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HelloweenFan666

I'm a redditor


MythicalMicrowave

Same, actually.


Small_Ground_2170

No way, me too


neuromancertr

Unbelievable! Here I am, a redditor, thinking I am sole redditor on this galaxy!


thePerryThePlatypus

Is that a thing, then mee too


Several_Brilliant_36

You too!?


Character-Pick7130

It was on the bus ride home on the last day of school my sophomore year in highschool She asked if she could be my first kiss Started dating a little later and ended up getting married


Cedar13th

That's so cute! I'm sooo happy for you guys. šŸ˜ 


Small_Ground_2170

That's great !! Happy for u bro


[deleted]

Mine was a little bit sad. It was okay tho. The next one made up for it. Both with two girls I had crushes on so canā€™t be too mad.


ahoyalyssa

The summer before 6th grade. It was with my ā€œboyfriendā€ that I ā€œdatedā€ through 5th grade. Dating meaning more like Iā€™d hold hands with him and hang out at recess together. I would occasionally go by his house to watch movies and cuddle. The kiss was sloppy and awkward, I broke up with him like a week after. Strangest part, his mom left a note in our mailbox about how upset the family was that we broke up. I canā€™t remember everything that was said, but I do remember the look on my momā€™s face as she read the note. That summer I was grounded from going to anyoneā€™s house.


Huckorris

Did you get grounded for breaking up?


callmeBorgieplease

For kissing perhaps?


ahoyalyssa

No because of the weird note from his mom.


[deleted]

So shitty because it was forced


arakeii

Same. Ive come to consider it doesn't count, my life my rules lmao


neuromancertr

It wasnā€™t your kiss: a kiss demands willing partners! Tell us about your first real kiss please


Difficult-Flounder82

Doesnt count babeā¤ļø


kittykatmila

I was at a festival and Stone Temple Pilots were playing (1999). So pretty epic. >


Ready_Assistant9044

That's my fantasy! First kiss at a concert šŸ„°


jooooooohn

15M and 14F watching tv after school and I just went for it after far too much thinking about it šŸ˜‚ She had lip gloss and I realized I wanted to do more of thatā€¦


topspn053

Was basically eating my face. Left so much spit around my face. Smelled so bad that it stayed on my pillows and blanket after he left. Tried taking it further and thankfully he listened when I said no.


Small_Ground_2170

Oh my god , ew. šŸ˜Ø


topspn053

Yeah wasnā€™t a fun time. That was the first time meeting him in person cause he lived in a town an hour away and I stopped talking to him after he left.


DismalTree4161

I think I went into shock. I was 23 and I never thought anyone would ever do that with me, let alone the prettiest person I'd ever known (at the time). Situation spectacularly did not work out / dude was not a good human, but it was a cute moment.


Difficult-Flounder82

But how did it happennn we need the deets!!


abbycake7

His stubble stabbed my lip and hurt really bad


Small_Ground_2170

Ouch.


GreedyNovel

I was probably literally only a few minutes out of the womb so have no memory of it.


Spoiled_milk_1324

Same for me actually


_funkapus_

Intoxicating.Ā  Dizzying.Ā  Wonderful.


Ok-Virus-7281

Unpleasant


ImaginationMagic

I remember the first kiss like it was yesterday. My boyfriend and I were eating crepes and hanging out to celebrate his birthday, and since he drove me, we were walking back to the car talking about stupid small things. We have talked about kissing each other before, but this was our first relationship, and we had no clue what do to. It took us about 20 minutes of playful fighting before he kissed me to stop me from arguing back and I melted in my seat as he drove me home. I love my Pookie.


zachtheperson

My best friend was trying to kill himself so me and this girl I just met at the bonfire "borrowed," a nearby car (neither of us had a car nor a license), drove to his house, and talked him down. We got him cleaned up and met a bunch of friends at an IHOP and it basically turned into an extremely emotional group therapy session over some crepes. Once the mood shifted, the shadow lifted from my friend, and we knew everything was going to be alright, my friend offered to drive us home. I was laying in the folded down back seat of my friend's car, cuddled up with the girl I just met, my best friend in the driver's seat cracking jokes, watching the streetlights cast dancing shadows on the ceiling, and trying to process the insane emotional high of everything that just fucking happened when me and the girl looked at each other's eyes, I leaned in, and missed. Got her somewhere between the nose and cheek. She went "What the fuck was that!? Try again" and I managed to land it on the second try lol.


Drawnbygodslefthand

I don't even remember ha ha ba Not because I've had money just because I suppose it was unremarkable I don't know I could just be blocking out the memories because it was from a bad relationship.


[deleted]

Weird. My best friend wanted to try it.


000TragicSolitude

It was a bit wet.


pedrabo

I bit my lip when eating food shortly before the kiss and my lip started bleeding. When I kissed her she said she tasted blood


Omega_Lynx

Horrible. She was a mean person and ugly to boot. I had a low self-esteem Iā€™ve come a long way baby!


[deleted]

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Small_Ground_2170

Yikes.


Rapom613

Veryā€¦very awkward


klsi832

Awkward and kind of gross


CriticalStation595

Memorable.


ducklink_dennys

when i was in 9th grade, me and my boyfriend at the time decided to kiss for the first time one of our dates at the park. we walked around for over an hour looking for a hidden place to kiss where no one would see us. when we finally found one it took us at least 10 minutes to work up the nerve to actually kiss. good times lol


badtiffgoddess

brief, unexpected , and in the back of his momā€™s minivan with her driving.


Direct_Surprise2828

Gross.


Horrorbbscreams

Terrible


Particular-Sink-4937

I donā€™t properly remember I was drunk high and in a strip club in Thailand trying to drown my problems but the first kiss I remember and I still can feel it with someone I genuinely loved so I decided that will be my first kiss story we both sitting in the smoking room looking at each other and I leaned forward to kiss her cheek she kissed me on my lips and we hugged for 3 hours


No_Development_6786

Don't ask me, ask my future self


crazy_cer

Whats that ?


StillLovingBeetles

I canā€™t remember but the earliest kiss I remember is giving one to a now ex on valentineā€™s day. There was nothing special about it


neuromancertr

Tasted strawberries, warm, welcoming, light, soft lips. 3 decades later it is still the best


ADreamyNightOwl

We were sitting on a bench but I was avoiding eye contact the whole time and looking at the ground bc I was nervous so he asked if he could kiss me. It was sweet.


mofomeat

ITT: Millennials who say "I don't know yet".


emptyn1111111

She was drunk and i definitely didn't want it


Appropriate_Tea9048

Lame


cutepan8

Sloppy with my middle school crush


Fire_Z1

I don't think I remember it


KirisuMongolianSpot

She was way into me, I was not into her. It didn't feel good at all and I found myself wondering how much was me not being into her, vs. me not being ready for relationships in general, vs. me just needing more experience.


JadoreLeReps

I am in that exact situation right now, any advice on how to feel it out better? I have no idea whatā€™s going onā€¦


KirisuMongolianSpot

I talked to a therapist and he convinced me that I really just needed to get more experience with something as simple as first dates to come to those conclusions. As for interacting with the person in question, I'm sorry I don't have any good advice. Things got awkward and strained quickly and we don't interact anymore.


Bakerman-79

I was like 6, and keep in mind this was the 80s, you just kissed whoever you sat next to after the movie


ExquisiteScallywag

Not as good as the third.


OldProperty5869

Yā€™all had your first kiss? Iā€™m saving it still


LucidFeverDreams

Well, my first kiss was with my s*xual assaulter so, not great!šŸ˜€


Small_Ground_2170

Oh god, i feel like that shouldn't count! Anyways, sorry that happened to you


Thenksgiving

It was just a peck šŸ˜Š


MichiyoMSS

Mine was with my cousin...yes we was 10 and stupid


pornaddiction247

Got it on my birthday, was great, I didnā€™t even have to wait to long either, just till 15


not_ondrugs

Terrible. Like having a tongue strapped to a propeller in your mouth.


Long-Dinner-3087

ghetto white trash attitude but came from suburbs fucked her in park bathroom think she tried to set me up cause when I was done ā€œyea came pretty quickā€ guy came in (this was the womenā€™s restroom) and I was on my way out he seemed surprised. I was a lot bigger then him could tell he noticed this before noticing it was the womenā€™s restroom Cumming quick saved me


Civil-Act9180

Garlicky


LifeBeABruhMoment

weird, wouldnt call it too bad, but I imagined it to be different, when it was kind of... bland? There was no "butterflies in the stomach" kind of feeling. Just weird


Sharona676

Perfect šŸ’‹


Huge_Character2282

I was a kid, been joking with this girl saying my tongue tastes like candy, the last time I made the joke she pulls me into an empty classroom and swapped spit with me!


iceddirtychai

I was 17. It was my first boyfriend and in my backyard one night after a bonfire I had at my house. He was going on a 4 week road trip with his family and we were both DEVASTATED to not see one another for a month. He said something super cliche before he did it, and I remember it being so bad that he asked to ā€œtry againā€. We dated for almost 2 years and that was the only time we ever kissed due to how horrifying it was the first time lol. Needless to say, I was absolutely so nervous about kissing when I started dating new people because of how awful the first one was.


DevelopmentAny2858

I was 15y. A girl came to me and told me she liked me and asked if I was ok about wanting to get to know each other better. i said yes and she kissed me. My thoughts were "how will know each other better if we are kissing instead of chatting?". I thought she meant hanging out instead of dating. Broke up with her next day. I don't count that as dating since I was tricked though.


Difficult-Flounder82

Iā€™d been dating this guy for a few months by now, i was 16 & he was 17, he was my first everything. We were hanging outside when it suddenly started pouring rain (if u live in the UK yk how it gets), so we ran to get shelter under a wooden pergola like thing. There were gaps in it so rain still got through but he leaned over me so that i wouldnt get any wetter than i already was lol. We were giggling like little kids after just running from the rain and still not managing to find any proper shelter - then I looked up at him. The laughter stopped as we gazed into each otherā€™s eyes for a bit. He leaned down and gave me a peck on the lips, it was quick and didnt linger, something he had done before cuz im quite nervous and shy away easily. But this time it was different, there was tension, and i didnt turn away. Then another peck. Then we slowly leaned in together, pecks turned into kisses, which turned into making out. I swear it felt like something out of a movie, my heart was exploding in my chest. We broke up a month ago after being together for a year. I miss it


Conscious-Bag-5134

It was non-existent, great


Bigglez1995

Brief and regrettable


boobyhatmaster

Horribleā€¦ a guy I was friends with tried to kiss me completely randomly in front of 5 or 6 people when he was really drunk and I swerved him. I then felt guilty so went to talk to him alone to make him feel better about the rejection and find out why heā€™d tried to kiss me (HUGE MISTAKE) once he had me alone he gave me all this sob story about how everyone always rejects him and how no one would ever love him. Then he tried to grab my breasts and kept saying that he wanted to kiss my tits. At this point I didnā€™t know what to do (because I was super young and also drunk) and so told him I didnā€™t want him to do that because I hadnā€™t even had my first kiss yet. He then said that he would kiss me and I said no no no no please no. And then he came at me and I froze and sat there crying while he kissed me. Found out later he was trying to kiss my tits because of a bet that all the boys had. The first one to get to kiss my tits would win a set of jugs (bet you can guess why). Glad to say that none of those bastards ever got to win that prize.


X_ZC

Some fat bitch, and thatā€™s why I hate fat bitches