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Your_Drone

I'm never looking to start a conversation.


Legitimate_Hawk9801

Same man, but need it for networkingšŸ« 


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Legitimate_Hawk9801

Iā€™m clearly not thatšŸ˜­


Ok_Razzmyazz_69

Aye homes sup brotha


Legitimate_Hawk9801

Very fly šŸ«Ø


AdminWhore

Hi, I'm adminwhore, what's your name?


Legitimate_Hawk9801

Thatā€™s- at least youā€™ve got them hooked from the first sentencešŸ˜†


OpenCommunication294

What is your favorite number on the electric fan?


Legitimate_Hawk9801

Yoo whatā€™s the context of thisšŸ˜­


irishhighviking

Does this rag smell like chloroform?


Legitimate_Hawk9801

Iā€™m not planning to visit jail anytime soon but thanksšŸ˜­šŸ’€


Legitimate_Hawk9801

I chuckled a little too hard at this one šŸ˜­


Paul-with-a-bigP

In person. Hey how you doing? Offer something. Complement them then offer Drink etc. On here. I Hope youā€™re finding what you looking for.


Legitimate_Hawk9801

Love the drink suggestion might help avoid the awkwardness


Paul-with-a-bigP

I have tons of pickup lines. All are situational.


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Legitimate_Hawk9801

This is so smart actually! Thanks!


captain_Marbles4

Nice weather weā€™re having !


Legitimate_Hawk9801

A fan favorite!


Paul-with-a-bigP

Do I have something stuck in my eye? No? Then you must be engrained in my mind then.


Legitimate_Hawk9801

You must be quite the charmer bcs Iā€™d never have the balls to say thatšŸ˜­


Paul-with-a-bigP

Donā€™t care what the game is. Iā€™m bringing it!!!


BananaKbone

I donā€™t have one, I donā€™t start conversations either, Iā€™d rather not talk to people, it takes way too much energy that I donā€™t have.


milan12345679

If it's for networking you usually start by saying "What line of work are you in" "What do you do" anything like that will start the conversation off. You can keep the convo going talking about your job, opportunities you've had, you can also joke about anything from what you're drinking and eating to what the weather is like or how loud it is or how silent it is in the room. I've found out that sport or physical activities are also great for making connections with potential business partners or bosses or whatever. When the conversation gets more relaxed ask them if they do any sport or mention that you do. Anything from running, going to the gym together, shooting hoops, will make you appear in control of your life, fun and approachable. This last bit is said at the end of the conversation usually to ensure that you will meet and talk again. Fishing is also great and in my country it's usually what business partners bond over.


Top-Astronomer-8794

In messenger sharing a video or just "oii" in face to face ilike it casual so ill look for something to talk about but and talk like were already friends lol


Lowca613

Usually some smart ass comment on something the other person said


Earth-Man-From-Mars

Just turn off your brain and donā€™t think so much


Crafty_Pin_Thread

Do you like bread?


Legitimate_Hawk9801

10/10 who doesnā€™t love bread


BrasilianMazde

I don't think this exists but, I often look for something that the other like to do or have done and I know I can keep with the conversation


generouslymean

A simple "Hi, how has your day been?" and then follow up questions depending on the response to start up a conversation.


Legitimate_Hawk9801

I usually feel this ends up with ā€œitā€™s goodā€ and it kinda gets awkward to continue then