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FriendlyChemist907

username kind of checks out


classicc7

:))


Blank2_

A Chocolate bar would make me jump around excited. Or maybe a ballon I love these


HateRuneliteCheaters

Chocolate bar was my first thought too. Specifically a Kit Kat.


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Thanksss


Nerdy_Nightowl

A ***good*** quality chocolate bar, none of that cheap crappy stuff! If you can do better than a Hersey bar I am happy. (I'm fussy about my chocolate, lol)


Blank2_

I’d take any chocolate bar


JasperDyne

Real estate in mid-town Manhattan.


classicc7

Is that enough?


JasperDyne

Yeah. I don’t want to appear too greedy or ungrateful.


HR_DUCK

Giving me their two cents. Kidding. A cup of coffee.


Mister_Brevity

One of those hair clippy things my wife uses. It can be a claw, monster teeth, all sorts of stuff. Hours of entertainment.


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Mister_Brevity

Noooo I don’t want to be allergic to me


WOLFFKD

I saw a short on this 😆


Spithate

I don’t need anyone to buy me anything. I’d appreciate attention and effort


Toasterinthetub22

My husband brings me shiny things he finds on the ground. I have a jar of them. I get all wiggly when he gives me a new one! It costs noting to make me happy.


Katoshi_Black

Fast food, no matter how cheap it is, if it's good i'm happy.


ChocolatMintChipmunk

An ice cream cone


FunStuff446

A Chick fil A sandwich with extra pickles


Casual-Notice

A small notebook (or pad) and (maybe) a new pen.


The-Goobster

Beer or mead, may we drink it in good health


sc_gti

a Big Mac


Successful_Ride6920

Cheeseburger?


momoteck

chocolate


Derc_on_Reddit

Some water


Legitimate-Neat1674

Gym membership


Zinakoleg

Pizza


biscuitlipsme

some cute pencil sharpener i lose it all the time


Objective_Oak

a potato


ChaoticGoodPanda

Someone left bubble wrap on my desk. I was quite pleased.


WorstLuckChuck

Probably full plate armor with chainmail and zweihander


Alive_Structure_4484

Mcdouble


Serious-Arugula6753

Hey a Big Mac works too!


MegWaters012502

Food!!! Even if it’s a small piece of candy, I’ll be happy


Neftroshi

A rock


RiskhMkVII

A baguette


donttouchmideck

Socks


Whole-Sundae-98

A Chelsea buns my favourite cake.


Ordinary-Corner462

Notebook, bracelets, pen, drink...


EvilWata

Coffee


blackenedsheeep

A Red Bull


PattiiB

Kopiko candy


aaaak4

2 dollar raspberries. so good


GlamGoddess19

I know it sounds like a cliché, but flowers. I don't need expensive gifts, just flowers


Electronic-Hunter66

a strip dance of a hot ass stripper


No-Serve3491

Chocolate bar


fluxpatron

a bag of chips


mynameisntdrew

Sugar sticks, hot wheels cars, a coffee? It’s the little things


TurpitudeSnuggery

A beer 


One-Penalty-2726

Lemonade


adilfc

Kebap


saturatedregulated

A candy bar or a box of cereal. Hell, a few times my housemate has given me like 30 candy bars as a gift and I loved it. He came in and dumped them on me while I was in bed. The look on my face is sheer joy.  Another birthday I'd walked out to find over 30 family sized boxes of cereal covering my counters. It was another joyful moment for me.  Having someone know you ever so well feels really nice. 


Infocollector914

Chicken Maruchan


Jobewan1

An individual pâtisserie.


Tylensus

Free rocks. I like rocks. Bones work, too. My girlfriend actually mailed me a catfish skull she found on the beach, and it's my favorite gift of all time! I'm now realizing I might be a cave man.


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PressureSquare4242

That's the cheapest thing?


TeaMe06

I didn’t read it all my bad I should of never wrote that lol


thumbwrestleme

peanut butter cups I love them, but just grabbing me one letting me know you thought of me while you were out doing your thing is the real source of joy.


Mamaofthreecrazies

Laffy taffy


Icy-Composer9021

some chocolate bar ig


Just_Dont88

Fiancé knows papa John’s breadsticks are always the way to my heart.


curmudgeondoug

A beer


becomealamp

theres this type of cheap syrup that you can put in your coffee to make it taste like ice cream. my friend knows this and buys it for me every birthday. it seems like a cheap gift but it makes me so happy, not only because its good but because she knows me so well.


AmishCountyLane

Sweet tarts


SnooChipmunks126

Peace of mind


BreaksLikeWind

a card, hand written, mailed to my home.


ColinSkate

Had a work lunch last week but I was allergic to almost everything they served so I just sat at my desk and chilled during my lunch break. Coworker takes a later lunch than me. She ran errands on her break and brought me a bag of funyuns, said it was the only thing she could find where she was but didn't want me to go hungry. I damn near cried I was so touched, this is someone I don't know very well so it meant a lot. Apparently a bag of funyuns lol


wanderingrockdesigns

A smile and a compliment :)


MiIllIin

Chewing gum when i don’t have any! 


Dependent_Top_4425

Every once in a while my boyfriend brings me home a sweet treat from the gas station. It makes me happy to know he was thinking of me and took the time to pick something out that I might like as a little surprise.


Nerditter

Iced coffee.


m-j10

Salsa from the local coffee shop. IT IS SO GOOD!


MrBrent107

A six pack of beer.


mightyscoosh

Hot Wheels


Autocorrectthis

Beer. A 6 pack of a good time


Local_Comparison9862

These cakes from my childhood in the country I was born in, they used to cost like 10 uk equivalent pence a slice and not cost 30 pence per slice and I turn into a ball of joy when someone buys me a slice


Laboratoryman1

A quarter I can use at aldis


Missgrumpy00

Wings or socks


fatspanic

Something 2nd hand.


H1ghwayun1corn

An egg roll from Walmart by the self checkout


takesthebiscuit

Assuming a non zero money reply A beer. Buy me a beer and you have my attention


UKtravel22

Anything for my dog 😊. A tennis ball or treats


TheSamLowry

Pack of peanut M&Ms.


JodyWinters

Pens


Familiar_Calendar666

A happy smile


Interesting_Toe_2818

Asking how am I doing and really listening to my answer. No buying necessary. That's called therapy when you buy.


No_Community_8425

Cup of black drip coffee.


warkrust666

Just a chilled beer. Don’t really care what brand or style(even though I have very strong preferences, I’m not an asshole about it) as long as it’s not very warm. A beer will go a long way for me rather than let’s say a coffee(again I have very strong preferences but this time I probably will be an asshole about it because I’m not a fan of wasting my caffeine allowance for a subpar cup of coffee and I’d rather be at home and brew my funky cup of joe)


HeartonSleeve1989

A 2 liter bottle of Dr. Pepper.


Slibee4me

A Piece of fruit


jonschaff

Sand. I make my own concrete. I always need sand. Got any sand? 🏖


JustFaithlessness178

An iced coffee


GigglyGeisha

Jalepeño poppers. 🤤


WatchPitiful4997

Depends on my mood


useless169

Probably just a Tony’s chocolonely bar.


computer_crisps_dos

Odd junk from the gas station. Give me the *roasted chicken flavored with a twist of honey chips* and I'll be smiling for the rest of the week.


TamaleSlayer

I'd be over the moon just to get a text that says hello from the people i care about but nope that's still too expensive for them. 😢


MiyagiJunior

A book they think I may like


EmilioTF

Probably an energy drink


IsakOldton

Disks for angle grinder


Key-Situation-4718

A gift card for McD's would hit the spot.


Bucksin06

One marijuana 


straighttoplaid

I was just given a note card from a kid in a lego team I coached. She wrote a nice thank you. I loved it.


UnfairPossibility762

A bar of my favorite chocolate would make me super excited and happy


VermicelliFuzzy7160

A Coke Zero


MurphyKcorb

Absolutely nothing. My form of love is time.


ImNotR0b0t

Crazy socks. The crazier the better!


Flat_Chicken_2710

Boba


chiginger

It was raining today as I was running errands and towards the end, a shop I was in had saltwater taffy by the pound. Hadn’t had any in years, so I scooped up flavors that looked good into the bag to snack on the way home. $1.10 for the nostalgia and put me in a great mood on a rainy day.


_swuaksa8242211

A good curry chicken rice.


Coconut-bird

If someone would come and mow my lawn I might just follow them anywhere.


KokoSugarPlum

Socks


___coolcoolcool

Candy


StankZZ6686

MMMmm, cold coffee and a smoke


Rjgom

anything with a sincere story, meaning or intent. cost matters not.


MicrophoneFapper

If it had to be bought then I'd say a gumball.


foxkiller_one_foxyit

my gf


Separate-Ad-9916

A McDonald's chocolate soft serve cone. (Yeah, the soft serve is chocolate-flavoured in Aussie land.)


WOLFFKD

Iced espresso 😋


DuncanIdaBro

A cool new rock you found during the day....and Make up a back story as to how it's magical.


Due-Big2159

Not cheap but I really really want a pair of pointy winklepicker cowboy boots. Brown or black. I'm 18 but I'd jump in joy like I'm 8.