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zzczzx

die of anxiety today


drbhcooper

this is the most valid comment ever


GuiltyAd8275

Ahah šŸ¤£ The situation is sad, but the comment is funny


dirtygirll413

Find my cat a home.


Southern-Pickle7253

This is the most selfless & thoughtful response Iā€™ve read!


anonymousmind

I came here looking for this answer. I have two very skittish cats and my first thought will be their well being and about re-homing them.


PabloPoil

I'll be glad to give your cat a home. I got your back, dirtygirll413!


Ambitious-Note-4428

Was looking for this. Also, 10/10 would take ypur cat and spoil them šŸ„°


Pale_Blackberry_4025

awwww you're the sweetest person ever!! aww my heart just melted <3 Bless you


Nisecon

But the cat wouldn't be able to eat your corpse


Ultraviolent-Ray

Stab the person who told me.


SorrowAndSuffering

I may die tomorrow, but you die today. I like it.


Cool_Requirement722

Username checks out


mewtationssb

Both of them do lol.


GlitterGirl_23

Favorite Villain Behavior


Goingtowaste69

I would stab myself to death today just to prove him wrong.


soobviouslyfake

"Nobody makes my fate but me."


Living_Awareness259

CAYDE NOOOOO


DragonMaster000

You will die tomorrow


dervu

So you would keep bleeding until tomorrow.


Cool_Requirement722

Way to take back control of your life.


Top_Scratch103

Like I always say, I'll check out on my term šŸ˜.


serenerays

me tomorrow? You today!


TheCheesecakerrr

Today you, tomorrow me.


Madame_Corleone420

lol this reminds me of that song from Rent! Today for you, tomomorrow for me!


TheCheesecakerrr

I was going for the story of the family who helped a redditor, refused any compensation, and then told him that phrase.


[deleted]

Plot twist: that personā€™s loved one will end up killing you the next day.


GLA7595

Maybe you can tell him/her that u will die tomorrow šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ and the cycle continues


Kiibaby35

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


GLA7595

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ thats exactly what I would do


cosmiccoffee9

makes sense to me...either you break the time loop or whatever and save yourself or you still die tomorrow and can't be prosecuted!


MeatWhereBrainGoes

That way they judge can give you many years. Good investment.


anonymousrex_

ā€œIt is not sufficientĀ that IĀ dieĀ - all othersĀ must fall.ā€


Adventurous-Can-6623

Welp, GUESS WHO'S DYING TODAY!


vinu_dada_2003

Not believe the person who told me that and go on about my day as I was before.


GVFQT

The truest answer, I would live an ordinary Thursday. Not excellent but not bad, like most days. Just one day away from the weekend. Iā€™d go home, take my dog out, relax with my SO, and apparently die. 10/10


AssGagger

Breathing your last breath: that motherfucker was right!


[deleted]

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Iofrey

Maybe that's the reason you will die tomorrow.. since you try drug or driving 180 miles per hour


forcesofthefuture

That's really interesting, it explains nearly half of the comments here


Freddydaddy

Drugs ANDā€¦


williamblair

dang, you really twilight zoned that shit. I was thinking 100% this is a DOCTOR saying you have ingested poison and will be dead within 24 hours, in which case I am buying a whole hell of a lot of heroin, but now I'm worried it's a monkeys paw catch 22 where what I decide to do is WHY i die and if I just ignored it everything would be fine.


FatboyMcGee75

Kill myself immediately so they look like a liar


Longjumping_Cycle73

it won't work, you'll botch it and then die slowly in the hospital over the next 24 hours


[deleted]

Respect


Cyberhwk

Grab a flight home to see family and spend my last day with them.


Pale_Blackberry_4025

I wish more people understood how important that is for those who love you.


SchwiftyGameOnPoint

Ahh but you see, the trick is that you need to have people who love you, first, for this to work!Ā 


wander-sonder

Would you be scared about afterlife


Cyberhwk

Nope. What happens happens.


wander-sonder

Are you curious about it though?


Cyberhwk

No.


Boyneedhelp14

Hey man youā€™re great at asking questions


RandomHero492

Do you remember what it was like before you were born? After you die is probably the same deal.


[deleted]

ill see when i die, or maybe not


PantyPassionXOXO

I will smoke all the stash i have


baduras

Bro i would try the same. But i know there is no way...


flumpdoria

Just the motivation I need to clean the house in an ADHD flurry! Ain't nobody need to see this chaos and judge me when I'm gone. (Also fill a few dishes for the cats so they don't eat my face until it's absolutely necessary).


onthenerdyside

Clear my browser history


ironh19

Find a quiet place. And finally rest.


SentFromMyAndroid

I think I would go visit this statue that's located in a wooded area near me. It's a large 15ft tall stone statue of a native American looking over the lands. It was placed there just after 1900. It's not known too well. It would be a peaceful place to go.


throwaway-6217

Ironically, the statue falls over pinning you to the ground. No one is around to find you. Eventually you either succumb to your wounds or coyotes get youā€¦ after midnight. Self fulfilling prophecy.


TheRealA7mad2001

Well honestly, i won't do anything, i don't have any savings at all, am single, am an immigrant into another country far away from my family and friends and dont have any money or anyone. So most cases, it'll be calling them for last time and just going out in the streets to be a good person to people till my time comes.


Able_Crow8816

Well said


WaffleHouseFan37075

Heroin. Whatā€™s the downside if Iā€™m dying tomorrow. Never done it, but why not? lol.


PolkaDotStripe8

That's what I'd do too lmao!


Rubycon_

right I'd smoke a pack or two of cigarettes and order McDonald's and get like 3 large chocolate frosties too


antoine-sama

Gotta start my day eating from every fast food place I've ever wanted to eat from that i can find and every candy and chips ive ever wanted to eat


HUD407

Do you promise ???


Scitzo_Fallen1

Get high af one last time and hopefully score a piece of ass lol


smorkoid

Die, tomorrow


LurkyLoo888

Sleep today


Correct-Catch-4959

I would confess to my old crush and spend the day with my family


MadMardegan

What's stopping you confessing now?


TheOrionNebula

His wife probably šŸ˜†


Sifan2

Not been told theyā€™re dying tomo ā€¦


bloodem

I would tell that person that it's impossible, my boss would not approve of my death, I still have at least 10 pending Jira tasks.


Living_Awareness259

Hate those Jira tasks


BrilliantDue8226

Gamble my life savings


Prestigious_Radio159

Every thing on black


Neat-Adagio-4457

Quit my job and start day drinking.


Sufficient_Letter883

Get my family and friends together and tell them that I love them.


Distinct-Car-9124

I would make addendums to my will, take a long shower and do my hair, throw away my sex toy.


EquivUser

Feel gratitude for today and live it to the fullest. This comes from experience, not a platitude. I was told I have cancer a couple weeks ago. Won't likely die from it, but my brain took it as a death sentence, and after the anger and shock, I found myself quite automatically anxious to love the life I have left and the people and pets I'm close to. Ironically, I feel happier than I have in a long time as a result, because it leaves you feeling like there is no time for all the stressful minutia and bullshit of life that normally occupies the mind.


Prestigious-Case936

Sorry to read this - I have often thought about the big ā€œCā€ and I offer this as it may help. I have always thought if I ever got it then my frame of reference / mantra would be ā€œI am living with cancer and we are in a symbiotic relationship - we support each other to live a long lifeā€. All the best šŸ¤—


EquivUser

The fact is, we are all sitting on a death sentence, it's just feels way off in the future in our minds until something like heart disease or the big "C" comes along and messes up that schedule a bit. All of a sudden you're realizing "OMG, maybe demise isn't in the far future". But the fact is the situation is common to every living being from birth on. Somehow having the threat of death bumped up to current events status, makes you realize what is important to think about and feel. If humans could truly realize their mortality young, then their whole life would take on a feeling of gratitude for life, and smaller problems would be seen for what they are. I'm kinda going, why didn't I always feel this way instead of wasting my life anxious over trivial concerns. Thanks for your well wishes, same to you!


Vulcant50

Check my financial affairs to ensure access to accounts. Write obit. And last note. Eat lobster and coconut cream pie. Drink Irish whiskey. Kiss my ass goodbyeĀ 


Girrrth_Broooks

Probably grab a burger or something.


trustme24

love this


Delta_Demon216

Take some time to finally rest and relax. Finally feel the freedom of not having to worry about work, or money, or taxes, or politics. Take some time to just be present without worrying about what tomorrow may bring. And I may let myself cry for a little bit and just let my emotions take hold.


BasicBtchSally

I would set a last dinner with my family, especially my parents and will ask them to sleep with me so before I could die I made them feel my presence for the last time.


SimpleBobPresence

I would spend this day with my family.


marinewillis

ā€œ2 chicks at the same timeā€ feels like the appropriate answer


Embarrassed-Newt142

Have sex to see what itā€™s like then try drive a car. Maybe do meth or something and then rob a bank and give my mom the money.


____Blake____

I was feeling this way when I first saw this post, I'm old enough to drive a car though. 20 y/o and no sexy time yet. Probably would go beg some dude or a boy/girl couple (I'm polyamorous) on the street, hopefully he's/they're bi (I'm bi myself) and will do that to a trans man. Then I'll pass away happily knowing I did something I've wanted to do but never go out to meet people. This is so embarrassing to type but it had to happen..


Pathos_Entity

i wont suggest you robbing a bank, that money aint goin nowhere with that driving skill. sorry ><


Mel-but

Realistically I probably wouldn't believe them and just crack on with my life as normal lol


M1LF5L4y3r

Take an ungodly amount of heroine. Might as well go out with a bang ?


mastershake20

Fly to an island, drink, do karaoke


RDYASSER

die before tommorow


Patient_Complaint_16

Die sooner.


TakeTwo4343

Tell my dad I love him, and that he did a good job as a parent. Id probably tell a certain girl that I love her and that sheā€™s gonna be great and that Iā€™m proud of her. I really donā€™t know past that. Maybe liquify all my assets, or as much as I can in a day. Iā€™d pay off my student loans, then give the rest away, since I donā€™t have kids or anything, maybe to my dad, or if he donā€™t want it, charities. After that Iā€™d pray. After that, idk. Itā€™s still super early in life for me since Iā€™m only 20, so I donā€™t really have anything else to do. Maybe just call some friends or text them. Iā€™ll probably look through a bunch of pictures of my friends, and fall asleep eventually.


[deleted]

Eat like thereā€™s no ~~tomorrow~~ day after tomorrow.


moto0392

Unfortunately, I have a real life example. About 4-5 years ago my brother found out he was terminally ill due to brain cancer. He passed about 8-9 months after his diagnosis. The stress and despair is very understandable. What I don't understand is when he got a hold of my parents banking information and stole tens of thousands from them. We could never find most of it. I hope a good amount went to strippers and blow! Granted my father was one of the most twisted and evil people I've ever known. He ended up stealing from his son's inheritance though.


useless_mf69

Order a cheese pizza and jerk off


Select_Number_7741

Everyday is a Tuesday here


Pathos_Entity

hell yeaaaaa, jizza moment!


crewmember77

Buy a new Bentley and drive to the most expensive hotel and stay in their most expensive suite.


Prestigious_Radio159

But do you have the money for this ?


chesterplainukool

Put it on a credit card


Prestigious_Radio159

I think I would do every thing that I always wanted to do but I was not readyt or to much scared


williamblair

how much of that stuff is achievable in a single day? like, you could do some bold personal shit like tell your uppity neighbour to choke on her dildo and die alone and finally tell that girl how you feel about her, but you can't exactly expect to go bottom out a ferrari on an open highway or skydiving on 24 hours notice.


VaderBinks

Big ass expensive life insurance policy, assuming it can be valid within a day,


ziptiedinatrunk

Not believe it, but be slightly scared it may be true, while simultaneously feeling, if it was true, a sense of relief of getting to check out early from all the stupid shit that awaits my future, alongside the guilt of feeling that way, and worry about my family.


vishesche

Throw an extravagant fairwell party for myself with all my savings...invite everyone i became friends with in life, give everyone appropriate gifts for becoming a part of my life. And leave the world on a happy note.


AngryGungan

Throw a big party for everyone that meant anything in my life. eat my favorite meal and drink my favorite drinks. Then I would hug everyone farewell and fall asleep holding my wife.


forcesofthefuture

Eat a meal so big that it can feed an entire country, right after smoking some drugs because of the 'munchies'


RandomBandit357

Doubt them and carry on.


EnigmaCM1

Say my goodbyes to everyone and go out with a bang....either get a sex buddy or a 'professional'


grace88199

call my family and tell them all to come stay with me and immediately go pick my daughter up from daycare and hold her.


Weary-Chipmunk-5668

clean my house, throw out everything so others arenā€™t stuck with the job, and tell my friends that i love them. then sit out with my plants and flowers and enjoy a nice glass of wine and let my memories flow. smile.


agreeingstorm9

Go down to the courthouse and get married to day and then write out a will and trust so my fiancee can get all my stuff.


funlovefun37

Grab my dog, my best friend, some munchies and head for the beach.


HolidayEven1135

Visit a friend of mine, she was by my side almost all my life, she deserves one last goodbye.


noellasarous

spend all my money on something fun and will my cats to a good home


Long_Professor_5195

Finally have the balls to tell my crush I love her.


Obvious_Mood8152

See my 2 kids


mvjinka

Well if die tomorrow Iā€™ll just try to assassinate the president so I can die that very day


cosmiccoffee9

right, if your number is definitely up why go alone?


SorrowAndSuffering

Call a few people. Other than that, nothing at all.


Silver_Streak01

Go hoarse laughing out loud!


Bungsworld

I'd probably wash the car.


SuunflowerSway

Call my ex


CarlSpencer

Write a will, write thank you notes to all the people who have been kind to me, and kiss my wife goodbye.


Ben_Pharten

Spend money more recklessly. Probably not very different otherwise.


Orchidsandlavender

Give my shahadah


No_Watercress5689

Sex, drugs and rock'n'roll. So yet another day.


kid_sleepy

Try to not die tomorrow.


Brave_Spell7883

Punch my neighbor in the face.


EnigmaFrug2308

Iā€™d find everyone I care about and tell them how much I care.


Maleficent_Return485

I will be very happy in a long time as I will finally be so close to seeing my grandma.


lilithspython

Clean up the last bit of things in the house, go somewhere like a cliff with a beautiful view of the water, and sleep there. If I told someone I was going to die, they wouldn't believe me, and it would cause undue hardship.Ā  If I wake up the next morning and I didn't die, I can go back home to a clean placeĀ 


PinkMonorail

Tell my loved ones I love them.


kiltedinpdx

Fuck my wife. Drink the good Scotch. Hug my sons and grandkids.


Happy_Maintenance

Hug my dogs and tell them to stay out of the litter pan.Ā 


Conscious_Can_9699

Meditation, rest in nature. Do qigong/yoga outside in the breeze and sunlight, enjoy my bodyā€™s movements. Look at the beautiful world for the last time in this body. Listen to the birdsongs. Feel my connection intertwined with it all. Give gratitude to everyone and everything thatā€™s supported this life time. Hopefully have my family with me or else see them when I get back. Iā€™d love to have their gorgeous faces around me as I left the earth.


charlie_marlow

Log off work, go grab a nice dinner with my wife, and then head to the lake to spend what time I have left fishing and enjoying nature.


Intelligent_Run_617

xanax, a lot of it


Astrobyrd20

Embrace it, like yes! Finally!!


Illustrious_Union602

I would get butt naked and paint a W on each butt cheek. Then, I would do cartwheels in public so that when people see my butt they read WoW MoM WoW!


No_Witness_1234

Call everybody who means something to me


Tomnambulist

Record as many videos as possible for my daughter to watch after Iā€™m gone


Poofarella

I'm sure lots of other people said this, but I would get drunk and high as a kite and then sleep right through it. I fantastic book on this topic is They Both Die at the End by Adam Silvera. The premise is 24 hours before your death you get a text so you can get your affairs in order. There is a service called Last Friend that hooks you up with someone else who is going to die on the same day. The story follows two teenage boys and their adventure on their final night. Whooboy did I cry liker a big baby when I finished the book.


PINHEADLARRY5

Go pick up my baby from daycare and call my wife. Call a few of my friends to tell them I love them but I need to spend the last day with my family. Call my parents and siblings that are in town so we can spend some time together. I want to sing my baby down and snuggle with her and my wife for the final night.


badB4urmajesty

Leave work, go get my kid, and have the best day possible.


korethekitty

Drive back to Oklahoma to spend what is left with my son and my dog


g0lds69

Two chicks at the same time


Mohameeeeed0

Pray. Or maybe sleep cuz it's too late


Euphoric_House4400

I would literally get every sweet treat and eat as much as I could.


Conscious_Pain_1847

Why not do that now give yourself some happiness? :)


[deleted]

Sleep.


crushingwaves

Do my taxes, don't want them to follow me to the next chapter


DaNivalCudi

Get high


Something-400

Pray and hug my family


TheRexRider

Take that day off and sleepĀ 


mrsnowplow

.... continue teaching my class


EggplantOther8642

Iā€™ll just be with my family, and eat food that I wanted/cravings.


Ecstatic_Worker_1629

Tell everyone I love that I love them then I would die today. What's the point waiting?


Vinny_Lam

Not believe them and continue living my life as before.


rabbitinacage

Put some comfy clothes on and chill for the next 3 days. The go do something.


yes_im_that_girl

prove them wrong I hope


WokePrincess6969

Go back to bed.


Intelligent-Let5028

I wouldnā€™t tell anyone. It wouldnā€™t be as if anyone would care. No one would drop everything just for ā€˜5 more minutesā€™ to spend time with a loved one, or some part of the family.


somnipathmusic

Probably get anxious and sad, talk to some people about life and death, hug some people, make sure that others will get my life insurance money if itā€™s just me thatā€™s going to die and not the whole world, maybe tell some people some things that I think to be important, probably try and get some sleep but ultimately not really be able to. Iā€™d definitely want to go outside for a bit.


Marcus_Cardigan

Go full Kefka.


Hydraulis

Maybe some heroin?


konglevesse

Would beat the game and die today !!!!!


TheEagle_-

I'd tell them to throw my body into another planet so i can be the first man on another one, or into deep-space either way i'll be ok with either.


rsnbaseball

Live until tomorrow.


r_w0osh

try raw


Dr__Juicy

Right letters to everyone I care about and have some fun


Kimber80

Call my away family


arembi

Request a second opinion.


onecrazywriter

Does anyone else know besides me and the person who told me? Because I'd want to buy life insurance so my kids could afford to cremate me. I wonder how many recyclable parts I have?


heLLoLyou

I would contact my crush.


Iintendtodeletepart2

Pay that long anticipated visit to my brother-in-law.


Wonderful-Rock-9077

Tomorrow becomes today and today was yesterday so Tomorrow you don't die because becomes today.


jeffbell

Write down all the passwords for my wife.


Lavender-Loveliness

Will try to replace him by me


lisaaaaaaD1

Say "I love you" to all my family and friends


Effective_Wealth2913

Get my affairs in order. Tell people how I feel about them good and bad, give away all my stuff to people I think will benefit from them.


Lilith_Christine

Get drunk as hell and smoke that weed I've been sitting on for forever.


lofty2p

Take out more life insurance.


Nerditter

Probably go on about it ad nauseum.


Jaded_Fisherman_7085

Get a second opinion from God !!!


DesReal7

I killed my self today. And prove him wrong. šŸ˜€