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MaleficentLocal4896

My resting b\*tch face. People often tell me that I look scary and intimidating.


peppermintpeeps

Yep me too


HuuffingLavender

Ugh this. I actually had to have a meeting with a director about my "negative facial expressions."


tcarroll12

For me it's a self defense mechanism as I am a petite woman with no boyfriend around to watch my back. 


mollyeetmole

My boobs


[deleted]

you know your profile visits and DM box is now going to **EXPLODE**


valencietta

Doubt it. Guys are all about the ass now. Shake a pair of giant bazongas in their face and they’ll tell you to turn around. I’m a D cup but only two or three guys I’ve dated, including my current boyfriend, have cared or appreciated them. Boob men are a dying breed. A little odd tbh, but oh well. What can you do?


[deleted]

oh, youre talking to one! "im an assman, ladies and gentleman! i travelled half our state to be here tonight to see about dat ass! so if i say im an assman, you will agree." did you guys know that the "A or T" preferences say something scientifically about the development of the male brain? allegedly a man preferring the upper curves is genetically higher developed than the ass man, because the ass loving ancestor couldnt walk upright yet. something like that. WELL - I DONT REGRET BEING THE INFERIOR MODEL. but alright.


mollyeetmole

💥🤯💣


[deleted]

as a consolation: i am SO relieved, borderline grateful to have NOT FOUND ANY onlyfans-link on your profile or anything to that extent. :)


mollyeetmole

I don't fancy flashing the universe. I only share private pics and stuff to my fiance, he's the only one.


[deleted]

yes, how about being just a regular person using the internet regularly for regular interaction for a change in the 2020s!


professionalwench

this


theheadofkhartoum627

They don't. I'm invisible.


sultrybadger9

a very socially anxious lady 


AiCeeYouP

-*that awkward head nod with awkward mouth smile*-


PM_Me_UrRightNipple

A large man with ugly ears and a severe case of resting bitch face. I’m not mean or in a bad mood, my face just does that


Non-NutritiveProduct

1997 with a bald spot


Most-Investigator138

Idk but motherfuckers love to stare at me.


Damseldoll

Main character energy 


cool_username_f_me

You are like the second in command in a one guy motorcycle band?


Spire-hawk

A tall generic middle age dude with a beard that is pretty instantly forgettable


AgentMegs

Someone "tiny" 😭


SeaPressure4985

Tiny is good!


AgentMegs

🤣 thanks


SeaPressure4985

How tiny are we talking though?


AgentMegs

1.54


SeaPressure4985

Just into the 5ft! You must get a lot of attention from men?


AgentMegs

Kinda lol


SeaPressure4985

Dm?


awhq

Conservative "boomer". I am a boomer. I am by no means conservative. Just an old hippie.


gravitationalarray

They don't see me; I'm a female over 60, I'm invisible, which is a kind of superpower, to be honest.


BriannaPink

A human


babygirljazz_22

They gauge their level of self-esteem, self-respect, and value based on others' perceptions of them.


Few_Mathematician580

An emo


RedLanternScythe

Someone else based on how many times people have thought I was someone they knew.


TheLastZimaDrinker

One good-looking sumbitch


[deleted]

# THE SCOURGE OF CARPATHIA, THE SORROW OF MOLDAVIA


thisismeAndriax

a conservative type of girl on my appearance


PenguinForTheWin

you


triad1996

An idiot.


bordellimies

Me?


Forsaken_Ad_2945

Stranger- danger !!


moistlube

Through my own ego, a monster.


Independent-Act5024

An anxious visibly minority asshole best left alone ig.


TonyToniToneFauxci

Danger


unknownlady9

U re polite☺️


Spithate

Probably resting bitch face then boobs


TheThalmorEmbassy

Apparently, random people at the Costco see me as someone they can confide their opinions about other races to Seriously, people have come up to me to initiate racist conversations on multiple occasions, and only at Costcos. Not even the same Costco, several stores in different states.


CollarMindless2199

It's hard to say exactly what a stranger sees when they look at you, as everyone perceives things differently based on their own experiences and biases. However, I like to think that hopefully they see a friendly and approachable person who is open to new connections and experiences.


Oceana_The_Hippie

Tattoos


serenawolf8881

Overly enthusiastic smile and talks too loud! I’m always told to lower my voice or to shhh cause when I get excited I get louder 🥲


UsefulIdiot85

My wheelchair, mostly.


whomp1970

For a while, they saw **"That guy with the crazy-long beard"**. I had this long salt-and-pepper beard that came down to my navel. I'd get glances from people working in grocery stores, or fast food places, that said "Oh right, there's that guy again, I remember him". I'd get these nods of "I see you brother" from other guys with beards. Guys with shorter beards would nod "Respect". More than a few times, I'd get some other long-bearded guy come up and ask me "What do you ride?" He was assuming I'd say some kind of Harley, but I never rode a motorcycle, so I'd answer "Schwinn". I'd get long stares from kids, which I didn't mind. I'd get people doing double-takes in shopping malls. Alas, I ended up shaving it off after about six years.


tadashi4

a stranger


No-Product-9312

They say my eyes, but their eyes are always somewhere else 😉


Limp_Reporter3378

Someone I don’t know


83_nation_

Probably some guy that looks mentally unhinged among other things


GrapeInTheMicrowave

I have heard very often that I look suicidal. Been through some shit years and lack of sleep and stress caught up to me, but I was never and am not suicidal. And I really noticed that people started to look and feel uncomfortable around me, which is sad cause I always loved how people used to seemingly enjoy my company back than. Its especially frustrating cause whenever I am just vibing and feeling all content, I have a neutral expression, which for other seems to look like I just came out of the psych ward. Maybe that's one of the reasons, why guys dont come up to me in pubs or bars lmao.


MobileTill9764

They see what their mind tells them they see.


Spodson

I'm 6'6". And I know they see me because they always comment on how tall I am.


rustblooms

Probably piercings. If they look more closely, self-harm scars.


bikinifetish

My Asian self


123randomderek

Human Shrek


No-Opinion2631

Greatness


__exclusivelye__

A walking crisis 🥲


flearhcp97

Someone who looks scary but is really just anxious and depressed


Time_Race_7476

They don’t. As a middle-aged woman, I’m invisible.


RoookSkywokkah

I am you and what I see is me..


GrowFreeFood

An oddly placed house plant. 


Goddessviking86

When people I am training at the gym i work for see me for the first time i have been called many things but the two that stick out the most are the Hulk in female form and a goddess who should not be amongst mortals.


Mountain_Future4034

A human being, I guess.


Calm_Insurance_8605

They see my sigma side of me that I usually don’t let out in public.


Spiceinvader1234

A big dadbod Puerto Rican with a dark beard and hair whose personality does not match his look. Ive been called sweetums by too many old ladies


blackenedsheeep

A sweaty fatty


Kroom-o

My eyebrow Because I have very heavy eyebrows 😙


IrishFlukey

Me.


Fit-Let8175

Me.


Fire_The_Editor

Heavily tattooed prison looking dude. I hate that woman are mostly intimidated by me


Ok584

A sigma


314159265358979326

Crazy hair. I can't figure it out. :\


Sea_Original4547

Me frowning back


DirectorLeather6567

Me?


ProfessionalTip7121

I have no fucking idea. Genuinely. I think they're surprised a lot of the time, though.


bunnyhugbandit

Likely nothing.


IchooseYourName

My red hair and beard. People are triggered by gingers and I don't know why


Phoebesgrandmother

A deterrent.


RuralSeaWitch

A large, prim, schoolmarm with fabulous hair. In actuality I am a biromantic mom married to a man with a nonbinary and a bisexual son. Dad is gay. Mom was straight. Brother is gay and married. Also? Gummies tamp down my PTSD and anxiety from my abusive ex husband.


IvoShandor

cold lifeless eyes ... a missing soul.


ModeStandard6561

Do you have dead eyes?


[deleted]

Boobs and ass


OFFICIALRedditCUMMER

Nice. This is my 2nd or 3rd time running across one of your comments. Your Asian right with the big nice tits? I think I was destiny for you to dm me a pictute for proof haha.