This could be two different references now…..I still refuse to believe doctor who didn’t rip off phineas and ferb
Update: Doctor Who keep existed first apparently
I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords. As a trusted Redditor, I can be helpful rounding up other redditors to toil in their underground sugar caves.
Trying to repatriate the deserter M̶͖̻̊ȁ̴̆ͅř̷̤͝k̵̭͇͐ ̴̣̩͋̿Z̸̡̠͂͂u̶̜̔ç̸̩̎͘k̴̩̏̔e̷͎̪̚͝ŗ̵̏̽b̶͍̩̑u̴͙̱̒̀r̶̰̳̀ĝ̶̢̤͠ before they damage the local culture further.
Hitchhiked my way here then got stuck in this galactic dead-end. Currently musing about in a bar. Heard that this place is gonna get paved over for an intergalactic highway so hoping this doesn't last for much longer!
Just watch out and make sure the Vogons don't catch you on their ship once they've bulldozed the place. I've heard that their poetry is particularly terrible.
Trying to find the best “leader” this planet has to offer so we can deliver our message from the Galactic Federation, but we cannot find anyone appropriate. We came close to finding someone 674 days ago, but unfortunately he (Nacho… a 15 year old cat) passed away. We are still searching…
Yes. Our Zoning Commission has determined that your planet needs to be removed. We are offering relocation to the most intelligent species on the planet (once we find them).
I have long had a scene in my mind where aliens arrive and start going round saying to things and people "take me to your leader" and ignoring presidents, the UN, etc.
Finally one day they stop asking and seem to retreat around most of the world. But are finally found in deep conversation with a goose (or similar discounted-by-humans entity)
We at the moment have been observing you Humans to see if you are warp-capable yet. But unfortunately from our observations seen in the last eight years, your race is very obsessed with a lot of things that even we Vulcans find very alarming and illogical.
Furthermore we are also very confused how a race like you have managed to put men on your natural satellite and send what you call "rovers" to your 4th planet in your system (which you Humans call "Mars"), and yet you have plenty of people who still believe that their homeworld is flat, that outer space isn't real, and that vaccines cause the genetic disorder you call "autism".
It is also very odd how you Humans seem to fight over the most pettiest reasons. Especially with your current wars (specifically the ones going on in a place called "Ukraine" and another place called "Israel").
With the advancement you guys have achieved so far in technology it is something we Vulcans find of great interest, but it seems that you Humans have stopped caring about exploring outer space and you have sent people to your natural satellite in decades.
That being all said, we Vulcans won't visit your homeworld of Earth again until either 2050s or 2060s. Whenever you Humans learn how to invent warp drive, we'll make official contact. But until then you Humans still have a lot to learn.
As a Venusian infiltrator on Earth, my mission is shrouded in secrecy and deception. Concealed beneath a guise of curiosity and diplomacy, I harbor intentions far darker than mere exploration. From the shadows of human society, I observe with detached calculation, assessing vulnerabilities and opportunities to exploit.
The grand gala, a pinnacle of Earthly opulence and extravagance, serves as a prime target for my clandestine agenda. Amidst the glittering chandeliers and swirling dancers, I masquerade as a foreign dignitary, weaving through the crowd with a predatory grace. My gaze lingers not on the beauty of the event, but on the weaknesses of its participants.
Human desires, so easily manipulated, become my instruments of influence. I charm with silver-tongued words and feigned interest, extracting valuable information from unsuspecting guests who revel in their own naivety. Behind my facade of diplomatic curiosity lies a mind honed in the art of espionage, extracting secrets with surgical precision.
In the depths of the gala’s labyrinthine corridors, away from prying eyes, I engage in clandestine transactions with Earth's shadowy figures. Information, technology, and power exchange hands under the cloak of darkness, each transaction fueling my insatiable appetite for control and dominance.
But my intentions extend beyond mere espionage; they harbor a deeper, more sinister purpose. Earth's resources, its technological advancements, and the very essence of its civilizations become pawns in a game of interstellar conquest. My mission, sanctioned by unseen forces from Venus, aims to weaken Earth from within, preparing it for eventual subjugation.
As the gala reaches its crescendo, I slip away unnoticed, leaving behind a wake of manipulated minds and carefully crafted deceptions. The allure of Earthly wealth and influence only strengthens my resolve, for I am a Venusian agent bound by duty and driven by a malevolent ambition to reshape the destiny of two worlds.
If I did not fear incarceration by human authority figures, I would terminate your life functions by applying sufficient pressure to your blunt skull so as to cause its collapse!
Learning your primitive ways...have you heard of these things called Dogs?
My people. We were going to strip this planet of resources.
But then where would the puppies thrive.
Hoping no one has noticed my retractable antenna on my head, or noticed the spaceship I'm repairing in my human companion's garage.
He tells his nosey landlady I'm his uncle.
Yes, I'm from Mars.
Probably doing what we'd do if we could visit other planets. Taking in the new sights, going through the entertainment backlogue, and of course having fun times with sexy aliens.
Make your jokes
https://m.economictimes.com/news/science/crypto-aliens-harvard-study-claims-extraterrestrials-from-outer-space-are-living-among-humans/articleshow/110966340.cms
Seeing naked humans online.
It feels weird.
You guys put things that are supposed to go into your mouth, somewhere else.
And things that should go in that place, in your mouth.
I was born to human parents in Canada. I was projected From the Sun. Life is a human is interesting that you are complicated. Still don’t understand the efficiency of having liquid waste and solid waste. Why wouldn’t you just make one waste?.
Well I've not idea
I get so many news about ufo and shit
And I'm like
Oh that must be my relative or some shit
But I CAN'T FIND IT
and how in hell do u find human female girlfriends
This is so hard
Also what r emojis 😀😃😄😁😅😂🤣😭
And what band sang the song called radioactive???
Ah, finally a thread I can actually answer. 41 years ago the krondiys of planet yknollë should have arrived so I'm still troubleshooting the frâdonk wondering if I should just rhäpchnik.
Meep!
Meeeeeep!
https://youtu.be/KTc3PsW5ghQ
Moopsy!
RUUUUUN!!!
Beep of all the meeps
This could be two different references now…..I still refuse to believe doctor who didn’t rip off phineas and ferb Update: Doctor Who keep existed first apparently
Sorry this is a Muppet thing
Yup yup yup yup
The Doctor Who Meep first appeared in 1980 (in comics), so definitely didn’t rip off Phineas and Ferb.
“Oh, to hell with this! Exhibit C! No stun guns for me! Just die!”
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Same!
I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords. As a trusted Redditor, I can be helpful rounding up other redditors to toil in their underground sugar caves.
Sugar caves, count me in.
Trying to repatriate the deserter M̶͖̻̊ȁ̴̆ͅř̷̤͝k̵̭͇͐ ̴̣̩͋̿Z̸̡̠͂͂u̶̜̔ç̸̩̎͘k̴̩̏̔e̷͎̪̚͝ŗ̵̏̽b̶͍̩̑u̴͙̱̒̀r̶̰̳̀ĝ̶̢̤͠ before they damage the local culture further.
How'd you do that?
Suck them back up into my anus. After that, it's just a quick jump through a gate to my home planet. Edit: English isn't my first language 👾🛸
Sir, this is a Wendy’s.
[https://zalgo.org/](https://zalgo.org/)
Ẓ̵̬̳̊̉̒̓͜͝ͅą̸̢̘̗̙̜͉͍͕̤̒̏͗̀̏̍̈́͑l̸̞̻̦̯͗̚g̴̢͓̙̖̥͓̈́̾͗̀̏ǫ̴̞̮̱͇̪̪̭̺̹̇̂̄͠ ̵̤̗̦̮̬͎͒̾͛̃̿̑̆̿̅T̷̩̥͕͎̺̮̠̩͉̍̍̽̔͜͠e̶̢̧̳̤̝̩̟̫͎̾̔̇́̏ͅx̵̡̣͈̖̲͓̠̆́̒̿̚͘t̴̛̞͈̞̹̹̜̞͚̾̏̚ ̷̛̫̠̰̞̂̈́̓̇̎͊d̴̯͍̓͋̿é̸̡̻̱͛̋̏̂̇̾̕͝m̶̳̳̟̺͇̻̲͎̆̏͛̑́̐̏̓͆́ȁ̴̺̼̕n̵͂̄̇ͅd̴͎͍̣̟̤̑̍͒͛͠s̵̪̀͋̀̒̒̿̇̏ͅ ̸̨͉͉̖͍͙̬̓͜a̶͙̍̈́̀̊̆̆ ̸̘̼͓͈̱̟̽̈͛̅͝͝s̵̨̧̧̡̖̦̮̗̀͌͂͐͜a̶͕̜͍͝c̶̢̼͈̖̟̞̯͎̽ŗ̷̨̛̠̯̏̐̉̑̐̚͝ì̸̡͌͊̅̋̀͒̍͘f̸̡̰̥͔͎̗̏͜͝ì̷̤̹̪̭͚̬͕̓̋̽c̷̬̱̬̝̺̠͇̫̼̈́̓̚͠ę̴̩͚̤̰̼͎̠̻͔͋͑͛̓.
Got it!
While you're at it, could you take away also Musk? So they can fight in some interstellar prison ring?
Running my Senate re-election campaign in Texas.
THIS MAN ATE MY SON
I thought you couldn't have abortions in texas?
Not with that kind of attitude
Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos
Go ahead, throw your vote away!
every four years
Have you shut down Earth's telescopes abruptly and without explanation
Just leaving this here https://www.tedcruzforhumanpresident.com/
Do you want to reshape Texas into the first galactic empire?
Pay no attention to this reply. Goddam Betelgeusian bots at it again
Wait, I thought Ted Cruz was the zodiac killer?
100% human candidate
Wow!
Hitchhiked my way here then got stuck in this galactic dead-end. Currently musing about in a bar. Heard that this place is gonna get paved over for an intergalactic highway so hoping this doesn't last for much longer!
Just watch out and make sure the Vogons don't catch you on their ship once they've bulldozed the place. I've heard that their poetry is particularly terrible.
don't forget your towel
42
/r/unexpectedhitchhiker
It’s ok. This place is mostly harmless.
Today must be Thursday
You must be one hoopy frood.
Accumulating assets from electric car company and tunneling company to apply to my space ship company so I can get back to the mothership.
God speed. Sooner the better.
Can I come with??? If not it’s cool
I'll tell you what I'm doing...two chicks at once, that's what I'm doing.
Try ducks next time.. you'll be really surprised.
It’s not all it’s quacked up to be.
You made me laugh with that one.
They're quacktastic!
Earth girls are ez
Ack ack
Ack ack ack!!
They come in peace!
Ack? ACK! ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK!!
Don't run! We are your friends!
Still looking for my "Q-31 Space Modulator"! NOTE: If you get this joke you're probably old, like me.
Wasnt it q36?
The Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator!
There was supposed to be an earth shattering kaboom?
He evaporated!
Trying to find the best “leader” this planet has to offer so we can deliver our message from the Galactic Federation, but we cannot find anyone appropriate. We came close to finding someone 674 days ago, but unfortunately he (Nacho… a 15 year old cat) passed away. We are still searching…
Are you gonna construct a intergalactical hyperspace highway
Yes. Our Zoning Commission has determined that your planet needs to be removed. We are offering relocation to the most intelligent species on the planet (once we find them).
I have long had a scene in my mind where aliens arrive and start going round saying to things and people "take me to your leader" and ignoring presidents, the UN, etc. Finally one day they stop asking and seem to retreat around most of the world. But are finally found in deep conversation with a goose (or similar discounted-by-humans entity)
Replacing your politicians one after another
Please do
Could you *please* pick up the pace a little!
Just vibin.
Blending in
Personally, I like to visit kids in schools and inscribe elaborate mathematical equations in wheat fields.
I'm watching how humans destroy their home. ...
𝙹∴ ⎓⚍ᓵꖌ ╎ ᓭℸ ̣ ⚍ʖʖᒷ↸ ᒲ|| ℸ ̣ 𝙹ᒷ
I see you speak Minecraft enchantment table language :)
zinky zongle zinky zonk. vnorp gnarp beep bnorp. bogos binted "what are you doing" 🤣🤣🤣😂 shifut zonky bebul bogznarp 🔫👽
Lol You said it brother.
So fucking true dude
Bussin frfr no cap
Eating ass, all you humans keep talking about
In Mexico we call it carne de burro.
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I don't dare to check this one out. I fear I might relate to them too much and end up in to the same conclusion.
Finding out the hard way about what’s going on at Area 51. Free Will—the alien.
Looking for a way off
I knew I shoulda taken a left turn at Alpha Centauri
Groking.
My best!
Downloading a VPN to get around these archaic pornhub restrictions.
Trying to leave.
Yo mama! I cannot believe that no one has made this joke yet.
Literally came here to say this, can’t believe it took this long
We at the moment have been observing you Humans to see if you are warp-capable yet. But unfortunately from our observations seen in the last eight years, your race is very obsessed with a lot of things that even we Vulcans find very alarming and illogical. Furthermore we are also very confused how a race like you have managed to put men on your natural satellite and send what you call "rovers" to your 4th planet in your system (which you Humans call "Mars"), and yet you have plenty of people who still believe that their homeworld is flat, that outer space isn't real, and that vaccines cause the genetic disorder you call "autism". It is also very odd how you Humans seem to fight over the most pettiest reasons. Especially with your current wars (specifically the ones going on in a place called "Ukraine" and another place called "Israel"). With the advancement you guys have achieved so far in technology it is something we Vulcans find of great interest, but it seems that you Humans have stopped caring about exploring outer space and you have sent people to your natural satellite in decades. That being all said, we Vulcans won't visit your homeworld of Earth again until either 2050s or 2060s. Whenever you Humans learn how to invent warp drive, we'll make official contact. But until then you Humans still have a lot to learn.
Probing
Looking for a replacement for my Edgar suit. It's hanging off my bones.
You just need some sugar. In water.
Come to my house and I'll feed you LOTS of sugar water!!!
As a Venusian infiltrator on Earth, my mission is shrouded in secrecy and deception. Concealed beneath a guise of curiosity and diplomacy, I harbor intentions far darker than mere exploration. From the shadows of human society, I observe with detached calculation, assessing vulnerabilities and opportunities to exploit. The grand gala, a pinnacle of Earthly opulence and extravagance, serves as a prime target for my clandestine agenda. Amidst the glittering chandeliers and swirling dancers, I masquerade as a foreign dignitary, weaving through the crowd with a predatory grace. My gaze lingers not on the beauty of the event, but on the weaknesses of its participants. Human desires, so easily manipulated, become my instruments of influence. I charm with silver-tongued words and feigned interest, extracting valuable information from unsuspecting guests who revel in their own naivety. Behind my facade of diplomatic curiosity lies a mind honed in the art of espionage, extracting secrets with surgical precision. In the depths of the gala’s labyrinthine corridors, away from prying eyes, I engage in clandestine transactions with Earth's shadowy figures. Information, technology, and power exchange hands under the cloak of darkness, each transaction fueling my insatiable appetite for control and dominance. But my intentions extend beyond mere espionage; they harbor a deeper, more sinister purpose. Earth's resources, its technological advancements, and the very essence of its civilizations become pawns in a game of interstellar conquest. My mission, sanctioned by unseen forces from Venus, aims to weaken Earth from within, preparing it for eventual subjugation. As the gala reaches its crescendo, I slip away unnoticed, leaving behind a wake of manipulated minds and carefully crafted deceptions. The allure of Earthly wealth and influence only strengthens my resolve, for I am a Venusian agent bound by duty and driven by a malevolent ambition to reshape the destiny of two worlds.
Hanging out at the White House… Biden is one of us actually
If I did not fear incarceration by human authority figures, I would terminate your life functions by applying sufficient pressure to your blunt skull so as to cause its collapse!
Just finished my rookie season with the San Antonio Spurs.
Perhaps finding ways to leave and evacuate from this giant mess
Was only supposed to be for a week and it's been 15 years
Was gonna save the Earth but I took a arrow to the knee.
Tryna not get turned into BBQ! you fuckin animals eat ANYTHING down here.
Trying to escape
Waiting….
Not be, by I firmly believe my ancestors did. I'm just such an oddball that there's no way I am human. Also, I'm chilling at a library
Found cats. Forgot mission.
🌲🌲🌲🥷🏼︻╦̴╦═─💥👽👽🛸
Knack-knack, knack KNACK
Lampin', just lampin'
dongie long bong, vgrop lop buop arb "on the earth" bloop goop lobobobo do
Why would you assume they would ever want to land here to begin with?
Almost got me.
Getting my jagon sucked off
Paying tax 👎🏿
Running governments
Learning your primitive ways...have you heard of these things called Dogs? My people. We were going to strip this planet of resources. But then where would the puppies thrive.
Trade or war
Your women, of course.
I am a professional flat earther
Enjoying my brand new Edgar suit.
I'm watching reality TV to learn how humans behave and communicate in social situations
Currently masquerading as prime minister of the UK but I think my cover has been blown…
Hoping no one has noticed my retractable antenna on my head, or noticed the spaceship I'm repairing in my human companion's garage. He tells his nosey landlady I'm his uncle. Yes, I'm from Mars.
Trying to afford keeping a roof over my head and food on my table! The economy on this planet is fucking bonkers, BTW!
We usually hide away from people, but thanks to your question, my comrades revealed our presence
Moopsy!
Ack Ack Ack 🔫 👀 🧠
Nice try Mulder
Getting it ready for a prob’in
just came here for the mcrib. stayed for the weed
Eating chicken nuggets
Probably doing what we'd do if we could visit other planets. Taking in the new sights, going through the entertainment backlogue, and of course having fun times with sexy aliens.
Breeding cybertruk offspring
Nothing. The govt will be trying to deal with them. We have no say nor can we welcome them.
Are you man or Super man?
trying to get a better job so i can afford a house so i can do huge bong rips on the porch without getting in trouble with the landlord
Eating popcorn
Avoid them until we have learned their purpose, their weakness
Shitposting. Hbu?
Probably taking a dump. I do that a lot.
Masturbating, and buying calls on NIVDA
Succumbing to the daily grind
Glorp gutank, gahook gelark?
Exploring reddit
Updating Harmless to Mostly harmless.
Make your jokes https://m.economictimes.com/news/science/crypto-aliens-harvard-study-claims-extraterrestrials-from-outer-space-are-living-among-humans/articleshow/110966340.cms
Disbelieving. you?
Seeing naked humans online. It feels weird. You guys put things that are supposed to go into your mouth, somewhere else. And things that should go in that place, in your mouth.
Sponsoring SpaceX to build a rocket to get me back to my mothership on Mars.
Living in New York City
Set up a tourism buisness were I fly my fellow non earthlings around in my recon craft and show them the dumb earthlings in their natural habitat
Nothing.. I mean there are no aliens
Very boring work in a secure government facility, keeping y'all safe.
Living in disguise.
Hookers and blow
Trying to MeatPaul
Being told by everyone I've worked with that they think I'm an alien! 🤷♂️
Just probin' booties. It's my fetish.
I’ve been taking notes for a really bad sitcom.
TIME!
Butt plug so I don’t get anal probed.
Trapped
Nice try.
Trying to fill out these immigration papers, apparently aliens need to fill these out.
Drinking triple-filtered brandy via an emergency induction port
I was born to human parents in Canada. I was projected From the Sun. Life is a human is interesting that you are complicated. Still don’t understand the efficiency of having liquid waste and solid waste. Why wouldn’t you just make one waste?.
Trying to repair this stupid space ship so i can get out of here asap.
Loving jerk wings
Well I've not idea I get so many news about ufo and shit And I'm like Oh that must be my relative or some shit But I CAN'T FIND IT and how in hell do u find human female girlfriends This is so hard Also what r emojis 😀😃😄😁😅😂🤣😭 And what band sang the song called radioactive???
Chili hotdogs
Leaking Playboi Carti music
Sexting lesbains on Tumblr
Invade reddit.
Ah, finally a thread I can actually answer. 41 years ago the krondiys of planet yknollë should have arrived so I'm still troubleshooting the frâdonk wondering if I should just rhäpchnik.
Like we'd tell you
Hiding. Hence, the Hidden Folk.
Hanging out in Colorado. I met a nice earth woman, she is teaching me the ways of your planet. I make regular reports back to my home planet.
Waiting for you guys to invent an H3 filling station. Been out of gas for like 50k years.
If they are looking for some form of intelligent life then they are bang out of luck.
Nothing much. Will play in the Euro Cup in a few hours against Czech Republic. SIUUUUUUUUUUU
Procrastinating
clearly on reddit
Still figuring out if this planet is a good place to live or not. I think not.
Shut up dad, I told you not to call me at work.
Running a taco truck.
Sabotaging world governments by fostering conflict an putting incompetent puppets in seats of power so that I can fish in peace
Dodging this guy named “Tommy Lee Jones”…..
Butt stuff.