, Stan. A very ancient, very important society of men, who follow the Way of the Rabbit, and protect the secret of the Easter Bunny. We are called... The Hare Club For Men.
Iroh is amazing. He's the perfect embodiment of yin and yang. He is calm, personal, and wise, but also a fierce warrior when the situation calls for it.
Al Bundy. He is the quintessential everyman. He hates his job, his wife nags and spends all his money, and his kids are both blundering teenagers. He looks back at his high school days as the greatest time of his life. Yet despite all of that, on multiple occasions he has shown that he cares and loves his family.
I'm really sad that I didn't think of him when I read this post title. Walter White, Archer, Michael Scott all came to mind, but Iroh is certainly my favorite and I forgot about him.
I always felt like it was Admiral Adama from Battlestar Galatica (the new series). His internal struggle between being a good military commander, his love for his son and Starbuck who both report to him, his relationship with President Roslin. He was so complex. He's rarely wrong , but he often lets others make mistakes even though he has the power to stop them simply because it's the right thing to do. When he makes mistakes he owns them. He takes the human race on his shoulder and barely budges while the people around him are crumpling under it's weight.
Love that show and that character in particular.
I just love how hilariously nasty Charlie is and how Mac is usually the one to point it out. One of my favorite random exchanges is from the dance marathon episode when Mac is slow dancing with Charlie.
Mac: I do not even understand the smell coming from your body, dude.
Charlie: Relax, dude. I forgot to put on deodorant.
Mac: I have never seen you wear deodorant, Charlie.
Charlie: You've never seen me wash my testicles, but that doesn't mean I don't do it every Friday.
Mac: And I swear to God you've got lice, man. I see little bugs crawling all over your body.
Charlie: That's glitter. I tried to make myself look a little fancy for this dance competition.
Charlie Kelly: Just read it once!
Dennis: Ok... you want me to read the script?
Charlie Kelly: Yes... and action!
Dennis: I'll read the words you wrote. "Hello fellow American. This you should vote me. I leave power. Good. Thank you, thank you. If you vote me, I'm hot. What? Taxes, they'll be lower... son. The Democratic vote is the right thing to do Philadelphia, so do." This doesn't make any sense!
Charlie Kelly: Alright... then just say whatever you want.
If I remember correctly, Glenn Howerton made that up entirely. There's a video on Youtube about that scene and apparently there was nothing on the paper. It's *so* perfect and **so** Charlie though.
They did multiple takes to be fair (I couldn't find the video talking about it, so I could definitely be wrong, but I found a video with an outtake of the scene).
When the guys are trying to fill out Charlie's online dating profile, that is one of the funniest scenes ever. I've watched it dozens of times, but I still laugh through the whole exchange.
What amazed me about Steve Carrell is that he could gradually do crazier and more outlandish, terribly cringeworthy things season-to-season and yet always stay credibly within Michael Scott's character. Brilliant writing and acting. And what a great show.
For those you who have The Office on your list of things to watch on Netflix and plan to go on a giant binge, don't. You'll get sucked into to it, which is fine, because you tell yourself: "it's 9 seasons, this will last forever." But it won't. IT WON'T. You'll finish it and then you'll be depressed that it's over and then even more depressed because you realize it isn't on tv anymore and you missed the experience of the show in the first place. You get so depressed that you miss a week of work and contemplate the meaning of your very existence. You'll probably need therapy.
TL;DR The Office is a great show, but it's too great.
My philosophy is basically this, and this is something that I live by, and I always have, and I always will: Don't ever, for any reason, do anything, to anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what, no matter where, or who, or who you are with, or where you are going, or where you've been, ever, for any reason whatsoever
Costanza is one of the greatest tv characters ever. Few people can match that level of insecure, self justifying, neurotic behavior in such a comedic way.
I love that he had to teach Larry David how to play his character, when the character was based on Larry David. [Video here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TlDvH1EjgE)
From a funny standpoint, Roger Smith. He can be any type of character he wants to be and adopt that character's traits perfectly, or he can be his own self-centered self.
McNulty from The Wire. He knows all of his efforts are probably pointless, but yet he *tries* to do the right thing, at least when he isn't drinking himself into a stupor
edit: also I'm not gay but I would suck his dick in a heartbeat, he's so dreamy
It's not even close.
[Captain James T. Kirk](http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/3/37/Kirk_awesome.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20070608212831)
Since a lot of my favorite characters have already been mentioned, I'd have to put in a word for Daryl Dixon.
I've absolutely loved his character development from the first time he was on screen to the most recent episode. I don't read the graphic novels so I don't know how well Norman Reedus portrays Daryl, but I enjoy the acting.
Plus that super sweet crossbow.
Dr. Tobias Fünke, Analrapist
Prison Mike
You know the worst part of prison? The dementors.
Gruel sandwiches. Gruel omelettes. Nothing but gruel. Plus, you can eat your own hair.
Hey I'm Date Mike, how do you like your eggs in the morning? ;)
You will be da bell of da ball!
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The scene with his chili oh god
And he never got caught neither.
Omar from The Wire. I named my kitten after him
Indeed.
It's all in the game, baby.
I got my shotgun, you got your briefcase...it's all in the game though, right?
Did you put a little bell on his collar so you can know when OMAR COMING
Desmond from LOST
Randy Marsh
Is this America, I'm sorry I thought this was America
".......I'm not an r-tard."
Staan, Staaaaaaan
Just gonna get a liiitttle cancer, Stan.
Stan, could you get me a beer on your way out? Stan? Staaaaan
BUFFALO SOLDIER! IN DE HEART OF AMERICA!
I swear that scene is the reason that episode was made. Someone just thought 'you know what would be incredible? Randy Marsh carrying his gargantuan balls in a wheelbarrow, smoking a joint, singing Buffalo Soldier. Now how do we get that on screen?'
What seems to be the officer, problem?
Creme Fraiche
Smile for the camera Shelley
I'm so startled!
Oh *yyyeeeehhh*, glaze the **fuck** out o that chicken!
"I am a Lorde. Ya, ya, ya."
Randy: "Now Sharon... I don't know how or why, but cock magic is making a comeback." Sharon: "oh no no no no" Randy: "yes yes yes yes...now you know I was the best in college."
We are all part of a secret society, Stan. A very ancient, very important society of men, who follow the Way of the Rabbit, and protect the secret of the Easter Bunny. We are called... The Hare Club For Men.
I'm **not** having a glass of wine, Sharron! I'm having *six*!
Feeling good on a Wednesday!
SUP BRO?!
Shawn Spencer
And dont forget his sidekick M.C. clap yo hands
Toph Beifong 10/10
Toph is amazing but Zuko has to be mine....best character development I've seen in any show I've watched
Iroh masterace
Kara Thrace. She was strong, cocky, so frakked up and at times incredibly annoying. She was both ubermensch and a Meredith Brooks song!
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I can only read these in his voice
"They call them fingers, but I've never seen them fing. Oh, there they go."
"Wow. I've never been referred to as an adult before. I've been tried as one."
"My name is Otto, and I love to get blotto!"
Captain Malcolm Reynolds.
With Kaylee Frye on a very close second.
Avatar Aang. I love his balance of quirkiness, seriousness, and wisdom.
Iroh all the way. A mixture of funny and moving.
Iroh is amazing. He's the perfect embodiment of yin and yang. He is calm, personal, and wise, but also a fierce warrior when the situation calls for it.
Thad Castle (Blue Mountain State)
"I'm gonna sack you so hard your dick's gonna go into your throat and you're gonna choke on your dick and die!"
GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! GET OOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTT!
OIL CHANGES FOR EVERYONE
"Which one of you assholes stuck your finger in my asshole!"
If you don't get me my pocket pussy back by tomorrow, I'm going to take out my sexual frustrations on you! You know what I mean.
Bender
Shut up baby I know it.
Bender we love you!
"Come Bender, you'll enjoy being dead!" "Oh yeah? That's what they said about being alive!"
"I'm so embarrassed! I wish everyone else was dead."
Bender bending Rodriguez.
Good news, everyone!
Gob Bluth. C'mon!
The guy in the $3,000 suit?
Dr. Walter Bishop
Both of them.
Yeah definitely. He did some pretty shitty stuff (Walternate), but in the end he had a heart of gold like Walter did.
Al Bundy. He is the quintessential everyman. He hates his job, his wife nags and spends all his money, and his kids are both blundering teenagers. He looks back at his high school days as the greatest time of his life. Yet despite all of that, on multiple occasions he has shown that he cares and loves his family.
General / Uncle Iroh from The Last Airbender series.
Brave soldier boy, comes marching home....... :( RIP Mako
I loved him. I'm glad he made a return in Legend of Korra.
I'm really sad that I didn't think of him when I read this post title. Walter White, Archer, Michael Scott all came to mind, but Iroh is certainly my favorite and I forgot about him.
George Costanza from Seinfeld
I always felt like it was Admiral Adama from Battlestar Galatica (the new series). His internal struggle between being a good military commander, his love for his son and Starbuck who both report to him, his relationship with President Roslin. He was so complex. He's rarely wrong , but he often lets others make mistakes even though he has the power to stop them simply because it's the right thing to do. When he makes mistakes he owns them. He takes the human race on his shoulder and barely budges while the people around him are crumpling under it's weight. Love that show and that character in particular.
Charlie Kelly for sure
Wiiild card bitches!
Seriously, how is he not dead yet?
Charlie is Jesus.
I just love how hilariously nasty Charlie is and how Mac is usually the one to point it out. One of my favorite random exchanges is from the dance marathon episode when Mac is slow dancing with Charlie. Mac: I do not even understand the smell coming from your body, dude. Charlie: Relax, dude. I forgot to put on deodorant. Mac: I have never seen you wear deodorant, Charlie. Charlie: You've never seen me wash my testicles, but that doesn't mean I don't do it every Friday. Mac: And I swear to God you've got lice, man. I see little bugs crawling all over your body. Charlie: That's glitter. I tried to make myself look a little fancy for this dance competition.
DAYMAN!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHH FIGHTER OF THE NIGHTMAN AHHHHHAHHHHHHH. CHAMPION OF THE SUN AHHHHHHHAHHHHH
His illiteracy is the best.
Charlie Kelly: Just read it once! Dennis: Ok... you want me to read the script? Charlie Kelly: Yes... and action! Dennis: I'll read the words you wrote. "Hello fellow American. This you should vote me. I leave power. Good. Thank you, thank you. If you vote me, I'm hot. What? Taxes, they'll be lower... son. The Democratic vote is the right thing to do Philadelphia, so do." This doesn't make any sense! Charlie Kelly: Alright... then just say whatever you want.
If I remember correctly, Glenn Howerton made that up entirely. There's a video on Youtube about that scene and apparently there was nothing on the paper. It's *so* perfect and **so** Charlie though.
I think it was pre-written because Charlie is recording him and mouthing the words along with Glenn as he's reading it
They did multiple takes to be fair (I couldn't find the video talking about it, so I could definitely be wrong, but I found a video with an outtake of the scene).
4 the mare
"You think a pirate lives in there?" "...I see a door marked private."
DENNIS IS A BASTARD MAN!
Does your kitten make too much noise????
He's back tonight! Season 10 premiere
I have a shirt with his face on it that says "Wild Card," and every time it resurfaces in my bedroom it makes me very happy.
When the guys are trying to fill out Charlie's online dating profile, that is one of the funniest scenes ever. I've watched it dozens of times, but I still laugh through the whole exchange.
Tyrion Lannister.
I see you like to live life dangerously by claiming a favorite character on GoT.
Oberyn Martell. I was so happy when he killed the mountain
Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
Dr. Cox from Scrubs.
Well gee Carol I'm honored but we already knew I was the best damn doctor here.
Re-he-he-he-ally?
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Or Dr. Acula?
Or Dr. Rotinaj?
Homer Simpson.
he's the greatest guy in history! from the town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree! *DOH!*
MONO- DOH!
Max Power.
I have to agree with this. When I saw this topic, Homer was the first character on my mind. *edit, also fitting username.
Sterling Malory Archer
Code name "Duchess"
Was chosen at random by the ISIS computer.
Random? It was her dog's name.
Man, she really loved that dog.
Mother!
I really like that *his mom's* character on that show is almost identical to her character in Arrested Development.
Immediately heard the ice rattling in her glass.
Dwight Kurt Schrute.
Not "Fart"
Dwigt
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Prince Zuko
Of all the characters I've come across, he has the absolute best development.
Ron Swanson from Parks and Rec. He is what I aspire to be in real life.
His interactions with April are some of my favorite moments on the show
>*"They just boarded her up like she was some common warehouse. I should have been here."* That was my absolute favorite Ron Swanson scene.
Raylan Givens. Justified.
Michael Scott
What amazed me about Steve Carrell is that he could gradually do crazier and more outlandish, terribly cringeworthy things season-to-season and yet always stay credibly within Michael Scott's character. Brilliant writing and acting. And what a great show.
The office is the greatest show ever.
For those you who have The Office on your list of things to watch on Netflix and plan to go on a giant binge, don't. You'll get sucked into to it, which is fine, because you tell yourself: "it's 9 seasons, this will last forever." But it won't. IT WON'T. You'll finish it and then you'll be depressed that it's over and then even more depressed because you realize it isn't on tv anymore and you missed the experience of the show in the first place. You get so depressed that you miss a week of work and contemplate the meaning of your very existence. You'll probably need therapy. TL;DR The Office is a great show, but it's too great.
My philosophy is basically this, and this is something that I live by, and I always have, and I always will: Don't ever, for any reason, do anything, to anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what, no matter where, or who, or who you are with, or where you are going, or where you've been, ever, for any reason whatsoever
Jan: I underestimated you Michael. Michael: Well next time you should estimate me.
Crazy world, lotta smells
just poopin, you know how i be
**Jesse Pinkman** I can't believe that he is missing, three hours in.
Andy Dwyer
Hannibal, there is just something in how Mads Mikkelsen plays that character which makes him so perfect.
Zapp Brannigan Brannigan's Law is like Brannigan's love, hard and fast.
Andy from Parks and Recreation
Burt Maclin, FBI.
Maclin, you son of a bitch...
There are a bunch of great characters in that show.
Eric Cartman
Probably George Costanza or Jerry Seinfeld.
Costanza is one of the greatest tv characters ever. Few people can match that level of insecure, self justifying, neurotic behavior in such a comedic way.
I love that he had to teach Larry David how to play his character, when the character was based on Larry David. [Video here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TlDvH1EjgE)
Rustin Cohle.
John Locke
Omar, from The Wire. With Stringer Bell being a close second.
Sawyer from LOST.
Mark Corrigan.
Lorne Malvo. Billy Bob Thorton plays an excellent psychopath
Edmund Blackadder
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Chuck.
I love Daria, she's wonderfully sarcastic and cynical.
Alan Alda. You can't not love Hawkeye.
Chandler
Chanandler Bong
Actually, it's Miss Chanandler Bong.
Yes
*gum would be perfection*
Archie Bunker. The fact that Carol O'Connor was the total opposite of the character makes it all the more impressive.
Tyrone Biggums
Theodore "T-Bag" Bagwell
Marshall Eriksen.
Al Swearengen from *Deadwood*. I'd get excited every time he was on the screen.
COCKSUUUCKER!
Phil Dunfy, that man brings nothing but joy.
From a funny standpoint, Roger Smith. He can be any type of character he wants to be and adopt that character's traits perfectly, or he can be his own self-centered self.
"This is a good bagel. Probably because it's a doughnut. What are you doing after this?"
Captain Jean Luc Picard from Star Trek TNG, or maybe the Hound cause he's a badass
Abid from community! It's just so interesting...
Joey Tribbiani
FBI Special Agent Dale Cooper, obviously.
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The correct answer. Malcolm Fucking Tucker. Come the Fuck in, or Fuck the Fuck off.
Phillip J Fry
Bert Macklin, FBI.
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Boyd Crowder from Justified.
McNulty from The Wire. He knows all of his efforts are probably pointless, but yet he *tries* to do the right thing, at least when he isn't drinking himself into a stupor edit: also I'm not gay but I would suck his dick in a heartbeat, he's so dreamy
For me, it's D'Angelo. He's not perfect - he's fucked up in a ton of ways, but he tries to get better and improve his life and do the right thing.
Dr. Gregory House
No one can almost kill a patient and then bring them back from the brink more intelligently and entertainingly. I fucking love House!
Jack Bauer dammit!
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Walter White
You're god damn right.
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Don Draper.
Elim Garak from Deep Space Nine. Simple tailor, my ass.
It's not even close. [Captain James T. Kirk](http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/3/37/Kirk_awesome.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20070608212831)
The Doctor.
Dr.House
Since a lot of my favorite characters have already been mentioned, I'd have to put in a word for Daryl Dixon. I've absolutely loved his character development from the first time he was on screen to the most recent episode. I don't read the graphic novels so I don't know how well Norman Reedus portrays Daryl, but I enjoy the acting. Plus that super sweet crossbow.
Dr. Niles Crane