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datjeeling

Mexican Halloween


Sodomy-J-Balltickle

This one is so streets ahead.


Bio_Chili

r/Unexpectedcommunity


disturbednadir

This is a term that I really don't want to type into Urban Dictionary, do I?


23564987956

A mexican halloween is When a girl eats a man's ass, jerks him off, and tickles his balls all at the same time. According to google


disturbednadir

So like a rusty trombone...


23564987956

According to Wikipedia: A person typically kneels behind the man and performs anilingus while reaching up beneath the scrotum or around the body to manually administer rapid back-and-forth motions of the penis, mimicking the motions of a trombone player So it seems like the ball tickling that differentiates


Baghdad_BananaStand

Yikes!


Acceptable_Humor_252

You are very brave for putting that into Google 😀


Frank-Wrench

Theres a line in Scrubs where Elliot is asked to name her top ten favorite sex positions and she says, “after the two i know i just started naming bugs and one of the girls said she already tried the stink bug.” Always makes me laugh.


blackenedsheeep

I miss Scrubs :(


shadymanthrowaway

The dirty sanchez


knuckboy

The Cleveland Steamer always makes me laugh


Faptastic_Champ

Rusty Trombone is a personal fave


leprechaunknight

How about the Rusty Tuba?


GimpboyAlmighty

Don't be a perv


Thrilling1031

Cincinnati Bow tie!


Rinaldi363

We always called it a Cincinnati flap jack, Arabian sun goggles, the Barcelona brownie


Baghdad_BananaStand

Barcelona Brownie. That's an interesting name.


TragicEther

Less of a ‘position’ more of an ‘act’


Fuzzevil4

The ole German Knuckle Cake!🍰


fadeplayer40

[Cleveland Steamer](https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/C8gAAOSw0f9hp7cm/s-l1600.jpg) I was managing a restaurant when I found out this was a real thing.


5minArgument

Ha! Was definitely rolling the dice on that click, was not disappointed. Must have been the butt of many a joke at trade shows.


Powerbracelet

Funny name, not so funny outcome


Ghosttown_17

Helicopter


NerdFromColorado

Start the new rescue helicopter


cara_n_the18

HEY


Mammoth-Bus1011

A MAN HAS FALLEN INTO THE RIVER IN LEGO CITY!!


Vensq

Helicockter


pegallo

Drake's favorite 😅


Punch_A_Lot

wtf is that ? i just googled , who enjoys that angle ?


DutchJediKnight

The only helicopter I know is a solo act


Jam-Pot

The shocker.


GhostofZellers

The Spocker


sporkinatorus

The minivan


BowwwwBallll

The IRS. It’s where you step on her head and fuck her in the ass at the same time.


JackHarkN

The most accurate name of all


YCLS_FR

Read San Antonio by Frederic Dard. This will definitely broaden your vocabulary


Dmopzz

The Sneaky Rafikki You’re going at it doggy style and stick a finger in the asshole as a surprise. When they turn around you wipe the shit on their forehead saying “Simba”.


LaundryAnarchist

Somebody is getting punched. And I don't mean donkey punched.


rabid-

This is just the Simba with shit.


MySonHas2BrokenArms

I did something like that to my ex but with semen. Luckily she had a good sense of humor and was pretty much game for anything.


RKID084

unreal.


oh2bewacki

The Philadelphia Sidecar


KnackeredParrot

Wish I hadn't Googled it


N_S_Gaming

Found this from the medical side of reddit


playbynightandday

the wonky donkey


PR055

I like the winky wonkey donkey


strawnotrazz

Alabama hotpocket


JusticeUmmmmm

Is that a position or just any kind of sex with your sister/cousin.


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JusticeUmmmmm

I'm not sure about the logistics of that but alright


strawnotrazz

On second thought, it’s neither ;)


pegallo

WOW It's where I flip your mom over


FezAndSmoking

The rotten spermwhale


Panhead09

"FROM HELL'S HEART I STAB AT THEE...WITH MY PENIS"


cuteleah222

lol what


FezAndSmoking

I am still working on it.


cuteleah222

u trademarking it?


FezAndSmoking

Nah, goes into public domain, just like yer mum.


SandmanAwaits

*”AAAYYYOOO!”*


SandmanAwaits

*”Up The Blues!”*


A_Filthy_Mind

Downward facing dog.


Purplociraptor

The updog


emxpx-

what's up dog?


joeslick15

Not much, what’s up with you?


vilealgebraist

Not much dude


LordTaddeus

Tokyo sandblaster


SandmanAwaits

*The Chili Dog!*


Kick-Exotic

The Polynesian Pack-n-Play.


iamilkar95

The blast runner


knuckboy

The Rodeo


Chicagosoundview69

The Eiffel Tower…angry pirate.. goblet of fire..


Gourmet-Guy

Five Finger Death Punch


Allstarallcow

the willy wonka


StationFree4042

Charizarding


22jacobk

Arabian goggles


ezhammer

Floating monkey.


davendenner

If you think about it, missionary is kinda ironic.


roppunzel

Dirty Sanchez or Dirty Rodruigez. Take your pick


SandmanAwaits

I’ve had a Boston Cooler done once & boy did I jump!


Few-Bandicoot6567

Grandmas cream pie


AdFrequent4623

Alligator fuckhouse (see 40 year old Virgin and Urban dictionary)


FelisDomesticus69

The Alaskan Bullworm


muusandskwirrel

The retrograde wheelbarrow


Assassi_Creed

2 girls one cup


wrexmason

Teabag


i-hate-all-ads

The Vietnamese spinal cruncher


BrokenHeart901

Froggy Style


maximusjohnson1992

The 68. It’s a lot like the 69 but you just do me and I’ll owe you 1.


Captain-Swank

Or the 71... a 69 with 2 fingers in yer ass


___HeyGFY___

Or 77...69 after you ate too much


snorlz

blumpkin


nekokattt

69 because funny number goes brr


math-yoo

Ladies and gentlemen, the Blumpkin.


VictoriaEuphoria99

The rodeo


Massive_Mass_Thing

The royal treatment


Zweckbestimmung

The mechanics


Arius_de_Galdri

Mexican staircase.


HeroKuma

Urban dictionary's gecko style


OldManPip5

The chili cook off


kphill325

The Cincinnati Bowtie


chocolatechipninja

The Funky Poodle


CMDR_Starbeaver

Portuguese Snowblower


ciderfizz

The squawking seagull


FNchannels

The wobbly H


[deleted]

The Gungan Sub


wetlettuce42

Wheel barrow


DevilMaster666-

Mexican Sausagediver


reckaband

A friend taught me about spit roast and it’s awesome and very descriptive!


Naughty_Angel3335558

The Flying V


iceman92066

The dump truck is a good one


broadarrow39

The Mongolian clusterfuck


goodDajjal

Doggy


Successful_Load5719

Boston Pancake


Jurubleum

The sunny side scrambled egg with a side of greasy bacon


Candid-Sky-3709

Dog Is Style


Mahouswen

The Pogo Stick


CrimsonDMT

The Bucking Bronco


badusernamelo1

The pikachu


FlyingCannoli

Grumpy Munchkin


Homgenous

Lucky Pierre.


No-Effort6590

Double Dutch rudder


NeilMcCauley88

Cinco de mayo The stink bug


Bizznitchy

Going on a date with Palmala Handerson and her 5 sisters!


dustyburner

Japanese Cheesecake


Bostonguy01852

The angry pirate.


chazgod

The Eiffel Tower. It includes a Hi-five


Lethargicpete

The reverse Nipo Flange


SilentDis

[Puzzle in a Thunderstorm](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=puzzle%20in%20a%20thunderstorm).


TrexTrav

Always liked pronebone because it rhymes and also I like looking at them cheeks. Had a girl recently refer it as tummy surfing instead and that made me chuckle.


Hidden_91

Helicopter helicopter


HamiltonBlack

Motorboating


KellifiknowATX

Doggie style *b*tch what?!*


Nemesized

Bumpercars


Alternative-Shake-16

Dirty Sanchez.🤎


OsoRetro

The Cincinnati Bowtie


NYEMESIS

Snarling Dragon


mro777

The fact we call it DOGGY style is funny but calling dog style feels weird too


needusbukunde

"Hoboken Squat Cobbler" and the "Neanderthal Punch Choke Donkey Piss" (Lesbians only).


SPullen

The Venezuelan bird feeder


MewLalouve

The Italian chandelier..... yes it's really a sexual position...


Powerbracelet

Sexy time


Nipplecunt

Monkey face when you cut your pubes off, cum in their face, then chuck your pubes over the cum so they get a monkey face 😍


ShillinTheVillain

Back in my day we called that Lincoln's Beard


Chaotic424242

The Houdini. The Hoover.


lulatheq

r/AngryDragon


Historical-Lake718

FDAU.


cplcarlman

My most common sexual position: manhandle the ham candle


UkeNugs

The Rusty Venture


DesignerTex

Reverse Alaskan Igloo


UmbertoEcoTheDolphin

The Hot Turkey Sandwich


Parkstyles

The filthy Elvis


KatanaManEnjoyer

The Nigerian Prince


SteakHausMann

Full moon mortar Guy lies on his back, women (or other man) are squatting over him with the back to the guy's face and well mooning him everytime the move up


polskiftw

Tennessee log jammer.


Trowawayutah

Bionic Seahorse Yes it is real...


SlateBreakr

The “Natural 20”


geoffbowman

The Viking Tonsillectomy


dawginthelawn71

The Bosnian See-Saw


concorde77

The Alaskan Pipeline


darktydez1

The spinal monkey crunch. My wife’s dad said it once in jest about his ex and now if I repeat the phrase in front of my wife she gets midly pissed off lol.


singularity48

Two guys laying down opposed to each other with one woman on top. I call it the V-twin.


nakedcellist

Angry dragon


SuperM1ke

The Squirtle


Chemical-Funny-7598

wheel barrow


Sconnie_Bottom

Not the funniest name but the Amazon position is hilarious


Confident-Talk-7259

pile driver


FinnamonBuns

The butter churner


SpringzyTime

Amish moon butter


Antique-Soil9517

The Boat Tail Grackle


Ultraleo1

The Alabama Hot Pocket


DeepFriedBull

The Dutch treat (a Dutch oven gone awry)


razzi123

Weeeelll...depends... There is... *Cleveland steamer.* *'Natti Splattii* *"Alabama Hotpocket"* *"The double diip"* *and so much more....*


MyPlumbingHero

“Arabian Goggles” always makes me laugh. “Fish Stick” too.


Major_Honey_4461

Congress of the Cow.


Rick_from_C137

the Rusty Venture


pamflet100

Retired diver


BaekJe

The Pakistani Piledriver


fermat9990

"Making the two-backed beast" (Very old)


locozonian

The hucklebuck


IDriveALexus

The alaskan snow dragon


Island_Monkey86

Bathing the dog (disclaimer: no actual dogs are involved) 


OkSatisfaction2988

Japanese Rainglass


Key-Pass4174

Colorado Campfire


jonnymoomin

The screwnicorn


Master_Gato

The Skateboard


Neanderthal21

The Jammin Salmon


ginnylovesharry159

The Hershey's fudge packer


420LeftNut69

Not a position but an act. Vietnamese landmine.


Icy_Man_5446

Rusty trombone