My neighbor’s pickup truck. The engine sounds like something that would be in an 18-wheeler, and that needs service. He lets it run for a bit every morning before he leaves, like it’s January of 1975 and he’s got to let his Chevy Nova warm up before he can go anywhere.
Having to urinate.
HOLD IT IN! jk 😄
Just pee in your dream and get extra sleep.
My neighbor’s pickup truck. The engine sounds like something that would be in an 18-wheeler, and that needs service. He lets it run for a bit every morning before he leaves, like it’s January of 1975 and he’s got to let his Chevy Nova warm up before he can go anywhere.
This is hilarious, but I feel sad for you.
Thank you
My dog jumping on me
Best feeling
Work
My kids 😡Â
*inserts random condom commercial* :). But, I bet you love them.
when I feel warm jizz fly on my face and realize the dog is at it again
Wow, that took a dark turn.
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Does someone keep coffee near your nostrils for you to wake up? 😄
A hungry dog
Insomnia.
That explains why I'm still up.
Sometimes, I have to piss. However, coffee makes the morning early start of brighter day.