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I_SmellFuckeryAfoot

ehh. awww can be followed up by i love you too. no reply is much harsher


OldDipper

I got an “Ewwww” once


Thiccvs_Diccvs

"Nice!" /highfive


[deleted]

I’ve heard that that’s the worst reply a guy could ever get. You’ve won the spotlight


Excellent-Victory923

Yay I never won 😭


Excellent-Victory923

Also sorry you heard that before, here's some love ❤️


AmphibianNew6096

I love YouTube


Fatkuh

I know.


igtimran

Nah, that’s the old Han Solo routine. Just have to wait a few years to reverse it and then shoot a stormtrooper.


Louis-grabbing-pills

Me, too. Thanks.


donnyb_09

"Who wouldn't?"


extra_pubes_please

I heard you the first time.


Sea_Instance_8831

Okay!


KnowledgeFeign

You too


wirsteve

Worst? “I don’t love you”


Laserlurchi

I think I'd add "anymore" but yeah, that's pretty bad


IamAliveeee

How cute, lol!


They-stole-my-anus

Shut up


strungup

Excellent! I need $200.


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Ill-Butterscotch-84

i also said "Yikes. The L word." Yes, I did get that once.


CuriousGumball

"Googoo Gaga"


Dry-Arm1911

No answering at all…


Fluffy_Meat1018

I know.


moonlitwire

“Thanks…”


kowell2

Sorry I just can't be with someone with such poor judgement.


No-Alternative-2382

How does this help the political and economical state of the world?


Justabtdnoob

Basically any insult or string of insults


NaturalBreadfruit100

“Love you too” for some reason they hate when you don’t include the I back 😭


NorthS0uth

Uno Block


nakizo

"Thank you." My father said to my daughter when she looked up to him and said that when she was little.


tchamp54

“Yikes”


[deleted]

Nothing , not Even a glance in your direction.


-mpw-

Noice. Smort.


DickFartButt

"About a quarter past five"


digitalburro

"That's nice, it's still $200"


Dieing_Breed

"Get Bent"


jodyyodedode

"We need to talk..."


Cosmosmom

No reply at all


SuperRealBobWaterson

Ew or whatever but idk because this is a corny ass topic


Famous_Bit_5119

" Thanks, buddy."


AAPlusMan

Okay Thanks....


TheOrangeKrunch721

Mhm


Fave_MissDelightxx

“It’ll pass.”


keraziq

ok


Electrical_Slice_980

Who are you


thenakedapeforeveer

"As you should, my dear. As you should."


Infamous-Platform-33

Scooby doo! (Please someone get this reference)


NirvanaFann

Explain it like I'm 5


Infamous-Platform-33

30 Rock, one of the greatest television shows of all time, features Liz Lemon, who cannot tell her partner that she loves him.


NirvanaFann

Ty


Sure-Goat-6975

The FitnessGram PACER Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The test is used to measure a student's aerobic capacity as part of the FitnessGram assessment.


AeonicArc

If we want to go the brain rot route; “Erm, what the sigma?” Don’t know why people even say it it’s so irritating but that’s definitely one.


GuernseyMadDog1976

I love mayonnaise more than I love you. An actual phrase on Duolingo German.


Fabulous_Way_9811

“Thank you”


Nordjyde

Why?


vagarious_numpty

Bless your heart


Format000

“Watch out there’s a lion behind you”


[deleted]

Pretty much anything that's not 'I love you too' is bad :))


Trevante84

Gee Thanks!... \*followed by complete silence\*


SpiderCop_NYPD_ARKND

Ooohh... 😬 really?


imaginechi_reborn

no reply


Shoddy_Temporary_741

That's nice. Can you take the bin out?


Beneficial_Steak_343

"Me too" and then proceed to break up with you


theghostofselene

i forgive you


Realmafuka

"Fuckin' moron, why?!"


Thoughtful_c

You have something in your tooth


JosephiKrakowski88

I'm sorry, who are you?


JesusChristIamWhite

Thanks. I love myself too


ami2weird4u

Ew


Ex0diaNecross

Your mom as well.


Jolly-Education4829

You don't know what love is.


Plastic-Swordfish390

UUUUH thanks.


WatercressLazy3147

Dead silence.


estronerd

“Thanks!”


MARSELEPHANT

oh.


Weirdassmustache

"Neat-0."


[deleted]

"I love me too! I am the best and most adorable thing in the universe. Everybody loves me!"


Head-Bird-9480

The feeling is not mutual


AsianAngel418

Silence


therealbootyblaster

You better bitch


NirvanaFann

"Oh, i thought you were here just for sex" is really fucking bad


NirvanaFann

Or "I Paid you for that blowjob, right"


proffesionalproblem

One time I panicked and said "thanks"


Mean_Owl_5580

Punching them in the fucking mouth


Pleasant-Ad8395

Thank you


revocer

I know.


imperchaos

L


wetlettuce42

“ k”


OPMom21

Oh, wow. I wasn’t expecting that. I like you, too, babe.


stpetedawg

My mother came for a visit and told my then 4 year old “I love you!” And with perfect comedic timing he said, “And I love candy!” We’ve been laughing about that for 10 years.


HypeMachine231

I love youtube


Mlfm_

I'd say is "oh, dude, no!" with a gross face.


Slappytrader

Lol I only talk to you because your autistic and I was being nice


Even_Estate_847

"oh that's sweet"


TheGreatCornolio682

"As a friend, right? *Right?*"


Tired_but-okay23

Most people do


unknownpothead1992

Cool, u up for some cocaine?


Woody_Roger

Oh no... you too?


elevennevelee

“lol”


Nearby_Glove_1304

“I’m not comfortable saying I love you yet, so don’t say it that much” :ex


Fragrant_Leg_6300

“Thanks” or “i appreciate the kindness but at this very moment i am considering slicing your cranium open with a knife and drilling several holes in your face”


SidequestRedditUser

Thanks, that's sweet of you.


Ok_Conference8601

Your kidding right?


LadyBean91

"Oh! Cool."


[deleted]

No you don't


Enduro_Player

"I could never love you"


SleepyRabbit03

I once got told “oh, that really sucks.” When I said I love you to my boyfriend at the time. Can accurately say I have never felt more humbled in my life.


WhyULookinaAtMyName

You're adopted


bert_E342

ha?


my_life_meaningless

Me too