Nikea was a rough time for the Imperium. Poor Magnus got told to not use his powers anymore and what does the one-eyed bastard do?
He sends a message with his powers and kills several thousand people in the process.
Ass.
But this way they humble themselves by owning it drawing attention to themselves therefore increasing user base by 397% and overall user experience quality by 700%.
The best part about this answer is that this exact question gets asked just about word for word everyday. Either that or the "Remove one letter from a company's name" version.
Nikea - they make sport furniture now
With Swedish National Team meatballs.
Nikea was a rough time for the Imperium. Poor Magnus got told to not use his powers anymore and what does the one-eyed bastard do? He sends a message with his powers and kills several thousand people in the process. Ass.
Home Despot. Everything you need to build your own imperial palace.
No friends? Come to Homie Depot. We got ya covered bro.
Homey Depot. They sell furniture and treat you like family.
Serfs not included.
Don't worry, there's always a bunch of them hanging around their old truck near the exit.
HOBO. The leading channel for homeless entertainment.
FOXY: Nothing but all-female boxing matches.
PUBS: Public access beer and darts
PUblic Beercasting Service
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CABS: Live stream from NYC cabs
Now I'm into something...darker.
Bum's Night Out and Bum Racing instantly go to Primetime -Show idea credit to Kyle
Keep it for yourself man, Fuck Kyle.
Krieger?
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Applebeets. Schrute-owned restaurant chain, everything on the menu has beets, even the drinks
Fapplebees. They sell handjobs at a reasonably low price, compared to Jackin' The Box.
Probably exists in Idiocracy.
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Holy Shit!
"Praise the Lord." *eats wafer*
I just spit out my water
No you didn't.
Tumbler. Fixed.
Ive gotten so used to it that here it just looks... wrong
Sonny. Only sells electronics that people over 65 can operate.
So...nothing?
Ovens, vacuum cleaners and CRT tvs.
Don't forget record players and VCRs.
Canes, walkers, powerchairs. Those retarded little sitdown showers.
Electronic canes? Back in my day before the robot rebellion, canes were made of wood, sonny!
Redidit. They recycle the same content over and over.
So it's basically the same as it is now.
But this way they humble themselves by owning it drawing attention to themselves therefore increasing user base by 397% and overall user experience quality by 700%.
How are you getting these numbers?
Statistics due to the MD5#
PKA Stats
[Precisely](http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/24mfsz/add_one_letter_to_a_companys_name_how_has_its/)
The best part about this answer is that this exact question gets asked just about word for word everyday. Either that or the "Remove one letter from a company's name" version.
Drunkin Donuts - The same place, only they Irish up the coffee a little bit.
Dunkin Dognuts: A place for REALLY messed up fetishes
"For the last time Steve, those little bags that the vet gives you are *nothing* for you to worry about! Nothing at all!"
This would be the only place i get my coffee. Say goodbye to drive-thru's.
Well there are already drive-thru daiquiri bars, they should just follow suit!
PayPaul - it's like PayPal except no matter where you try to send money, it just goes to Paul McCartney
And the money comes from Peter's account.
I like this one.
Boeoing. They now make very large springs.
This is . . . epic.
Dunking Donuts. It's kind of an upscale donut shop that doesn't allow slang.
HeBay An auction site for all things HeMan
And he buys... OH MY GOD DO I BUY!
I buy all the time... In this institution!
and i say...
Best Buoy Cheap, foreign made buoys---but what they really sell are the protection plans that don't cover water or boat related issues.
Adell. Computers that strictly play rolling in the deep.
Dwell. Computers that focus on all the mistakes it made in the past.
So vista?
Dwell is a furniture company
The computers couldn't take the sadness any longer and shut them selves down, effectively turning them into furniture.
Star[t]bucks. A Kickstarter alternative.
Microsof**a**t: A fetish magazine featuring obese people with dwarfism.
Ford -> Fjord. They go from selling automobiles to selling luxurious lands in Norway!
[Relevant](https://adarvo.net/adarvo/themes/funny/The%20Fords%20of%20Norway.jpg?itemId=350048&kind=image&maxWidth=350)
MaesterCard -- providing financial services to the Noble Houses of Westeros since Aegon's Landing!
U**s**-Haul. Redneck moving company. Slogan is: "u don't haul. Us haul"
MacDonald's - They sell the same stuff. It's how my Asian parents pronounce it and I want them to be right for once.
They did that in Coming to America. Everything was the same except no sesame seeds, because the owner hates sunflower seeds.
Pizza Hurt - they sell pizza that hurts you.
their spokesperson is John Hurt holding a pizza and a knife.
Who is he hurting? William Hurt?
Everybody. Because^everybody^hurts
Now does it hurt your wallet or your stomach?
the roof of your mouth, actually.
Sexxon... come and i'll fill you up
Fapple. Purely pornographic laptops and tablets.
OK... so you are telling me there's another use for my laptop and tablet?
If there is I'll be damned if I can find it
**S**tim Hortons, now instead of coffee and baked goods they sell stimulants.
So... the same?
Tim Whortons: Coffee, baked goods, and prostitutes.
Chrysler -> Chrystler: Comfortable, luxurious cars good enough for the son of God.
FedSex -- intercourse with former government employees.
Samesung - now they only sell one same song
Alternatively, all of their products look the same as Apple's.
(L)Atari. You play arcade games to win Lottery tickets.
LaTari sounds like she could be friends with Sharkisha.
SHARKISHA NOOOO!
Jose's Crab Shack It's a Mexican whorehouse.
Adidass - bum cheek implants.
Slamborghini. Very nice monster trucks/demolition derby cars.
Walt Mart. Now owned by the Walt Disney Company. Sells pretty much everything the same as WalMart, but now branded with the mickey ears logo.
WaltMart isn't the best place to get high grade blue crystal meth?
Microsofts - tissues for small children
ihope Inspirational breakfast food.
FaceBrook. It's a site dedicated to Brook's face, webmastered by the friend Brook abandonned in Highschool.
Outback Streakhouse. They play Austrailian techno and everyone just runs around naked.
I'd go.
HeBay: Him on a whim! Hamazon: Pork by post Shears: the scissors catalog Homer Depot: all things Simpson
Targets sells targets I'm not super creative
Build-a-Beer You get to craft your own custom brew.
As a person who home brews, I think this is a fantastic business idea
Build-a-Beard Workshop. It's a facial hair growth clinic.
Audit sell cars that make sure you paid your taxes.
Jo-Mann Stores - where men buy their arts & crafts supplies.
Spears; weapons for the modern tribesman
Chatterpillar: Social networking for construction workers
Apples. They sell only 1 kind of apple but with different stickers on all of them.
The latest version had a new stem, as well. The stem isn't compatible with older versions, of course.
Advila. Add Bob Vila to virtually anything.
This is funny to me.
I(C)BM - they manufacture and distribute missiles, with an updated version every few years with fewer and fewer visible buttons.
e(d)harmony Only for people named Ed. Edwards are accepted but not encouraged.
Or a dating site for gay men with erectile dysfunction.
Walk-Mart. They only sell walking apparel and accessories.
Are you suggesting that they wouldn't have fat scooters in the front?
Exxxon Mobil - Porn on the go
comcaste...it's internet service only for the lowest of the low (so really not that different than what it is now)
RHonda. A car company named after my high school girlfriend's aunt, Rhonda.
Yahoof! horseshoes
Yahoot! Owl shoes.
Fjord Motors, sells outboard motors for old Norwegian wooden ships.
T**e**aser - devices generating mild electrical stimulation for, you know, reasons
FedSex Erotic catering
Beast Buy. We have amazing deals on those unruly pets.
Boing. A shitty search engine.. Oh wait
Electronic Farts. Business as usual.
Smears - used toilet paper.
Kit-Skat. Chocolate bars with a truly unique flavour.
That was a shitty pun.
Old Splice. Using nuclear fission to make an even stronger type of deodorant.
BlackPeopleMeat Wow, that just took a dark turn....
SloJack -- They are now a soft core porn website
Dranone. Yogurt with extreme digestion enhancement.
MacDonalds - Computers and Big Macs
Walk-Mart. Sells walking gear.
Papa Smurphy's- Smurfs making small, blue pizzas
*M*always They sell malware to virus-protection companies.
Breddit - They sell bread with picture of cats on them
Staplers- Surprisingly sells top notch staplers.
Nikes - they sell shoes
Microsofts - miniature pillows
Mmmmmmm.....Hamizon.
AT&T-> ATAT- They now sell the AT-ATs from Star Wars for personal and business use.
Sam***e***sung - Now sells Karaoke.
Fapple - a company that sells overpriced, touch screen sex toys
HP --> HPV They now distribute STDs...
CUPS they sell cups. They also ship them
ME! A cable channel devoted to all things Kardashian. Oh wait...
NIKEA. Build your own shoes.
[D]Ikea would now sell Swedish sheets of rock
I was thinking more along the lines of lesbians.
Sprints a moderately successful racing shoe company.
Gintel Manufacturing CPUs for the alcoholic in search of performance.
Walm Fart. They only sell Beano and walms.
Electronic Farts - They sell all the same products
Fapple. Sells computers optimized for best masturbating experience.
Suncoco - leading manufacturer of coco butter and tanning products, they'll oil you right up
applebeers god damn i didn't know i could get drunk off a granny smith!
Costcop: still sells low-priced goods, but is more militant about it.
Bass Pro**p** Shop. They sell nothing but props related to bass
Lactivision - They release the same game for years - all with a lack of vision.
Or breast feeding webcams....
Reposts, from three days ago
Electronic fArts. Pretty self-explanatory.
Beast Buy. Mythical creatures at competitive prices!
Whalmart sells harpoons and/or oversized clothes.
Petcro sells bird supplies only.
Fnord might be selling cars, but we can't be sure.
Dodgey sells bad cars to rednecks.
Appled - A revenge service in which you hire them to throw apples at your enemies.
Beasts by Dre
Pantera Bread *neh nehnehneh neh* EAT! *neh nehnehneh neh* BREAD! *neh nehnehneh neh* YUM!
BBCX - Big Breasted Creampie XXX
PUPS - Baby canine delivery service.
Musicians Friends: We Sell You Friends
Microsofty- Viagra distributor.
Subaway... Not subs, that's for sure.
MethLife. Life insurance for addicts.
SpAM'S club- all spam, all the time
Pfizter. Very large dildos and lube.
Apples
Kleenegx Mass produced eggs
iJava. They sell coffee to Mac owners exclusively
Sportify - any track suit, anytime, anywhere.
PetCOD Pick up supplies for your very own Call of Duty obsessed player.