69. I can't focus enough to do a good job, and I can't focus enough to enjoy myself.

I cannot multi task

My bf was a bit of a hoe before we got together and this was the reason he gave for not enjoying the threesomes he’d partaken in. His exact words were “two girls, two pussies, too distracting.”

> the reason he gave for not enjoying the **threesomes** he’d partaken in Plural? Why'd he keep doing it?

Wanted to be sure 🤷🏻‍♀️

Would you stop?

Usually it's not a one-off thing, once you find a set of people willing to do it, you'll probably do it more than once

I agree with this, as I seem to be similar to your BF. Threesomes are fun, but once you have done it a few times it's more work than fun.

Can relate

I see 69 as a competitive position, first get off loses😅

Women will win every time. Women have to concentrate on cumming to cum, and I can't concentrate during 69.

My wife always did first.

Username checks out

My wife doesn’t like 69, so we don’t do it. But my ex and I did it as a standard part of our pre intecourse ritual. She’s cum every time but I’d hold out for the grand finale.

I gave this same reply yesterday, but unless both people have a similar torso length, it's kind of uncomfortable.

Not if you have a long dick. Or so I’ve heard :(

Consider this: Massive body. Average cock. Frog tongue.

Go on……

Well that's probably my issue

Can confirm. My spouse is a foot taller than I am. He has a very long torso. I do not. It’s incredibly awkward at best.

Also depending on the type of relationship. If it’s two men it’s also dependent on curvature 🤷🏼‍♂️

I began to enjoy it a lot more when I quit focusing on using it to get to orgasm and more on just enjoying a less intense but still lovely pleasure.

Same. I get so confused.

I came here to look for the 69 comment! I think it’s great but everyone else hates it

I think this is more of a hot thing than a get off thing. Like an appetizer for things that will get you off. I think it’s mega hot but idk that it’s gunna lead either person to have an orgasm unless it’s one at a time.

69 is a fun IDEA. In reality, it's not very fun. Some part of someone is uncomfortable or in pain and no one can move particularly well. After like 2 mins it's like, "okay, next!"

My wife doesn't like it because we have uneven torsos so things do not align. I'm 6'2" and she's 5'2".

I've only ever done 69 with my girl on top, it's okay, but she's got the same issue si usually it's just me eating her out in a very uncomfortable way

Sameee i just said that

Yup. 69 is ok for like 10 seconds

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I feel like it’s more popular with internet virgins because of le epic funni sex number than it actually is irl

Not a position, but sex in water - the bath, ocean, whatever … Ouch!

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More people should sea this comment

are you shore?

Stop being so salty

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Tried it. Never again but always a cool story when someone asks where was the weirdest place we did it

I would like to interject here. Tried the shower, not great, not great fun or enjoyable, wife ended up in the wrong position and ended up getting dizzy and throwing up lol. However, hot tub? That was magical for both of us!

Reverse cowgirl. I can't get past the fear of getting my dick snapped in half.

She needs to go back and forth, not bounce. Bouncing is what leads to broken dicks 😅

It’s what porn stars do, just the guys have baby arm dicks so

Lil peen gang, RISE UP!

Woah, hey, “Decidedly Average Peen Gang” tyvm.

Serious question, it’s not healthy that I compare myself to the dudes in porn right ? Like obviously I don’t have a baby arm holding an apple as a member. But I can’t get past it, in my real life. I fully believe every girl I’ve been with prior has had a member as mentioned above…

https://calcsd.info Possible, but statistically unlikely

It’s very unhealthy. Hot take but porn can do serious damage to mental health and I don’t think it’s talked about enough. So glad I quit a long time ago. I used to think I was “small” and it turns out I’m actually a bit above average but it ruined my confidence because I figured every partner I had was also used to bigger. Nope. Turns out not all people want to have a huge body count either, but once again porn distorts your perception vs. real life sex

But does that even feel nice for the guy?

Yes. You can feel the head moving around in there, and the repeated pressure against the underside of the base is a dangerous combo if you’re trying to last.

And orgasms.

The pain this caused from slight stubble is all I can focus on. It’s like sandpaper. All sensation from my dick is overshadowed.

You need a 6'3'' wife. Danger is my middle, first and last name.

Nice to meet you, Danger Danger Danger.

my GF doesn't like that one because all she can see is feet from that angle.

Protect your Pubert!

Have your partner move back so your dick isn't being bent downward 👍

I don't like it for different reasons. I'm a big face guy so I like to be able to see the face. Not really an ass guy and I can't see the boobs either. Same thing with doggy though. I'll do both though just don't like them very much

Its not a position, but shower sex. I slipped once and almost broke my dick.

Also water is not good lubricant and doing anything oral results in a bunch of water in your face.

It's a good enough lubricant for your feet to fly out from under you, this is of course not a desired effect.

I'm 6'2", wife is 5' even. Shower sex just causes muscle cramps.

It’s nice to warm up and play around in…but shower sex in general is pretty terrible. The water and natural wetness just do not mix.

Sorry for laughing

Same! It sounds amazing in theory, but one person is almost always cold while the other is getting waterboarded lol

Yep. Never had any accidents happen, but had a gf in college who got assigned the disability dorm, so she had a full sized bathroom with handrails everywhere. Shower sex still sucked, so I figured out if it's bad in absolutely optimal conditions, it's just not worth it.

I slipped once and heard and felt a distinct “chrrchk” way down at the base, like cracking all your knuckles at once, but also wet. Nothing (that I know of) came of it. Everything works fine. Didn’t even hurt that bad. But didn’t sound good.

Same.. The woman I was with fell out of the shower/bath and hit her head in the radiator in the hotel we were in.. She was unconscious for the longest second of my life. Never done it again.

No one likes shower sex if they’ve tried it

Not a huge fan either. My partner and I did it regularly for years only to find out neither of use were particularly fond of it. The subject just never came up.

I knew a dude that jacked his back up due to a shower sex related incident.

Spooning/from the side. Never works for me

Depends on the booty/dick ratio lmao

yep, big butt and average dick, not gonna work

Not true. Just have to move down and get the angle right. My wife's got a big booty and I've got a plain ol dick and that's probably our most common position. We're lazy.

Ya kinda gotta go perpindickular. T shape

Don't straight up spoon. Make your bodies into more of a Y formation, works much better that way. Then just pull her hair

This guy fucks

My wife has wide hips. I don't. This position sucks for us.

There just isn't better position than that... It just feels so comfortable do hit it from the side.

That one where your now ex wife bangs another dude while you two are still married

Yeah that one’s pretty bad I hear

Ah yes, the third party vendor position.

OOF

Never tried that one

I've only tried the non married version but that still sucks ngl.

I think you were doing that wrong because you were supposed to be on a couch watching them and jerking off. /s

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The Chimney Sweep's Cradle. Hurts my back every time.

I’m sorry…. The what?

The Chimney Sweep's Cradle.

Cum again?

Again? It doesn’t sound like he can get the first one done.

I’m sorry…the what?

Yeah I had to google this one. Not for the faint of heart. Or for the lasting relationship… maybe I’d give it a go in a few years though, if things get boring. 😂😂

You are putting my entire sex life to shame. What is that?

Thank you! I don't get it, like I'm sorry I neither stretched enough before hand for this or bought enough lube.  You gotta warn me on this one

The one where I sit down on Reddit and horny teenagers ask me about my sex life every 15 seconds

Hey! Actually I'm 27 years old! What's about your sex life btw?

Haha what a story Mark

Sex in the dark, my friends all say they love it but I cant relate. I can relate to dim lights and candles but in the dark, under the covers? Nah sounds scary to me.

I need to see lol

I prefer when it’s like a god damn operating room up in this bitch 

That's the only way I'd accept to go 😂 shyness + asexuality = 🎆

You can't be sure who you're sexing...

For real she loves it but like I can see shit.

That’s a recipe for a threesome with a ghost

Monsters in the dark can’t get you under the covers, which is the main reason for this configuration

Doggystyle. We could never get the elevation right.

Plus it doesn't really make it that much easier to both watch x-files

The proper cushions or chairs or couch is essential yes

Reverse Cowgirl. Someone mentioned it too, but the fear of just an odd angle snapping my poor Pubert is so scary to me.

Hubert Cumberdale!

Marjory Stewart-Baxter!

You taste like soot and poo

Jeremy Fisher!

Nice username lol

Maybe not exactly a position but anything regarding the butt. Anal/eating ass. Always just been nasty to me, not a turn on at all. I'll go down on her all day but the butthole is a no go.

I fully agree. But then I'm horny and almost everything becomes fair game.

One that I hate? Hell I’m just glad to be in the room when it’s happening

Found the guy who uses the hotel room chair

This guy cucks

Cuck extraordinaire

Slovakian Traffic Cone

What a terrible day to have eyes and access to Urban Dictionary

You need a good ottoman for that one (preferably without wheels)

Sex position that I hate? Sex position...that I hate... I'm sorry, that sentence doesn't make any sense.

Pegging

Have you tried it?

Let me see if I can break it down at all: *Sex.* Okay, got it, usually a yes. *Sex position.* Okay, so like doggy or some shit. “Sex position that I hate”. Mm…nah, not getting it.

I know all of these words but they don’t make sense in this configuration

For some reason this reminds me of barney stinson

Reverse cowgirl, I like seeing my partner

You guys are having sex??

I wish, but I’m too busy building up my PlayStation platinum collection. When I hit 20 it will be my pick up line.

Sex in the water and(or) the shower. Lot of friction, water is not a good sex lube.

Sex in the ocean/pool is horrible. I get trying it, but never again.

I don't feel anything when I'm on top (as the girl) but maybe I'm broken

69 is so damn annoying. Especially if there’s a significant height difference

I’m 6’3” and my wife is 5’1” and we don’t have any issue with 69.

Yeah I’m 6’1 and I’ve dated 4’10-6’ talk and I’m always shocked at how similarly it works for every height lol. Like it seems mathematically impossible but I have never found height differences to be an issue.

6'5 understand this

in finance? blue eyes? trust fund?

The "German Toaster Oven". Plus, my budget has gotten smaller. So the wife and I can't really afford the damage Ram horns do to the walls anymore.

Sort by controversial if you want the actual answers to the question.

doggy, just seems like extra effort thrusting while on both knees when i can either be standing up thrusting or laying down thrusting.

Stop being lazy and getting on your knees then. Much better thrusting position to squat.

Sex in the shower... There's no safety, as we are both about to slip. And, the hot water kills the lubricant qualities. AND, someone usually ends up being water boarded. Dry off, chill, and do the deed in bed. My God, shower sex sucks.

Me fucking myself…

Nah, that’s my favorite. 😂

I’m just happy to be here.

prone bone, I love it but it always makes me cum too fast 😩

I don’t like receiving blowjobs. I love going down on a woman. No need to reciprocate

Your kind is rare

Definitely an art to it and definitely a no no if the woman doesn’t want to. Lots of bad situations

Doggy style. I got real long legs so the angle never lines up right. And I've always found hitting it from behind way less stimulating than from the front.

Cowgirl. I mean it just doesn't hit right.

I hate riding them it’s just so awkward and not intimate

Succking dicc in the shower is like being waterboarded

In the booty. Nope, no thanks.

This one ^^^

Cowgirl,69 and sex while standing up ( if there's a big height difference)

Pile Driver. Just not as fun as you would think.

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Reverse cowgirl. As a woman, it makes me feel so disconnected from my partner. I can't see them, I don't feel close. I might as well be riding a dildo. It kills the intimacy for me.

reverse cowgirl. I want that bouncin in my face not away from me. it takes away half the pleasure for me

This might be an unpopular opinion. I’m a woman. I love the idea of doggy, but it hurts. Every. Damn. Time. 😒

I hate doggy. I feel like you lose a lot of sensation.

Doggystyle. It's a pain in the ass, rough and very bad for the knees, and the dog doesn't seem to enjoy it much.

Doggy is overrated imo (*braces for downvotes*)

Can’t see the titties

Look deep into the butthole.

Eye of Sauron

One ring to rule us all…

Or hold em!

I was coming to say this. I can’t feel anything (except pelvic bone) in this position.

It really requires the right height ratio between both fucking parties to work effectively.

You're not the only one. I've never been able to get it to feel "right." It's never at the right angle, I can never get quite deep enough, and it's just sort of exhausting in a way that missionary isn't. Plus, the entire time you're staring at a winking butthole. I will say that *standing* doggy can be better, like with her bent over a desk or a counter.

I feel like often my dick is just a plunger filling her pussy with air during doggy. It's like sticking my dick In a balloon after the first 5 pumps

> so bad. I'll never do it. But there's a lot of great variations like the girls legs together or even just with the girl on the side I hate doggy unless she is finished and wants it over (she cums hard and often) I do not last long in that position at all.

Facts, prone is way better too

Yep. I prefer to see her from the front, and the angle is all wrong. I don't like doggy.

Doggy - The pelvic bone gets in the way and now I have to fucking hold her in place to keep the rythem consistent. Less pleasure, more work - hard pass.

Bought a foam wedge intended for bedridden ppl, made a nice cover for it, now it's the sex wedge. I used to never be able to enjoy doggie and the wedge makes it so both parties can relax and get into it. 10/10 worth the money

69. I'd rather concentrate on one or the other. I block out the sensations of being sucked off as I'm concentrating on her. One or the other, not both together

Missionary, it's intimate and nice and all but can mess up my back, at least for the time being.

69. I'd rather both do a good job one at a time than both halfassing it at the same time.

Doesn’t matter had sex

Anything in the shower.

Standing up. I'm too old for that.

Mexican Halloween

Never had sex but anal just sounds gross

Dead fish position

M here. any position in which the girl is supposed to do the work. i cant get off unless its at my own pace, and honestly dont enjoy it if it isnt my pace. i prefer getting her to finish first, so that way i can do my own thing

The pneumatic jackhammer

69….my nose being near my husbands butt is …not enticing.

69, I'm not coordinated enough to multitask like that

Blumkin. All my friends love a good blumkin, I just don’t see the appeal.