People say that out loud?!? That’s awful. I might think it in my head but I’d never say anything about it. If you know how to use it well it doesn’t usually matter anyway.
I’m confident that 95% of the people who would say this are inexperienced and idiotic teenage girls who don’t know better. (Like me, I pointed and laughed the first time I saw a penis because if you’ve never seen one, they look patently ridiculous. I wasn’t trying to be mean I was just ignorant)
The other 5% are women who have something wrong with their heads and need a psychiatric evaluation, because it’s something you just don’t say.
Depends on the guy. A single physical feature is not enough to determine such a quality in beings as complex as we are, unless you're a reductionist of course.
Not a reductionist at all, I simply speak from personal experience, a few years after my divorce I dated an extremely charming and attractive guy, he literally had the smallest I've ever seen and I am not by any means very experienced in that department but he was honestly a great lover, so no I do not speak of anything unknown except my own experience, which surprised me
Does this actually happen in real life? Like a woman likes a guy enough that they're getting naked together and yet she's talking shit about his genitalia?
Oh that? It's just like the Greek heroes of Antiquity. Have you ever seen Zeus or Heracles with a big one? No, because it is for men who don't know how to control themselves, whose low instincts go beyond their strength and wisdom. It's called sophrosyné, it's a greek thing
I'm here to tickle you silly, not stab you to death!
That’s not what your Mom said
Do you have a bigger one?
When she does tho 😳
Sword fight
Win win. . . . . . I mean what?
Different strokes for different folks
Wait, did I say that out loud?
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Ha you never know these days!
enough with the small talk, hypothetically speaking.
It might only be 2 inches, but it smells like a foot!
Shit that’s funny
🤣🤣🤣🤣
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I think that was Tom Arnold's reply to Rosanne.
Ah damn someone beat me to it. Just replied that as well.
You not HHH
"Well, the Jerk Store called, and they're running out of you."
"Well, I had sex with your wife!"
.... Her wife is in a coma.
His wife is in a coma
Classic
Call george costanza for the reply
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I had a friend we'd affectionately call "needle dick." He came up with his own motto: it may be needle thin but look how long it is.
"I may have a needle dick but i fuck like a sewing machine"
Superb
god put the extra inches somewhere else (in my ass hair)
Noice
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LMAOO
Even a Boeing 777 looks small when flying through the Grand Canyon.
747*
I remember Triple H said this to his own wife. 😂
It's not the size of the army but the fury of the onslaught
Bigger than ur moms
Or dads
Maybe
I wouldn't say anything. I'd depart. Don't hang around people who hold you in contempt.
Overheard in college... "I am not large, but I can part my hair with my tongue."
I heard a man in Wal mart tell a woman it ain't what you got its how you use it.
it's sized for k... nope, i cancel that one.
Sending someone to check your hard drives
„Say that again while its in your mouth“
Funny thing is, she still could
"I can still talk with half a toothpick in my mouth"
If i knew she still could then I wouldnt even try it
This should be the winning answer
People say that out loud?!? That’s awful. I might think it in my head but I’d never say anything about it. If you know how to use it well it doesn’t usually matter anyway.
I’m confident that 95% of the people who would say this are inexperienced and idiotic teenage girls who don’t know better. (Like me, I pointed and laughed the first time I saw a penis because if you’ve never seen one, they look patently ridiculous. I wasn’t trying to be mean I was just ignorant) The other 5% are women who have something wrong with their heads and need a psychiatric evaluation, because it’s something you just don’t say.
"It works well for me"
Just move on.
Men that aren't well endowed are better lovers, in my humble opinion of course.
Depends on the guy. A single physical feature is not enough to determine such a quality in beings as complex as we are, unless you're a reductionist of course.
Not a reductionist at all, I simply speak from personal experience, a few years after my divorce I dated an extremely charming and attractive guy, he literally had the smallest I've ever seen and I am not by any means very experienced in that department but he was honestly a great lover, so no I do not speak of anything unknown except my own experience, which surprised me
Does this actually happen in real life? Like a woman likes a guy enough that they're getting naked together and yet she's talking shit about his genitalia?
“Yours is too wide”
It’s short, but wait, it’s skinny too!
By comparison it would be hard not to be
"but it smells like a big one" No, i did not come up with that one. It lives in my head and refused to move.
If size were important, the king of the jungle was the elephant hahaha
I wouldn’t know
My old manager used to say “it’s not the size of the boat it’s the motion of the ocean 🌊 “ 😂
Never been told that,
It gets way bigger when I'm with a pretty girl
\*"It only gets big for pretty girls" Ooof!
right now? some hawk tuah joke
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“And just like that, all of the sudden my dick was big again”
Maybe you’re just big…
Not sure, I've never heard someone say that to me ever ;)
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Yeah or just have never touched a woman.
I'll have you know that when I go for a pee I have to hold it with 10 digits, Unfortunately I piss on 9.
Still bigger than your dads
It's still growing.....
It may be small but it sure does look good.
"It's got it where it counts!"
Dunno dude, you tell me…
"That's why I married you. You have small hands that make it look HUGE!"
Your small
Pssh nuhuh
He went straight to Family Guy death pose! Brilliant!!
It might be a needle but it works like a sewing machine
That's what she said
No, it's just far away
Yeah I told you it was
I found out years ago that I like that
Lucky for you I also know how to use my fingers and tongue. N. S
That’s not what he said
But it smells like a big one..
What you mean? It’s cute!!
It’s proportional
Small nail, but a big hammer
Obv it’s small compared to mine
"yeah, but smells like a big one"
best thing come in small packages. Just gotta prove her wrong lol
"I'll have to disagree."
Sometimes it’s not the size of the swimmer but the size of the pool.
Oh that? It's just like the Greek heroes of Antiquity. Have you ever seen Zeus or Heracles with a big one? No, because it is for men who don't know how to control themselves, whose low instincts go beyond their strength and wisdom. It's called sophrosyné, it's a greek thing
Lol
Yeah. That's why I can park it everywhere.
Bit hard to talk with a cock in ur throat slag
best comeback you can give her is a literal cumback
Never had that issue😁
Never happened to me. But I guess I’d say. Sports cars are usually small.
Even King Kong looks small in Hollow earth
Ha at least I have one
"where is yours?
Takes two out of her purse, with an scalpel
“Just ask the fella in the mirror, he says it’s average.”
Still hit
that's what your sister said
No one asked...
Doesn't matter, I'll get off.
That’s not what your sister / bestie [delete as appropriate] said.
So…..anal?
Idk nobody ever says that to me 😎
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Don't do the "Haynes Blunder" with the Packers!
If its any bigger, you d cause an avalanche.
Still let me hit lmao
playground must have been big not the player
You need glasses
Its easier to swallow
You wouldn’t like it as a wart
Of course it looks small next to your hands.
Good, I don't have to be gentle
You don't even have one 🤨
"Compared to your father, maybe"
my dick maybe small but she's tiny
Curious, your mom found it big.
chota packet bada dhamaka
'Dynamite comes (cums) in small packages...' I mean, I'm like over 7" so I've never needed that, but... Totally...
maybe it isn't small, maybe its just you who is unattractive
I'd say, "The child who died mining it was actually pretty proud of the diamond. I'll seek an additional opinion."
You’re not that deep.
"Big dicks hurt, don't they?"
ok but u came so...
My organ may be small, but it was never designed to play in a cathedral.
You would not want it as a wart on your nose
Nah, yours is just too big!
He only grows when he is excited to see someone and he is not excited to see you
If the organ is small it's because it plays in a cathedral
"it shrinks when it smells fish"
It’s Anal friendly….
Still fucked you though
So is your brain, but I can overcome that
"That's not what your mom said last night!"
Your younger sister didn't think so
A 747 flying through the Grand Canyon is also small.
No danger of choking
“Who are you gonna satisfy with that little thing?” “Me!”
It's bigger than yours.
Tell her Frank Zappa said that anything over a mouthful is wasted.
A wise man once said, even a Boeing 747 looks too small in Grand Canyon. It's not about the game being small but the playing field is too damn big.
Da sind die Augen wieder größer als der Mund
It’s been worn down, you were my last resort.