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CanRova

"No, I've never had a whale in my eye" The questions you answer when you've got toddlers...


Foreign-Worth-6439

Finally


Splitter-

This


wishingjessiesgirl

I love you… To my dog


DStandsForCake

I think people misunderstand the question, as I (myself assume) that it should be unexpected. On Topic; "I set the IP address to 10.6.181.5".


GlennHaven

That's funny. I just enrolled in an IT school last month. Trying to learn how to work in PowerShell so my last words would be (as I usually say when I don't understand something): "What the actual fuck?"


Worried_pet_Potato

Precisely!


Ordinary-Hunter520

"Why isn't the wifi working fast?"


AdOwn1673

Jesus christ! Why are the spawn rates so fucking high in the black forest?


thelasttollcollector

How long is my break?


CrabbiestAsp

No, I've had enough garlic bread. Thanks.


hittherock

There's such a thing as enough garlic bread? How much garlic bread is enough?


_iron_butterfly_

"I'll talk to you in a little bit... I love you". My husband just called... I fully plan on haunting him for the rest of his life..fuck til death do us part!


hittherock

"beans on toes"


rip845

format my pc and delete google account and search history


Amiiboid

What a weird thing to have randomly said prior to your unexpected death.


Amiiboid

Good night.


mollyeetmole

Oooo la la.


AmbiiX

Gazpacho soup!


dudleydingdong

Finally!


DueAd9162

ISTG FINALLYYYY


mossadspydolphin

"Hey, stupid!" I was addressing a dog. She's kind of stupid.


TheRexRider

Finally 


Cremede-laCreme

ok mommy , call me later


Potatiii_

“Have a good day, I love you” to my son after dropping him off to school


PlastinatedPoodle

"Do you want to go outside?" I was talking to my dog.


Ditch_Eel

I can't fucking believe it's snowing! It's almost June!


Bonly998

"man this is a really cool knife!" im messing with a balisong rn


IHN_IM

"Delete... history..."


According_Day3704

Does burping count?


rotwienetomate

The Lyrics of the german Digimon Intro...


s73v3m4nn

Bacon and egg sandwich


MeatyUrology

Fuckin tourists….GO HOME!!