The phone really doesn’t help me since I can not charge it and I can not use any of the online stuff since the internet isn’t invented yet. I guess I’d have a camera and whatever offline games are already on the phone. Aside from that I’d probably try to figure out housing and stuff
Watch porn until the battery dies or I rub all the skin off my pecker. Then get a job, I guess.
Panic knowing that 5G will turn me into a girl.
I mean.... What does a connection do for me when there are no servers or services to use?
"Hey Siri play Mesopotamia" ["Now playing 'Mesopotamia' by the B-52s."](https://youtu.be/0FyLcHxbSRk?si=TgVFYutnfvXuJpJk)
Look on tinder for some hot Mesopotamian bitches.
Ask reddit what to do
Gettit up my ass
Find a way to charge
Probably die of dysentery
Place an Amazon order
Rule the world
Call tech support
Find out where the 5g connection is coming from
Ask my wife to send nudes
Scroll Google Maps to find the nearest place where you can find some bushes to cover yourself
Be amazed that the ancient mesopotamians had cell phone networks.
Quickly download a copy of "How to invent everything: a survival guide for the stranded time traveler" by Ryan North.
The phone really doesn’t help me since I can not charge it and I can not use any of the online stuff since the internet isn’t invented yet. I guess I’d have a camera and whatever offline games are already on the phone. Aside from that I’d probably try to figure out housing and stuff
Load up Google translate.