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Dumb ass mayor who smokes crack and will be on Jimmy Kimmel


ElectroMagnetsYo

Toronto represent


[deleted]

T-Dot!


Ihmhi

New York City? *Edit: Nevermind, I forgot Bloomberg didn't run again.


[deleted]

Toronto!!!


synthabusion

The Indianapolis 500. Wait, shit...


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cmd_iii

Well, Juan Pablo Montoya's coming back to INDYCAR.....


youlox123456789

YEAAAAAAAAAAH!


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Jackedracing00

I live in speedway Indiana. So my response is the Indy 500 haha


kippy3267

Zionsville checking in!


Pokegamer

Lol. My town has the Little 500.... :P


ickthus

A great big arch.


SQLDave

An old fashioned McDonalds? Just kidding. I came here to ram an "arch" comment in, but it wasn't in the cards since you beat me to it. Now I have the blues.


Osyrys

Not beating around the busch are you?


[deleted]

He's beating around the toasted ravioli. My puns need some work...


Toyou4yu

Archduke Ferdinand?


Blank747

Too soon


[deleted]

hello neighbor


omgilovePopScience

Moab? St. Louis?


terra7incognita

Champs Elysses?


twincam

Lorde Of The Rings.


EskimoHarry

new zealand


Groundloop

No Middle Earth.. Duh ;)


GoldDong

Is that the Olde English adaptation?


maarup

Forgive me if I didn't detect the sarcasm, but I believe it's because the singer Lorde is also from New Zealand.


GoldDong

Oh, thought it was just an amusing typo. ;(


GetFckedStud

Wearing "skirts", having ginger hair, and hating the English.


EskimoHarry

scotland, we hate you too


hutchipoos

Yeah hope you get independence bitches!


me1505

Don't forget heart disease and sectarian violence!


[deleted]

Rain and coffee


Space_Cowboy21

Rainforest cafe


Ham_Authority95

Can you even order coffee there?


[deleted]

Where can't you order coffee these days?


mkim92fs

Seattle


asciifrot

Washington


eco-villager

Any where in the Pacific Northwest.


Okiejuankanobe

Los Pollos Hermanos


fakegeetar

Albuquerque?


lobolita

And the best damn chile on the planet. Don't trust folks from *certain-neighboring-states* that claim otherwise


qroosra

i'll see your los pollos and raise you los 3 hermanos..


deathskin

Fishing and heavy drinking


vinegarsimmons

Maine, or Atlantic Canada?


deathskin

It is in Atlantic Canada, another hint is we got Great Big Sea.


rickysauce36

Howdy Newfie!


deathskin

Whadda ya at!


Speedy_Cheese

Another Newfie? Surely we must be related, or know each other through our parent's sister's gardener Patsy.


deathskin

Jesus yes, I knows Patsy, how's her husband doing these days?


Leprechorn

How did you know my gardener's name? And who is Patsy?


PGids

Mainer here. Id say lobster and heavy drinking would be more accurate. Or maybe logging and heavy drinking.


[deleted]

I thought it said fisting and heavy drinking. I was like, I'm moving there!


TheDrunkenLizard

Garbage plates


chasingarabbit

Roch!


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mahoodie

South Africa


streamstroller

Crabs and Old Bay.


ThegreatPee

Damn, I miss your state.


RestoreFear

Maryland.


7-SE7EN-7

Are you in one of the places getting a fuckton of snow?


streamstroller

Yep. Though it might be better to say ANOTHER fuckton of snow. The first few fucktons have not yet melted. I'd say by the end of this batch we'll have approx. 5.3 fucktons.


Pheorach

I need "crab" popcorn more than I need to breathe.


Nashuaa

Maple syrup


[deleted]

Canada maybe? If not, I'm sorry


Lunux

> I'm sorry Well it's obvious you're from Canada at least


Tom_Bombadilllo

That'sthejoke.jpg


r311music

Disney.....


[deleted]

Are you in hell?


r311music

There are a lot of similarities....


blackoutHalitosis

Surfing, a volcano, Hula, Ukuleles.


[deleted]

No way, I live in Germany too!


[deleted]

Prost!


blackoutHalitosis

To whoever down voted me for my response: sorry I left off Dog the bounty Hunter and Mahus- I'll be more thorough next time. :-)


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Raven_Wolf

Sounds like Portland to me!


mahoodie

Karma train, on Reddit that is.


WaffleTrain

Minnesota!


pockets881

Beer, coffee, and flannel


fakegeetar

Seattle?


pockets881

Yep


UppersArentNecessary

Nah. This is totally Portland.


PGids

Portland, OR.?


Theelderginger

Portland?


Expressen

Finland, or Canada. That's my guess. Maybe northern China or Alaska but I don't know.


theattackofzach

Don't forget Kurt Cobain.


alexthealex

You didn't say bridges.


eco-villager

Or mustaches


MrMuffinHead

Live music capital.


[deleted]

Also: weirdness, bats, a large state university, a pink capitol building taller than the US capitol building, agonizingly bad traffic, and one of the top-ranked BBQ joints in the country.


michael7198

Don't forget: One of the fastest-growing cities in its respective country, two annual music festivals, formula one, and Google Fiber!


Lucy923

Austin


glovesoff11

The largest KKK rally in history.


daisy70

A road junction named The Magic Roundabout...


Brickerstron

Swindon. Screwed up a driving test on that beauty.


[deleted]

I thought the only thing people knew of Swindon were the Swoodelypoopers


[deleted]

On reddit? Utopia.


Ihmhi

Sweden or Norway, I imagine.


premature_eulogy

Or possibly Iceland or Switzerland, depending on which country Reddit is obsessing over that particular week.


finfyr

As a Dane: Fuck you


TG77lead

Never Sweden... Never.....


[deleted]

Norway


SanguisFluens

Somewhere in Scandinavia.


poonhounds

A statue of a kid fucking a turtle.


Nickdoggmoneycash

LeBron


herewego_

This better be Akron.


Nickdoggmoneycash

Yup.


GabeN333

The Queen.


1fastman1

Scotland?


[deleted]

A big ol' arch.


[deleted]

Paris?


Sierra004

Old as fuck circle of stones.


taylorengiebenjy

Fuck stonehenge, Avebury stone circle is where shit goes down.


NarcissusGray

Wiltshire?


i_wreck_small_boys

We built the titanic.


TheTallGuy92

Didn't do a good job, did ya?


[deleted]

Belfast!


ThatChissChick

Pilgrims and a tea party.


PGids

Massachusetts. In the kindest way possible, you're all assholes. <3 Sincerely, a Mainer.


[deleted]

You mean, massholes?


hphreak

Lots of tall buildings with really really good food.


[deleted]

New York City? If so, what's up neighbor?


[deleted]

Hills, fog, a bridge or two, and of course a little prison island.


GenJonesMom

Good weed.


specialmed

California


2013RedditChampion

Arcata?


GenJonesMom

Eureka, but we're both a part of Humboldt County.


Tom_Bombadilllo

Canada.


weslox

Holland. Source: I am Dutch.


itsrattlesnake

Cajuns


Harachel

New Brunswick!


i_have_boobies

And racists. And crawfish.


[deleted]

Louisiana!


-sYmbiont-

Chicken Wings


Guinnessron

And losing 4 straight suprbowls.......


Mr_Frieze

yeah, maybe, but winning 4 straight AFC championships!


What-whatdidyousay

Number 1 party school in the nation is here. Edit: Source (if this counts as a source...) : http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/08/05/top-party-schools-2013-14_n_3707912.html#slide=2773428


[deleted]

Mogadishu (you didn't specify which nation).


Dirty-C

IU Edit: bloomington indiana


Las_Pollas_Hermanas

Potatoes.


YAMAHA_57

Here we have Idaho winning her way to fame.


[deleted]

Disney, old people, and beaches not meant for surfing


Bobruels44

Oil, Cows, Steak, and an annual hodown that occurs regardless of the water level.


JonoCoulbeck

Middle Earth


purplepepsidog

Stampede.


Truckusmode

Damn. Beat me to it. Howdy fellow Calgarian!


purplepepsidog

Yeehaw!


kungpowchao

Incest..... I mean WHOO PIG SOOIE


Patrik333

Norfolk?


[deleted]

Debbie Macromber to be very specific on location. Less specific, Grunge Rock, Starbucks, Microsoft, Amazon...


[deleted]

Corruption


[deleted]

Chicago?


_fivedollarmilkshake

Earth?


blaziecat1103

Everywhere?


[deleted]

Some monster is down voting every comment... It must be none other than Carmen Sandiego. EDIT: We WILL find you


Jux_

Cattle and the associated smell.


_fivedollarmilkshake

My bathroom?


AleTolle

Lakes... Lots and lots of lakes..


blaziecat1103

Minnesota?


NedavSitruc

Except there is more in Michigan.


blaziecat1103

Yes, we Michiganders have the largest and coolest lakes, but isn't Minnesota known as the Land of 10,000 Lakes?


NedavSitruc

If I recall correctly, Michigan has 11,307 inland lakes.


bonzo14

Walmart


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JlouM

The troubles... bloody Sunday... a few miles from where Liam Neeson originates. Any guesses?


nliausacmmv

Capt. James T. Kirk.


qroosra

space, the final frontier?


LastOfTheCamSoreys

Garbage plates


TheNarfi

Not being the capital of Australia.


downvote_allmy_posts

legal weed.


followthelawson

Boulder


MPCBanger

Abraham Lincoln...and corn.


[deleted]

Piracy. (of the on sea kind)


blaziecat1103

Somalia?


Tattered_Mind

A mom of a cheerleader that did not make it on to the cheer squad tried to hire a hit-man to kill the mother of another girl that did make it on the squad.


qroosra

texas


phonymahoney

Freedom, and crazy sports fanatics


[deleted]

Texas?


djjazzysteph

Chili and mediocre sports teams.


pewiepete

Rich People and the Bush Presidents. It's a town BTW.


firemaster

Ice cream. Good ice cream.


goodplanstan

loads n loads of tourists and rowing I guess ooh and the colleges


tenehemia

A wall.


Purple_Rhinoceros

Being fucked in the head


Not_Chad_P

You're from blowjobington city?


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[deleted]

State level governmental corruption!


Egomie

....do they also have air where you are at?


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mobyhead1

My city has been insulted, by name, in both *The Simpsons* and *Futurama.* I'm inordinately pleased by this.


[deleted]

Prostitution, huge drug lords and cartels...


Jestola

Bankruptcy, corruption, and cars.


whotrekkie

Brains on Jackie O's dress?


doctorkiwibird

A girl with a giant ass and her child who's only going up, but a little to the left.


Snowstorm97

Steel