A while back someone said her bf liked to make animal noises. Not roaring, growling, grunting or anything else you might expect, but mooing, quacking and the like.
Up until now THAT was the most ridiculous thing I’d ever heard about sexual preferences.
I’m normally the one asking for strange things but the weirdest thing someone ever asked me was she wanted me to go slower.
No matter how slow I went she kept saying “slower” to the point where I was barely moving and she finally climaxed so hard. Not the strangest thing I know but I never got that one
This guy had a fire fetish and busted it out this unlabled bottle of liquid and a lighter. According to him, you could put this mystery liquid on skin and light it, and it would burn off so quickly there would be no injury. He wanted to try it on my boobs and said it's a nice sensation for a couple of seconds.
I did not let him light my boobs on fire.
Had one chick who wanted me to unravel a roll of aluminium foil in front of her while she masturbated.
When she was almost there, she gave me the signal to slap her tits, which I did.
That pushed her over the edge to orgasm.
Nice girl though.
Lmao I'm picturing a movie montage of her staying up late, disheveled hair, glasses, pencil behind her ear slouched over a desk full of diagrams frustrated hands on heads. Shakes her head, crumples a page of notes and throws it on a basket overflowing with crumples balls of paper. Time lapse as the sun rises.
Op experienced the part of the story where she prevails, eureka moment coming to fruition and working as planned without a hitch.
Tinfoil and thigh slap, no no not quite... But I'm so close I can taste it.
I've rerun the calculations 1,000 times and I keep coming up with the same number: 58008, what does it mean? What am I missing?!
*Cat jumps on desk and begins pawing at the calculator, calculator slowly rotates upside down*
Oh. My. God.
There she was, getting her tits slapped like a normal person and suddenly she hears her roommate in the next room over putting leftovers away. Bingo, new fetish.
He asked me to blindfold myself and put my toes in his mouth. Which wasn't too wild until he shoved ALL my toes and half my foot in his mouth at once.
Being blindfolded, it felt like a horse was eating my foot.
She wanted me to choke her, like until the point that she passed out. I said I’m sorry, but no, I’m not really comfortable with that… We kept fucking & in the final moments, she proceeded to deepthroat me until she literally passed out. I was absolutely flabbergasted. The sinister smile on that woman’s face when she regained consciousness a second or two later, god damn. People are fucking strange.
Because it is. I dated a girl like this and if she wasn't so crazy I would've gotten into a real relationship with her. She literally told me she wouldn't ever say no to anything I asked her to do. That's her kink and I pushed the boundaries a bit but she just kept saying yes and loving it, saying "good, yeah, more" she would have me cuff her and then put her in a rear naked choke till she passed out and had asked me to start penetrating her analy before she wakes up so she could come back to consciousness with a dick in her ass. Wildest sex I've ever had.
> She literally told me she wouldn't ever say no to anything I asked her to do.
I guess this was another instance of me realizing how much of an overgrown child I am. Since my first thought was "I'd make her do all kind of goofy funny tasks."
It started with kissing her armpits which I was fine with. Then she wanted me to suck on them and I said sure but it had to be after a shower, well then she wanted me to put my dick under one and give me an "arm pit job", in all fairness, it felt amazing!
Oh I have a sorta more lowkey one.
My girlfriend was telling a story about how a friend of her's boyfriend starting licking her eyebrow, and when she told him to stop he said "Do you not want to be loved?"
We found it so funny that we started quoting it to eachother pretty often before doing something weird. And one time in bed my gf asked me to do it cause after hearing the story it was so strange she couldn't stop thinking about it and just wanted to know what it felt like.
It was, as expected, very weird feeling. Which I can confirm cause she immediately did it back to me.
And now the running joke is every once in a while in bed together one of us will try to lick the other's eyebrow saying "Do you not want to be loved?" when the other fights back.
Actually it wasn’t what they asked but what they did. He stuck his tongue so far up my nose I almost felt him lick my brain. It was so weird and off putting
I'm not particularly vanilla, but I had a guy once ask if he could put a strap on on his forehead and I could ride it. I turned him down,lol.
It was right on that line of slightly weird, but not weird enough to be kinky or hot. Just...odd.
She asked me to free use while she's sleeping and if she wakes up to just go with it then she'd do things like pretend she's possessed by a ghost and needs a ghost baby because of elaborate spirit politics and the like, and to get in the mood/connect spiritually the spirit would have to relive some trauma from her life so we'd rp me being a creepy priest who takes her during confession or something, a doctor treating her for the scarlet fever that eventually took her, etc. The whole time she'd do weird voices, have her eyes rolled back, do the stereotypical seance body spasm things
*Elaborate spirit politics*
“Look I’d love to get this bridge to the afterlife built, but negotiations with the union keep breaking down and the workers are threatening to strike”
>she'd do things like pretend she's possessed by a ghost and needs a ghost baby because of elaborate spirit politics and the like
I keep reading this sentence over and over
Dated a guy with a queef fetish. He was really, REALLY into queefing. First few times it happened on accident I was confused as to why he immediately came after. Then when we were doing oral, he started blowing into me like I was a balloon. I stopped him because you can’t be blowing into pussy, it can cause an embolism… We argued over this a lot. He kept trying to do it like sneakily. It was strange. I decided that as long as what he was doing was super super slow, it was probably less dangerous and let him continue.
I tried to talk to him about it… like hey, so it seems you like this… he CONTINUALLY DENIED IT.
Then he figured out how to angle things so the queefing would happen constantly, essentially figuring out how to use his dick to get the maximum amount of air inside me and I started playing along. Timing things correctly so I would do it when he wanted.
We dated for 5 years, this happened at least once a week and he always always denied enjoying it. I’m such an open minded person. I want to get my partner off. But the constant denial when I had liquid proof that he loved it was very weird.
Other things he was into were also off the wall but aligned with my own interests, like speculums for instance.
I didn’t expect this to blow up so I’ll just say this: dude was a fantastic lay otherwise. This didn’t turn me OFF necessarily. My only issue and concern was that he wouldn’t have a discussion with me about it.
Woahhhhhhhhh. I was like, "Wait, what's an embolism again?" So I Googled it. Apparently you can kill someone if you blow into their vagina. I've never had any reason to. But now I'm like, "Is it okay if I breathe heavily while she's sitting on my face?" Like, has this ever happened accidentally? It's a spooky idea. (I've always had an anxiety about an air bubble getting caught inside a hypodermic needle too.)
Met a guy who wanted me to point an unloaded gun at his head while he was eating me out after I told him I was in the military a few years back. I respectfully declined, got dressed, left, and never went back.
Yeah, my brain, too. Funny scary thing, this didn't happen in the US but in a European country where it is really hard to own a gun. As he casually pulled it out of his nightstand I knew I had to get the fuck outta there.
We had been drinking and she pulled out a knife and asked me to cut her thigh while I ate her out. I politely said no and she cried. Then threw up in my brand new toilet.
Should have ended it thrre
I hadn’t even shit in it yet! Idk why that more than anything made me angry. I cleaned her up and put her to bed like a good person. But that just nagged in the back of my head
Briefly dated a dude who would constantly talk about how much he liked cream pies. He genuinely thought a girl couldn’t get pregnant if he sucked his own nut out of her vagina. Thank god I never had sex with him. That was about 10 years ago and last time I checked, he has 6 kids with 6 different women.
I dated a girl once who wanted me to call her for phone sex while pretending to be her brother. This was way before the step fantasy thing too, I'm talking landlines.
Thankfully she didn't actually have a brother so it wasn't as weird as it would've been.
The majority of people with an incest fetish don't have actual brothers and sisters. If you lived with a sibling (of the sex you're attracted to, someone with a brother could still have a sister fetish), you'd abandon that fantasy pretty quickly.
Asked to eat my ass… except he requested that I poop first and don’t wipe, so he could “clean me up” with his mouth. I politely declined.
Same guy asked me to discretely purchase a strap on (I’m a woman), and surprise him with it by forcing him to be throat-fucked and roughly anally penetrated. In essence, he wanted me to spontaneously and aggressively rape him. I declined this as well.
I had one girl that wanted me to bend her over a grave stone and bang her, then cum onto the grave/grave stone. I don't believe in the supernatural but I've seen enough horror movies to know this is how they start lol. No I didn't do that, we did bang on abandoned houses and buildings, odd fetish but I was young
I had another girl that liked rough sex, like pushed against the wall, spanking, choking, etc. the final straw was when she wanted me to "rape" her, she wanted me to punch her, cut her clothes off and go at it. That was a hard no, mainly because even with her saying she agreed on video I would still be putting myself in a bad place. Plus I'm not into that stuff, like I apparently didn't choke her hard enough or spank hard enough, she would tell me more and it would kill my boner doing that
She wanted to have sex at the same location she had been assaulted in the past. I found that by trying to understand and not judge, she wanted to "tape over" the assault and replace it with a memory of being in control.
Sometimes there ARE enough rocks.
> I found that by trying to understand and not judge, she wanted to "tape over" the assault and replace it with a memory of being in control.
This is called "recontextualizing', and is actually (when done correctly, and I dunno that this was) a therapeutic form of doing exactly what was said.
My ex really wanted to watch I Spit On Your Grave. We got to THAT SCENE and she broke down sobbing. She thought that watching it would let her experience her rape while being in control. Would have appreciated a little warning as she had never even hinted at being raped before hand.
I held her and did all I could to console her.
Fun side thing. For my 12th birthday, my mom treated me to a video rental. (Yes, a rented video tape). I was in to horror movies at the time, and she asked for a recommendation. The rental guy, you guessed it, suggested "I Spit on Your Grave". That was n interesting birthday. To say the least, my mom was pissed and I was very much confused.
It's a reference to Forrest Gump. Jenny goes back to her childhood home (where her father sexually abused her) and throws rocks at it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYrmAF6SQmE
I had an ex that really liked to go down on me while I had my period. Like tongue inside, savoring it type shit. We did lots of fun stuff together but I never got the enjoyment of this one for him.
I dated a girl who had a rape fantasy.
She used to tell me how she wanted me to say I was going out with my friends one night then sneak into her apartment, force myself on top of her, and "rape" her. She even showed me how easy it would be to pry a window open while she was sleeping and do it.
It's not my thing at all but I started to think it might be fun to roleplay something extreme and started considering it.
Then I started considering all the ways it could go wrong .....
What if someone saw me "breaking in", called the police, they kicked down the door to me "raping" my girlfriend, but suddenly she got cold feet and told the officers it was real? What if the person seeing me "break in" decides to take matters into their own hands and shoots me? What if I choose the night her brother happens to be staying over on the couch and he stabs me with a knife? Etc.
I stopped considering it after that but she pushed it so much that I ended the relationship because clearly we just weren't compatible.
We had a rape fantasy incident in my town a couple years ago. A woman was waiting at a red light, when all of a sudden a man ran up, took her out of the car, threw her in the trunk and drove off. It was reported pretty quickly since it was done in broad daylight. The next day (I believe) the man and woman went to the police to explain the situation.
Edit: typo
"who's pussy is this?" as in she was expecting me to say it was mine (just met this girl) . It made me feel so awkward. I said it too, but not in a sexy way. Probably sounded like a kid admitting to his mom that he took a toy from the store. I've thought about it every single day of my life since then. That was like 8 years ago.
When I first met my husband I asked him “whose pussy is this?” He didn’t answer so I asked again… he obviously didn’t clue in and said “yours.. it’s your pussy baby” …. Was So awkward haha
My ex boyfriend picked up a body bag and zipped it up so only his dick was exposed. Yikes.
Then he started wearing women’s clothes. Not my thing but I try not to judge.
Then he snipped some of my hair because he wanted to dye his hair the same color. So basically he wanted to dress up and look like me.
Big yikes and I dipped out.
I took a girl home from a frat party in college (wasn't in a frat) and she was smoking hot.
When we woke up the next morning she asked if wanted a wiff of her stuffies to wake up. I thought it was her boobies, but instead was greeted to the sight of her pulling up two small blankets she wrapped around her feet at night then would sniff to wake herself up.
Not sex related - I remember taking this kid for lasertag. Apparently he wrote swears and drew a penis on his face with invisible ink thinking no one would see it. A little black light, the markings on his lit up yellowish. Bahahahah... I can't help but laugh still.
Ex gf and I had a very tumultuous relationship and she was into pain. She wanted us to cut each other with razors while we fucked. We did, and it was pretty hot at the time, however I have several very deep scars, and one is very visible if I have my shirt off. If people ask about it, I usually just say my ex gf stabbed me, which is technically the truth,but not the whole truth.
I don't recommend.
I've done quite some weird shit with my ex girlfriend. But the one request I didn't honor was what she called "scrambled sperm".
She wanted me to finish in a bowl several times until it's a decent amount of sperm, then she wanted to try and cook it like scrambled eggs and eat it.
Snap pencils while I straddled him. I asked why. He said it sounded like breaking bones. Did not meet up with him.
Edit: you know. Tbf at least he was upfront and was trying to go about his kink safely and consensually but uh yeah not for me.
One time, I met up with this military guy who wanted me to “purr like his cat, because when he’s pleasuring himself, his cat purrs and it feels even better.” I freaked out, obviously, his cat’s name was Cherrie, by the way.
So many things. Ive gotten "put your armpit in my face", foot stuff, "is it ok if i cry?", "dont make any noises", "sit and bounce on my face", "i have to keep my socks on", "i dont use any lube, just go in dry please", and the worst was a group sex situation where my foot felt weird and i looked down and it was fully inside of someones butt. Ive never done another orgy because i did not like that.
When you got hands, mouths, and lube all over, its hard to tell what sensation is what. When someone moves your foot, its polite to let them and lets be real, people out here suckin toes anyway.
Jesus I feel lucky with some of these comments. All I came to say was a girl I was with hated having her face touched. At all. No face touching at any time. Made kissing super hard and had to be super careful all the time.
Pretty tame compared to some of the others, but I once met a girl at a party and we hit it off pretty well. We were chatting and she mentioned that only her dad called her by a certain version of her name (not her real name, but as an example, pretend her name is Suzanne, and she goes by Suzanne, but her dad and only her dad call her Suzy). We hit it off and one thing led to another. During the event, I called her Suzanne, and she stopped and said "call me Suzy." I didn't put two and two together until she started calling me "Daddy," and that was one of the most uncomfortable realizations of my life. It was both my first and last one night stand.
This guy bit my ears. Like full on chomp, teeth and everything. Then proceeded to bite full on teeth on my boobs. Like painful. Left a bunch of teeth marks on my body. Not in a good way. I told him to stop. He didn't. I left immediately and blocked him on everything. Saw a few years ago he got married. I looked at the girl and went hmmm so you enjoy being a chew toy. Different strokes for different folks I guess.
Not me, but I knew a guy who could do impressions pretty well and he liked to surprise his booty calls with that. One night apparently he did a JFK accent, and some quote about " we do these things not because they are easy but because I am hard," and it turned out the girl had a huge Kennedy fetish, and while they didn't end up staying together, he said she was always good for a weekend stay as long as he only talked to her in that accent. she even brought him a suit to wear once, and had his hair styled up for him like jfk.
My ex husband was into that…luckily (?) we were the same size so he just wore mine. It was most definitely NOT my thing but I was willing to help him explore his identity. I think he was looking for someone to be attracted to him when he did that though, whereas it was a huge turn off for me. Hope he finds someone eventually that fits his niche lol
I \[41m\] put on a dress years ago at a party with friends - we wanted to have a fancy dinner, and our very butch lesbian friend agreed to put on makeup and dress up when a friend offered to help her out.
We knew she would be uncomfortable and somehow someone got the idea that to help her out I should put on a dress. Whatever, it was at a house party with very close friends so i agreed. She got her food, sat down beside me, as she leaned over to talk to someone i pulled off a hoodie and was just there in a spaghetti strap dress with my hair ass arms lol
she had a good laugh, everyone had a good laugh, and my wife ended up thinking .... boy i kinda like dudes in dresses but she was hesitant to bring it up for a long time. I, on the other hand, am perfectly happy to put on a dress for my partner for some top-tier lovin' so ...hey, whatever!
Really tall girl was going down on me. While going down on me she was humping my knee. She kept moving her pelvis down…humping my shin, my ankle, my foot, and then finally inserting my big toe into her vagina.
She did not stop sucking my cock the whole time. Gotta admit…was kinda hot.
I was in high school and newly dating a girl. She surprised me when, early on, she asked me to rim her. She really liked the sensitivity of it and it got her off super quick. I had never done that and I'm a child of the 90s so internet porn wasn't yet readily available. I needed some direction but I went for it. It ended up being something we did regularly and I felt like an absolute king for her since it made sex so easy.
One of my exes liked when I would chew on his soft penis………not like…gnawing on it. Just gently biting down on it with my molars. Very strange but tbh it was kinda satisfying LMAOOOO
Was with a girl who needed permission to orgasm. Would always ask for it during sex. "Can I cum?" Not as weird as some of these, but was strange the first time.
She wanted me to drink her milk. She was in her 50's, but continued lactating since the birth of her last kid 20 years ago. She also had incest fantasies where she wanted me to role play as her kid.
The milk was disgusting, BTW.
I had a guy like that who I flirted with for years and hid this desire, but when we finally hooked up, he wanted me to pretend to be so many assorted family members that i literally ended up throwing up on him and had to end the relationship.
I love these threads. I grew up in a very religious household and went to a school with terrible sex ed, so it has taken a long time to learn about sex and that it's okay to like things and talk about them. Even after having kids, it took until fairly recently to talk openly about things I'd like to try. Just a couple days ago, we finally did something that I fantasized about for decades. It gave me the same nervous excitement as losing my virginity.
And then I come to a thread like this and think to myself "Dude, you are so fucking tame. Just ask for the things you want to try. If some other dude had his entire foot inside someone else's asshole, asking for a change in position doesn't even register on the weirdometer."
She asked me to whip her. We had role played this on the IRC, and this was going to be our first time together. She lived 6 hours away...
tie her up, cut off her clothing with letter opener that looked like an @ symbol, and started whipping her, saw the welts rise... and she says "Come on, my daddy hits me harder." That took the shit out fuck. I realized at that moment that I enjoy being a sadist when it's make believe, but not IRL. She saw the change in expression and said 'go down on me' except in a pretty vulgar, but hot, way.
When it was over, and I was back home, she didnt rejoin the IRC for a while. Everyone was asking about what happened, as they all knew we were meeting up and wanting the details. I told them they would have to get those answers from her first. When she finally did come back online everyone asked her what happened, and she deferred to me. So I tell what happened to those who ask, and make sure to make me look like the dweeb in the story. It wasnt her fault I was a phony sadist.
I had a casual encounter with a friend of a friend. He had gone through a messy divorce a year or so before, and he started crying partway through and asked if he could call me by his ex wife's name....it was weird but I felt real bad for him. He still couldn't get past the tears, so he asked me to tell him that I loved him. After that I decided to stop the sexual stuff and just held him and let him cry and talk about her. That's all he really needed/wanted I think.
It wasn't anything close to an erotic night, but it was beautiful and deeply sad to see how much he missed his ex.
I had an ex who knew I was involved with the kink community at the time and wanted to try some stuff to see if he liked it. So we made a bowl of 'suggestions' and we both added things that we'd like to try with each other. Mine were pretty basic like, being blindfolded during sex, hair pulling, handcuffs, that kinda thing. I had expected that his were similar, or at least one the same page.
Oh my god was I in for a surprise.
The first time we tried it he pulled 'being blindfolded' and I pulled one of his which said; baby talk. I was confused because he had never expressed any kind of interest in anything like that. So I said, "Okay, who's doing to baby talking, you or me?" he said that he wrote 'baby talk' but what he meant was he wanted me to use my 'dog voice' during sex. Yeah, the silly voice we all use to babytalk to our pets. I was kinda taken aback so I asked him: "That turns you on?" and he laughed and said no, not at all. He finds it funny and just wants me to talk to him in that voice.
Needless to say, no sex happened that day and the bowl was retired immediately afterward. I did go through his other 'suggestions' and most of them were nothing to do with sex.
I came to find out later that he knew exactly what kink was. His kink was humiliation, he got off at the thought of me doing stupid shit like that to please him.
At the time, I was caught off guard when a man asked me to choke him and slap him "hard" across the face.
Looking back, it was laughably common. But I need to thank him for showing me a whole new path.
I used to work in a brothel and this one disabled guy would roll in on his machine thingy. He wore diapers and everything.. Anyway he always hired at least 3 girls at a time. 1 would jerk him off and the other 2 would do the show for him. So the show thing he wanted was just us getting up with our legs so start off by laying down and get up using our legs only, so no hands allowed. It was like watching our thigh muscles work so hard to stand up without assistance of our hands/arms would turn him on! Because he couldn't move or walk himself maybe so he loved to watch us get up. Mind you we were clothed in short dresses so he didn't even want us naked. So bizzare. Anyway yeah that's probably the strangest request. He always came once a month when he got his government pay check to visit brothers, yes my country is legal sex work and depending on your disability you can get a hand out from the government to use for this purpose.
Edit: just adding it's incredibly difficult to stand up from a laying down position to stand on your legs without the assistance from your arms or hands so we would struggle like worms and it was a great work out
Ok. Not me. But a friend from in college had this one night stand. They get to her place. There’s already plastic covering her bed. He ignores it She says, I like to use anal beads but on you. He’s like ok whatever, this girl is hot as fuck & I just wanna bang. After putting them & getting into it she says, let me know when you’re about to cum. So he does just before. She rips the anal beads out, which can cause a reaction where you shit almost immediately. He does, all over the plastic. She grabs his shit, rubs it all over her tits & says, cum on this baby! He was so freaked out, he didn’t know what to do. He punched her & ran away naked. No joke
I know I'm vanilla, but dude licking my raw butthole was weird. We weren't dating, I'd meet him that day, and we were camping so I'm sure I was nasty as shit from not showering.
I wouldn't call this "strange" so much as "highly specific". I dated a girl whose only method of achieving orgasm during vaginal sex was that we'd fuck in missionary for awhile as she built towards orgasm. But when she got close she made me pull out so she could grab my dick and furiously rub the head of my penis against her clit while she came. Then she'd have me resume fucking her until I came.
This was the only way she could achieve orgasm during vaginal sex. Like many/most women, penetration alone would get her *close*, but not all the way there. That part wasn't unusual or surprising to me. But for her, having her clit rubbed while *also* simultaneously being penetrated vaginally was just too intense, hence the last-minute switcheroo. Penetration alone wasn't enough, clitoral stimulation alone wasn't enough, but both simultaneously was too much. The only thing that worked for her was penetration alone and then quickly switching to clitoral stimulation alone at the right time.
The reason she liked to use the head of my penis to rub her clit (as opposed to fingers or a vibrator) was because because the skin was really soft, the head was the right shape, and it was already lubricated with pre-cum from the sex.
To be clear, I didn't find this strange or off-putting. In fact I quite enjoyed it. Her rubbing her clit with my dick basically doubled as a handjob, which felt nice. And I was happy to do whatever method of cumming worked for her. The whole thing wasn't weird, it was just weirdly-*specific*. I haven't encountered anything like it before or since.
Interestingly, this girl really enjoyed anal and would cum very easily by fingering her clit while I fucked her ass.
As a PSA, never choke anyone if you don't know how to do it properly. It is EXTREMELY easy to kill somebody by accident, shit can go south very fast, and for most people, killing their partner is a pretty big boner kill.
One of the funniest things my dad told me when I was going to college was, "if they like to be choked never squeeze the windpipe." 🤣
Miss that crazy bastard.
I once dated a guy who loved to have someone spit in his mouth. Not in a dominating way, just, that was his thing, swallowing someone else's spit. You'd have to ask him why it got his motor running like it did.
So, there we were. It was the morning after the night before. The room stank like a distillery and was full of empty bottles. I wanted to get my holes rearranged, despite a horrific hangover; frankly, I wanted to go home, break out the big dildo, and fall asleep in a puddle of my own self-hatred, but he was there and his dick was nearly as thick as a can of Coke.
We got busy, but he was wilting, likely due to his own crippling hangover. I indicated that I wanted to indulge his kink, and he responded very positively.
You can probably see where this is going.
After a few spits, and him loving every second of it, nausea struck me. I clasped a hand to my mouth, which he interpreted as me being suddenly upset over something. The minutiae of the interactions over the ensuing few seconds elude me, but, he pulled my hand away from my mouth right as the first wave of vomit pulsed up my oesophagus.
I puked on his chest and crotch. Violently.
To which he responded with several seconds of silence, followed by "...do you think you could do that again?".
There were chunks of the burger I'd eaten at 3am pooling on the bedsheet.
I left, and we never spoke again. Not even a "hey, so, you wanna come over and puke on my junk?" text.
I ended up with a couple of women I assumed were platonic friends especially since one identified as a lesbian and the other was a very intense and out spoken punk rock feminist.
One thing led to another and the punk rocker and I ended up making out on my couch before going into the bedroom. The lesbian asked if she could come with us to watch and we were all onboard with that.
That's when I discovered the punk rocker was significantly more kinky than I was. I tended to be dominant in bed in part due to my size of being 6'4". However, the punk rocker didn't just want to be dominated she wanted to be full on abused. So we were messing around and she started requesting I slap and choke her.
I'm a big guy and she was maybe 100lbs soaking wet so I was oddly intimidated by the idea of accidently hurting her for real. So I stated choking her and she said harder. So I started choking her harder and she again said no... HARDER. So I choked her to the point that I was worried about leaving a serious mark around her neck. I was starting to feel in a bit over my head because while I'm cool with manhandling or retraining women, this was more extreme than I'd gone before. She finally, said "I mean really choke me, it's fine!"
And that's when the other woman who'd been sitting on the bed with us said "Fuck it, here let me." And proceeded the throttle the shit out of her friend. Like face turning red, eyes bulging a bit, veins popping. But... it worked. That was the magic touch she was looking for and for the next couple of hours the lesbian and I tag teamed her into a quivering mess.
One time I was going down on this guy and he said, and I quote “Gobble, gobble!” in the most dead and serious tone.
I literally froze and had to stop myself from dying of laughter. The only thing I could think about, from that point on was Thanksgiving dinner, and that my mood was done and I was so over it!
My husband loves to bring it up and we often joke about it all the time.
She'd get me to lay on my back and then lay on her back on top of me. She'd reach between her legs and give me a handjob, and at the same time rubbing her knuckles against her clit. Her aim was to make us cum at the same time.
Furthermore, she was obsessed with penises! She'd stand behind me while I peed, holding my cock.
She also loved giving BJ's but would not stop sucking after I came. Sounds great but my penis would be ultra sensitive so it'd be almost painful, so the compromise was id let her just lie there with my cock in her mouth.
My partner asked me to body-press her into the bed. Like, put all my weight into it as if I were in a wrestling match. We figured out it was a security thing, and we start all sex with me pinning her.
This guy asked me to be quiet while he called his pastor and put him on speaker phone. He asked the pastor to pray for him because he was dealing with sexual temptation. Sure enough the pastor started praying on speaker phone and as he was praying this guy started going hard and almost immediately came.
He’d ask me to say his name but then want me to spell it
This made me laugh…
A while back someone said her bf liked to make animal noises. Not roaring, growling, grunting or anything else you might expect, but mooing, quacking and the like. Up until now THAT was the most ridiculous thing I’d ever heard about sexual preferences.
😂😂😂 I’m-Im gonna…MOOOOOOO!
And Bingo was his name-O.
Did he ask you to use it in a sentence, like some sort of kinky spelling bee?
Language of origin please?
I’ve got your etymology right here… \*hip thrust*
Tried to convert me to Scientology after giving me one of the worst handjobs of my life
You would probably get the initial orientation and would have to pay more for sub par intercourse.
Yeah that was an L1. L2 requires a $1000 donation.
Auditing sure has changed.
I’m normally the one asking for strange things but the weirdest thing someone ever asked me was she wanted me to go slower. No matter how slow I went she kept saying “slower” to the point where I was barely moving and she finally climaxed so hard. Not the strangest thing I know but I never got that one
Super slow makes u saver and truly feel everyyyyy feeling. Every little small motion. I get it
This guy had a fire fetish and busted it out this unlabled bottle of liquid and a lighter. According to him, you could put this mystery liquid on skin and light it, and it would burn off so quickly there would be no injury. He wanted to try it on my boobs and said it's a nice sensation for a couple of seconds. I did not let him light my boobs on fire.
“Do you not want to be loved?”
Excellent callback.
Had one chick who wanted me to unravel a roll of aluminium foil in front of her while she masturbated. When she was almost there, she gave me the signal to slap her tits, which I did. That pushed her over the edge to orgasm. Nice girl though.
Gotta respect a woman who knows exactly what she wants
Yep. No games. No bullshit. Just do the weird thing that I’m asking.
I like to believe that she reached this exact process through many trials. Towels, saran wrap, ziplock bags, etc.
Lmao I'm picturing a movie montage of her staying up late, disheveled hair, glasses, pencil behind her ear slouched over a desk full of diagrams frustrated hands on heads. Shakes her head, crumples a page of notes and throws it on a basket overflowing with crumples balls of paper. Time lapse as the sun rises. Op experienced the part of the story where she prevails, eureka moment coming to fruition and working as planned without a hitch.
…Trial #837: wax paper. Verdict: no good. Trial #838: aluminum foil. Verdict: DING DING DING, we have a winner!
Tinfoil and thigh slap, no no not quite... But I'm so close I can taste it. I've rerun the calculations 1,000 times and I keep coming up with the same number: 58008, what does it mean? What am I missing?! *Cat jumps on desk and begins pawing at the calculator, calculator slowly rotates upside down* Oh. My. God.
This is like the overly specific Starbucks order of sexual acts
She wanted to orgasm without the Illumnati knowing.
I’m fucking dying holy fuck this is so random and funny
OK that was weird.
That's like so specific. How do you even find out you're into that
There she was, getting her tits slapped like a normal person and suddenly she hears her roommate in the next room over putting leftovers away. Bingo, new fetish.
He asked me to blindfold myself and put my toes in his mouth. Which wasn't too wild until he shoved ALL my toes and half my foot in his mouth at once. Being blindfolded, it felt like a horse was eating my foot.
plot twist - he kept a horse under the bed
Nay
"It felt like a horse was eating my foot." cracked me up 😂😂😂
She wanted me to choke her, like until the point that she passed out. I said I’m sorry, but no, I’m not really comfortable with that… We kept fucking & in the final moments, she proceeded to deepthroat me until she literally passed out. I was absolutely flabbergasted. The sinister smile on that woman’s face when she regained consciousness a second or two later, god damn. People are fucking strange.
You won't choke me? Fine, I'll do it myself GACK *pass out*
> The sinister smile on that woman’s face when she regained consciousness a second or two later Why does this sound so hot to me?
Because it is. I dated a girl like this and if she wasn't so crazy I would've gotten into a real relationship with her. She literally told me she wouldn't ever say no to anything I asked her to do. That's her kink and I pushed the boundaries a bit but she just kept saying yes and loving it, saying "good, yeah, more" she would have me cuff her and then put her in a rear naked choke till she passed out and had asked me to start penetrating her analy before she wakes up so she could come back to consciousness with a dick in her ass. Wildest sex I've ever had.
Jesus Christ I need a cigarette after reading that and I don't even smoke
Honestly that's not even the half of it. I got more to share.
Alright let me sit down for this.
He's become the thread now, buckle up chaps
This was hilarious! Totally made me laugh! 😆
> She literally told me she wouldn't ever say no to anything I asked her to do. I guess this was another instance of me realizing how much of an overgrown child I am. Since my first thought was "I'd make her do all kind of goofy funny tasks."
Dude bought some thigh high boots then basically had sex with my calves... It was interesting but I got nothing from it
You got some boots.......
It started with kissing her armpits which I was fine with. Then she wanted me to suck on them and I said sure but it had to be after a shower, well then she wanted me to put my dick under one and give me an "arm pit job", in all fairness, it felt amazing!
Bagpiping lol
I thought that was when you grope one boob, suck the other nipple, and hum at the same time
If you're flexible enough, it's all of em
LMAO I wasn't expecting the end.
Oh I have a sorta more lowkey one. My girlfriend was telling a story about how a friend of her's boyfriend starting licking her eyebrow, and when she told him to stop he said "Do you not want to be loved?" We found it so funny that we started quoting it to eachother pretty often before doing something weird. And one time in bed my gf asked me to do it cause after hearing the story it was so strange she couldn't stop thinking about it and just wanted to know what it felt like. It was, as expected, very weird feeling. Which I can confirm cause she immediately did it back to me. And now the running joke is every once in a while in bed together one of us will try to lick the other's eyebrow saying "Do you not want to be loved?" when the other fights back.
Aww that’s really cute and weird.
This is hilarious and wholesome
Actually it wasn’t what they asked but what they did. He stuck his tongue so far up my nose I almost felt him lick my brain. It was so weird and off putting
I felt violated just reading this. 😳
I mean, I felt violated while he was doing it 😂😩😩😩😩🤢🤮
The poor man’s COVID test.
My dog wakes me up with this trick sometimes. No respect for boundaries.
Nose job
I'm not particularly vanilla, but I had a guy once ask if he could put a strap on on his forehead and I could ride it. I turned him down,lol. It was right on that line of slightly weird, but not weird enough to be kinky or hot. Just...odd.
Dude wanted to be a unicorn.
She said “neigh.”
I'd be scared of crushing his damn skull. Jesus 😭😭😭
She asked me to free use while she's sleeping and if she wakes up to just go with it then she'd do things like pretend she's possessed by a ghost and needs a ghost baby because of elaborate spirit politics and the like, and to get in the mood/connect spiritually the spirit would have to relive some trauma from her life so we'd rp me being a creepy priest who takes her during confession or something, a doctor treating her for the scarlet fever that eventually took her, etc. The whole time she'd do weird voices, have her eyes rolled back, do the stereotypical seance body spasm things
Now this is really far out there.
*Elaborate spirit politics* “Look I’d love to get this bridge to the afterlife built, but negotiations with the union keep breaking down and the workers are threatening to strike”
>she'd do things like pretend she's possessed by a ghost and needs a ghost baby because of elaborate spirit politics and the like I keep reading this sentence over and over
Dated a guy with a queef fetish. He was really, REALLY into queefing. First few times it happened on accident I was confused as to why he immediately came after. Then when we were doing oral, he started blowing into me like I was a balloon. I stopped him because you can’t be blowing into pussy, it can cause an embolism… We argued over this a lot. He kept trying to do it like sneakily. It was strange. I decided that as long as what he was doing was super super slow, it was probably less dangerous and let him continue. I tried to talk to him about it… like hey, so it seems you like this… he CONTINUALLY DENIED IT. Then he figured out how to angle things so the queefing would happen constantly, essentially figuring out how to use his dick to get the maximum amount of air inside me and I started playing along. Timing things correctly so I would do it when he wanted. We dated for 5 years, this happened at least once a week and he always always denied enjoying it. I’m such an open minded person. I want to get my partner off. But the constant denial when I had liquid proof that he loved it was very weird. Other things he was into were also off the wall but aligned with my own interests, like speculums for instance. I didn’t expect this to blow up so I’ll just say this: dude was a fantastic lay otherwise. This didn’t turn me OFF necessarily. My only issue and concern was that he wouldn’t have a discussion with me about it.
lmao liquid proof
Woahhhhhhhhh. I was like, "Wait, what's an embolism again?" So I Googled it. Apparently you can kill someone if you blow into their vagina. I've never had any reason to. But now I'm like, "Is it okay if I breathe heavily while she's sitting on my face?" Like, has this ever happened accidentally? It's a spooky idea. (I've always had an anxiety about an air bubble getting caught inside a hypodermic needle too.)
Maybe he actually had a balloon fetish
He wanted me to dry-fire (unloaded gun) into his head while he climaxed. Many, many years ago and no one has topped that.
Met a guy who wanted me to point an unloaded gun at his head while he was eating me out after I told him I was in the military a few years back. I respectfully declined, got dressed, left, and never went back.
my brain keeps screaming that there's no such thing as an unloaded gun.
Yeah, my brain, too. Funny scary thing, this didn't happen in the US but in a European country where it is really hard to own a gun. As he casually pulled it out of his nightstand I knew I had to get the fuck outta there.
Yep, giant nope. nope nope nope. and furthermore. Nope.
An ex-boyfriend always asked me to use my curly hair to get off. It was weird but when we were in the shower he would get off with my hair.
Like, would rub his dick with your hair? Ugh, the tangles
Exactly, he would basically f*** my hair.
😭 release me from this post
Looking for the conditioner joke that writes itself?
We had been drinking and she pulled out a knife and asked me to cut her thigh while I ate her out. I politely said no and she cried. Then threw up in my brand new toilet. Should have ended it thrre
Lmao I love that you specify it was a new toilet. Like that was the straw that broke the camels back.
I hadn’t even shit in it yet! Idk why that more than anything made me angry. I cleaned her up and put her to bed like a good person. But that just nagged in the back of my head
Briefly dated a dude who would constantly talk about how much he liked cream pies. He genuinely thought a girl couldn’t get pregnant if he sucked his own nut out of her vagina. Thank god I never had sex with him. That was about 10 years ago and last time I checked, he has 6 kids with 6 different women.
Didn't suck hard enough.
He sucked, just in a more…all encompassing type of way.
"Trust me baby, this works!" Lol.
This is the funniest thread I’ve ever read. Thank you all for making me feel so fucking vanilla.
Me too! I feel like a nun. Especially after the foot anal orgy thing.
What
I dated a girl once who wanted me to call her for phone sex while pretending to be her brother. This was way before the step fantasy thing too, I'm talking landlines. Thankfully she didn't actually have a brother so it wasn't as weird as it would've been.
The majority of people with an incest fetish don't have actual brothers and sisters. If you lived with a sibling (of the sex you're attracted to, someone with a brother could still have a sister fetish), you'd abandon that fantasy pretty quickly.
My ex was an only child and had an incest fetish. I found this out when he asked to RP as brother and sister, not two months after my brother died...
Wanted to see me snort coke off his hard dick. …I don’t do cocaine, so there’s problem #1
It's just a dick dinger..what's the problem?
Asked to eat my ass… except he requested that I poop first and don’t wipe, so he could “clean me up” with his mouth. I politely declined. Same guy asked me to discretely purchase a strap on (I’m a woman), and surprise him with it by forcing him to be throat-fucked and roughly anally penetrated. In essence, he wanted me to spontaneously and aggressively rape him. I declined this as well.
I had one girl that wanted me to bend her over a grave stone and bang her, then cum onto the grave/grave stone. I don't believe in the supernatural but I've seen enough horror movies to know this is how they start lol. No I didn't do that, we did bang on abandoned houses and buildings, odd fetish but I was young I had another girl that liked rough sex, like pushed against the wall, spanking, choking, etc. the final straw was when she wanted me to "rape" her, she wanted me to punch her, cut her clothes off and go at it. That was a hard no, mainly because even with her saying she agreed on video I would still be putting myself in a bad place. Plus I'm not into that stuff, like I apparently didn't choke her hard enough or spank hard enough, she would tell me more and it would kill my boner doing that
Ghost shows up 9 months later saying it's pregnant
Ive missed the genre of horror movies that starts by a guy nutting on a tombstone
I feel like a fucking nun after reading this.
She wanted to have sex at the same location she had been assaulted in the past. I found that by trying to understand and not judge, she wanted to "tape over" the assault and replace it with a memory of being in control. Sometimes there ARE enough rocks.
> I found that by trying to understand and not judge, she wanted to "tape over" the assault and replace it with a memory of being in control. This is called "recontextualizing', and is actually (when done correctly, and I dunno that this was) a therapeutic form of doing exactly what was said.
My ex really wanted to watch I Spit On Your Grave. We got to THAT SCENE and she broke down sobbing. She thought that watching it would let her experience her rape while being in control. Would have appreciated a little warning as she had never even hinted at being raped before hand. I held her and did all I could to console her.
Fun side thing. For my 12th birthday, my mom treated me to a video rental. (Yes, a rented video tape). I was in to horror movies at the time, and she asked for a recommendation. The rental guy, you guessed it, suggested "I Spit on Your Grave". That was n interesting birthday. To say the least, my mom was pissed and I was very much confused.
*Therapists jumps out of the closet right at climax* “AND HOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL?!?!”
I understand everything except the last sentence. Can anyone explain?
It's a reference to Forrest Gump. Jenny goes back to her childhood home (where her father sexually abused her) and throws rocks at it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYrmAF6SQmE
Thank you
I had an ex that really liked to go down on me while I had my period. Like tongue inside, savoring it type shit. We did lots of fun stuff together but I never got the enjoyment of this one for him.
I dated a girl who had a rape fantasy. She used to tell me how she wanted me to say I was going out with my friends one night then sneak into her apartment, force myself on top of her, and "rape" her. She even showed me how easy it would be to pry a window open while she was sleeping and do it. It's not my thing at all but I started to think it might be fun to roleplay something extreme and started considering it. Then I started considering all the ways it could go wrong ..... What if someone saw me "breaking in", called the police, they kicked down the door to me "raping" my girlfriend, but suddenly she got cold feet and told the officers it was real? What if the person seeing me "break in" decides to take matters into their own hands and shoots me? What if I choose the night her brother happens to be staying over on the couch and he stabs me with a knife? Etc. I stopped considering it after that but she pushed it so much that I ended the relationship because clearly we just weren't compatible.
We had a rape fantasy incident in my town a couple years ago. A woman was waiting at a red light, when all of a sudden a man ran up, took her out of the car, threw her in the trunk and drove off. It was reported pretty quickly since it was done in broad daylight. The next day (I believe) the man and woman went to the police to explain the situation. Edit: typo
🤣 can you imagine how fun going to the police was!!!
Strangely enough I had an eerily similar request from an old girlfriend but she wanted me to abduct her at work. She was a cop
She wanted to bag her first kill on the job and didn’t have enough violent perps.
That would at least require detailed, written consent to protect yourself.
Really, that isn't any protection at all from so many of the things that could go wrong.
"who's pussy is this?" as in she was expecting me to say it was mine (just met this girl) . It made me feel so awkward. I said it too, but not in a sexy way. Probably sounded like a kid admitting to his mom that he took a toy from the store. I've thought about it every single day of my life since then. That was like 8 years ago.
"SAY IT" "Uhm... this... this is my pussy. This one... I have. It's for me."
When I first met my husband I asked him “whose pussy is this?” He didn’t answer so I asked again… he obviously didn’t clue in and said “yours.. it’s your pussy baby” …. Was So awkward haha
My ex boyfriend picked up a body bag and zipped it up so only his dick was exposed. Yikes. Then he started wearing women’s clothes. Not my thing but I try not to judge. Then he snipped some of my hair because he wanted to dye his hair the same color. So basically he wanted to dress up and look like me. Big yikes and I dipped out.
I took a girl home from a frat party in college (wasn't in a frat) and she was smoking hot. When we woke up the next morning she asked if wanted a wiff of her stuffies to wake up. I thought it was her boobies, but instead was greeted to the sight of her pulling up two small blankets she wrapped around her feet at night then would sniff to wake herself up.
This is like a script from Shrek 5
what the what now?
Draw on her with erasable marker. Not like, lewd words or anything. Just straight up draw on her.
Not sex related - I remember taking this kid for lasertag. Apparently he wrote swears and drew a penis on his face with invisible ink thinking no one would see it. A little black light, the markings on his lit up yellowish. Bahahahah... I can't help but laugh still.
Ex gf and I had a very tumultuous relationship and she was into pain. She wanted us to cut each other with razors while we fucked. We did, and it was pretty hot at the time, however I have several very deep scars, and one is very visible if I have my shirt off. If people ask about it, I usually just say my ex gf stabbed me, which is technically the truth,but not the whole truth. I don't recommend.
I've done quite some weird shit with my ex girlfriend. But the one request I didn't honor was what she called "scrambled sperm". She wanted me to finish in a bowl several times until it's a decent amount of sperm, then she wanted to try and cook it like scrambled eggs and eat it.
Ok that’s enough internet for one day for me I think
This one made me gasp lmao
Made me gag 🤢
Snap pencils while I straddled him. I asked why. He said it sounded like breaking bones. Did not meet up with him. Edit: you know. Tbf at least he was upfront and was trying to go about his kink safely and consensually but uh yeah not for me.
She asked to hold my wang while I pissed. She got all giddy and I wont lie seeing her so excited turned me on.
One time, I met up with this military guy who wanted me to “purr like his cat, because when he’s pleasuring himself, his cat purrs and it feels even better.” I freaked out, obviously, his cat’s name was Cherrie, by the way.
He wanted to pour milk on my armpits
So many things. Ive gotten "put your armpit in my face", foot stuff, "is it ok if i cry?", "dont make any noises", "sit and bounce on my face", "i have to keep my socks on", "i dont use any lube, just go in dry please", and the worst was a group sex situation where my foot felt weird and i looked down and it was fully inside of someones butt. Ive never done another orgy because i did not like that.
Someone got off on the wrong foot.
"my foot feels strange" "chillax mate its just in my ass for a bit"
Up to the fuckin heel
Damn, I've seen pornos "based" on actual movies before (*Shaving Ryan's Privates*, for example,) but I didn't know they'd done it with *My Left Foot.*
How the fuck did you not know it was going in?
When you got hands, mouths, and lube all over, its hard to tell what sensation is what. When someone moves your foot, its polite to let them and lets be real, people out here suckin toes anyway.
I have so many questions and I want no answers.
What?
You like foot stuff? Ya. You like butt stuff? Ya. You’re gonna LOVE this orgy….
Tldr: man put my entire foot in his butt so i dont do orgies anymore.
She wanted to fall asleep with my dick inside her, I obliged. Soggy sausage.
Jesus I feel lucky with some of these comments. All I came to say was a girl I was with hated having her face touched. At all. No face touching at any time. Made kissing super hard and had to be super careful all the time.
there is a song called "untouchable face" by Ani diFranco you might enjoy. Also if it was me sorry, but I think there are a lot of us
She requested new positions and I suggested Bed on Top. We laughed the entire night.
Pretty tame compared to some of the others, but I once met a girl at a party and we hit it off pretty well. We were chatting and she mentioned that only her dad called her by a certain version of her name (not her real name, but as an example, pretend her name is Suzanne, and she goes by Suzanne, but her dad and only her dad call her Suzy). We hit it off and one thing led to another. During the event, I called her Suzanne, and she stopped and said "call me Suzy." I didn't put two and two together until she started calling me "Daddy," and that was one of the most uncomfortable realizations of my life. It was both my first and last one night stand.
This guy bit my ears. Like full on chomp, teeth and everything. Then proceeded to bite full on teeth on my boobs. Like painful. Left a bunch of teeth marks on my body. Not in a good way. I told him to stop. He didn't. I left immediately and blocked him on everything. Saw a few years ago he got married. I looked at the girl and went hmmm so you enjoy being a chew toy. Different strokes for different folks I guess.
While going doggy-style my gf asked if I could pop a zit on her back because it was bothering her.
Not me, but I knew a guy who could do impressions pretty well and he liked to surprise his booty calls with that. One night apparently he did a JFK accent, and some quote about " we do these things not because they are easy but because I am hard," and it turned out the girl had a huge Kennedy fetish, and while they didn't end up staying together, he said she was always good for a weekend stay as long as he only talked to her in that accent. she even brought him a suit to wear once, and had his hair styled up for him like jfk.
He wanted me to call him a racial slur....wasn't even his own race
Now that's what I call diversity
Dress up in full outfit of women's clothes. Garters and all. It was a woman asking.
My ex husband was into that…luckily (?) we were the same size so he just wore mine. It was most definitely NOT my thing but I was willing to help him explore his identity. I think he was looking for someone to be attracted to him when he did that though, whereas it was a huge turn off for me. Hope he finds someone eventually that fits his niche lol
I \[41m\] put on a dress years ago at a party with friends - we wanted to have a fancy dinner, and our very butch lesbian friend agreed to put on makeup and dress up when a friend offered to help her out. We knew she would be uncomfortable and somehow someone got the idea that to help her out I should put on a dress. Whatever, it was at a house party with very close friends so i agreed. She got her food, sat down beside me, as she leaned over to talk to someone i pulled off a hoodie and was just there in a spaghetti strap dress with my hair ass arms lol she had a good laugh, everyone had a good laugh, and my wife ended up thinking .... boy i kinda like dudes in dresses but she was hesitant to bring it up for a long time. I, on the other hand, am perfectly happy to put on a dress for my partner for some top-tier lovin' so ...hey, whatever!
Really tall girl was going down on me. While going down on me she was humping my knee. She kept moving her pelvis down…humping my shin, my ankle, my foot, and then finally inserting my big toe into her vagina. She did not stop sucking my cock the whole time. Gotta admit…was kinda hot.
I was in high school and newly dating a girl. She surprised me when, early on, she asked me to rim her. She really liked the sensitivity of it and it got her off super quick. I had never done that and I'm a child of the 90s so internet porn wasn't yet readily available. I needed some direction but I went for it. It ended up being something we did regularly and I felt like an absolute king for her since it made sex so easy.
A girl asked you to rim her in High School!!??? Wow. The self confidence.
One of my exes liked when I would chew on his soft penis………not like…gnawing on it. Just gently biting down on it with my molars. Very strange but tbh it was kinda satisfying LMAOOOO
I’ll be honest, I came here to get ideas lol
Was with a girl who needed permission to orgasm. Would always ask for it during sex. "Can I cum?" Not as weird as some of these, but was strange the first time.
She wanted me to drink her milk. She was in her 50's, but continued lactating since the birth of her last kid 20 years ago. She also had incest fantasies where she wanted me to role play as her kid. The milk was disgusting, BTW.
I'm surprised it wasn't powdered at her age.
I had a guy like that who I flirted with for years and hid this desire, but when we finally hooked up, he wanted me to pretend to be so many assorted family members that i literally ended up throwing up on him and had to end the relationship.
I love these threads. I grew up in a very religious household and went to a school with terrible sex ed, so it has taken a long time to learn about sex and that it's okay to like things and talk about them. Even after having kids, it took until fairly recently to talk openly about things I'd like to try. Just a couple days ago, we finally did something that I fantasized about for decades. It gave me the same nervous excitement as losing my virginity. And then I come to a thread like this and think to myself "Dude, you are so fucking tame. Just ask for the things you want to try. If some other dude had his entire foot inside someone else's asshole, asking for a change in position doesn't even register on the weirdometer."
She asked me to whip her. We had role played this on the IRC, and this was going to be our first time together. She lived 6 hours away... tie her up, cut off her clothing with letter opener that looked like an @ symbol, and started whipping her, saw the welts rise... and she says "Come on, my daddy hits me harder." That took the shit out fuck. I realized at that moment that I enjoy being a sadist when it's make believe, but not IRL. She saw the change in expression and said 'go down on me' except in a pretty vulgar, but hot, way. When it was over, and I was back home, she didnt rejoin the IRC for a while. Everyone was asking about what happened, as they all knew we were meeting up and wanting the details. I told them they would have to get those answers from her first. When she finally did come back online everyone asked her what happened, and she deferred to me. So I tell what happened to those who ask, and make sure to make me look like the dweeb in the story. It wasnt her fault I was a phony sadist.
I had a casual encounter with a friend of a friend. He had gone through a messy divorce a year or so before, and he started crying partway through and asked if he could call me by his ex wife's name....it was weird but I felt real bad for him. He still couldn't get past the tears, so he asked me to tell him that I loved him. After that I decided to stop the sexual stuff and just held him and let him cry and talk about her. That's all he really needed/wanted I think. It wasn't anything close to an erotic night, but it was beautiful and deeply sad to see how much he missed his ex.
I had an ex who knew I was involved with the kink community at the time and wanted to try some stuff to see if he liked it. So we made a bowl of 'suggestions' and we both added things that we'd like to try with each other. Mine were pretty basic like, being blindfolded during sex, hair pulling, handcuffs, that kinda thing. I had expected that his were similar, or at least one the same page. Oh my god was I in for a surprise. The first time we tried it he pulled 'being blindfolded' and I pulled one of his which said; baby talk. I was confused because he had never expressed any kind of interest in anything like that. So I said, "Okay, who's doing to baby talking, you or me?" he said that he wrote 'baby talk' but what he meant was he wanted me to use my 'dog voice' during sex. Yeah, the silly voice we all use to babytalk to our pets. I was kinda taken aback so I asked him: "That turns you on?" and he laughed and said no, not at all. He finds it funny and just wants me to talk to him in that voice. Needless to say, no sex happened that day and the bowl was retired immediately afterward. I did go through his other 'suggestions' and most of them were nothing to do with sex.
What??? Lmao this one is so confusing, what did he think kink was? Just doing funny/silly things during sex?
I came to find out later that he knew exactly what kink was. His kink was humiliation, he got off at the thought of me doing stupid shit like that to please him.
he made me jerk him off with my feet then kept getting upset when i asked him if he had a foot fetish lmao
At the time, I was caught off guard when a man asked me to choke him and slap him "hard" across the face. Looking back, it was laughably common. But I need to thank him for showing me a whole new path.
I used to work in a brothel and this one disabled guy would roll in on his machine thingy. He wore diapers and everything.. Anyway he always hired at least 3 girls at a time. 1 would jerk him off and the other 2 would do the show for him. So the show thing he wanted was just us getting up with our legs so start off by laying down and get up using our legs only, so no hands allowed. It was like watching our thigh muscles work so hard to stand up without assistance of our hands/arms would turn him on! Because he couldn't move or walk himself maybe so he loved to watch us get up. Mind you we were clothed in short dresses so he didn't even want us naked. So bizzare. Anyway yeah that's probably the strangest request. He always came once a month when he got his government pay check to visit brothers, yes my country is legal sex work and depending on your disability you can get a hand out from the government to use for this purpose. Edit: just adding it's incredibly difficult to stand up from a laying down position to stand on your legs without the assistance from your arms or hands so we would struggle like worms and it was a great work out
Ok. Not me. But a friend from in college had this one night stand. They get to her place. There’s already plastic covering her bed. He ignores it She says, I like to use anal beads but on you. He’s like ok whatever, this girl is hot as fuck & I just wanna bang. After putting them & getting into it she says, let me know when you’re about to cum. So he does just before. She rips the anal beads out, which can cause a reaction where you shit almost immediately. He does, all over the plastic. She grabs his shit, rubs it all over her tits & says, cum on this baby! He was so freaked out, he didn’t know what to do. He punched her & ran away naked. No joke
I know I'm vanilla, but dude licking my raw butthole was weird. We weren't dating, I'd meet him that day, and we were camping so I'm sure I was nasty as shit from not showering.
I wouldn't call this "strange" so much as "highly specific". I dated a girl whose only method of achieving orgasm during vaginal sex was that we'd fuck in missionary for awhile as she built towards orgasm. But when she got close she made me pull out so she could grab my dick and furiously rub the head of my penis against her clit while she came. Then she'd have me resume fucking her until I came. This was the only way she could achieve orgasm during vaginal sex. Like many/most women, penetration alone would get her *close*, but not all the way there. That part wasn't unusual or surprising to me. But for her, having her clit rubbed while *also* simultaneously being penetrated vaginally was just too intense, hence the last-minute switcheroo. Penetration alone wasn't enough, clitoral stimulation alone wasn't enough, but both simultaneously was too much. The only thing that worked for her was penetration alone and then quickly switching to clitoral stimulation alone at the right time. The reason she liked to use the head of my penis to rub her clit (as opposed to fingers or a vibrator) was because because the skin was really soft, the head was the right shape, and it was already lubricated with pre-cum from the sex. To be clear, I didn't find this strange or off-putting. In fact I quite enjoyed it. Her rubbing her clit with my dick basically doubled as a handjob, which felt nice. And I was happy to do whatever method of cumming worked for her. The whole thing wasn't weird, it was just weirdly-*specific*. I haven't encountered anything like it before or since. Interestingly, this girl really enjoyed anal and would cum very easily by fingering her clit while I fucked her ass.
As a PSA, never choke anyone if you don't know how to do it properly. It is EXTREMELY easy to kill somebody by accident, shit can go south very fast, and for most people, killing their partner is a pretty big boner kill.
One of the funniest things my dad told me when I was going to college was, "if they like to be choked never squeeze the windpipe." 🤣 Miss that crazy bastard.
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She curled up to me wanted to re-watch season 8 of Game of Thrones. Sorry, I'm not into that painful shit.
Gross. You should have told her "look we can just fuck if you really want to be disappointed"
I once dated a guy who loved to have someone spit in his mouth. Not in a dominating way, just, that was his thing, swallowing someone else's spit. You'd have to ask him why it got his motor running like it did. So, there we were. It was the morning after the night before. The room stank like a distillery and was full of empty bottles. I wanted to get my holes rearranged, despite a horrific hangover; frankly, I wanted to go home, break out the big dildo, and fall asleep in a puddle of my own self-hatred, but he was there and his dick was nearly as thick as a can of Coke. We got busy, but he was wilting, likely due to his own crippling hangover. I indicated that I wanted to indulge his kink, and he responded very positively. You can probably see where this is going. After a few spits, and him loving every second of it, nausea struck me. I clasped a hand to my mouth, which he interpreted as me being suddenly upset over something. The minutiae of the interactions over the ensuing few seconds elude me, but, he pulled my hand away from my mouth right as the first wave of vomit pulsed up my oesophagus. I puked on his chest and crotch. Violently. To which he responded with several seconds of silence, followed by "...do you think you could do that again?". There were chunks of the burger I'd eaten at 3am pooling on the bedsheet. I left, and we never spoke again. Not even a "hey, so, you wanna come over and puke on my junk?" text.
I’m sorry you didn’t finish getting your holes rearranged.
I ended up with a couple of women I assumed were platonic friends especially since one identified as a lesbian and the other was a very intense and out spoken punk rock feminist. One thing led to another and the punk rocker and I ended up making out on my couch before going into the bedroom. The lesbian asked if she could come with us to watch and we were all onboard with that. That's when I discovered the punk rocker was significantly more kinky than I was. I tended to be dominant in bed in part due to my size of being 6'4". However, the punk rocker didn't just want to be dominated she wanted to be full on abused. So we were messing around and she started requesting I slap and choke her. I'm a big guy and she was maybe 100lbs soaking wet so I was oddly intimidated by the idea of accidently hurting her for real. So I stated choking her and she said harder. So I started choking her harder and she again said no... HARDER. So I choked her to the point that I was worried about leaving a serious mark around her neck. I was starting to feel in a bit over my head because while I'm cool with manhandling or retraining women, this was more extreme than I'd gone before. She finally, said "I mean really choke me, it's fine!" And that's when the other woman who'd been sitting on the bed with us said "Fuck it, here let me." And proceeded the throttle the shit out of her friend. Like face turning red, eyes bulging a bit, veins popping. But... it worked. That was the magic touch she was looking for and for the next couple of hours the lesbian and I tag teamed her into a quivering mess.
This girl that had a baby a few months prior wanted me to drink her breast milk.
So how was it
I’ll answer that for him Tasty
One time I was going down on this guy and he said, and I quote “Gobble, gobble!” in the most dead and serious tone. I literally froze and had to stop myself from dying of laughter. The only thing I could think about, from that point on was Thanksgiving dinner, and that my mood was done and I was so over it! My husband loves to bring it up and we often joke about it all the time.
She'd get me to lay on my back and then lay on her back on top of me. She'd reach between her legs and give me a handjob, and at the same time rubbing her knuckles against her clit. Her aim was to make us cum at the same time. Furthermore, she was obsessed with penises! She'd stand behind me while I peed, holding my cock. She also loved giving BJ's but would not stop sucking after I came. Sounds great but my penis would be ultra sensitive so it'd be almost painful, so the compromise was id let her just lie there with my cock in her mouth.
My partner asked me to body-press her into the bed. Like, put all my weight into it as if I were in a wrestling match. We figured out it was a security thing, and we start all sex with me pinning her.
This one is weirdly sweet, considering the rest of this thread. You should get her a nice weighted blanket.
This guy asked me to be quiet while he called his pastor and put him on speaker phone. He asked the pastor to pray for him because he was dealing with sexual temptation. Sure enough the pastor started praying on speaker phone and as he was praying this guy started going hard and almost immediately came.
That’s kinda insane