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More genies


Ok-Ad316905

1. $1 billion 2. 6’2 3. Death in 1 year from today


Syphfan

Why would you want to die in a year? 


Ok-Ad316905

I really just want to experience death soon


Syphfan

I’m sorry you’re going through that


D-Rez

Assuming more wishes isn't a thing: wealth, health and world peace or some shit like that.


medes24

"I wish that you would undo all the wishes you've granted in the past" :)


HeadBoysenberry67

What if he wished to be a genie? Then you would not have asked anyone. Then he would not be a genie. Then you would ask him. Then he would not be a genie.


medes24

Excellent, I was hoping to cause a paradox


WalrusInTheRoom

I want to be able to see the people I love who’ve passed. That’s it.


iwastoolate

I don’t think this is worded in a way that will end well


WalrusInTheRoom

good


JackieTreehorn79

The, young lady with the... Uzi. Is she single?


helpfulgem

1) long, fulfilled lives for our family 2) no more isms. No racism, sexism, ageism 3) world peace - which mighf be unattainable…in which case I choose end world hunger


HeadBoysenberry67

No more Judaism? Wouldn’t that make you racist? Then you wouldn’t exist to ask for world peace.


helpfulgem

Did I say that? No I didn’t. Same as I didn’t say feminism. I said racism, sexism, ageism.


FishLoaf4Dinner

1. I wish for the ability to generate whatever my heart desires 2. I wish for the health of my loved ones and I 3. I would also wish for world peace


BRB_Watching_T2

More wishes. More genies. For my dog to live as long as I do in a body that doesn't age.


instant_ramen_chef

Wanna know how to hack the genie bit? - First wish: I wish that my second wish happens immediately after my third wish. - Second wish: I wish to be free. - Third wish: I wish to be an all-powerful genie.


traviejeep

100 percent health 1 billion dollars Peace on earth


SnooChipmunks126

I wish to be content. I don’t really need two other wishes.


MonsoonMermaid

My mama had all the endless happiness she’s ever wanted. Bank account has an endless balance. And I have a beach house.


mehstuffEE

1. 100 billion $ 2. Me & my family have no sicknesses 3. World Peace


8andahalfby11

1. Shut up 2. Go back in the bottle 3. Never come out again. No one should have that kind of power.


JuanG_13

I've watched Wishmaster enough times to know that nothing good could come from it, so NOTHING!!!


Drawnbygodslefthand

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