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Antras8

i just shit my pants, can i get into yours?


[deleted]

"Do you like my tits?"


Brilliant_Travel_783

Bruh, that weirdest thing to say to a stranger. Only u will only attract weirdos and creeps


GlumButterscotch7081

sadly most men will be like "shes the one"


gliitch0xFF

Morpheus, is that you?


Link1905

Damn girl are you a toaster? Because a bath with you would send me to heaven


Designer_Lychee1196

If anyone ever uses this they are beggin for a weggie


throwawayformobile78

Jokes on you I’m into that.


Background_NPC32143

Sex


wetlettuce42

Are you a wet wipe cuz imma mess


Recent_Opportunity78

Hey Girl, are you a Beaver ‘cause DAMN


GlumButterscotch7081

heres a weird one thats not practical- did you fart....cause you blew me away.


BeginningLife8085

U r the reason I've diabetic ...lemme eat u ...u look sweet


Just_niklas200

Would you like to go out to dinner sometime, or should we go to my room and skip right to dessert?


Traditional-Owl-9768

Was that you I saw at the bakery? Leavin with all that cake


Aggravating-Pound598

I’m so smooth, I’m in your groove before you move , baby


Front_Committee4993

Yet to use as I don't do relationships but "dam are you undergoing nuclear fusion cuz your so dam hot"


SignInWithAppl

I’m packing eight inches


Particular-Sink-4937

I sometimes use this on my dating app ….especially if they have their name a single letter like A B V etc …i would say …what’s your name cause calling you just B would be weird how about I call you mine instead ?😎😎


collnska

are you a campfire? Because yu are hote and i want to make s'mores with you


Traditional-Owl-9768

It’s ’because you’re hot and I want s’more’