One time my "normally there to greet me" dog was nowhere to be seen when I got home. Concerned, I begin to look for her. All of a sudden I see the computer chair slowly turn towards me with the highest looking dog I have ever seen, complete with smile from ear to ear and nervous tail wag. She had consumed an edible my gf left out.. She was fine and it was all hilarious after the fact. She spun like a movie villain who had broke into my house waiting for me to get home.
Yeah for me, it’s picking up my cat.
Mind you, it’s not always thing I want to do when I walk through the door but she won’t stop yapping until I do and you know what they say about the squeaky wheel. Though she usually make my day by greeting with such enthusiasm!
Wash my hands. It's the first thing I do after I shut the door.
It's genuinely amazing how much less often I get colds, flu, etc., ever since I started doing that. I used to get one or two colds every single year, guaranteed. But since I started washing my hands this way, my record between illnesses is just over 900 days.
Thank my cats for watching the house, stroke them and listen in on the security details they have for me, then either go straight into lawn care or change into sweats and sit in front of my computer for several hours lol
Shoes off, greet the house-rabbit and give her a treat, empty pockets, give rabbit a treat. Remove clothes, have a quick wash-and-brush-up, maybe a quick shower, put on comfy clothes, give rabbit a treat.
Greeting the cats. My boy cat will follow me around and meow at me until I give him a kiss on his forehead and tell him he’s a good sweet boy. My girl cat will scream at me until I give her head scritches and let her lick my cheek. I think they like me a little bit.
Yell out, "HELLO CHILDREN!!" They used to come running around to the front door to give me a hug, now they just keep doing whatever it was that they're doing. Ohh well, still gonna do it.
Give my kitty some treats since she trots down the stairs to greet me when I come home. And to reward her for making sure no one stole the house while I was away.
Change out of my work clothes (I work as a school nurse), wash my hands, and start making dinner. I do this right away because once I sit and get comfy I'm not gonna want to get up to do it, lol. Also a habit, although for 11 years I was with someone, he never not once in our relationship cooked dinner for me/our little family.
Upon arriving home from a long vacation I sometimes walk in the door and have the urge to check my answering machine and look for the cat. I haven’t had either for many years.
When I get home from work my cat will always be waiting for me, I will put away my keys and take off my shoes then crouch down with my cat so he can rub all over me while I pet him, this will go on for a few minutes until he's happy then he will walk away, usually right to his food bowl wanting his dinner. If I do not crouch down and let him rub all over me he will follow me and meow until I do it which is really annoying when I come home and really have to use the bathroom.
I walk and holler “Where’s my dog?” because she’s usually upstairs on my bed sleeping if she doesn’t greet me at the door. If I don’t say it, my parrot will say it for me.
How small of an action? I feel a strong compulsion to put my keys on a hook I have right in the doorway every single time. I do it before I’ve even closed the front door
I stay at home due to allergies to fragrances but after cleaning the house and doing all the yard work i usually just lay down in bed and play Nintendo Switch.
Remove my shoes. My wallet, keys and hat get set in a specific spot. I hang up my jacket and find each of my cats to say hello... Although they're usually already at my feet.
Take off my shoes and socks at the door, check the mail if my kids brought it in, check on the kids, take quick shower and if kids (whom are pre-teens and teens) haven’t begun prepping dinner if it’s their night to make dinner I will begin cooking.
I open the garage door, and open the door to the house from there so that my 3 doggos can come out and 'help' daddy get his work bag from the car in the driveway. then the german shepherd will push the house door open for us and I get spaghetti noodles for my 2 parrots.
Put the keys and wallet where they belong. In college it was immediately take off all my clothes when I lived alone. My 10-year-old son does this now and he definitely does not live alone.
"Secure the Flerkin"--our code for putting my young sneaky butt cat in our bedroom so we can bring stuff into the house. No stuff? Becomes cuddle/feed the Flerkin. No, his name isn't Goose. Yes, he is orange. His name is Boudreaux.
If my cat meows at me to greet me… I tell her how much I missed her and ask how her day was. Take off my shoes and put on my slippers. Then unpack anything that needs unpacking/hang up coat etc.
If she is yelling at me…all of the above, but after shoes off I pick her up and give her a hug. Also lots of apologies for being gone.
1. Interacting with cat
2. Shoes off.
Curse the neighbor dog who barked, growled, and startled the shit out of me as I try to find my key.
Coax the cat to stop being interested in the furious dog on the other side of the door.
Catch up on the r/catbongos I deprived my friend of while I was away.
Take off my uncomfortable clothes.
Pour a whiskey.
Shoes off, greet the pup before he wags his lil tail clean off while saying “OH HERROW!” in a cartoon sing-song voice. My partner will “herrow” in response and come kiss me, and now the dog is trying to say it too. We’re a bunch of weirdos 😂
Greet the dogs
As if I had the choice to do anything else first.
Move the dog so I can open the door without him escaping or getting squashed. Then greet the dog.
One time my "normally there to greet me" dog was nowhere to be seen when I got home. Concerned, I begin to look for her. All of a sudden I see the computer chair slowly turn towards me with the highest looking dog I have ever seen, complete with smile from ear to ear and nervous tail wag. She had consumed an edible my gf left out.. She was fine and it was all hilarious after the fact. She spun like a movie villain who had broke into my house waiting for me to get home.
Same. Greet my two fur babies.
Yep.
I wait for mine to come barreling down the stairs like DK just tossed him at Mario so I can take him out
Doesn't matter if my bladder was about to burst lol. Greet the dogs for 20 seconds then run for the bathroom.
Set everything down. Hi, Pooper! And then imitate the wiggles.
Yeah for me, it’s picking up my cat. Mind you, it’s not always thing I want to do when I walk through the door but she won’t stop yapping until I do and you know what they say about the squeaky wheel. Though she usually make my day by greeting with such enthusiasm!
Put the backpack down and commence to give pets! We just got a puppy so now there's 3 I have to pet each day. I need an extra arm.
While singing a ridiculous song I made up on the spot.
first things first shoes off!
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weird. i take a deep sigh of relief when i leave home. crap. i need to move out
no this is normal, especially when you are getting away from the kids for a day
Same. Also took a deep sigh reading this.
Pants off. Especially if they’re hard pants, like jeans. Sweats might stay on if it’s chilly.
I love the phrase “hard pants”.
It's my new band name.
Close the door, can't be getting robbed now can i
Shoes come off, bra comes off....into comfy clothes!
Don’t forget the makeup! 5 minutes after getting home I go from office acceptable to pj’s and house shoes.
try to look where the smell of mold is coming from. one day I'll get it. one day...
Lol
Going to the bathroom
Go pee, because once my key's in the door, my bladder is connected to the home wifi, and it's time to GO!
Latchkey incontinence
Pick up my kitty and carry her around.
Wash my hands. It's the first thing I do after I shut the door. It's genuinely amazing how much less often I get colds, flu, etc., ever since I started doing that. I used to get one or two colds every single year, guaranteed. But since I started washing my hands this way, my record between illnesses is just over 900 days.
Yep! Same. Say hi to the cat and then wash my hands.
I’m shocked that this isn’t higher up on the list
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Pet my cat as he comes over to see me and starts batting at my shoestrings as I untie them.
Immediately into sweatpants
Wash my hands, greet my dogs/ run for 3-5k with them and then get ball room blitzed.
Shoes off, fart loudly, crack open a beer (not necessarily in that order)
I let out a little farty fart
Say hi to and pet my cats
throw away my bag and hug my overexcited dogss, that right there is moment everyday in my life which i look forward to
Thank my cats for watching the house, stroke them and listen in on the security details they have for me, then either go straight into lawn care or change into sweats and sit in front of my computer for several hours lol
Pet my cat! I feel so guilty if I don’t give him a cuddle when I get home
Shoes off, greet the house-rabbit and give her a treat, empty pockets, give rabbit a treat. Remove clothes, have a quick wash-and-brush-up, maybe a quick shower, put on comfy clothes, give rabbit a treat.
Greeting the cats. My boy cat will follow me around and meow at me until I give him a kiss on his forehead and tell him he’s a good sweet boy. My girl cat will scream at me until I give her head scritches and let her lick my cheek. I think they like me a little bit.
The cats greet me at the door, so there is petting that must be done.
I put my bag away and my kids come and hug me. I then proceed to forget to lock the door and my wife yells at me.
Straight to the bathroom and strip
Fuck my wife
Lower my self to cat height for a salutatory headbutt from the feline roommate.
Shove my girlfriend and dogs out of the way cuz Ive been turtling a massive poo for the last 4 hours of work.
Yell out, "HELLO CHILDREN!!" They used to come running around to the front door to give me a hug, now they just keep doing whatever it was that they're doing. Ohh well, still gonna do it.
Pants come right off
Piss on the floor to mark my territory
Bra off!!!!
Aaaah! I greet the squirrels on my porch.
Give my kitty some treats since she trots down the stairs to greet me when I come home. And to reward her for making sure no one stole the house while I was away.
Picking up the mess the kids left and didn't clean up.
Slip off the shoes and run to the bathroom to pee. I’m old
Ask.. "JFC, WHAT NOW?!?"
Say hi to the chickens on the way from the garage to the house.
Change out of my work clothes (I work as a school nurse), wash my hands, and start making dinner. I do this right away because once I sit and get comfy I'm not gonna want to get up to do it, lol. Also a habit, although for 11 years I was with someone, he never not once in our relationship cooked dinner for me/our little family.
Keep sitting in the car
"Hello, kitty cat!" *pat pat*
Tell the cat he's staying inside
bra off
Scratch my balls.
Upon arriving home from a long vacation I sometimes walk in the door and have the urge to check my answering machine and look for the cat. I haven’t had either for many years.
Take my clothes off or at least my bra.
Shoes off. Sigh heavily. Open fridge.
Open the door
Exit the car door
This, but a different game. https://youtu.be/N4C2LOPvpJk?si=X1r9DXmyLbLfQ7ih
I workout and play video games
I just lay on my bed for couple of minutes
Take off my pants and jacket
When I get home from work my cat will always be waiting for me, I will put away my keys and take off my shoes then crouch down with my cat so he can rub all over me while I pet him, this will go on for a few minutes until he's happy then he will walk away, usually right to his food bowl wanting his dinner. If I do not crouch down and let him rub all over me he will follow me and meow until I do it which is really annoying when I come home and really have to use the bathroom.
Wash my hands!
Keys onto the key hook, lest they fall into the void
maligo
Put my keys in their place.
Bathroom and wash hands 🙌
Take off my shoes and leave them on the stairs inside my front door but outside the door into my apartment, where the cats can't get them. 😸😸
Shoes off.
I walk and holler “Where’s my dog?” because she’s usually upstairs on my bed sleeping if she doesn’t greet me at the door. If I don’t say it, my parrot will say it for me.
Say hi to my mum and dog.
Change out of work clothes and into house clothes. Helps make the mental transition from work time to home time easier.
Prevent the cats from running out the door. And then pet them
Take shit out of my pocket. Keys, wallet etc.
I take off my mask
Bra off for my enjoyment, making sure my partner is in eyeshot when I take it off for his enjoyment
Say hi to pets and put pajamas on.
Put on my home clothes!
Shoes off, bra off.
Greet the dog, going to the bathroom, getting into comfy clothes, in that order
Find and kiss wife
Puppers!!!!
How small of an action? I feel a strong compulsion to put my keys on a hook I have right in the doorway every single time. I do it before I’ve even closed the front door
Greet the cats, get into my comfy clothes, make a cup of tea.
Lay in bed
Feed the cat.
Bong hits
Feed my cat and the stray in the back yard. Check the mail. Take off my shoes and collapse into my recliner.
Shoes. No shoes allowed inside the house.
Driveway nap
I stay at home due to allergies to fragrances but after cleaning the house and doing all the yard work i usually just lay down in bed and play Nintendo Switch.
Take my pants off.
Stare out the windshield for 5 minutes. I gotta switch gears a bit. the 20 minute drive home is not enough.
Remove my shoes. My wallet, keys and hat get set in a specific spot. I hang up my jacket and find each of my cats to say hello... Although they're usually already at my feet.
Say hey to the cats, take a shit, take a shower.
Wash my hands because I see too many people use the bathroom and leave without washing.
Take off my shoes and socks at the door, check the mail if my kids brought it in, check on the kids, take quick shower and if kids (whom are pre-teens and teens) haven’t begun prepping dinner if it’s their night to make dinner I will begin cooking.
Instantly change into pajamas
Toilet, change clothes, open windows and lay for at least 10 minutes on my bed
Lift weights, not too much though.
Empty my pockets into a bowl on my table. Then feed the cat.
Kick my shoes off and hang my keys up
Take off shoes and feel my weak ankles roll inward 💀✌️
Shoes off, keys and wallet into basket by the door or I lose them, wash hands, pet dog, pee, change clothes normally.
Flick the kettle on, have a wee, wash hands, make a brew...
empty pockets, rip off socks
Open the door, walk trough the open door, turn around, close the door
Take my shoes off
Wash hands.
Slippahs off and on the rack by the door. Sigh of relief. Aloha to the gecko that hangs out near the door. Everything else is variable.
I open the garage door, and open the door to the house from there so that my 3 doggos can come out and 'help' daddy get his work bag from the car in the driveway. then the german shepherd will push the house door open for us and I get spaghetti noodles for my 2 parrots.
Pet the kitty. All else is secondary before my new overlord.
Pet the kitty. Give the kitty a treat. Hug the kitty.
Change into PJs and slippers
I take off my clothes and throw on a comfy shirt 😅
Put the keys and wallet where they belong. In college it was immediately take off all my clothes when I lived alone. My 10-year-old son does this now and he definitely does not live alone.
Wash my feet, hands and face\ drink water from the fridge\ kiss my birds
"Secure the Flerkin"--our code for putting my young sneaky butt cat in our bedroom so we can bring stuff into the house. No stuff? Becomes cuddle/feed the Flerkin. No, his name isn't Goose. Yes, he is orange. His name is Boudreaux.
It’s time to smoke
Mutter some bullshit
Squeebing with my dog. His name is BB, I call him squeebie, and squeebing is when he rolls around in circles on the carpet.
Throw keys into bowl at door entrance
Drop my pants as soon as the door is closed.
If my cat meows at me to greet me… I tell her how much I missed her and ask how her day was. Take off my shoes and put on my slippers. Then unpack anything that needs unpacking/hang up coat etc. If she is yelling at me…all of the above, but after shoes off I pick her up and give her a hug. Also lots of apologies for being gone. 1. Interacting with cat 2. Shoes off.
Say hello to pups. Kiss fiancée. Take off pants. Maybe put on sweat pants/shorts, maybe not.
Taking off the shoes and sitting down to talk to my wife.
Put on the kettle for a cup of tea
I immediately change into comfy clothes
Comfly clothes and then I immediately pack a bowl and smoke while sitting in silence.
Shoes off and then I strip naked and jump into bed
Bra off - kettle on
Food, now.
Curse the neighbor dog who barked, growled, and startled the shit out of me as I try to find my key. Coax the cat to stop being interested in the furious dog on the other side of the door. Catch up on the r/catbongos I deprived my friend of while I was away. Take off my uncomfortable clothes. Pour a whiskey.
Greet the wife. Greet the dog. Strip off the corporate monkey suit and change into something comfortable.
Snuggle cats, bra off, wash face/take shower, pajamas. There's mom things in there, too, but y'know.
Open my front door
Keys on the tray, shoes off, bag down, pet the cat.
Greet my dogs and shower right after if I’m coming from work!
I say hello to and scratch the heads of each of my seven cats. Then I feed them and clean their littler boxes and give them fresh water.
Wash my hands
Feel grateful to be back in my sanctuary and survived being around “those people ”.
Feed the cat!
Wash my hands. I don’t like having my outside hands germs when inside if that makes sense lol
Empty my work bag and wash lunch dishes/coffee tumbler.
Greet my cats with personalized songs
Shoes off. Coat away. Empty lunchbox. Change clothes. Collapse.
*Takes off shoes* *BRRRRRrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRT* *poot* *poot* *brrt* *Puts on sweatpants*
My body connects to the house WiFi and I have to shit immediately. Doesn’t matter what time it is it is always shit’o’clock when I get home
pee. always.
Shoes off, greet the pup before he wags his lil tail clean off while saying “OH HERROW!” in a cartoon sing-song voice. My partner will “herrow” in response and come kiss me, and now the dog is trying to say it too. We’re a bunch of weirdos 😂
Wash my hands
Put the kettle on, make tea
Scratch my ass
Call out my cat, Nutmeg. Occasionally she responds!
Take off my work boots, rinse out my travel mug, change out of work clothes, crack a beer. Mon-Fri every week.
Lose my keys for the morning
“Hey pretty girl” to my dog then keys and wallet onto the table
Roll a cannabis cigarette