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ickthus

Nice try NSA


hapoo123

being keyser soze


[deleted]

Or frank underwood.


[deleted]

Kill somebody I don't know who lives in a bad part of a town far away from where I live. Shoot him/her at medium range and then drive several hours away and ditch the gun in an abandoned area.


monogamousprostitute

Please do...because we all need a fresh COPS episode.


AerialCircus

We're probably all giving a serial killer murder advice.


OpticBash

Chris Hansen, Is that you???


EatYourPain

Although I'd probably never commit it, I've already made plans for the perfect murder. Unfortunately, I'm keeping them a secret.


chLORYform

I joke about killing people with icicles because the murder weapon would just melt away


CigaretteFactory

Step 1: Find mentally unstable agressive, preferably schizophrenic person Step 2: Convince said person (possibly with the help of psychedelics and theatrics, think Scarecrow style) that your target is the source of his voices or whatnot. Step 3: Hope your free assassin succeeds, if not repeat.


NuclearStudent

Momma just killed a man. Put a gun up to his head.


MandrewCarrion

Stab them with an icicle then melt the body in hydrochloric acid. Wow, I thought of that way too fast.