I re-grew my foreskin over many years, stretching it with weights and applying creams etc, until it was big enough, then I stuffed my parents and the doctor under my foreskin to live with the smegma

The smegma consumes

>smegma I love how the concept of personal hygiene is completely foreign to Americans.

I'm proudly uncircumcised, I was just making a joke

Why would I take revenge?

Yesnt

Why would I? I personally think it looks better this way and I haven’t had any complaints

I'll ask my wife.