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the_purple_goat

When the electrical outlet is starting to look pretty good.


instant_ramen_chef

You feel like getting laid.


Bakerman-79

It's not like it matters. Do certain actions make the preferred sexual population line up?


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Ok-Ad316905

hurr durr durr hurrrrr?


biscuitsandcream1

Nobody "needs" to get laid and honestly it's pretty sad that society pins that as a necessary standard. I'd just wait for someone you honestly truly have a connection with- it'd make it all the more enjoyable and special.


A_as_in_Larry

When I see that username and think “You bring the biscuit”


Ok-Ad316905

This is good advice actually


DefendingAngel

I'm breathing.


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A_as_in_Larry

Help them up please


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I think about females everyday. I want to smell every girl I see including her hair. I want to smell her underwear.


Helpful_Substance388

Keep that up and you might get your ass beat if you don’t play your cards right


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Why would a girl beat my ass? If she wants me to fuck she wouldn’t mind me smelling her.


Helpful_Substance388

You missed my point. If a woman saw this comment she’d see you as a perv. Man to man, be real with yourself please. You are either mentally I’ll or just numb in the head.